Now, while Carter and Sadie are important (duh, they're the protagonists) I think we should not forget all the magicians from the House of Life who fought with them at the Red Pyramid.(Tho they were still against them, but that's another song.)

So, without further ado, I present to you:

Puns and Kicks

Random Voice:

How do two kids, orphans, in need of a shower,

Somehow defeat Set with their power?

How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?

Stop Set from building his empire?

Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon.

A magician and his army, who finally decide to step in!

He's now confusin' confoundin' Set's henchmen.

Ev'ryone give it up for Egypt's favourite fighting Frenchman!

All:

Desjardins!

Desj:

I 'm slashing their horns and their reins makin'

those demons redder with bloodstains.

All:

Desjardins!

Desj:

And I 'm never gonna stop until I make 'em

Drop and burn 'em and scatter their remains, I 'm

All:

Desjardins!

Desj:

Watch me engagin 'em! Escaoin 'em!

Enragin 'em! I 'm -

All:

Desjardins!

Desj:

I go to First for more funds,

Desjardins!

Come back with more

Puns

And kicks,

And so the balance shifts.

We pray the gods won't make it through, but consolidate their gifts.

We can end this all at sundown, lock them up and throw the key.

Mell, the magician:

But for this to succeed, there's someone else we need.

Desj:

I know.

All:

The Kanes!

Mell:

Sir, they showed they can get out of a trench,

Ingenuitive and clueless in French, I mean -

The Kanes!

Clearly they're not staying on the bench, I mean -

The Kanes!

No one has more resiliance

Or matches their practical tactical brilliance -

The Kanes!

You want to bring the peace in the House back?

(The Kanes!)

We need to bring the peace in the House back!

(The Kanes!)

Ah! Uh, need to bring the peace back.

Need to bring the peace back!

The Kanes!

You know you gotta bring the peace in the House back.

Peace in the House back!

The Kanes!

I mean, you gotta put some thought into the later,

The - the - Kanes

But the sooner the better to bring the peace in the House back!

The Kanes, the - the -

Desj:

Carter and Sadie Kane

Our troops are fighting on the field with you.

If you join us after that, you could come to the right side.

Oh, Carter and Sadie Kane

There are soldiers that will yield for you.

If I manage to get this right,

You'll surrender by early light.

The world will never be the same,

I 'm commander...