Weekend
It was Saturday at the dorms of UA, the villains had no classes, so they were doing what they were limited to. Cogwell was allowed to make equipment but they can't be used to escape or remove the collars. Saiba was helping Cogwell, the two started working together ever since the battle trials. They were in the workshop with Mei Hatsume which she was excited to work with the two villains who believe in making amazing tech. The villains were allowed guests are they got security clearance ad background checks, so some of Class 1A went to see them.
Ernst got his visitors of Kirishima and Uraraka which he was at the gym working out, Kirishima shouted, "So manly!"
Ernst was lifting 136 kg (about 300 lbs.) on bench press, "Oh yeah, I'm glad to have a spotting partner to prevent accidents, unlike someone."
Oshiro was doing pull ups with a 50 kg (about 110 lbs) weigh on each leg, "Only weaklings need spotting partners!"
Nejire was impressed by the strength of Oshiro and his workout, "Are you sure you don't need water?"
Oshiro replied, "I might need it later, but right now I got 200 to go."
Ernst chuckled, "Only 200…"
Kunai who was doing simple workouts like stretching and lifting simple weighs said, "Oh no, Oshiro do not take that a challenge!"
Oshiro replied, "Too late! I got 400 to go!"
Gajeel laughed, "This is going to be funny to watch."
Ernst put the bar up to add more weighs, "Okay, I got more to do then."
Oshiro got down to take off the weights to put 75 kg weighs on each leg then jumped up to the bar to continue. Sachiko facepalmed, "Someone is going to break something from this competition."
Meanwhile Jikan was in the library to get some books for her subject, she never been in a library or a school. Her father never allowed her to go to those public places because how 'dirty' they were. She was getting used to it then as she looked for a book, a voice asked, "Can I help you with anything?"
She turned to see Iida, which she replied, "Yes, I'm looking for the English literature books."
Iida nodded and reach to grab some books, "Here you go, I hope these are the books you are looking for."
Jikan looked through them, "Yes, these will do. Thank you."
She started looking for a table to read at, Iida offered, "If you want you sit at the table I'm at."
She saw his table and set the books down to begin reading, she liked how nice some people were like Iida. The dorms were clean and the food is good; she had nothing to complain about. Jimmy was in the music room with Jiro and Denki playing some music which he could say the same thing, but he likes freedom more and would like to continue his life as a villain. Then there was Kenshiro in the living quarters of the dorms to watching anime and relaxing. Everyone was doing something to relax or getting used to the second chance they were given.
But 5 hours later at the gym…
Ernst and Oshiro were exhausted from the workout competition they were doing. Oshiro laughed as he drank a 5-hour energy, "I still have energy!"
Ernst smirked, "That will be the death of you."
Oshiro laughed, "Fool! Death is for the weak!"
Oshiro fell to the ground, "Oh… I guess I must need to return to the dorms to rest."
Ernst laughed, "What was that?"
Oshiro replied, "I'm sore… I will be back in a little bit!"
Ernst sighed, "I'm sore too, I need help getting back."
Then Kunai helped Oshiro get back, Oshiro asked, "How is your second quirk?"
Kunai replied, "Well the healing factor is great, but the side effect is bullshit. Like it's trash, why nicotine of all side effects."
Oshiro replied, "The side effect could have been that one of organs could be turned off while you are healing or worse you have to eat people to heal."
Kunai asked, "Wait there is a quirk that you can heal by eating people?"
Oshiro nodded, "That is a quirk does exist and trust me it is something you do not want to see."
Kunai chuckled, "I'm not vaping just letting you know."
Oshiro replied, "I will kick your ass myself you start vaping, I rather see you with cigarettes because that is the real shit. But I recommend some nicotine patches for the quirk…"
Oshiro felt his right leg cramped up, "Fuck me, my right leg is cramped up."
Cogwell came across them, "I have been meaning to find you."
Oshiro raised an eyebrow, "Which one?"
Cogwell replied, "Both out you."
Cogwell put a gas mask and armor on Oshiro and a new looking shovel in his hand, Kunai was being measured and examined. Oshiro asked, "Can I ask what does the shovel do?"
Cogwell looked at him, "The shovel is just like your normal shovel, but it is made from the strongest materials known to man, sharped to cut steel plates and rock. Super light and small enough to carry around with ease."
Then Saiba pushed a button on Oshiro's gas mask, "The mask works just like a regular gas mask, but it has nigh vision, infrared vision, and is really hard to break."
Oshiro chuckled, "You know, I will keep it and this new equipment will serve me well." (Oshiro mask and the shovel with his outfit makes him look like an officer of the Death Korps of Krieg but German SS style.) Cogwell chuckled, "Good, I worked hard on that the mask and getting the shovel to be just right."
Oshiro swung the shovel around to be surprised by the lightness of the shovel, "Okay, I would like a knife or sword with that."
Saiba pointed at a sabre, "There is a powersword that you might try to see how it works."
Oshiro picked it up to play with it, Masuta used her katana to knock it out of his hand. Masuta said, "Don't play with a sword like that, you could hurt someone."
Cogwell chuckled, "I think I will give you a railgun."
Kunai smiled, "Yes…"
Cogwell and Saiba revealed a device which they put it on Kunai's arm, and they explained what it did. Kunai raised an eyebrow, "So when I shoot my blades out it will make the blades fly faster… nice."
Mei got out some targets, "I want to see the improve speed."
Kunai put his arm out to aim at a target, then he fired a blade which it moved faster than he ever seen it before. The blade went clean through the target and through the steel and cement wall. Kunai laughed, "That is cool."
Mei touched the weapon, "You could also coat the blade in a sleep toxic to take down your enemies."
Kunai in awe, "A non-kill option, me likely."
Masuta looked at the two, "What are you two up to?"
Kunai replied, "Just heading on our way back to the dorms."
Oshiro raised an eyebrow, "I find it weird you are curious in our actions."
Masuta laughed, "I'm bored, and I don't have my wife with me."
Sero appeared, "I thought I told you not to refer to me as such."
Masuta smirked at him, "Oh honey, don't be like that."
Kunai was trying hard to hold back on laughing his ass off, Cogwell was confused and thinks Sero had little had a choice, Oshiro was entertained by this. Saiba asked, "Wife?"
Sero replied, "More like a friend."
Masuta covered her heart, "Oh don't be like that now."
The two start have a conversion with Oshiro and Kunai started walking out to escape leaving the equipment with Cogwell. They made it to the dorms to find Kenshiro with his laptop hooked up to the main TV playing a date simulator. Kenshiro looked over, "Hey."
Kunai replied, "Hey, what are you playing?"
On the screen a girl with an armband that Oshiro recognized in a heartbeat and the words 'Adolf Hitler' was above a dialog box, Kenshiro replied, "Mein Waifu is the Fuhrer."
Oshiro in horror, "By the Fuhrer! How dare this unholy thing exist!"
Kunai held Oshiro back from going over to destroy the TV and fight Kenshiro, Kenshiro giggled, "This is funny, I play as Erwin Rommel and I can date any high command turned girl leaders including Hitler."
Oshiro replied, "I will get you for this one day."
Kunai said, "It's just game…"
Oshiro looked at Kunai, "A game that dishonors my Fuhrer, this must not go unpunished."
Jikan came into the room, "Okay Kenshiro, your time with the TV is up."
Kenshiro sighed because he was having fun messing with Oshiro but didn't argue and took his game to his room. Oshiro yawned as he went to the kitchen because it was his turn cooking, the villains agreed on rotation schedule on who can do what chores on what days. The only people can cook were Oshiro, Ernst, Saiba, Gajeel, and surprisingly Jimmy. Cogwell can cook but he doesn't really want to and everyone else sucked at cooking.
Oshiro will mostly cook German cuisines, but he would at times cook Japanese cuisines to mess with people. Ernst cooks German, French, and Polish cuisines or a mixture of the three, he loves to cook at times because it is relaxing to him. Gajeel made Italian, Jimmy made some Japanese but mostly American foods for some reason. Then Saiba programmed himself to make anything he wants so the cooking line up was great for everyone.
Ernst and Gajeel got in the kitchen which Oshiro smirked, "I am making a Japanese side dish."
Ernst got on an apron, "I'm glad we are on the same page, I'll make a German main dish."
Gajeel replied, "I got an Italian dessert that will go well with this."
The three decided to work on a three-course dinner to catch everyone off guard. Then every villain was in the dorm like they are scheduled for and saw the three cooking. Jimmy said, "What the?"
Masuta said, "The Axis is in the kitchen. I'm glad Gajeel isn't letting Oshiro or Ernst near the oven."
Kenshiro smirked, "Oh yeah, it's all coming together."
Everyone was at the table wondering what they were getting which the three were laughing and trading jokes in German. Cogwell and Saiba understood what they were saying and understood that they wanted to screw around. Oshiro in German, "I got the side dishes done."
Gajeel nodded, "Dessert will be done in 30 minutes."
Ernst checked the timer, "I got 10 minutes."
The three picked up the side dishes to bring to the table Jikan in shock, "Teriyaki Tofu?!"
Oshiro raised an eyebrow, "You don't like?"
Jikan replied, "No, I'm just surprised…"
Masuta said, "She thought since you love Germany so much that you could only make German food."
Oshiro in shock, "I'm half Japanese, my father is Japanese and my mother is German. Just because I love Germany doesn't mean I can't cook Japanese food, that's racist, Jikan."
Jikan in bigger surprise, "What?!"
Kunai joining in, "Man Jikan, I didn't think you were a racist."
Jikan shouted, "I'M NOT RACIST!"
Everyone was dying of laughter, Sachiko crying, "Being called racist by a Nazi is a new level of racism."
Jikan was getting angry then Oshiro calmly, "I was joking, don't freeze time to kick my nuts."
They all ate their side dish and complimented the chef then Ernst went back to the kitchen to get the main course out, "I hope you love my Schweinshaxe."
Ayano asked, "A what?"
Asuna looked at it, "I don't know what you called it, but I want it."
Ernst gave everyone a plate which they all enjoyed it then Gajeel smiled, "I hope you are all ready for dessert."
He pulled something out the oven then cut pieces of it then put them on plates. He then put the plates in front of everyone, "This is Tiramisu."
They had the tasty dessert Masuta replied, "The Axis should have been a cooking team and make food not war."
Gajeel laughed, "Who said we couldn't do both?"
