Returning to Class
Everyone was back to class and discussing what happened on their internships, Kunai said, "Besides the cactus kid, you look like you had… your clothes."
Oshiro wearing a blue T-shirt and black jeans nodded, "Nejire made me get clothes that weren't grey and military like. So, how was Eraserhead?"
Kunai flexing, "He made me work on my hand to hand combat. Thanks to my quick thinking, quickly made blades and used the blades to gain an advantage against the old man."
Kunai got a glared from Chino which he whispered to Oshiro, "He was extra strict with Chino, since she has no hand to hand combat experience and relies on her quirk… you know how that will go."
Oshiro nodded then Hira was telling some of the other girls about what she, Soga, and Tamaki did on one of the nights of the internship. Jikan in shock, "You two! What were you two thinking?!"
Sachiko asked, "Did you two at least used condoms?"
Soga nodded in embarrassment and Hira replied, "Our internship was in a hospital, they have them everywhere."
Alekandra just asking herself how got in this, "Well you two are just living the life."
Hira just asked, "Are you all still virgins?"
Everyone stopped talking and looked at her, the room was quiet. Ernst replied, "Not anymore…"
Masuta asked, "Doggy style?"
Ernst replied, "Well yeah… it's not because of my quirk…"
Jimmy laughed, "I had a few ex-girlfriends that we experimented with."
Everyone else just didn't answer the question, then Jimmy started the discussion of exs. Jikan of course didn't have those, Kunai was too shy for that back in the yakuza, Ric never bothered with the idea of relationships, Cogwell cared less about relationship at before he was captured, and Soga was enjoying too much being a 'doctor' before being captured to find time for that. Chino replied, "There was this one guy…"
Hira giggled, "Who was he?"
Chino smiled a little bit, "He was two years older than me… he convinced me to run away from my parents as they were putting me in rehab. He was kind… until I made a lot of money from my gambling and demanded I gave him a share to gain his protection. After he punched me from not accepting his demand, I paid a few guys to take him drinking then kill him."
Ayano nodded, "That seem to be the appropriate reaction."
Chino frowned a little bit, "I still remembered how kind he was… until he just saw me as a gold mine. That's when I just didn't want to date anyone for a while."
Masuta was writing on the board, "So we have one ending with death, who's next?"
Gajeel chuckled, "On my many jobs around the world, I had a few ex-girlfriends. In the end, I broke it off because I am always on the move."
Asuna giggled, "I worked with many guys and girls but didn't care enough for a relationship."
Saiba looked at Oshiro, "Wait… besides Kunai and Alekandra, didn't you work with a girl?"
Kunai thought for a moment, "Yeah, you had a girl that you sometime were around with. But I didn't you and her near each other for a year now."
Oshiro asked, "What girl?"
Kunai thinking while talking, "Black hair, light blue eyes, never spoke a word."
Oshiro releasing what they were taking about, "Oh Nomu #3568-01, that thing was a genderless creature had quirks to record what it saw and project them like a projector, replay sounds it heard, transform into anything living, and it was super-fast. Yeah that thing died from one of my fights."
Alekandra smiled, "One of the most useful creatures that the doctors have created. The nomu I used at the USJ, Nomu #4867-02, was strong and made transport easy."
Kunai taking in the information, "Oh… it was genderless creature."
Jikan replied, "The fact you treated her like an object just makes me sick."
Oshiro shrugged, "Technically it was created to be used as a tool and it can't object to any order. Remember it's genderless, so you would use 'it'."
Alekandra nodded, "It's something you couldn't understand."
Masuta then asked, "But what about your relationship?"
Oshiro asked, "Are you thinking we had something special well…"
Oshiro pointed at Alekandra who finished his statement, "We see each other as cousins for a long time and we still see each other as such."
Masuta sighed, "That doesn't stop Alabama."
Kenshiro replied, "Hold up, wait a moment."
Everyone had faces of disgust from the comment, Mizu was red from this entire conversion and hasn't spoken a word. Then Nezu came into the classroom, "I see you all did well on your internships."
Everyone nodded then Nezu pulled up a slideshow, "Today we are going over secret villain organizations through history. Now who here is from such organization?"
Oshiro, Kunai, Jikan, Chino, Mizu, Alekandra, and Kenshiro raised their hands; Nezu asked Chino, "What organization are you from?"
Chino replied, "Meta Liberation Army."
Nezu confused, "Aren't you a little young to be apart of a long dead organization."
Chino shook her head, "No, the organization isn't dead. We own an entire city with over 100,000 members."
Everyone was surprised by the number of people apart of the thought to be dead MLA, Nezu asked Kenshiro his organization. Kenshiro told him he was apart of his family's drug cartel, Nezu nodded, "So we have three former members of the League of Villains, two former yakuza members, one former drug cartel member, and one former MLA member. This is going to be interesting class lesson."
They were going over different and famous organizations throughout Japan's history as quirks became more frequent. Then a group of Nazis called 'The Children of the Reich' appeared, Masuta shouted, "I think I see Oshiro on the top right picture!"
Nezu looked at her, "That isn't funny to pick on your classmate…"
Oshiro laughed, "Oh yeah I remember being apart of that picture 2 years ago."
Nezu then turned to the picture they were talking about and on closer of the picture of a group of the members doing the Nazi salute, they found a younger Oshiro smiling while saluting while a younger Kunai facepalming behind him. Masuta laughing, "I love how Kunai is just like, 'Why am I here?'"
Kunai facepalming, "That was what I was thinking at the time. Oshiro was giving me directions to a coffee shop across the street from the event and then he just went to this event. Of course, I followed him and now looking at the picture…"
He laughed a little bit, "I facepalmed a little too hard in that picture."
Jikan asked, "So, you two went from a coffee shop to… this?"
Kunai nodded, "That's the story."
Then they moved to the moved on to yakuzas like Jikan's dad, 'The Young Head of the Shie Hassaikai'. Masuta looked at the fourth wall smiling moving her eyebrows up and down. (*Whink* Young Head) Masuta giggled, "I would love some young head."
(I just want head in general, but I feel you on a spiritual level.)
After school was done, they were given an important assignment… Hero names. They have to come up with hero names to replace with their villain names. Kenshiro was gaming and enjoying pizza, Oshiro shouted, "Turn your hentai game down! I can't focus on making my food with all that moaning!"
Kenshiro paused the game to look at him, "First of all, this is not hentai… second of all, you didn't say 'please'."
Oshiro grunting, "Du hast Glück, dass ich dich nicht töten kann."
Kenshiro replied, "I'm going to assume you threated me."
Oshiro rolled his eyes, "Please turn do the volume."
Kunai came in, "Who is watching hentai on full volume?"
Kenshiro looked at him, "This is an anime game, not hentai."
Kunai shrugged, "What ever you say. Please turn down the volume."
Kenshiro lowered the volume, Jikan came to the door with Iida next to her. Then when she got to the door, they had a small conversion then Jikan came in. Oshiro asked, "How is your boyfriend?"
Jikan blushed a little bit, "Why do you care?"
Oshiro setting his food on fire for a little bit, "Just wondering, you two are a good match."
Kenshiro joining in, "Yeah, you two should go on an actual date."
Asuna appeared, "Ooo~ I date! I can help get you dressed up."
Jikan was red in embarrassment, then Hira appeared behind her, "Let's start by getting rid of the surgical mask that you always wear."
Jikan jumped away from Hira and started dodging Hira and Asuna to protect her mask. Alicia came into room looking confused, "What is going on?"
Kenshiro replied, "Just girl things."
Alicia walking past the nonsense to see Oshiro baking some bead in the oven, "Save me a loaf of that bread. I'm going to back in an hour."
Oshiro asked, "Where are going?"
Alicia saw Kendo outside the door, "Training."
Oshiro replied, "I will have leave out a loaf for you with some cold cuts that you can use."
Then Kenshiro asked, "Why do you cook enough food that can feed all of us?"
Oshiro replied, "Just because I make enough to feed everyone doesn't mean I'm feeding everyone. When you see a supply to feed 20 people for dinner, I see dinner to last me for 24 hours."
Cogwell shouted from his room/lab, "Weak! I can go 2 weeks without any sleep, food, and drinks!"
Asuna in surprise, "Oh, that's why you don't eat breakfast or lunch. You just have dinner and that's it."
Oshiro laughed, "After dinner, a powernap then muscle building exercises then everything else."
Alekandra walking out of the dorm, "I'll be back it in two hours."
Oshiro waved, "Have fun."
Saiba on his laptop in the room that he is surprised that no one noticed him decided to not make a sound just to observe everyone. He could see that Jikan and Sachiko acted kind of like mothers while the father figures can be seen in Ernst, Oshiro, and Gajeel. Gajeel is the oldest out of them at 19 years old, he is kind, and did give advice if you ask him of some. Gajeel was currently with a girl named Melissa Shield walking around the school. Ernst made sure everyone was alright in education, health, and emotional. While Oshiro secretly looks up everyone's favorite food items and makes them them leaves them in the fridge for them to take. But more than that, he also watched everyone from a distance to make sure they were fine.
Saiba was a little creeped out from the second part but he could see that this Oshiro was nothing like the Oshiro that put a virus in him. Saiba went up to Oshiro, "I know we had our differences… but…"
Oshiro looked at him, "Go on."
Saiba said, "I forgive you… you were brainwashed, and you didn't mean to but that virus in my head."
Oshiro went to the oven to pull out 4 loafs of bread to place on the counter, "I'm going to let them cool off for a bit."
Saiba began to go for a hug and Oshiro replied, "Don't you dare."
Saiba said, "Chino said that you can truly forgive those who wronged you by a hug."
Oshiro replied, "I'm not a hugger."
Ernst laughed, "I mean you did hug me at the festival, Fredrick."
Oshiro looked at him angrily, "You had a free pass and you also promised not to talk about it."
Masuta and Chino fist bumped when Saiba awkwardly hugged Oshiro, Sachiko laughed a little bit. Oshiro shouted, "Ich werde das nicht verzeihen! Das wirst du bereuen!"
Everyone laughing at the two, Ernst commented, "Let the love flow through."
Oshiro shouted, "NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!"
Jikan in seriousness, "Okay, we should have a serious conversion on hero names."
Oshiro said, "Bismarck or Schwerer Gustav, take it or leave."
Sachiko commented, "You need four more just in case those two get shot down."
Oshiro rolled his eyes, Masuta said, "I'm keeping Lady Deadpool, no one can tell me otherwise."
(That can be arranged, you cultured woman.) Soga said, "I'm keeping 'The Golden Angel' but I will accept 'Golden Experience'."
Asuna laughed, "Kenshiro should be 'Killer Queen' by that logic."
Kenshiro paused the game, "Hold up one second, I got to think about that one."
