"Ok now it's your turn to tell a funny story sifu hotman" said the avatar cheerfully. "No". "Pretty pleeeeease". Ozai wanted to commit suicide, but he had to mantain the boy's trust. "Fine, but only if you promise to stop calling me sifu hotman". Aang nodded. "A long time ago there was a kingdom and his king. The people really loved their king, and the king would have done anything for his people. Unfortunately he was powerless against the assassin that killed him in his sleep. The End ". The kid stared at him. Surely he loved his story. He loved it too, a story that ends with someone (else) dying was always fun. "This story sucks sifu hotman". A small part of himself wanted to kill this bald child "Stop calling me that! You promised". "I didn't promise anything. I simply moved my head up and down" said the avatar smiling innocently. Ozai smirked, the boy had potential as a manipulator, he reminded him of Azula (he was able to remember her name). It was almost a shame that he was going to kill him in the end. "Come on sifu hotman, you must know a decent story". Almost.

Several minutes later they landed near Omashu to let the bison rest. "I'm so hungry, we could go to Omashu. They make a-". Nope, no, no Omashu. One too many crazy kings. Ozai electrocuted a raven eagle that was flying over them. "Here, eat this, it's already cooked" he said holding the dead bird. Aang looked at him uneasily and said "I don't eat meat, for us all life is precious". That made no sense, other living beings where just a mean to an end (for example peasants were really good as moving targets).

"But it's dead when you eat it"

"But to eat it someone must kill it first"

"But if you don't eat it, it will eat you"

"I don't think that birds eat people"

"Tell it to that stupid owl in that stupid library"

"What?"

"Nothing... Fine, we can go to Omashu but we must be extra careful. Fire Nation troops and Omashu's police force can't recognize us. After this we are going straight to the Fire Nation, we will find your waterbending master there". "Ok, last detour, promise". It was the third time the avatar made the same promise 'I hope for yout hat this is the last time. Or I'll start from scratch with the next avatar'.

Lord explosion murder saw the death of his beloved raven eagle Riku. He never felt so much pain in his life.

Omashu, near the palace

Jet, the new Fire Lord is good. Jet, they built schools, hospitals, roads. Jet, we don't need to fight anymore. How could they forget? Did they not remember everything they had to endure? How the Fire Nation burned their villages, their homes, their lands, their families?! It was all Omashu's fault. It was the first city to fall to the lies of the new death lord. Other cities followed soon after. Sure, they got technological advancement and stuff, but at what cost? They knelt down and swore loyalty to the monsters. They chose to disrespect all the victims of the war! THEY CHOSE TO DISRESPECT JET'S PARENTS! They were going to pay, king Bumi was going to dBOOM

Explosions and screams could be heard from behind them. Ozai and the avatar looked behind to see a bulky man combustionbending. The former Fire Lord saw a combustion bender before, but never fought one. An explosion destroyed a building. That guy was powerful! Finally a worthy opponent! A manic grin appeared on his face as adrenaline spread through his body. Explosive baldy fired again, but Ozai intercepted the beam with lightning. He didn't notice how he saved an orphanage full of children. It was just to assert lightings' dominance over explosions. Howewer Aang and some orphans saw everything and not knowing Ozai's intentions they thought he was a hero.

Lord explosion murder was scared. He couldn't make explosions fast enough. 'Mommy, help me!'. But mommy never came.

Fifteen minutes later

The bison stole his trick shot kill! The bison ju- Other screams. What was happening?Oh, a wave of children was screaming and running towards Ozai. Easy, he defeated the combustion bender, he could obliterate a group of kids. Ozai tried to firebend. He was still affected by the adrenaline of the duel and didn't think of the consequences of such an act. But there were no consequences, because there was no fire. Damn it! He depleted his chi with all those lightnings. Panic seized him. He tried to bend again, but nothing happened and the deadly wave came closer and closer. "Our hero!" they were screaming. He fell. "AANG HELP ME!" he was able to say before he was submerged by the kids.

The sight was heartwarming for Aang. The orphans that Ozai saved came out of the orphanage to hug him. He knew Ozai wasn't into hugs, but he was pinned down. He couldn't escape the children's gratitude.