Chapter 11: The Start Of Lori's Bad Day

So in the last chapter Shisui got the Uchiha beat out of him by one Uchiha and two Senju's because of a misunderstanding. We will continue that and then skip on to Tuesday as it is Monday in the Fanfic. Yay!

Chapter 11

Seether ft. Amy Lee - Broken

After managing to get out of the store with paying for the food that the ninja had previously picked out, they all were outside Wal-Mart's parking lot with Jeri glaring at everyone but those not involved in the fight.

"I hope you all realize now that it was an accident." Jeri says to Butsuma, Tajima and Tobirama who didn't look apologetic one bit. Tajima looked to a beaten up Shisui that was getting healed by Hashirama and averted his onyx gaze to Jeri. "Oh, well then… I'm still not apologizing to him." He says bluntly making Jeri laugh at his smartassness. "Fine. But you're going to help me and Lori make some bratwurst tomorrow night." Tajima glared and looked away.

"Actually, all three of you will help whether you want to or not." Lori added in a tone that dared anyone to challenge her. Tobirama locked eyes with the blue orbs of the blonde's eyes before looking away with his arms crossed over his chest. A bad habit he had developed, not being the social butterfly his brother was.


The next morning, Tuesday, Lori was up before anyone else as usual. She took a quick shower and dressed in a pair of dark blue jeans, a grey shirt with her green jacket and black combat boots. She opted to put her long hair in a ponytail but left her bang down and let it hand over her right eye. As she looked at her reflection in the mirror she could only stare blankly as the memories of what had happened a few days ago came rushing back with newfound force. Closing her eyes shut tight she tried to think about other things, anything to stop the memories from resurfacing. She had to busy herself with something.

Opening the bathroom door she walked quickly to the kitchen and started to prepare a full pot of coffee and decided to make some breakfast from Germany since she was in the mood for it. She settled on making gingerbread buttermilk waffles with homemade cinnamon toast, eggs and sausage.

Getting the waffle iron from the bottom cabinet, two pans and two bowls from the top cabinet she plugged in the waffle iron and turned it on. Setting the two pans on the stove and turning the first two front burners on to medium she went to the fridge to retrieve the sausage, eggs, milk and butter. Once she had those she set them on the counter beside the bowls and grabbed a whisk and a spoon as well as some sugar and ground cinnamon and ginger.

She started absent mindedly cracking eggs into the bigger bowl and once she was done she added some butter, milk and ginger and let it sit while she put some butter in the smaller bowl with sugar and cinnamon and whisked it until stirred and popped it into the microwave and set it for one minute. Then she started to whisk the mixture in the bigger bowl and added pancake mix and whisked that before pouring some into the waffle iron and closing it to let it cook into waffles. She opened the sausage and formed them into patties and placed them on the hot pan and grabbed some white bread and put it on the other pan and covered it with the cinnamon, sugar, butter mixture from the other bowl that she had retrieved from the microwave and let the bread cook on the pan as she turned sausage over and took out some plates and placed the now fully cooked waffles onto one of the plates before making more waffles. She done this to each of the foods in turn and once she was sure she had enough for her to eat since she had a huge appetite since a few days ago. She turned everything off and picked up some of the plates and balanced them on her arms with ovem its covering her arms of course and proceeded to make her way to the table.

What she did not expect was for Hashirama to be right behind her watching her happily, with a huge grin like the goofball he was, holding the kitchen knife she had previously used to cut open the sausage.

Lori screamed in fear and lost her balance causing the plates to fall from her arms. "Dammit!" She cursed as her scream awoke everyone in the house. In no time all the ninja were in the kitchen with knives, swords, you name it. The Uchiha's had their sharingan's activated and since they were seeing what was happening in slow motion or foreseeing it happen they had time to react and catch the plates and the falling food before they hit the ground while Hashirama reached out and caught Lori making sure to keep the knife pointed away from her body.

Everyone sighed in relief that a catastrophe was averted before Lori's yells of anger, no, more like fury, filled the room. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING HASHIRAMA?! YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND PEOPLE WITH A KNIFE AND A BIG GRIN LIKE YOUR SOME PSYCHO ABOUT TO MURDER THEM FOR FUN!" Hashirama was sure he wouldn't hear out of at least one of his ears again and winced at the pain his ears were experiencing. "B-but… You were cooking and I was wanting to help…"

"Then fucking let me know you were there and wanted to help you asshole!" Shouted Lori while everyone went wide eyed, even Itachi. Jeri was the first to speak, her voice showing just how worried and fearful she was. "L-Lori…." Lori then snapped at Jeri. "What!" Shisui jaw dropped to the floor before he continued from what Jeri was going to say. "D-did you…"

"Just call…" Kagami murmured. Itachi finished the sentence. "Lord First an… Asshole?" Itachi's voice showed slight surprise as his face remained the same. Lori raised an eyebrow. Lord First…? "Yeah what of it?" She replies still pissed at Hashirama.

"Oh boy…. Lord First, please, she probably didn't mean it. She was angry and she is young…" Kagami pleaded hopefully with the first hokage, hopeful that he will not be angry with Lori and let it slide since she didn't know of his position of authority and power. Hashirama's eyes were shadowed as he looked serious for a moment before bursting out laughing making some relax as he let Lori go. "All is fine and well, however you do need to work on being more lady like Lori, next time I shall let you know I am there! I didn't mean to scare you, but the look on your face was priceless!" He continued to laugh even more as some of the ninja wondered what a hokage was and the rest wondered if this was even the first hokage because he acted so childish. Jeri laughed a little bit and thanked her lucky stars. Lori was trying to calm her rapidly beating heart as she thought for a second that by the look on Hashirama's face that she was going to die. He did still have the knife after all.

"So… Why don't we have breakfast that Lori made, ne?" Jeri chimed as there were grins of appreciation on their faces which made that warm feeling in Lori's chest come again, shocking the blonde as they all set up the table and fixed their own coffee. Lori sweat dropped. All that was for her….

Lori fixed her coffee sweet just the way she liked it. She had also put an ice cube in her coffee like she always did before drinking it, to allow it to cool off enough so that she wouldn't get burned.

She watched as everyone tasted her homeland's food and, from the looks on their faces, they enjoyed it. A smirk of pride played on Lori's lips. Not pride in her cooking, but self pride. The cocky kind. As she stood up and walks into her and Jeri's room everyone quickly ran outside and threw their food in the pond with Tobirama manipulating the water to make sure it stayed drowned. They all ran back inside and sat down just as Lori walked back in. "Wow Lori! This is really good! I like the spices!" Hashirama complimented as Madara nods. "It's good." Izuna nodded. "It really is." Butsuma and Tajima nodded. Shisui grinned. He had used a genjutsu to make it appear as if there were no wounds on him. "Yeah!" Jeri smiled pleasantly as they all reached for their full cups of coffee and downed it, ignoring the burning of their tongues and throats just to get the taste out of their mouths. Not that Lori knew that.

All in all they were trying to save their asses, first Lori got up early like usual but made a huge breakfast they thought she had made for them, nearly had a heart attack because of Hashirama, was pissed and now to top it off they had drowned all the food in the pond outside, or Tobirama had. If she found out she would be beyond pissed off.

Of course they could blame it on Hashirama and Tobirama and probably get of scot free…

Lori looked at the plates of no food she had intended to be for her and inwardly sighed. At least she had her own food on her plate or what was left of it. Quickly finishing her plate she dumped all the dirty dishes in the sink to be cleaned later on when they all got back home. As soon as it was 7:00 they all headed out and were on their way to school.


Homeroom was boring. There was nothing interesting going on. Lori decided on doing the homework she forgot to do as she unzipped her backpack and took out the dreaded math homework. Unfortunately the bell rang right as she did so, her eye twitching in slight anger as she sighed and slung her backpack over her shoulder and carried her homework with her to the bus. Sitting in the back like always she stared at the math homework.

I don't… Understand any of these problems. Thought Lori irritably as she sighed and put the homework back in her bag saying "fuck it" in German so no one would know what she was saying. Since the German language sounded like they were angry all the time they wouldn't know if she was cursing or not so she was good. Lori had always been one to have bad luck but if this kept up she would bring bad luck on someone else. This was ridiculous. First she was stuck between a rock and a hard place of either going back to… that place, or staying with the Sanders for who knew how long, adding to the fact that she might be kicked out when the father returned from his trip, they were living in a house with fish turned into ninja who could kill her at any second if they wished with weird eyes and more than likely criminals, course she wasn't one to talk about criminals, in the house lived a cat, and Lori had a run in with a snake because of that damned doggy door the Sanders won' get rid of. If someone even looked at her wrong she would show them how they fight in Germany. She would give zero fucks.

The Uchiha were to be in Mrs. Woods class for one hour while the Senju, Jeri and Lori were in Mrs. Bruce's. Lori was actually quite skilled in memorizing the parts of the human anatomy and remembering what each part's function was, but when it came down to the really advanced parts of the human anatomy, she was screwed. Her brain hurt from so much information coming in all at once. They were having to label the diagram and she had never seen this before. Hashirama was answering like it was 2+2=4, Tobirama was looking off of his older brother's paper trying not to get caught and Jeri was answering a few on her paper. Lori's eye twitched once. Today was just not her day. When the bell rang Lori swiftly stood up and took her belongings with her to the door as she passed several students to go to Mrs. Wood's class. She passed the Uchiha's and they could tell how pissed she was. Jeri stopped her by putting a hand on her shoulder. "Hey, are you okay?" Lori responded with a "I'll be fine" before continuing on towards her class while Jeri was worried about her little sister figure and in turn worried about Shisui.

Things started to look up as Lori was able to answer the questions Mrs. Woods have gave them and after a hand breaking hour class was dismissed by the bell as everyone from Votech rushed to get to their buses and students from Russellville zoomed by to get to their classes. Lori made it on the bus first and again sat at the back and opened her window, she wanted some wind to unwind. Of course she also wanted some alcohol but that wouldn't happen anytime soon: in America. [AU: Anyone get the reference?]

Shisui sat himself beside Lori and received an evil glare from the girl making a shiver crawl up his spine. "So…. uh… How's your day?" Shisui asked unsure how to handle the blonde who looked ready to tear his throat open like a wild animal. "How do you think?" Lori responded bluntly with a hint of anger in her voice. Shisui chuckles nervously as he put his hands up in defense. "Hehehe… Sorry, forget I asked…" Lori grunted before turning to the window and looking out at the grey, cloudy winter sky. Honestly it was freezing outside and after a while everyone raised the windows shut and even with the heater on everyone seemed to be freezing their asses off. Lori hugged her legs to her chest and looked to see everyone else doing the same. Jeri's eyes widened. "Lori! Your lips are turning a slight blue!" Lori didn't really feel THAT cold. She was chilled but nothing that major. "What?" Lori unwillingly mover her hands from the warmth in between her knees and chest and got a compact out of the side of her bag and opened it up taking in her reflection that stared back with teeth chattering.

Her lips were turning a blue color and her cheeks were a rosy color along with her cold nose and ears. She was really cold. Like everything felt like ice. She quickly put her compact up and hugged her legs to herself. She saw brothers leaning on one another to warm themselves. The pairs were Madara and Izuna (Madara would do anything for his little bro), Hashirama and an unwilling Tobirama, Kagami and Itachi and Jeri was sitting by herself. Shisui was sitting beside Lori. Jeri stood up and practically ran over to Lori and Shisui jumping on both of them and hugging an angry Lori. "Get the hell off of me!" Lori yells at the older girl who kept her grip tight on the blonde. Jeri responded by yelling back. "I'm freezing my ass off you crazy bitch!" Lori growled. "We'll cling onto Shisui!"

Shisui's head whipped around to Lori. "Hey! Actually… That wouldn't be a bad idea…" He grinned as Jeri glared hazel daggers at him. Shisui put his arms up in immediate surrender. "I was kidding!"

Lori smirked before letting loose her sarcasm. "Sure you were." She snorted. Shisui poured until a grin came to his face as he captured the two girls in a hug. "Come on Jeri, let's melt that icy heart of Lori's!" Lori gained several irk marks on her head as the blonde began to struggle. "Let me the hell go you moron! I swear I'm going to kill you in your sleep!" Shisui and Jeri grins got wider as they hugged Lori even tighter. Lori had to admit she was warm now but she hated having these two dolts hugging her. All the ninja on the bus and the teens from school looked at a struggling Lori who was cursing Shisui and Jeri to Hell in German before some laughed, namely the students while most of the ninja grinned at each other and some held smirks before joining in just to piss Lori off since her arms and legs were pinned to her ball shaped form. The ride back home was utter HELL for Lori. Once the bus stopped as soon as they had let her go Lori had jumped fucking bus seats to get out and was the first one out as others had to duck or get hit by the blonde much to the ninja's and Jeri's amusement.

Jeri came up to Lori about to put a hand on her shoulder when Lori's pissed off, yet icy voice made her blood run cold. "Fucking touch or talk to me and I will crush your windpipe." Jeri gulped before walking back towards the ninja who no longer looked amused, instead they held faces of surprise and some like Hashirama held regret. If they done one more thing to piss her off they were sure they would get an ear full if she didn't actually kill them in their sleep or poison their food like they were sure she tried to do this morning.

"Lets all be really really nice to her." Itachi suggested getting a few nods of agreement and some "Hn's" as well as some grunts. "I think that's best…" Kagami said staring at Lori tensely ready if she threw something so he could dodge. "The question is, how do we please her?" Madara asked quietly to the ninja as they all huddled together to make up a game plan like a football team. "Well let's take note of what she likes and her mannerisms." Tobirama suggested getting a nod from his elder brother. "That could work! Her personality reminds me of Madara." He looked towards his longtime rival and ex-best friend. "She's like Tobirama-bastard too." Madara claimed earning a glare from the younger Senju. "Okay… well Tobi likes peace and quiet, reading, Jutsu, and peaking on women in the bath, though I don't know if Lori would like peaking on women in the bath…" Hashirama replied bringing a hand to his chin in deep thought as Tobirama growled at his brother.

"If I can recall it was you always peeking in on Mito and therefore other women in the bath houses."

Hashirama gained a deep blush tinting his cheeks as those who respected and revered him lost half of their respect for the Shodaime Hokage. "...Really Hashirama-sama?" Kagami sighed in disappointment while Shisui looked to have a blush on his face. Itachi sighed knowing how Shisui was. Hashirama sighed in defeat as Tobirama started to list off what he liked. "I like reading books, studying and learning Jutsu, teaching, training and being around water as well as some dry humor. I like dango, rice and pretty much any food." Save for Lori's cooking… Izuna nodded before listing off what Madara liked. "Madara likes sweets, dango, curry, miso soup, ramen of any kind, rice balls, barbecue, pork buns, salmon, any kind of food really. He likes reading, especially romance and mystery books that the girl's have at home, studying Jutsu and training!" Izuna gets excited when he talks about his brother and a little too proud…

"Then we do that!" Jeri exclaims as they break and look to see Lori is gone. "Where'd blondie go?" Madara asked.


So we all know that Lori is very posed today, what do you think will happen next? How do you think Lori is developing with the characters and what did you think about them pissing her off on the bus?

Questions:

1: what do you think will happen next?

2:How do you think Lori is developing with the characters and what did you think about them pissing her off on the bus?

3: Favorite parts of the story? (Give detail please)

4: Lori's cooking vs Jeri's cooking?

5: why is she so pissed today?

6: what were your reactions throughout the chapter?

Review and leave your own opinion along with the answers to these questions and if you have any advice let me know please and thank you!