Chapter 15: Fifty Shades Of Grey
AU: Thankyou so much for all the reviews, Likes and Favorites my people! Your real homies! I want to let you all know that there will be funny, but not Out Of Characher parts throughout the chapter. This is a short chapter that I wanted to put in for hilariousness and next chapter we will get on with the real stuff.
I am going to focus more on Jeri as she needs more attention and I will be focusing more on her romance as I am unsure on who to pair Lori with. If you have any suggestions for Lori's pairing or for future events let me know!
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Italics means flashbacks and thoughts.
Chapter 15
Jeri was very happy that Lori had apologized to everyone and that Tobirama, even though he was forced to, still apologized to Lori. As of now everyone was sitting in the living room awaiting Juliet's announcement.
"I talked with your father last night and..." Juliet trailed off looking to Jeri who was glancing at Lori with worry. Would her father put Lori in a different foster home?
"Because of his huge raise for solving the Louisiana Ripper, we are going to be moving to where our family is in New Orleans Louisiana! We're going to meet your dad there!" Juliet declared with much excitement and joy. Jeri immediately jumped up from the couch and hugged her mother tightly. She was clearly excited to see family that she hadn't seen in such a long time.
"That's great mom!" Jeri resounded estatically. Shisui smiled, he was happy for Jeri and Juliet. He was also excited to see Jeri's father.
Lori looked like she just didn't care and went back to reading twilight, which she was halfway through. Shisui sweat drops at Lori and chuckles a but as mother and daughter plan out the Christmas Break and what they should do once they get to New Orleans and places to sightsee.
"How are we going to get there?" Tajima asked curiously. Mother and daughter stop their excitement and look at Tajima knowing they can't fit everyone in one vehicle but maybe two instead. However since the ninja don't ride that much in vehicles it could make them apprehensive...maybe a plane?
"How about we take a plane?" Juliet suggested as the ninja looked at her in wonder.
Madara was he first to speak. "What the Hell is a plane?"
Juleit glared slightly at the Uchiha as she replied. "A plane is a form of transportation where you fly. It's much faster than driving." Now all the ninja were thinking about flying and they were very confused because they didn't know what a plane was and ninja can't fly.
"What is a...plane?" Itachi asked politely gaining Jeri's attention. Now Jeri had to figure out how to explain what a plane looked like to ninja. Great.
"Wel... A plane is like a...metal bird. Yeah, a large one."
Itama tilted his head cutely. "Metal bird...? So cool!" Itama was very excited now as he was a little kid and didn't know any better. Hahsirama was grinning like the Cheshire Cat, Tobirama was looking as stern as ever along with Madara with Izuna looking slightly confused, Kagami was trying to picture a huge metal bird carrying people and Shisui and Itachi were thinking of huge metal crows. Tajima and Butsuma looked stoic.
Jeri walked over to Lori and covered her mouth while whispering in her ear. "I don't think they quite understand." Lori didn't have to cover her mouth as her book did that for her.
"Do you think we should let them find out on their own, Jeri?" Lori more suggested than asked in a quiet, bored tone, still reading her book. Jeri pondered it for a moment.
"Their reactions would be priceless...yes." Jeri finally agreed. Lori wondered how the ninja would react when they saw a plane. Maybe one of them would try to drive it...they would be doomed.
Jeri looked over and saw that the name Christian on one of the pages in the book and frowned in thought. There wasn't someone named Christian in Twilight... "Lori..." Jeri says eyeing her with an intense and suspicious hazel colored gaze. Lori didn't look up from her book as she replied.
"Yes."
"What are you reading?" Jeri asks suspiciously. She could see that Lori's face was slightly flushed.
"What does it look like?" Lori replied smoothly as Jeri leans close.
"Really? Because I'm sure that there is no one in the Twiligt series named Christian. So tell me, what are you really reading?" Lori was retaining her cool composure but had everyone's gaze on her curious as to what was going on.
"Why does it matter what I'm reading?" Lori asked with surprising innocence that stunned Jeri.
"Please answer."
Lori looked flushed as she stayed quiet for a few moments. "...Fifty Shades of Grey." Juliet and Jeri's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates as hey looked completely horrified that a young girl was reading such adult contentive material. They both paled which confused the ninja surrounding their living room.
"What's wrong?" Itama asks innocently. Tobirama raises an eyebrow and Itachi mimicks him. Shisui blinked not quite understanding.
"WHAT?!" Screeches the two older women as Jeri swipes the book from Lori's hands.
"What the fuck are you doing reading shit like that?!" Jeri asks as Itachi blinks.
"What's so bad about it?" Itachi asks.
"And what's Fifty Shades of Grey?" Shisui asks confused.
"Fifty shades of grey is a movie and book series revolving around sexual content and very adult rated scenes and themes. A lot of sex and things that a 15 year old girl should not know of." Juliet answers pinching the edge of her nose. Shisui and Itachi look at Lori who looks like nothing is wrong.
"What...?" Lori asks.
"Your too young to be reading such content." Itachi replies and Lori raises an eyebrow in question.
"You do realize I know what sex is right?" Lori informs and Itachi gains a slight pink hue to his cheeks. He was not going to have this discussion with a girl. Especially not one younger than him fuck that. Itachi stood up and walked out of the room and outside after grabbing a rice crispy treat.
"How do you know what sex is?" Hahsirama asked curiously. He hoped she didn't have any at her age.
"We talk about both the female and male atonomy in class, it's pretty easy to put two and two togeher. Plus I had the talk at the age of ten."
Hashirama sweat drops as he gets up and walks outside to where Itachi is. He was done. He was going to leave it to the rest of them. He would not ask about why she had the talk or how it was ensued. He was done.
Shisui pales. "H-how..." he couldn't finishe and his dad coughed into his fist before asking for his son.
"Why did you have he talk at that age...?" Lori looks at Kagami and blinks. For once Lori looked completely innocent and not really understanding of the situation. Not understanding what the problem was.
"My foster family at the time, a married couple said the word sex and I asked them what it meant...I'm not sure but I think they may have been drunk..." Lori offers thinking hard about the memory and shrugging when she couldn't remember. Juliet's jaw dropped to the floor and Kagami as well as several other adults pale considerably. What the fuck kind of messed up people give a child the talk at the age of fucking ten?! She wouldn't have hit puberty yet!
"Not only that but I watched Fifty Shades of Grey at my last home because the older siblings forced me to spend 'movie night' with them. I guess it also doesn't help when your mother-" Lori stopped as she saw several pairs of eyes become overshadowed and some looked sick to their stomachs. Mainly Shisui, Tobirama, Kagami, Juliet and Jeri.
"I don't see what the big deal is, it's just sex. Everyone does it when heir married and even when they're not, if you look at it in world perspective, today our world revolves around sexual appeal and sex. Besides isn't it better to read it than do it?" Lori asks still not seeing the problem.
"Oh dear God." Jeri deadpans.
So... Lori reads Fifty Shades of Grey. It could be worse...maybe. Next chapter we get into Christmas Break and Late Halloween because I think it would be a good experience for the ninja and the girls! We will also find out more about Jeri's father and other family members!
Please review and tell me what you think and what you might want in the next chapter! Thank you!
1: What age should I make Shisui and Itachi? How far are they apart age wise?
