Writers Notes: I don't own Total Drama Island, thanks to my beta HGranger89, and thanks for all the positive feedback.
"Last Time on Total Drama Island. The Killer Our campers had round of Dodgeball. The Bass thanks to Duncan and surprisingly Harold were able to outmaneuver the Gophers, and in the end, it was the supermodel Justin that was sent home. Who will be eliminated this week? Find out tonight on the most dramatic elimination ceremony yet on Total Drama Island!"
*** Intro ***
In the Gopher boy's cabin, everyone but Noah was still asleep; the bookworm was lying on his bed deep in thought.
*** Confessional Noah ***
"Last night was a huge wake-up call. I thought I could get through this game with my intelligence alone, which was really stupid. But now I'm not going to make that mistake again."
*** Cabins ***
All the Gopher girls, excluding Izzy who was sleeping outside for some reason as she did that sometimes.
"Oh my gosh, I can't believe this. I'm already out of tanner."
"Wow Lindsay, that's such a tragedy," Gwen said sarcastically as she woke up.
"I know, right? Now I'll have to suntan in the sun. Do you realize how bad that can make your skin look?" Lindsay walked over to Gwen, who was still in her bed, fixing her hair. "Aw, you totally do," Lindsay said while looking at Gwen's pale skin, much to Gwen's annoyance.
"Wake up, campers," Chris said over the speakers near the cabins. "I hope you got plenty of sleep because today you're going to shine like stars. Be ready to bring it in today's challenge." Many of the campers had over enough of Chris, and very reluctantly got ready for today's challenge.
*** Theater Area ***
The campers took their seats on wooden bleachers in front of a stage.
I love musicals. Especially the ones with singing and dancing." Lindsay smiled when talking to Beth.
"Gwen! Saved you a seat," Trent said as Gwen walked over to him.
"Thanks." Gwen sat down next to Trent as the two smiled at each other. Heather glared at them, while Cody tried to mimic them Trent sat, only to fall on his backside in the process. Ezekiel tried to mimic Trent as well as he failed as well as he tried to sit next to Bridgette. Meanwhile, Lindsay blew a kiss to Tyler, who caught it and winked back. Heather, annoyed by this, glared at Lindsay, who nervously smiled at her.
"Welcome campers to our brand new, state of the art, outdoors amphitheater! Today's challenge is a summer camp classic. A talent contest!"
"Yes! Awesome!" Harold exclaimed.
"You have eight hours to pick the three most talented people on your team. Anything goes as long as it's legal," Chris said, pointing at Duncan, who snapped his fingers in disappointment at this.
*** Screaming Gophers Area ***
Heather blew a whistle to get her teams attention. "Ok, I'm Team Captain, so here's how it's going to work-"
"Whoa now, who made you Team Captain?" Gwen cut off Heather.
"She did, just now," Lindsay replied.
"Lindsay, Izzy, Beth, and I had a voted, and I won."
"Threatening them to vote for you isn't exactly democratic."
"No one threatens Izzy," Izzy pointed out.
"Hey Gwen, snagged you an extra muffin." Trent walked up to Gwen and gave her a muffin, which she happily accepted. Heather began to glare but then smiled.
"Trent, you're cool with me leading this project, aren't you?"
"Yeah, whatever, go for it."
"Very good. Now then, Beth, Lindsay, Izzy and I will be the judges."
"Are you going to audition?" Trent asked Gwen.
"Doubtful. You should audition, though; I heard you by the dock last night. You're terrific." Heather rolled her eyes as the couple exchanged another smiled just as Noah cleared his throat and did an impression of Chris.
"I'm Chris, can someone whip my ass for me."
All the Gophers cheered, as Noah continued doing impression of Chef, and his fellow Gophers.
"Great, Noah.." Heather smirked, "But when you go on stage suck up to Chris. His ego will love it!"
*** Confessional Heather ***
"I don't know what's going on between Gwen and Trent, but if I have anything to say about it, it's not going to last for long."
*** Killer Bass Area ***
A good distance away from his team, Ezekiel set up a log, placing an apple on top of it, and drew out an arrow. He released his grip, sending the arrow flying through the air. However, it bounced off of a tree and went flying through a window of the mess hall.
"NEXT!" Courtney replied.
"I know eight languages, those that help?" Courtney looked at Ezekiel somewhat impressed.
"You know eight languages?" Courtney folded her arms, and her along with Bridgette and Harold's jaws opened as Ezekiel spoke several different sentences in French, Spanish, German, Japanese, Italian, Portuguese, Russian and sign language.
"That great and all, but it won't help us win." Courtney replied.
Ezekiel felt a hand on his shoulder, he looked up and Bridgette's reassuring face.
"Hey, Ezekiel, maybe later, you can teach me Italian?"
"Really?" The surfer girl nodded, giving him a smile, which a certain party animal noticed.
*** Confessional Duncan ***
"Man, how lame get Zeke get?"
*** Confessional Geoff ***
"Does this mean I have competition for Bridgette now? No, it can't be."
***Screaming Gophers Area ***
Heather, dressed in a ballerina outfit, began to dance gracefully. As she finished her dance, she glared at Beth, Izzy and Lindsay.
"Oh, I vote for Heather to be in the contest," Lindsay said.
"I second that," Beth agreed.
"Izzy doesn't like," She folded her arms and shook her head.
"Ok, so I guess I'm in. Why doesn't everyone take five?"
*** Bass Area ***
DJ had just finished doing an impressive ribbon dance routine.
"Alright, so I guess he's in then," Courtney said. "Who's next?"
Tyler was attempting to do tricks with his yo-yo, but horribly failed, and ended up wrapping himself in the string.
"Next!"
Katie and Sadie began to dance; after ten seconds, Courtney had enough.
"Next," Courtney groaned.
"I can surf," Bridgette said proudly, "I've won three champions."
"Good, good, anyone else got anything?" Courtney asked, wrote down Bridgette's name as a maybe, "Duncan, you got anything?"
"Talent shows are for losers."
"URG, NEXT!"
Instantly, Geoff stepped forward, smiling and with a skateboard in hand, however when he jumped on to his skateboard, it broke in half.
"Whoa, that kind of wrecks the ride."
"NEXT!"
Harold walked forward to do his audition he told a big breath.
"NEXT!" Courtney let out a thunderous voice, as she broke her clipboard in half.
Harold let out a frustration sigh and returned back to his seat.
*** Screaming Gophers Area ***
As the Gophers returned to continued auditioning, Izzy began to do an exotic dance, "Izzy call this the dance of the Rattlesnake."
"I'll put you down as a maybe," Heather said, "Gwen, what do you got?"
Gwen cleared her throat and began speaking:
"Into my heart, an air that's kills from yon far country blows,
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those.
That island of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went,
And cannot come again."
"Well if we need help putting Chef to sleep then we'll give you a call." Gwen when back to sit down, mumbling under her breath about Heather being an uncultured swine. "Cody, you're up."
Cody brought out a large piece of cardboard and began to break dance horribly; the self-titled ladies man believed he was much better then he was.
"Next!" Heather groaned.
LeShawna cleared her throat and began to sing 'I Will Always Love You' doing a decent impression of Whitney Houston, getting applause from her team.
"Not bad," Heather replied, "But not what we are looking for."
"Excuse me?" LeShawna replied.
"She pretty good," Gwen said.
"I said no, and I'm Team Captain. Beth, you're up."
*** Confessional Heather ***
"Rap star gangster wannabe is good, but I'm not going to let her upstage me."
*** Gopher area ***
Beth brought out two batons which she set on fire and began to twirl them around, everyone but Izzy was considered.
"Are you sure that's safe?"
"Don't worry Leshawna; I took classes."
Beth tossed the batons into the air, where they span out of control.
"Hit the deck!" Trent yelled. Everyone ducked for cover as the batons came hurling back to the ground where Izzy jumped and caught one with her teeth.
"I kind of missed the catching class though." Gophers walked off to rest before the talent show, Cody walked over to Gwen.
"So what you got there, Gwen? A journal?"
"Beat it, Cody."
"Oh, so it's private right. Don't worry; I'm down with that. It's cool." He folded his arms and leaned back, trying to look cool.
"What part of beat it don't you understand?" Cody took a sniff of Gwen's hair, "What the hell? Are you a pervert?!"
Gwen stormed off towards the girls' cabin as Cody followed her and held the door for her, much to the amusement of Heather.
"Aw, look Beth, Izzy, it's the first hookup of the season."
Gwen glared back at Heather and replied, "Oh yeah, we were going at it big time. I need a swim just to cool off." Gwen inside to change. Cody attempted to peek inside but instead got hit in the face by the door.
"Gwen, wait. I'll come to you," Trent said as he joined her.
"Sure!" Gwen quickly realized how excited she had made herself look. "I mean whatever."
The duo walked off, while Heather nudged Beth and Izzy. "We've got a diary to find." Beth looked at Heather suspiciously while Izzy just nodded.
*** Theater Stage ***
"It's the TDI talent extravaganza! Welcome to the very first Camp Wawankawa talent contest!" Chris said as the campers sat on the bleachers to watch. "First up for the Screaming Gophers, it's Noah!"
The campers clapped as Noah walked out on to the stage and took a bow. He cleared his throat, "Hello, I'm Chris McLean. The world most sexliest man."
"Okay, I'm going to award you ten points!" The self adsorb man smiled.
"First up for the Killer Bass is Courtney."
Courtney came out on the stage with a violin and began to play, Nearer, My God, To Thee.
"Beautiful I'll give it seven points!" Courtney bowed and returned to the bleachers, "So far the Gophers have the lead, up next, is Trent."
Trent walks out with his guitar to the applause of the Gophers, "This goes out to someone special here at camp."
They say we've only got summer,
And I say that's really a bummer.
But we'll swim in the sun and have lots of fun.
It'll just be the two of us.
Nothing to do just hang.
So, let me say only this.
Stick around for just one kiss."
Trent was met with applause as Chris had awarded Trent eight points for his song. Trent waved over to Gwen, who dreamily watched the performance. Chris then slid Trent away and called on DJ to the stage. "Second up for the Bass give it up for the big guy DJ!"
DJ, wearing his unitard, came out and began his dance. Things were going well at first, but he soon got his legs tangled up in the ribbon and tripped on his feet.
"Dainty, and yet masculine. Let's see what Chef thinks." Chris smiled as we walked on the stage, and Chef awarded DJ two points.
"Not good, the Gophers had an early lead, last up for the Gopher is Heather!"
Heather came out to the applause of her team, wearing her ballerina outfit, as she sat down.
"Originally I going to dance for you. But instead, I want to celebrate team spirit with a collaboration," Heather smiled and pulled out Gwen's diary.
"She wouldn't?" Gwen was left frozen in shock.
"With words by Gwen, the performance by me, enjoy," Heather cleared her throat and began reading. "Okay. What is it with guys that play guitar? What they think that just because they write music we just fall in love with them? What a loser."
Gwen face when from honor to confusion, "wait I didn't write that!" She turned to Trent, who looked as thought his heart had just been broken. Tears were swelling up in his eyes and looked as thought he was hurt extremely bad. When he saw Gwen looking at him, he couldn't bare it. He stood up slowly and without a word, just walked away.
Gwen wanted to call out to Trent, but something in her throat wouldn't let her.
"I mean how f###ing lame is he? And don't get me started on the others. There this creepy little perv that won't leave me alone. Escape asylum nutcase. Girl with an IQ lowered then dirt. A walking black stereotype. A spoiled little daddy girl's. A smug smart ass that needs a serious beaten. An ugly pig farmer with glasses, sorry sweetie but no man is going to want you. A walking heart attack, and a mute!"
Gwen looked over at her teammates, who were all giving her dirty the Bass looked at her disapprovingly.
*** Confessional LeShawna ***
"I know it wasn't Heather business to read Gwen's diary and all, but dear lord. That poor boy poured his soul into that song. And that's what she thinks of us?"
*** Confessional Trent ***
Trent is tearly eyed. He tries to speak, but he looks so devastated, he couldn't open his mouth.*
*** Confessional Gwen ***
"It's not true! I loved the song he wrote for me. Now I've to prove it to the rest of the team."
*** Stage ***
"Okay... that's just seriously messed up, even Chef agrees, but we loved and Heather earn ten points for her team. But with Noah's impressions and Trent's song, the Bass are seriously sucking. Can Bridgette and her surfer skills up things around? Everyone to the beach!"
*** Beach ***
Bridgette was in her wetsuit as she went out to the water with her surfboard, nerves were hitting her as everything came down to her. The campers, along with Chris and Chef, gathered around the beach to watch. The surfer started off slowly, and things were looking good, then she started to pull off some tricks. Earning cheers from the Bass, she then surprised everyone as for her big finish, she did a flip and was now standing on her hands on the surfboard.
"Awesome work there!" Chris smiled as Bridgette returned back to the shoreline, "and unfortunately you guys were just one point away from winning so that means the winners are the Gophers." All the Gophers cheered. The Bass looked out realizing that they lost.
"And the Bass, I'll see you tonight."
*** Confessional DJ ***
"I'm worried because I got the losest score for the team."
*** Bonfire Ceremony ***
After much of the bonfire ceremony had passed, Ezekiel, Duncan, Katie, Sadie, Geoff, Courtney, Harold and Tyler all had their marshmallows, leaving just DJ and Bridgette in danger of elimination.
"Kudos to you all for a great talent show. Singing, dancing, and surfing made for an entertaining night. But now it is time to say goodbye to someone." Bridgette and DJ, both glancing at each other, biting their nails.
"The last marshmallow goes to," Chris smiled, "... Bridgette."
The surfer let out a breath of relief, as Ezekiel let out a small cheer everyone looked at him.
"Sorry, eh." He pulled down his hat to cover his face.
"Its cool." DJ smiled, as his teammates came over for a group hug, before DJ made his way down the to boat of losers.
Later that evening, when Gwen was returning to her cabin. Only to fine it had been lock and the windows frames closed as well to prevent her from entering the cabin. She sent the rest of night there depressly trying to get them to open the door.
Remaining Campers:
Screaming Gophers. Noah, Izzy, Beth, Trent, Lindsay, Cody, Gwen, Heather, LeShawna.
Killer Bass. Ezekie, Courtney, Harold, Katie, Tyler, Sadie, Bridgette, Geoff, Duncan.
19th Place: DJ
20th Place: Justin
21st Place: Owen
22nd Place: Eva
DJ - Bridgette
Bridgette - DJ
Duncan - Bridgette
Geoff - Courtney
Courtney - DJ
Harold - Courtney
Ezekiel - DJ
Tyler - DJ
Katie - DJ
Sadie - DJ
Writer notes; Courtney played Nearer, My God, to Thee, probably most famous as the song the Titanic band played. According to the wiki Ezekiel can speak eight languages, it would have been nice to see that. Like World Tour, would have been a perfect place to display this skill. Or hell don't have Ezekiel enter but in the Aftermath Ezekiel could have a part where he teaches the viewer different languages.
