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Joel Connell - Chris being Chris always chances the rules in cannon, and it was more because of how serious Ezekiel having his leg broke.
Sugar Sweet600 - Yeah I have plans for Geoff, because Bridgette will be outing up with Ezekiel.I wanted Geoff to be with someone.
Metal face - I'll think about.
"Last time on Total Drama Island: Our remaining campers took a canoe trip to Boney Island. Our campers were chased by monster beavers, got trapped in quicksand and escaped a forest fire., Someone stole the all the girls undergarment, and Izzy burnt down Boney Island. I knew that girl was crazy, but I didn't know she was a pyromaniac. In the elimination ceremony, Heather plated the girls laundry on Cody getting him eliminated . Who will be eliminated next? What plans does Heather have up her sleeve? Will the girls learn the truth; and is keeping Izzy here a good idea? Tune in on today episode of Total Drama Island."
*** Intro ***
The camera opens up to an overshoot of the island, showing viewers that Boney Island was still on fire and firefighters were sent in planes to airdrop gallons of water to help extinguish the flames. Back on the island, Chris was standing on the theatre stage from the talent show. He plugged in a guitar to giant speakers, cracked the volume up high and began to play it, sending sounds waves to the cabins.
In the Bass boy's cabin, the loud noise caused everyone to jolt up from their sleep. Duncan, in particular freaked out and dove under Geoff's bunk.
"They're coming for us! Hit the deck!"
Geoff fought on the urge to laugh while Harold walked over to redhead geek noticed that Ezekiel was whittling.
"What are you doing Zeke?"
Ezekiel looked and grinned, "Hey Harold, just working a little gift, eh." Ezekiel revealed a wood carving.
"What are you making?" Harold smiled, "and who is it for?"
"Well, I'm not finished, but I'm going to give it to Bridgette." the prairie boy smiled, why Geoff looked concerned, Duncan laughed.
"Look, I don't think she is going to like that."
"Why not? My parents always told me the best gifts are homemade," Ezekiel told him with a confused look.
"Gifts like that are too soon; they could scare her off." Harold sat down on the prairie's boy bed. "You have to start small, you know talk to her. She has to be comfortable with you. You know simple stuff things like comment on her natural beauty, her surfer skills. You get what I'm saying."
"I think I do."
"Trust me I know my way around the Ladies." Duncan busted out laughing earning the attention of the two deeks.
"You? Have skills with the Ladies?" Duncan was still smiling, "Trust me you have zero chances of landing any girl here. Well maybe that farm girl if your lucky."
*** Confessional Harold ***
"I was honest with Ezekiel, a gift like that is too soon." Looks down at his feet deep in thought, "Duncan thinks he's so great!"
*** Confessional Duncan ***
Is seen laughing, tries to stop himself but laughs even harder.
*** Camp Grounds ***
In the Bass girls' cabin, Courtney eyes open and she had a glare of murder in them; taking deep breathes to calm herself down.
"I hate him so much!" Katie tried to cover her ears with a pillow, along with Bridgette, who gently petted the bunny that she and Ezekiel saved from Boney Island.
Over with the Gophers boys, Trent and Noah groaned and facepalmed neither of them ready for the day.
In the Gophers girls cabin, LeShawna hit her head on the top bunk when she was woken up, "He's starting to get on my last nerve."
Izzy was still sleeping somehow manages to do so while hanging upside from the top bunk rail as, Gwen, Lindsay and Beth woke up.
Meanwhile, Heather let out a yawn and slowly made her way off her bed, only to be startled by Izzy, who was right in her face. The crazy redhead hung from the bottom of the bunk hovering above Heather's bed.
WAH! What the hell?!" Heather shrieked, backing up from Izzy, "What do you want psycho?"
"Izzy is looking for Nargles. Have you seen them?" Izzy asked.
"What the hell are Nargles? No, I didn't seem them! Now get out of my bed!" Heather demanded.
Izzy swung from the bunk above Heather's bed and flung herself outside.
*** Confessional Beth ***
"Since Cody was eliminated I've been thinking a lot lately. Sure don't get me wrong I would love the money, but I didn't want to hurt anyone. I'm starting to feel like the girl's back home that always picks on me. "
*** Camp Grounds ***
All the campers gathered around to the bonfire, where Chris greeted them. Noah's skin was still slightly burnt; he was glaring at Izzy.
"Noah," Trent said, "You're cooked!"
"I'll be fine," Noah grimaced as he sat down, "It'll hurt like hell for a week, but I'll have fun peeling it off then I have a nice tan for the rest of the summer."
"Gopher good to see you kicked the little perv off!" Courtney smiled as Katie and Bridgette nodded.
"He's lucky I didn't kick his little behind back to where he came from!" LeShawna exclaimed.
Beth grumbled, the poor teen didn't do anything to deserve that. She was still thinking over everything that had happened in her head over and over again. Helping Heather find Gwen's dairy, tricking everyone into thinking Gwen was using Trent. All because she was couldn't stand up to Heather for fear of elimination. The heartbreak and pain she was causing... was it worth it?
"Camper, are you ready for today's challenge?"
"We. Are. ready!" Noah lazily pumped his hand in the air.
"Incoming!" Chris tossed a can of beans at Noah, which was caught by LeShawna before it could hit the bookworm's face.
"Watch it!" Noah yelled as Chris smiled and tossed out more cans of beans to everyone. Geoff caught one before it hit Katie's face and the two exchanged a smile. Another can hit Trent and Ezekiel in the groin; one hit Courtney and Beth in the head. Heather and Gwen caught there's, and Izzy just simply caught hers with her teeth.
"Here's breakfast." Chris smiled.
"A can of beans?" Heather glared at the can.
"A can of beans, it's probably the healthiest thing we've had all season." Noah said sarcastically, as the campers eat breakfasts together.
"Here Beth you can have my beans," Heather smiled, "Also here I some cookies I stole from Chef." The farm girl sheepishly took the can and a cookie."Afterwards I'll help you with your hair."
*** Confessional Heather ***
"It's all about control. You can only push so far, you must reward to. Show them the benefits of working with as oppose of against me."
*** Camp Grounds ***
"Today's challenge, campers, is about survival. We're going hunting."
Bridgette cringed at the word hunting. Some of the campers, mainly Duncan and Izzy, were excited. Chris then held up a green paintball gun,
"Is that a paintball gun?" Harold smiled.
"Yes, it is." Chris pointed at Noah's side and shot him.
"The F##K?" Noah let out a short grunt of pain, and fell to the ground.
"So we won't be killing anything, right?" Bridgette asked.
"Nope, the network won't let us," Bridgette sighed with relief as Ezekiel patted her hand.
"Instead, some of you will be the deer, while the others will be hunters!"
Ezekiel and Harold gulped for the first time, they were thankful Duncan was on their team, as the punk smirked at them.
"So, then, the hunters for the Killer Bass are Ezekiel, Katie, and Harold." Chris tossed red paintball guns to the three of them, Bridgette looked down at the gun in saddness.
"Great!" Courtney rolled her eyes, "looks like we already lost this!"
"Hey! We can handle this!" Harold glared.
"Yeah its in the bag!" Ezekiel cheered.
"It better me because if we lose one of you will be going home." Courtney folded her arms.
"Aw come on!" Duncan, for the first time, he was pleading for something instead of demanding. He fell on his knees as he begged Chris to change his mind. "I love paintball. I want to be a hunter!"
"Sorry Duncan but your parole officer said you're not allowed to be carrying any weapons here," Shoving Duncan of off him. "Screaming Gophers, your hunters are Beth, Lindsay, Izzy and LeShawna." Many campers cringed and looked terrified as Izzy was smiling ear to ear over the paintball gun.
"Yeah, give the crazy chick a gun," Noah replied, "This will go well."
"Bookworm's right! Pyro over gets to carry a weapon and not me?" Duncan replied, "That's bulls##t!"
*** Confessional Izzy ***
"Why are people always terrified when Izzy has a gun? Izzy has a masters degree with all combat weapons, melee weapons and hand to hand combat. Also, Izzy has this in the bag, Izzy is a marksmen sharpshooter."
*** Confessional Bridgette ***
"I know it's just paintball, but it still feels wrong. I watched Bambi when I was five and when his mom got shot I cried for days. So I'm not keen on this challenge, but I'll get through it for the team."
""" Camp Grounds ***
"Woohoo! This awesome!" Izzy pumped her fist in the air with excitement, "Izzy loves hunting. Did you know Izzy is a bounty hunter and knows one hundred ways to kill a person with just Izzy hands?" Noah and LeShawna shook their heads in disappointment at her over the top reaction.
"You know for once I'm happy she on our team," Noah replied.
"Why?" Gwen asked.
"Think about it; do you want that," Noah jerking his thumb to Izzy, who was looking over her paintball gun with a crazy look in her eyes, "chasing after you?" Gwen shuddered at the thought.
"All hunters will be wearing these stylish paintball glasses and wicked camo caps," Chris said, wearing the uniform and tossed to the hunters. "The rest of you are all now, deer." He opened a crate, "Here are your antlers, noses, and little white tail."
"Oh, there's no way you're going to make me wear that crap," Duncan folded his arms.
"Yeah, I agree," Heather scoffed.
"You have to, or your team will lose. So you don't have a choice," Chris smiled, causing Duncan to flip him off; he chuckled in response.
After everyone put on their costumes for the challenge, Noah flinched, Heather and Gwen looked mortified, Courtney felt completely stupid, Duncan was snarling in rage as his eyes twitched,. Geoff and Katie were the only ones who didn't seem to mind the outfits.
"All right then, deer!" Chris announced. "You've had ten minutes to hide. Once the horn blows, the hunters will be sent out."
The two teams ran into the forest in different directions.
Duncan, Geoff, Bridgette, Courtney were all walking through the forest, trying to find a good place to hide.
"It was nice he gave us a head start." Geoff commented as they walked along. "If we're together, that will give them a better chance of winning! I'm going this way." Without another word, Geoff disappeared behind the bushes and Bridgette took off with him. Leaving just Duncan and Courtney along, the two starred at each other for a few minutes until Duncan smiled.
"What to make out?" He smirked, she replied by kicking him in the crouch.
The camera flashed to Geoff and Bridgette.
The two began to hike deeper into the forest, but even though Bridgette was in the company of one of her friends, she still found herself shivering, knowing that the Gophers would be hunting them down at any moment. It made her despise hunting even more.
Not wanting his friend to be uncomfortable, Geoff decided to try and take her mind off of being in the wood, by making some talk.
"Umm...Bridgette...So...umm... Have been to any parties back home."
"Yes..." She sighed, "I normally don't like them that much, I like the quiet and someone is always drunk trying to hit on me." Geoff looked completely shocked.
Meanwhile, Trent, Noah, Gwen and Heather were also making their way through the forest.
"This is, by far, the most humiliating thing I have ever had to do," Gwen commented.
"Not, that I don't enjoy your company," Noah commented, "but we need to spread out. It'll make it harder for them to find us. I'm going to hide." As Noah walked off
"Well, I think I'm going to go find Beth, Lindsay and Izzy. It'll be easy to have them protect me," Heather began to walk off, "You two try your best not to get shot so that we can win," further irritating Gwen and Trent.
"Look on the bright," Trent said as he place his hand on Gwen's shoulder. "At least we can get through this challenge together."
Gwen smiled as suddenly a horn sounded, alerting them that the hunters had entered the forest.
Harold, Katie and Ezekiel were now out hunting for Gophers deers. The skinner BFFF glance at Ezekiel. He had been staring at his paintball gun for quite some time looking upset. Katie noticed this and frowned. She always hated to see somebody sad, and always took it upon herself to make the person no longer, she walked over to him, smiling.
"What's wrong, Zeke?"
"Don't take this the wrong way when I tell you, okay?"
"Okay," Katie nodded, somewhat confused.
Ezekiel let out a sigh. "I would have liked it if Bridgette was my partner."
Katie gasped, "Oh my gosh, do you like her?"
"Maybe I-" he was cut off by a pair of arms that wrapped themselves around him.
"Oh my gosh," she gushed, "that is, like, so cute! You should, like, totally ask her out!"
He paused. "Ask her out where?" Harold chucked.
"I mean, ask her to be," Katie giggled, swinging her arm around Ezekiel, "your girlfriend."
The home schooled teen let out a long sigh and shook his head."Yeah, um, about that, eh..."
"What is it?" Harold frowned.
"I'm uh," Ezekiel gulped, "too nervous to ask her that, eh." Ezekiel sighed and held his toque over his eyes. She would laugh at him for being so nervous, he was certain of it. He prepared to have one of the nicest girls ever to humiliate him in front of his whole team and friends.
"That is so cute!" Katie smiled at him. "That fact that you are nervous is really funny!"
"You serious?" he scratched her head. "But my father told me that girls hate nervous guys."
"The same dad? Who told you girls were weak and dumb?" Harold asked, Ezekiel looked down ashamed.
Katie tapped her chin. "Girls don't mind an Initial nervousness from a boy it's a complimentary and cute to us but it gets old real fast. Assertiveness needs to take over quickly but too much assertiveness to impress us comes off as a pathetic and desperate attempt for attention."
"I just I have to find the," Ezekiel stopped and tried to think of the right words, the glad middle?"
"You mean the happy medium," Harold corrected him.
"Oh."
Meanwhile, the Gopher hunters were also out hunting the Bass, Izzy brandished a jar of yellow liquid and poured it over herself.
"Uh? What are you doing?" Beth asked.
"Masking Izzy scent so that the other doesn't smell Izzy coming." Izzy chuckled, to herself."They never see Izzy coming!".
"That wasn't pee, was it?" LeShawna asked.
"Of course, Izzy has some more if you guys want some?" Izzy offered then tossed the jar of pee at them. They all ran away to avoid the incoming bodily fluid.
*** Confessional LeShawna ***
"Izzy has problems; I'm seriously afraid that Izzy might hurt someone."
*** Forest ***
"Where do you think they could be? We've been searching for, like ever," Lindsay whined as her and Beth walked through the woods.
"We've been looking around for five minutes," Beth responsed. "Anyway, we should fine someone, soon enough. They got to be around here some-"
"Psst. Girls, over here."
Lindsay and Beth turned around and saw that Heather was behind them.
"Heather?" What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be hiding from the Bass hunters?" Beth asked.
"It's all part of the plan, Beth. If we stick together, things should work out perfectly. I can search for the Bass deer and let you know where they are, and you guys be on the looks out for the hunters so that I can hide from them."
"Sounds fun," Lindsay gleefully remarked.
"Just stick with me, and we'll make this challenge a breeze."
Beth and Lindsay nodded in agreement and followed Heather through the woods.
*** Confessional Beth ***
"You know, Heather is abrasive, but she did come up with a great plan."
***Forest***
The camera shows, Duncan and Courtney the two somehow managed to get the antlers stuck together. The punk was taking great delight with situation while the C.I.T was fluming snarling which only cause his grin to grow widener.
"Stop laughing! This isn't funny!" Courtney glared, struggling to get unstuck without removing the antlers.
"Relax princess. It's kind of funny." Duncan smiled, she blushed a little more she snarled again.
"Stop smili-"
Unbeknownst to Courtney, her yelling had caught the attention of someone nearby: LeShawna. She looked around a tree and saw Duncan and Courtney in embarrassing but humorous situation, unware of her presence. Wasting no time, the home girl opened fired on Duncan and Courtney, covering them in paint. The two yelled in annoyance and looked up to see LeShawna giggling and waved goodbye with a grin.
"Great this is your fault!"
"My? You're the yelling your head off princess!"
Elsewhere Izzy was trying to stealthily sneak through the woods, keeping a lookout for any Bass deer. She had mud on their faces and leaves in her hair for camouflage. Izzy tiptoed around a tree spotting Geoff and Bridgette, she let out a loud battle cry and jumped out of the bushes, giving away her position, and the two Bass took off running.
The camera turned to cabins where Noah was lying in his bed reading.
*** Confessional Noah ***
"Chris didn't say we had to hide in the woods."
*** Forest ***
Geoff is seen running up the Cliffside as fast as he could; Izzy on the chased close behind him, shooting a myriad of paintballs at him, but all of them missed. Soon, she had Geoff cornered at the edge of the cliff.
"Say hello to God for Izzy!" She smiled as she aimed her gun at Geoff and fired, only to find that the clip was empty. "Uh-oh!" Izzy nervously chuckled as Geoff just shrugged , and ran back no the cliff.
The scene change back to the Bass hunters walking through the forest, as they turned a corner suddenly bumps into Bridgette. The surfer girl, phobia was taking over and was reveal to be found by her team instead of the Gophers.
"Bridgette? Are you okay?" Harold asked.
"Thank God," Bridgette was still shaking, and she flung herself to person nearest to her. "I was with Geoff and then Izzy found us and we got separated. God I hate hunting!"
Ezekiel don't know what to do when she curls her frame into his. No one come to him for comfort you see. So he didn't do anything. He didn't move, or speak, or breathe. He just held her.
Harold and Katie watched the scene play out, they smiled.
"...After that my father wouldn't let me drive the car for a three months!" Trent chuckled as he walked beside Gwen, as the camera turned them.
The Goth blushed and giggled, "That's funny," she gushed, batting her eyelashes at him. "Kinds of reminds me when I hit the mailbox pulling out of the driveway."
"Lindsay wait. NO!" They heared Heather call out, but it was to late. Trent and Gwen yelled in pain and were covered in paint.
The two, infuriated, looked back and gave Lindsay a death glare, as she walked out of the brush with Heather and Beth.
"Lindsay, you dumb dolt!" Heather yelled out the top of her lungs. "They're on are team!"
"Sorry, Heather. Sorry Gwen. Sorry Trent."
"Are you that empty-minded!" Heather glared.
"Alright there no idea to insult her." Trent spoke up, while he was infuriated that his clothes were ruined and having alone time with Gwen was messed with. He felt there was no need to verbal abuse her.
"No NEED! That stupid bi### ruined my clothes!"
Unbeknownst to Heather, her yelling caught the attention of four people nearby: Ezekiel, Katie, Harold and Bridgette. The Bass hunters wasted no time, and opened fired on all five Gophers. Covering them in blue paint.
"What the hell!?" Gwen looked up and saw the giggling members of the Killer Bass.
"Of all the stupid luck." Heather was still loudly yelling as she grew more and more frustrated. Beth took aim at Bridgette, but she hide behind a tree before she could fire.
"Attention campers: Time's up, Report back to the campgrounds." Everyone looked up hearing Chris' voice from the intercom.
The Bass hunters grinned and waved goodbye to the Gophers.
*** Camp Grounds ***
All the campers (excluding Izzy) had returned to Chris. Courtney and Duncan were now no longer stuck, Bridgette was happy to be out of the woods, and Heather was streaked with paint from her teammates.
"Looks like you've all have had quite the day," Chris mused, causing many of the campers to glare at him. "The Killer Bass has two marked. The Screaming Gophers, however, have five members covered in paint; one of them was not even a deer, and two of them even have their paint on them."
"How, did that happened?" LeShawna asked.
"Ask Lindsay," Heather gritted her teeth, Lindsay looked down in sadness.
"The winners are the Killer Bass!" The Bass members collectively cheered while the Gophers looked distraught. "Gophers, I'll see you at the bonfire tonight."
As the campers turned to head back to their cabins, a loud noise came from the forest, startling everyone. Izzy jumped out of the trees and fired violently covering all of the Bass with paint.
"What the hell!?" Courtney roared as she covered her injured eye, Izzy put the barrel of paintball gun to her mouth and blew at it.
*** Confessional Noah ***
"So, I don't know what happened. All I know is Lindsay went AWOL on us, so sorry, not sorry I'm voting for Lindsay.
*** Confessional Heather ***
"Am I ticked off at Lindsay. Of course I am. She shot me! But I can't let that get in the way of winning this game. I need Lindsay for that."
*** Confessional Izzy ***
"Lindsay betrayed us? So Izzy voteds for the backstabber!"
*** Elimination Ceremony ***
The Screaming Gophers all gathered around the bonfire and were greeted by Chris.
"Welcome back to the bonfire ceremony. Today's challenge was a lot of fun, but fun time is over, and it's time to get serious. When I call your name, come up and get a marshmallow. The camper that doesn't get a marshmallow will be eliminated. And they can't come back."
All of the campers nervously eyed the platter of marshmallows, "First-person safe is Noah."
Noah smiled and got up to receive his marshmallow.
"Also safe is Trent, Gwen, Izzy, Beth and Heather." Each camper took their marshmallow, leaving Lindsay and LeShawna without one.
"Lindsay and LeShawna. This is the final marshmallow of the evening." Lindsay eyes grew wide, while LeShawna felt no need to worry.
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"LeShawna!"
LeShawna jumped up and received her marshmallow. Lindsay and especially Heather looked stunned.
"Whoa, Lindsay is eliminated?" Heather's jaw dropped as she turned to her team. "Why the hell did you vote for her?"
"Well, she lost us the challenge." LeShawna responsed.
"This can't be happening." Heather stomped her feet.
"It's okay, Heather. It's my fault we lost the challenge. So its only fair I'll go home." Lindsay commented.
"I'm going to mess you," Beth said, giving Lindsay a hug.
"Bye," Lindsay smiled and went over say goodbye to the remainer of her team, and made her way down the dock of shame and was taken away from the island on the boat of losers.
"And so concludes another episode of Total Drama Island. What 'fun' have in store for the campers? And who will be eliminated next? Tune in next time on Total Drama Island.
Remaining Campers:
Screaming Gophers. Noah, Beth, LeShawna, Heather, Gwen, Trent, Izzy.
Killer Bass. Ezekiel, Courtney, Katie, Duncan, Bridgette, Geoff, Harold.
15th Place: Lindsay
16th Place: Cody
17th Place: Tyler
18th Place: Sadie
19th Place: DJ
20th Place: Justin
21st Place: Owen
22nd Place: Eva
Noah - Lindsay
Beth - LeShawna
Lindsay - LeShawna
LeShawna - Lindsay
Heather - LeShawna
Gwen - Lindsay
Trent - Lindsay
Izzy - Lindsay
