AN- IT HAS BEEN A WHILE PEOPLE. BUT ALAS HERE IS THE NEWEST INSTALLMENT OF HEY NARUTO.
"You academy ninja children are something else. y'know that?"
Im pretending to be sleep so im not going to answer her.
"Everyday something new and interesting happens and i get to witness it I tell ya'."
In case you guys are wondering where I am and what is going on, i am in the academy medics office on a bed resting and recovering from my...round with my beloved. I woke up like an hour ago and am too weak to move.
Why you may ask?
Because i had a major orgasm in my fight with my Naru-kun. Im not even supposed to be able to have one yet damnit and yet i am having them every fucking day.
I feel like I'm in a bad fanfic.
"But today takes the cake."
The medic ninja lady keeps trying to talk to me but i dont want to speak.
"Miss Yamanaka; you my Child you are a very interesting one."
"...Why do you say that?"
Damnit I spoke.
"Well its not every day someone comes in the academy medics office smelling like heavy sex."
I shot up so fast the yellow flash would have been jealous.
"I thought that might get your attention."
I'm speechless. I don't even know what to say. I hope she doesn't think I'm sexually active. I'm 12 damnit! This isn't some bad fanfic!
"Now I've been a medic for a very long time and I think I can put together exactly whats going on."
"...Go on." I said. I feel so stupid. Ino Yamanaka does not do well with being speechless.
"Well I think while you don't seem the type to be sexually active this young, I think there is something sexually going on. I deduce you were injured and then had an unnaturally large orgasm judging based off of your smell alone. Any lesser experienced medic would have missed it with the large of amounts of sweat your body was producing."
Damnit! She has got me figured all the way out. I need to play it cool.
"I neither confirm nor deny this."
That was about as cool as choji in wool pajamas under a full body jogging suit under a mink coat with a ski mask on in a sauna in the middle summer time defending himself against Sasuke's fireball jutsu. What the hell is wrong with me?
"Amusing answer. It's been fun teasing you girl, but I must attend to my other patients. By the way your friends brought you gifts." She says making her way to the door while pointing to the other side of my bed.
I see 3 small pieces of paper which are probably tickets of some sort, a card I assume is a get well card, and a slice of red velvet cake. I grab all the gifts and lay in front of me on the bed to get a closer look.
So the card is in fact a gell well card.
And its from Sakura!
Maybe she isn't such a bad person...ok she is a bad person but shes not that bad... ok she is that bad but she can be saved...
maybe...
Anyway the slice of cake is from Hinata. She is such a caring girl. I am surprised shes a kunoichi with how soft and kind she is. I can't imagine her killing someone.
The 3 tickets are coupons for free ramen at Ichiraku Ramen. Naruto got me a present!
My beloved got me a get well present!
He was thinking of my well being!
He thought about me after he made me Org-
"Ino-Chan!" A voice yelled as the room door slammed open.
MY NARU-BABY JUST WALKED IN OH GOD YESSSSSSSSSSS.
But appearances must be kept.
"Don't shout idiot. I'm not deaf."
"You should be glad you are able to wake up after facing the best future hokage ever in battle believe it!"
This is why I love my Naru-hunk. With that simple statement about kicking my ass, he made me feel alot better about kicking my ass.
I daresay happy about him pounding the crap out of me!
Happy about him pounding the crap out of me.
Happy about him pounding me.
Happy pounding me.
pound me.
Oh shit I'm starting to leak. Focus Ino! Damnit stay dry!
"So why are you here; oh great future Hokage?"
"Well I felt really bad about kicking your ass so i decided to come see how you were holding up." He said rubbing the back of his head.
Although he said it in a teasing manner, i can tell he really cares for my well being.
This is apparently the second time he has been here given that he left 2 ramen tickets. He's so adorably caring it makes no sense as to how most people treat him. Maybe I can let a little bit of my true self slip and mask it as me being grateful to him for visiting me.
Ok. Time to be as cute as inhumanely possibe.
"Thank you for visiting me Naruto." I said giving him the most sincere smile EVER.
"N-No problem Ino-chan!"
He stuttered a little. I'm glad I have that effect on him.
And he is calling me "chan" now. That means He feels somewhat close to me now.
I wonder why...
I mean do boys have to beat the crap out of people to feel some sort of connection?
I mean I wouldn't mind another beating to get closer ...
No stay dry Ino.
"Hey, want some cake?" I quickly said in an effort to stay dry and avert my attention.
His eyes lit up like a beacon.
"Sure!" He said while plopping down on the edge of my bed shoving the cake in his mouth.
Damn...What I wouldn't give to be that cake.
Hey I just noticed this but, what we are doing right now is some kind of bonding.
This is perfect.
No this is beyond perfect. This is Super Perfect!
Perfect like I absorbed 17 and 18.
Disregard that last sentence. I fangirled for a bit there.
Anyway now is the perfect time to bring up the fact that -
"Hey You lost the bet!" He said suddenly after demolishing the cake Hinata left for me.
It's like he read my mind. If only that were true...
Now we are on the right track, so don't mess this up Ino. I have to act like I dont dream about being his slave every week.
"Yes. Yes I did. I can't believe it either. You sure surprised me Naruto, I did not know you were that strong."
I did know he was that strong. I just like complimenting his sexy self.
"But a deal is a deal. I have to be your slave for a month."
Oh God that felt so good to say.
"So that means you have to do whatever I tell you to do Tebayo."
"Yes, thats generally what a slave does Naruto. I can tell already I won't have to do anything remotely intelligent with you as my master."
"Oi! thats no way to talk to your new master!"
Guys...I just had a brilliant idea.
"Well why don't you punish me...Naruto-sama."
I said this seductively because I wanted to see his reaction. Not because it turns me on to call him Naruto-sama.
"U-um."
He is speechless. I've shaken my Naruto-sama's bravado. Time to take advantage of this situation.
I threw my arms around his neck and put my lips next to his ear
"I disrepected Naruto-sama. I've been a bad Ino-chan. I deserve to be punished, Please punish me Naruto-sama."
He shot up off the bed and out of my arms so fast a yardrat would have been proud.
"Ino! Why are you being so w-weird?" He shouted from the wall by the door.
Damn he covered alot of distance.
"Relax Naruto I was just messing with you. You should have seen the look on your face. Haha!"
I played it off so smooth.
"Don't do it. it's weird."
My heart sank. I will find a way to make this work.
"Whats wrong? You can't handle my level of teasing?"
His cheeks turned red.
"Oh if everyone could see the self proclaimed future Hokage now. At a loss for words, scared of a 13 year old girl."
Im either 12 or 13, I can't remember.
"Hey wait a minute." He said suddenly.
Did I say something wrong?
"Thats your punishment! You have to address me as Naruto-sama in front of everyone in class when you get back to feeling better. I want to see if you can do it while everyone is watching."
That is EXACTLY what I want. This day just keeps getting better. I need to sweeten the deal though.
"I think it would work better if I sat next to you. That way I can call you Naruto-sama and interact with you easier."
He seems to contemplate this. He put on his Naruto thinking face.
"That means I wont be able to sit next to Sakura-Chan...fine I'll allow it for my slave."
Yes daddy. Im yours and only yours forever.
"Hey loser what are you doing on here?"
Oh damnit you stupid dogface. Why do you have to ruin my Naruto time? Kiba had just walked in
"Whats it to you flea bag?" My beloved said.
"You probably came to rub in the fact that you beat a girl. Heh you're such a loser deadlast."
God I just want to punch Kiba in his fucking face. How dare he disrespect my Naruto-sama!
"What do you want Kiba?" I said clearly irritated by his mere presence.
"Hinata wanted me to come by to see how you were doing. She has family business to attend to."
"Hinata? Since when were you Hinata's errand boy?" Naruto asked.
"Shut it loser. Anyway since Ino is clearly feeling better I'll go now. Later losers."
He said as he left.
Fucking jerk. He ruined the mood. I can clearly see the annoyed look on my beloved's face. Hey wait, I still have those ramen tickets.
"Hey Naruto-sama, I'm feeling alot better. Do you want to go get some ramen? I have two tickets from an awesome friend."
His eyes opened wide for some reason. Then he grinned and rubbed the back of his head. I'm sure your friend wouldn't mind if you gave one to me." He said smiling.
This wasn't a regular smile either. This was a genuine happy smile that he only keeps for the Hokage or sometimes Iruka-sensei.
and Now me.
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