AN-YO PEOPLE WASSUP. IM BACK WITH ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF THIS WEIRD STORY.

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Uzumaki by AlmostElectric.

The Black Apple by TokehGecko

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You know, I wonder if this is what heaven is like.

Sitting peacefully outdoors, basking in the presence of my Naru-hunk while eating a delicious lunch made by yours truly.

In case you still don't know whats going on, then it is currently lunch time and I am spending it outside with Naruto-kun on the academy swing set.

"Ino-chan this is delicious. I didn't know you could cook. I'd want to have food like this every day Dattebayo!" He said cramming another rice ball in his mouth.

Oh what I wouldn't give to be that rice ball.

Wait I made that joke already.

"Only the best for my Naruto-Sama." I said showing a true smile on my face at his happiness.

This is literally the single best moment in my life. This feeling of joy inside me is overwhelming!

I hope it lasts forever!

"Hey shit for brains, you gonna finish that other rice ball?"

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd its gone.

"You can have it Tayuya." I said sighing as I held out the food for her to grab.

"Thanks blondie."

Tayuya Uzumaki.

Who would have thought Naruto had other family members? I certainly wouldn't. I had hoped that when Naruto-sama and I got married I would be his first official family member, then we could rebuild the Uzumaki clan.

"Why are you here again?" I asked annoyed at the redhead.

"Hey Ino be nice! I want to spend time with my family."

I Know I know Naruto-kun...its just...ugh! On my first day of being a slave?

"Yeah you is only one other Uzumaki back where I'm from. "

"There are more of us!?" Naruro screeched.

"Of course dumbass. Has no one ever told you about the history of Uzushiogakure?"

Uzu what now?

"No."

She is unaware of the mistreatment of my Naruto.

"You gotta be shittin' me. The Uzumaki clan had its own nation. we were a very powerful nation. We were even greater than some of the five great nations."

Wow. Naruto is from a super powerful clan with its own nation.

"We were so powerful that we were feared by many. I think two or three of the great shinobi nations ganged up and attacked Uzushiogakure leading to its ultimate destruction. I don't think Konoha was apart of it though."

Well thats a relief. I'd hate to be a part of the village of that destroyed Naruto's family. I'd never forgive myself.

"The swirl design on chuunin and jounins are our clan symbol. It's even on the back of your jacket Orange shithead."

Orange shithead?

"Wow. Thats so cool! I had a clan 'tebayo!"

Leave it to Naruto to only focus on the positive.

"Where are you from Tayuya?" I asked.

"From a fuckin shitty village called Otogakure."

Oto? I've never heard of it. Must not be very powerful.

"Did your village have a Kage?" I asked.

"Yea but only actual Ninja have seen him. He doesn't show himself to anyone else." She answered.

That's strange. What kind of Kage would not want to be seen by his people?

"That's not the kind of Kage I want to be." My beloved said. "Everyone is gonna know who I am because I'm gonna be the best ninja ever in the history of ...EVER!"

And I'm going to be the best wife of the hokage ever in the history of...EVER ASWELL!

"What kind of village would let a blinde dwarf be Hokage?"

"Hey! We're the same height damnit!"

You guys are the same height Tayuya.

"Shut it. It's time to go back to class anyway."


"Alright class before you go home for the day I have a project assignment to give to you."

The whole class groaned.

I groaned the loudest.

"Alright lets not get too excited now. It's not my fault I'm an amazing teacher."

I hate Iruka-sensei's jokes.

"The assignment is research on an important historical figure. This will be a group assignment."

"CAN I BE WITH SASUKE-KUN?!"

"Sakura stop yelling. And no the teams are alre-

"Well can I be with Sasuke?!"

"No you cannot...um..."

"It's Ami sensei."

"Right Ami I didn't forget. I was just clearing my throat. Anyway the teams are alre-"

"Hey can I be with Akamaru?"

"Kiba you both count as one person."

"Hey Can I be with Sakura-chan?!"

B-but Naruto-kun! She tried to manipulate you! You belong to me damnit!

"As if! Id rather be with the new loser Uzumaki girl than you Naruto."

"Hey Fuck you, you pink smelly vagina! How dare you insult our shinobi clan name?! Atleast we're ninja born you clanless, weak spineless disgrace! Your forehead is the size my goddamn desk! You probably get wifi on that monster head!"

I. Love. Tayuya

She's my new favorite girl person.

Iruka pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "Just let them get it out Iruka." he said to himself.

"Heh."

The whole room froze. Like a silent house. Not a creature was stirring.

Not even a mouse.

I can't believe my eyes and ears.

There is no way that I just heard what I just heard.

"Hey Teme! D-did you just chuckle?!" Naruto asked dramatically pointing a shaky finger at Sasuke.

Did Sasuke just blush?

"Even the brooding duck ass thinks your awful you pink forehead."

"DID YOU JUST INSULT SASUKE-KUN?!"Sakura screeched in disbelief.

She insulted you too Sakura.

"Ok now that you are all done bonding, I will tell you all the groups." Iruka deadpanned.

"Sakura and Ami. You guys are a team."

Interesting choice. Sensei. For those of you who don't know, Ami used to bully Sakura about her forehead before Sakura could stand up for herself. I had to defend her a couple of times.

"Tayuya and Kiba. You guys are a team."

"We're with the new girl Akamaru!"

"Eh atleast I get to be around a puppy."

I too wish I could be around a puppy Tayuya.

"Ino and Sasuke. You guys are a team."

"Cha! You're so lucky Ino-pig!"

"Hn."

I really wanted to be with Naruto-kun. I wonder who he is paired up with.

"Naruto and Hinata. You two are a team."

"I'm with Hinata-chan. Thats cool with me 'tebayo."

I see Hinata look back at Naruto with...is that...admiration in her eyes?

No its something else...

But what is it.

I don't feel comfortable with Naruto partnered with Hinata for some reason.


AN- THERE IS A REASON FOR EVERY TEAM. YOU WILL FIND OUT SOON.

AND I BET NO ONE IS GONNA GUESS WHAT I HAVE PLANNED FOR THE GENIN GRADUATION EXAMS. ITS GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND.

BUT FEEL FREE TO GUESS. I LIKE HEARING YOU GUYS IDEAS