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"Ok So I have a suggestion on what our group project should be on."

"Hn."

"I think Iruka-Sensei said we had to present something on the history of Konoha so why not do an autobiography on a famous ninja?"

"Hn."

"Great! I knew you would agree. How about Hashirama Senju; the first Hokage?"

"Hn."

"No? what about Tobirama Senju; the second Hokage?"

"Hn."

"Not feeling him either? What about the legendary sannin? How about Orochimaru? For some unexplainable reason I think you may gravitate toward him."

"Hn."

"No? I thought for sure you he would interest you."

Talking to Sasuke is the equivalent of relying on a white duck to heal you in the midst of combat when your health is low.

Retardation in its purest form.

I have no fucking idea if he agrees with or disagrees with anything i have said. Im just going with the flow.

I cant understand why the girls fall head over heels for this guy.

Well i know why Sakura falls head over heels. Because her Forehead is too Goddamn heavy for her skinny neck to carry.

But other than Sakura's forehead i just cant get it! Sasuke has the personality of a dislocated shoulder.

I deserve a reward for not sticking a kunai in my ears for being partnered with duck head mcChicken ass. My need for good grades is too strong.

I bet everyone else is having a much better time than I am.


"YOU STUPID SMELLY MUTT! WE ARE NOT DOING OUR PROJECT ON THE INTRICACIES ON HOW DOGS MATE!"

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST DOGS YOU ANNOYING TOMATO HEADED SLUT?!"

"NOTHING! YOU SOFT PENIS LICKING, DOG FUCKING, VIRGIN!"

"HOW CAN I BE A VIRGIN IF I FUCK DOGS YOU IDIOT?!"

"BECAUSE YOUR PENIS IS SO SMALL, IT BARELY PENETRATES THE VAGINA! YOU CAN PROBABLY PISS ON YOUR OWN BALLS!"

"ID RATHER PISS ON YOUR BALLS YOU MANLADY!"

"THATS HOW I KNOW YOU ARE A VIRGIN! GIRLS DONT HAVE BALLS YOU FUCKING VEGAN!"

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT GODDAMN NOOOOOOW!"


"It's been a long time since we spent time together Sakura."

"Yeah. Ever since I knocked you out for picking on me it's like you have been avoiding me."

Ami frowned at this.

"Lucky shot for clanless civilians. I doubt you can do it again."

"And yet this clanless civilian knocked you unconscious effortlessly."

"Tch. whatever. Lets get this over with so I can focus on how to get Sasuke-Kun for myself."

"As if some weak ninja wannabe is going to catch Sasuke's eye. I can tell he only likes strong people."

"So your saying you have his attention Sakura?"

"No sadly i know I don't. i think Ino and maybe that new bitch, Naruto's cousin do. Even if they don't know it themselves."

"Ino strongly annoys me and my entire family despises anything to do with Naruto."

"Yea. For some reason alot of adults really dislike Naruto. I wonder why..."

"Who cares Sakura? If my family does then it's probably for a good reason. Besides he is a perpetual loser who doesn't care for anything but pranks and having fun. Not having parents is his biggest flaw."

"Thats a little harsh even for you Ami."

"Oh my. Is Sakura starting to like the deadlast?"

"Ha as if. That loser is beneath me."

"Hm. Say Sakura, I want to offer you a deal..."


"HOLY RAMEN NOODLES! THIS IS SUCH A BIG HOUSE HINATA!"

"Um...Thank you N-Naruto."

"I bet you have a huge refrigerator."

"A-are you hungry? I can get you something to eat if you like. You can even eat it in my room."

"Oh uh. Not really. Thats ok Hinata-wait we are going to your room?"

Hinata blushed at this.

"Y-yes. I was thinking thats the best place to not get disturbed. Do you n-not want to?"

"Well I always thought that only friends would go to each other's rooms so... .does this mean we are friends now?"

This time Hinata giggled.

"I want to b-be your friend Naruto."

Naruto simply beamed at this.

"Yatta! Now i have two friends! Ino and you Hinata."

Hinata's twitch went unnoticed by her object of obsession.

"You and Ino are friendly lately. I noticed that. You two seem like total opposites. How did you guys become close?"

"Heh well thats a long story tebayo.."

The lack of stuttering also went unnoticed by the blonde prankster.

"Well I have lots of time to listen to my new friend." Hinata said smiling kindly toward Naruto.


"Ok ok how about...Madara Uchiha?"

"..."

"I take it from your lack of grunting you like my choice?"

"Yes."

Ooh now that i mentioned an Uchiha he is all interested. That racist asshole.

Id give my right leg to be Naruto's partner.

Id give both legs to be his Life partner.

Id give my ass to be his bed partner.

Literally.

Well finally we are progressing. I can't wait to get this whole thing over with. Naruto-sama i miss you so much.


AN- OOOH IM TAKING THIS STORY IN A WHOLE DIFF DIRECTION. ITS GONNA BE HUMOR OF COURSE BUT THERE IS GOING TO DRAMA ASWELL AND EVEN ...DARE I SPOIL IT?

MAYBE EVEN CHARACTER DEATH SOON. BUT WHOSE GONNA DIE? FIND OUT IN ABOUT...A COUPLE CHAPTERS

BTW I HAVE A RECENT INTEREST IN DEVELOPING ORIGINAL STORIES. I JUST BECAME A MEMBER OF WATTPAD AND IM GOING TO REPOST MY FANFICS TO GET A FOLLOWING AND THEN WHEN I DO IM GOING TO POST AN ORIGINAL STORY. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE ALOT OF AMAZING IDEAS.

ANWAY PLEASE REVIEW. ILL TRY TO POST A NEW CHAPTER WEEKLY