AN- HELLO AGAIN LOYAL FANS. I LOVE YOU ALL. EVEN IF YOU HATE ME I STILL LOVE YOU.
2 THINGS BEFORE THE CHAPTER BEGINS
1. IF YOU GUYS ARE LONG TIME FANS THEN YOU KNOW I COLLABED WITH HANA-01 A VERY TALENTED AUTHOR ON A STORY CALLED THE NINJA ALL STARS TOURNAMENT. I THINK SHE PUBLISHED IT IN 2011. BUT WE ARE GOING TO UPDATE IT SOON SO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR IT.
2. I TYPED THIS ENTIRE STORY ON MY PHONE. EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER. SO FUCKING APPRECIATE IT AND LEAVE A REVIEW LOL.
"Man I'm beat." Sakura said as she opened the door to her room.
"Who knew Ami's plan would require this much effort?" said the pinkette as she plopped down on her bed, burying her face in the pillow.
"But if the goal is Sasuke in the long run, then anything is worth it."
She rolled over on her back and smiled Mischievously.
"If you really think about it, I'm really teaching a lesson here because life is full of disappointments. So the more you face, the stronger you become."
Eyes becoming to heavy to hold open, she uttered one last sentence before succumbing to exhaustion.
"But just how strong can a loser be?"
I take it all back.
Everything.
All of it.
Most of it.
Some of it.
Sasuke is amazing.
He still has the personality of a sprained ankle.
But he is a cool sprained ankle.
We did the entire project in one sitting thanks to him. Of course i helped but he wrote and typed most of it.
That adorable fucking nerd. He probably sits in the house all day and writes.
Pffft. writing is losers and people who suck at being outside.
But I digress...Let me get my thoughts together as i walk toward my house.
GUESS WHAT TOMORROW ISSSSSS!
Its the best day ever!
Its the day everything right happened in the world.
It's the day I always thank Kami for every year.
Its-
"HEY SECOND FAVORITE SHIT HEAD!"
-certainly never a stress free day if Tayuya Uzumaki exists.
I turn around and to my surprise i see another person walking up with Tayuya. Someone I'd never think would associate herself with us.
"Long time no see Ino."
The way this bitch smiles makes me wanna vomit, then eat the vomit and vomit again.
"Too soon for me Ami." I said with my own beautiful smile.
Her eyebrow twitch made it worth it.
"So Ino, do you live in this direction?"
Yes...but so does Naruto
"No I'm actually on my way to Naruto's house."
"Oh my favorite shithead? I'll walk with ya."
"Well Naruto seems to be getting popular nowadays." Ami said to us. "Who knew a long lost cousin of his would pop out of nowhere?"
Who knew Ami would be relevant again?
"Well i'll let you two go visit Naruto in peace. " She said as she turned and walked away from us.
She is acting a little weird...I can't put my finger on it.
"Oh and thanks again for earlier Tayuya."
"Whatever. See ya asshole." Tayuya said to a retreating Ami.
"I'm surprised you were hanging with her Tayuya." I said as we began to walk away.
"It's not like I planned to. The slut saw me shopping and wouldnt leave me alone." Tayuya said as eloquent as ever.
"what was she thanking you about?"
"She wanted help picking out a gift for a friend."
That's a damn lie. Ami is too much of a self centered bitch to think of others...but what could her true intentions be?
"I doubt it. I don't trust Ami."
"Well if you gotta problem with her, then I gotta problem with her. Thats how we Uzumaki roll."
Aw. I just wanna give her a big hug. Uzumaki's are like pitbulls. Adorable and friendly if they like you but scarey as fuck if they dont.
"By the way, hows the project with Kiba going?"
"Pffft we haven't done shit. He is aggravating as hell! I swear I just wanna fuckin' neuter him sometimes."
"That's how most girls feel about Kiba."
"I swear you would think- Hey look Shit head's house. And someone is coming out."
Wow. we literally had a short convo and covered a ridiculous amount of distance. Naruto's house was indeed in front of us-hang on who the hell is that coming out of my beloveds house?!
"Thanks again for the gift Hinata! I freakin love it 'tebayo!"
WHY THE FUCK IS HINATA COMING OUT OF MY NARUTO-SAMA'S HOUSE!?
"Well well, Shit head's finally became a man huh?"
I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU ARE INSINUATING TAYUYA!
"N-No problem Naruto-kun. It was a pleasure."
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING AT MY BELOVED'S HOUSE?!
"Oh hey guys!" Naruto-sama said FINALLY seeing us. He walked out of his home completely.
"What's up cousin? Did you two have fun?"
FUN?!
"Yea we did. we completely like half of the project but had amazing conversation the whole time!"
AMAZING?!
"Half? thats fuckin' great. You two make a pretty good team."
TEAM?!
"Nah. Hinata is the good one. She really knows how to handle a difficult guy like me. heh."
HANDLE?!
"Yea i agree. You are pretty fucking dumb. Even for blonde standards."
"Hey you take that back! Hinata said I was um...Rough around the edges but far from stupid."
ROUGH?!
Um...Naruto-kun..."
BITCH DONT SAY HIS NAME! YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH!
"Yea? what's up- ugh!"
THIS HORRIBLE FOUL ROTTEN GIRL JUST FUCKING ATTACKED MY NARU-SAMA WITH A DISGUSTING HUG!
"S-see you tomorrow!" She said running away after the hug attack.
"Looks like you have a new friend. Shithead is getting popular."
"I know right! She's awesome!"
NO SHE'S NOT!
"I could have sworn you went to her house first though. How the hell did ya wind up here?"
"Heh. long story. Still wanna hear it?"
NO!
"If its too long, then shorten it up dumbass."
NO!
"Shut it jerk. Anyway Hinata and I were having an amazing talk and she said she had a gift for me to take home when we finished a portion of the project. We got lost in convo and walked all the way to my house. I let her in and we talked some more."
NO!
"Conversation is the reason she walked all the way from the Hyuuga compound for you? Pffft no way my shithead cousin is that interesting."
YES HE IS!
"Hey screw you! tebayo!"
NO SCREW ME!
"Whatever. Im gonna leave your boring ass with Ino. Im out." said Tayuya walking away.
Tayuya is the mvp of this entire story.
Alone time with my Naru-kun is EVERYTHING.
"So how did doing the project go with Sasuke?"
Id rather have spent that time doing you.
"It was horrible. The bastard has the personality of a cracked rib."
"huh?"
You're so cute when you are confused.
Wait why are you confused?
"I thought you liked Sasuke. All you ever do is talk about him and wish he was your dream guy ."
Holy Ramen noodles.
I forgot i had to keep the "in love with sasuke act" in public.
"Uhhhh..."
I'm lost. How in the name of heck do I recover from this?
"Maybe being my slave has finally made you realize the awesomeness of the next Hokage! Naruto Uzumaki!"
I already knew that sweet heart. Since the day I laid my gaze upon thine most alluring and heavenly body. The body that houses a most beautiful soul. I must not forget thine most deepest cerulean ocean blue windows that show that particular beautiful soul.
Dear God I've become drunk off of thinking about Naruto.
"Maybe...maybe not. who knows?" I said. smirking at him decided to play it cool and aloof but not totally disregarding the idea.
Speaking of ideas. I just got a brilliant one.
"Well its getting late and I better get home. Will my Naruto-sama please bless his slave with a goodbye hug?"
Hinata will not be the only hugged girl tonight damnit.
Please God don't let this backfire. if he says no I will literally explode on the spot.
If he says yes I will also explode on the spot...if you catch my drift.
His mischievous smile almost made me not dry.
"What kind of master would I be if I denied such a devout slave of mine such a fabulous pleasure?"
Stay dry damnit!
"I am not worthy master. A thousand pardons for my selfishness." i said in fake servitude-like.
I love this roleplaying thing. Lets keep it going.
"Im such a bad-ugh!"
HE HUGGED ME AND CUT ME OFF!
HE HUGGED ME!
NARUTO HUGGED ME!
NARUTO FUCKING HUGGED ME!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
I AM SOOOOO NOT DRY ANYMORE!
This moment is a one of lifes many treasures and disappointments.
A treasure because the apple of my eye and reason for my existence is hugging me.
a disappointment because HE FUCKING SMELLS LIKE HINATA!
As Iay my head on my pillow I can't help but think of my amazing day.
First Sasuke did our entire project.
Then my bodily connection with Naruto.
If i could relive this day I would. I'd do it a little differenly tho. Like maybe Hug Naruto again...
without clothes.
And maybe even rub against his-
"INO YAMANAKA!"
"WAAAH!"
HOLY NAKED NARUTO ON A BED!
My mother scared the hell outta me.
"Mom why'd you burst through my door like that?"
"FORGET THAT! WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU HANGING AROUND THAT BLONDE ORPHAN!?"
"Huh?"
Does she mean Naruto? I mean i don't know any other blonde orphans.
"What are you talking about mom?"
She shouldn't know about me hanging with Naruto. But apparently she recently learned it seems.
"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME MISSY! THAT KID IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE! HE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!"
My mother better watch her mouth. I'll hate her forever if she goes too far about my Naruto-kun. I have to be respectful though.
"Mother he's just a friend. I don't even see him that often."
"I FORBID YOU TO SEE HIM EVER!"
Pffft! Like that will ever happen. I'd rather name my first born son Inojin or something else equally stupid.
"IN FACT! TO MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE SITUATION YOU ARE GROUNDED! YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS HOUSE TOMORROW AT ALL!"
"Whoa mom! Don't you think that's a bit harsh?"
I cannot afford to stay in tomorrow. It is vitally important I see him tomorrow. I have to somehow talk sense into my nonsensical raging mother.
"END OF DISCUSSION!" She then slammed the door to my room. I could hear her angrily walk away.
This cannot happen.
This is absolutely the worst thing that can happen to me.
How the hell did my mom find out i was around Naruto?
I'M STARTING TO FREAK OUT!
I have to see Naruto
Not only because of my healthy obsession.
But also because tomorrow is Naruto-sama's Birthday.
AN- OOOH THINGS ARE GETTING INTERESTING!
WILL KIBA AND TAYUYA EVER GET ALONG?
WILL SASUKE EVER NOT HAVE THE PERSONALITY OF A PULLED HAMSTRING?
WILL INO SEE NARUTO ON HIS BIRTHDAY?
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF INOBALLZ
ok no that joke was cringe . Please review because I love you.
