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"Skip you, reverse, reverse, reverse, draw 4, draw 8."
"THATS CHEATING YOU LOSER!"
"YOU CANT CALL ME LOSER IF IM WINNING KIBA!"
"YOU'RE CHEATING!"
"Can you stop yelling? your breath stinks."
"It smells better than you look blondie."
"Wild card and the color is orange."
"THATS NOT EVEN ONE OF THE MAIN COLORS!"
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS!"
"u-um. I dont mind if Orange is a color..."
"You dont mind anything Naruto related."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Oi can we do something else? Uno is getting boring."
"Want us to watch you excitingly pour milk in before the cereal?"
"Im gonna punch you."
"Tres, Dos, Uno. I win."
"NARUTO WHO THE FUG TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PLAY?!"
"I taught me how to play."
"I can tell."
"Thanks bro."
"Not a compliment."
"Oh. Well go die."
"B-be Nice Naruto-kun."
"Alright Hinata. PLEASE go die kiba."
"Loser."
"But I won."
"NO YOU DIDN'T!"
"Says the loser."
"How do you even function as a human being?"
"I ask myself that once i met him aswell."
"Tayuya you're supposed to be on my side tebayo."
"You're supposed to be a competent ninja in training."
In case you guys didnt know what was going on let me fill you in.
I Haven't got a clue. Lul
We were just chilling playing Uno and shit just started devolving from there.
Oh. and apparently Kiba and Naruto are cool even tho they act like enemies.
Why are guys so unnecessarily dumb?
"Lets do something fun." said Tayuya boredly.
"Like eating Ramen?"
"God Naruto you need mental help. How is that fun?"
"Well first-"
"I don't care. What else can we do?"
"Lets have our dogs all race."
"Kiba you're even denser than Naruto." I said.
Sorry baby. Gotta keep an image. Mwah. Love you tho.
"Thats not possible."
"Oi screw you both. Tebayo."
No just me thank you.
"A-ano I have an idea."
God Hinata's shy act is pissing me off. What kind of killer stutters?
"Lets hear it stutters."
Its like Tayuya and I have the same brain.
"L-lets p-play t-t-t-truth or d-dare." Hinata said staring hard at the ground.
Piling on the stuttering a little thick dontcha think?
"THATS A GREAT IDEA HINA-CHAN!" My beloved screamed.
wait...
HINA CHAN?
"Thanks Naru-kun."
NARU-KUN?
WHERE DID HER STUTTER GO?
I know shes smiling smugly in her mind.
That whore. How dare she smile at me while I cant see?
"So who is going to go first?"
Why dont you go kiba? Truth or dare?" Naruto said to him.
Im gonna assume Kiba is gonna pick dare cuz he is gonna wanna show how macho he is.
"Dare cuz I wanna show how macho I am."
Man. Am I spot on or am I spot on?
"Ok...I dare you...to...behave like a cat and only compliment everyone until its your turn again. hehe"
"...Hell no."
"Why? too chicken?"
"Screw you naruto. Its just too stupid."
"Hey can you stand up? I wanna see if you laid any eggs."
"Grr. shut up. Can't you think of a better dare?"
"Bawk bawk bawk?"
"ugh. what ever...Im not doing it."
"That sounded so cute coming out of your beak."
"Joke all you want. Still not doing it."
"I thought you wanted to show us how macho you are. Now all we see is how much of a chicken wing you are."
"What kind of chicken wing is he Tayuya?" i asked.
"Honey lemon pepper."
"With Ramen sprinkled in."
"Shut up Naruto."
"Ugh ok finnnne. I'll do it. If only it will get you all to shut up."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...What?"
"We're waiting."
"...merawr."
Da fuck?
"What the hell was that?" Naruto asked grinning.
"i...I dont know how to meow ok?"
LMAOOOOOO Kiba wooooow
Naruto fell over laughing along with Tayuya.
Hinata put a hand to her mouth.
"SHUT UP DAMNIT! ITS NOT FUNNY!"
"YES IT IS!"
"Do it again mutt."
"Fuck both of you Uzumakis"
"Merawr."
Tayuya and Naruto fell over laughing again.
"God I wanna die."
I Would too if I didn't know how to fucking meow.
How do you not know that?
Seriously? You can run up the side of a building but you cant meow?
priorities.
"Ok Shit head its your turn."
"Why?"
"CAuse I said so."
"I wanna give him a dare." I said eyeing Hinata smugly.
Her fists tightened but only I noticed it.
"Oh God. What crazy thing are you gonna have me do Ino?"
Me.
"I gotta good one. I dare you-"
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
All heads turned toward the door.
"Naruto you expecting other people?"
"Uh...No?"
"Who the hell would visit you? You dont have friends."
"Tayuya kiba and Ino are our friends."
"Yea but they are shit heads so they dont count."
"Oh yea tebayo. Well guess what?"
"What?"
"Merawr."
We all fell over laughing except Kiba.
AN- WHO COULD BE AT THE DOOORRRRR.ALSO IM READING THIS NARUTO FIC CALLED WHITE EYES BY ADAMANT39. IT IS AMAZING AS FUCK AND SHOULD BE READ ASAP. ALSO REVIEW THIS STORY CUZ THEY MOTIVATE ME
