(Location: Man Cave)
SpongeBob: What happened? Where are we?
(Everyone is still shocked)
Henry: Dude, there are cartoons right here, in the real world.
Ray: Yeah. My god.
Schwoz: Holey smokes, do you realize what we've just witnessed? These are two, living, breathing 2-Dimensional animated beings that must've been sent by the multiversal phone due to Jasper's act of regardless stupidity. I mean look at this, (touches SpongeBob) a talking, yellow square with arms and feet, and a chubby, pink marshmallow. (Rubs Patrick's stomach) How extraordinary is this, people?
Patrick: I'm made of marshmallow? (Patrick chews his arm)
Charlotte: So, when Jasper spilled his drink onto the phone, it caused these two to transport here in our world?
Schwoz: Precisely.
SpongeBob: Hey, how about we introduce ourselves. I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. And this is my best friend, Patrick Star.
(Patrick still chews his arm, thinking he's made of marshmallow)
Patrick: Yuck, I taste too stale. I gotta find something else to eat.
Ray: Gee, Schwoz. You must think this is a new scientific breakthrough, watching actual cartoons right in front of us. If you ask me that's pretty-
(Patrick snatches Ray's bubble gum)
Ray: Hey, what do you think you're doing?!
Patrick: I'm hungry, I want some gum.
Ray: Well you can't have this gum. This is my special gum.
(Ray and Patrick keep pulling the gum from one another until it spills all over the Man Cave and Patrick eats one, but Ray takes the gum out of Patrick's mouth.)
Ray: Gimme that, marshmallow guy. Why don't you take the elevator and find something else to chew on other than your arm?
Patrick: Fine
(Patrick takes the elevator up to Junk n Stuff)
Jasper: So, you're a fry cook?
SpongeBob: Yep. I just love flipping delicious Krabby Patties everyday at the Krusty Krab.
Jasper: Krabby Patties, you say. You don't happen to make one of those right now, would ya?
SpongeBob: I wish I could, but I don't think there's any grill in this place.
Schwoz: Oh, actually, yes. We do have a grill.
Henry: Uh, what?
Schwoz: We have a grill, right here in the Man Cave. I'll show you.
(Schwoz presses a button to release a grill rising from the floor)
Charlotte: Wait a sec, you mean to tell me, there was a grill under the Man Cave this entire time, and you never bothered to tell us?
Schwoz: I did now.
(Location: Junk n Stuff)
(Patrick searches the store for some food. An old lady enters. She hears rattling)
Old Lady: Excuse me? Is somebody there?
Patrick: Hello, old timer.
(The old lady pauses, then screams like heck and runs away fast)
Patrick: Hmph. The nerve of that geezer. I wonder if there's any food somewhere else?
(Patrick leaves Junk n Stuff)
(Back at the Man Cave, SpongeBob just cooks up some Krabby Patties for the whole gang)
Henry: Oh, my god. These patties, they taste good.
Ray: They taste really, really good.
Jasper: Hey, what's in them?
SpongeBob: Well, there is a secret formula for the Krabby Patty, but I can't ever tell you. I wish Patrick was here to eat a patty. How long has been up at that store for?
Charlotte: I'll check the cameras.
(Charlotte turns on the live cameras. There is no one there)
Charlotte: Uh, guys. I don't think that Patrick guy is at Junk n Stuff. And also, the door's open.
Henry: Hold on, did he just leave the store?
Ray: In the streets. In front of many people? With cameras?
SpongeBob: Oh, no. Not cameras! One question, why are cameras a threat to Patrick?
Ray: I dunno, maybe someone could post a picture of him, and they would let people from the government track him down. And they would do crazy dangerous experiments, even dissect him.
SpongeBob: (gasps) DISSECT?! We gotta go get him.
Ray: Right, come on, Henry. Let's catch us a cartoon marshmallow.
(Ray and Henry chew bubble gum and transform into Captain Man and Kid Danger)
SpongeBob: Oh, so that's why you call it special gum.
