Naruto calmly sipped his tea while looking at a piece of paper. Of course, usually, he wouldn't be just sitting around and drinking tea, but today was Sunday and so could afford to relax today.
The blond folded this piece of paper and put it in his pocket when he heard someone coming. True enough, as soon as he placed the paper away, the door was opened by Eren, who was followed by Armin and Mikasa.
He looked at the three with a raised eyebrow when he saw Eren's grin, Armin's smile and a satisfied look in Mikasa's eyes. "So? What did the three of you do today to get you this excited?" The blond asked while they took their shoes off.
Mikasa took a sit on her and Naruto's bed, while Eren and Armin sat down on Eren's mattress. The brown-haired boy took out a sheet of paper and showed it to Naruto. "Look! We have been accepted into the Military training Corps!" The boy almost squealed, making Naruto chuckle.
Right, two years have passed since they got to Wall Rose and since Wall Maria's breach. Once everything was again in order, the lives for the three orphans got better.
"What about you, Mikasa? Armin?" The blond looked at the other two, who took out identical sheets of paper. "That's good. With Mikasa's talents and Armin's brains, Eren won't die too early," Naruto said, causing Eren to glare at Naruto.
Mikasa smiled while Armin snickered when they heard this remark. It was a common thing that Naruto told the three that it would be thanks to Mikasa's talents and Armin's brains that the four of them would be able to see a world free of Titans.
"When do you have to depart for the training course then?" Naruto asked and Armin read it from the sheet of paper.
"We still have three days before we have to go," The smaller blond answered. Naruto hummed as he took the last sip of his tea.
The blond sighed and stood up. "Well, I got to prepare myself, I have an assignment that I need to do," Naruto said and walked to a wardrobe, which they were able to afford after some time.
As Naruto started to take out his spare black, button-up shirts, and white pants, Mikasa asked. "For how long are you gonna be away?" She walked over to the blond who put n his Survey Corps Jacket.
"Well, if everything goes right, then I will see you three in three days," Naruto said and placed his boots on. When he stood up, he gave the three of them a grin. "See you soon," Naruto said and before he could exit the house, Mikasa hugged him.
Naruto wasn't surprised. In the last years, they had spent time together, Naruto saw that the girl was very attached to him. So he wasn' surprised when after he hugged her back and he tried to pull back, she didn't let him go.
"Mikasa..." Naruto said, but the girl shook her head, which was rested on his shoulder. seeing that it wouldn't work, the blond sighed. "Alright, when I will see you next time, I am gonna take you on a flight in the forest," Narutsaidad.
When she heard those words, Mikasa smiled into his shoulder. He always knew what she wanted and when he could, he would do this for her. Since they got to Trost, the flight across the forest became her favorite thing to do when they were alone, well if you don't count cuddling with him while they were sleeping.
After another few seconds, she pulled back and gave him a beautiful smile, which made the blond blush slightly. In Naruto's eyes, Mikasa was the most beautiful women he had seen in this world, even if she was just twelve.
"Well, later," He said and exited the house. Mikasa looked from behind a window as Naruto mounted his black horse and rode away. The girl sighed and sat on their bed. She would miss his warmth when they were sleeping
'We did it! We finally did it! Now we will learn how to kill Titans and I will kill all of them!' Eren thought. He and the other Cadets were standing on a large field. They all were waiting for the Commander of the Training Corps and his assistants to come.
The Training Corps Corps HQ was inside Wall Rose, not in the Trost District. The neared Village was about twenty kilometers away, with only forest, mountains, and lakes around them.
Suddenly they all heard footsteps coming from the left and a voice called. "Heads forward, Salute to your commander and his assistants!" The cadet's dis as they were told. Their right fists over their hearts while their left hand behind their back.
There was silence as every and single cadet watched the bald man in front of them all. He had a goatee and was wearing the Training Corps attire like the rest of the cadets did.
The commander suddenly looked at his watch and waited and waited. They all were silent for twenty seconds before the sound of a galloping horse was heard everywhere.
Everyone watched as a blond soldier jumped from his horse and looked at their commander with an annoyed expression. "I told you to wait for me, Keith. I told you I will get lost on the way here... again," the blond said to the silent man, who turned to him.
"You are late, Naruto. Twenty-nine seconds to be exact," Keith said to the blond, who waved him off and turned to the large group of cadets. He grinned when he saw them all looking at Naruto quizzically.
Naruto spotted Mikasa, Eren and Armin and his grin got even wider when he saw their gobsmacked expressions. "I think that they are waiting for you to start, Keith," The blond said and the commander sighed.
"I guess so," He muttered and looked at the cadets. "Listen up, Maggots! My name is Keith Shadis and the idiot blond is my assistant, Naruto Uzumaki," Keith stated and saw the doubtful looks in the cadet's eyes when they heard that a thirteen-year-old was here to help them learn.
"You might be doubtful in his abilities since he is only thirteen, but believe me when I say that Naruto is the strongest soldier of the Survey Corps. I was able to get him here so he could be able to help you to the limit o your abilities. Any questions?" he asked rhetorically, but still, one hand was raised.
Keith pointed at the boy who raised the hand and said. "You! What is your name and what is that you want to ask?" The ex-Commander of Survey Corps asked curiously.
"Sir! My name is Connie Springer, sir! I wanted to ask why was Naruto allowed to the Survey Corps even if he is the same age as we are, sir!" Connie stated. Everyone looked at him with wide, disbelieving eyes. He wasn't supposed to ask this question, he wasn't even supposed to raise his hand.
Keith thought that it would be the perfect time to start the rite of passage, but before he started, he might as well tell these maggots a thing or two. "Naruto was allowed into the Survey Corps when he was nine because even back then he was skilled enough to kill a Titan without the 3DMG," he said.
Everyone, but Mikasa, Armin and Eren started muttering when they heard this. "He is on the way to become the Heishou of a special operation team, which will consist of the elites of Survey Corps. Enough talking fro now. You! What is your name!?" The man shouted and walked up to a boy.
With this, the 104th trainee Corps has started
Mikasa sat down with a sigh. After they did the rite of passage, Keith had ordered them to go to their barracks and leave their things there. Now, her, Eren, Armin and every other cadet were sitting in a large hall, where the food would be given soon
The girl was frustrated because as soon as the rite of passage had ended, Naruto had simply disappeared and she couldn't find him. She wanted to talk with him, she wanted to ask why hasn't he told them that he was going to help teach them.
Everyone in the room heard a bell ringing and they all turned to where it came from. They all saw the door open and everyone became quiet when they saw Naruto come out with a grin. "The food is ready!" The blond announced.
There was silence in the room until Eren spoke. "N-No way...," He said, getting everyone attention. They all were surprised when they saw stars in Eren's eyes while he had a grin on his face.
"I-Is this dream?" Armin asked and they all saw that his eyes were wide and his arms were shaking. They all turned them to Mikasa who didn't say anything but they all saw her drool.
"Oi! Eren, Mikasa, Armin! What do you mean?" Connie asked when he saw their faces. The brown-haired boy pointed his finger at Naruto and said.
"Naruto has prepared food," The boy said and stood up. "Naruto has prepared food!" He shouted with a maniacal grin. Everyone looked at him strangely until Jean opened his mouth.
"Surely, it can't be so good for you to go apeshit, Eren," Jean stated with a smirk. Everyone thought that it would be Eren who would respond to the remark, but to everyone's surprise, it was Mikasa, the normally stoic and calm Mikasa.
The black-haired girl caught Jean by his dark-brown vest and lifted him into the air. The boy almost pissed himself when he saw the look Mikasa was giving him. The upper half of her face was shadowed and the only thing that he could see were her eyes that turned into bloody red.
"Say this one more time and I will rip your throat out, understood?" She asked with an icy edge in her voice. Jean could only nod because he wasn't able to open his mouth to answer. When she saw him nod, she let go of him and sat down next to Eren.
Mikasa felt someone pat on her shoulder and she was about to ask who it was, but she was stopped when she heard Naruto's voice. "Thank, Mikasa. here you go," He said and placed a bowl in front of her. The blond then proceeds to give rest of the bowls and after he finished, he took one more and placed in on Mikasa's right.
She looked at him with a raised eyebrow and he gave her a shrug. "What? I need to eat as well," The blond answered the unspoked question and sat next to her. "Sooo... are you angry?" He asked and she gave him a glare. "Right," He said and looked down on his bowl.
Mikasa sighed and her gaze softened a bit. "You know that I can't be angry at you, but I am still a bit annoyed that you didn't tell us," She asked and he smiled slightly.
"Sometimes I think that you are too good for me, you know?" He said with a chuckle when he saw her give him a small smile. Before they could continue their little conversation, they heard the door open.
They saw Sasha enter the room with half-lidded eyes as she slowly walked through the hall and muttered. "This smell, Sasha likes," She continued her walk until she was in front of Naruto, who looked at her funnily.
She moved like lightning, too fast for anyone to see. She hugged Naruto and cried into his chest, shocking everyone. "Thank you, thank you, thank you! The food! It was delicious, better than anything I have ever eaten!" She chanted, while everyone looked.
Naruto sweatdropped when she hugged him and started to thank him. Everyone was oblivious to the killer glare that Mikasa was giving the brunette when she hugged her Naruto.
'Wait! My Naruto?' She thought but shrugged it off when she saw Naruto push the girl back. Instantly, the ears in Sasha's eyes disappeared and she took a place in front of Naruto.
"What was that food? What is the name of it? Do you have a recipe for it? Where did you learn how to do it?" She asked him the questions, too fast for the blond to answer. Only when she stopped, was he able to answer them.
Everyone was listening, wanting to know what is the name of the delicious dish they were all eating with gusto. "it is called Ramen and I learned how to do it when I was still living outside the walls," naruto said. many of the cadets who heard him gasped when he told them this.
"Y-you lived outside the Wall? How was it?" Marco asked as he looked at the blond. Naruto was quiet for a moment before answering.
"Well, I don't really remember what it was like. For some reason, my memories of my life are gone, but I remember a few particular moments. There was a time when I saw a large see, every direction you looked you saw only water! Thre was also a land devoid of grass and trees, only sand around you! The snowy mountains which reached easily for over two-hundred meters high!" Naruto said.
Everyone was listening to every word he said. It was not every day that you got the chance to learn something about the outside world. Hell, most of the royal children who attended schools only for the royalty weren't taught this!
"Was there anything else?" A girl named Krista Lenz asked with excitement. Everyone, but three people listened as naruto told them about all he had seen. The three people who weren't as excited as the rest were Naruto's best friends since he had told them this already.
Although they knew this, they still listened to him. They always liked to listen to his stories, were they about the real world outside the walls or fictional like people called Ninjas living out there. It was always nice to listen to him, he had some charm hat made you want to listen to him. A charm that made you want to follow him
. A lone figure was sitting on a branch of a tree. The person watched the reflection of a full moon in a pond. the person sighed when a second silhouette landed on a brach next to it.
"You should be sleeping. You have the aptitude elevation tomorrow, Mikasa," the second person said. The Moonlight shone through on the first person, showing the beautiful face of Mikasa Ackerman.
The girl looked at the person and said with a small smile. "You should be asleep as well, Naruto," She answered cheekily, causing Naruto to smile.
The blond sat next to her and watched the reflection of the moon. "I guess you are right," He answered. The two sat on the branch in silence, the only sound was the occasional warm gust of wind and rustling of leaves. "So, what's wrong?" He asked eventually.
The girl was silent for a few moments before she answered. "I can't sleep," She stated. The silence continued for a few moments before she continued. "Since you went away three days ago, the nightmares came back," She said quietly.
The two continued to watch the pond for some time until Mikasa asked. "Naruto?" The blond looked at her and saw the small blush on her cheeks. "C-Can I sleep you tonight?" She whispered and looked away.
The blond was quiet for a few moments and Mikasa dared to look at him. When she turned around, she saw him giving her a smile. "Of course, I don' see why not," He said and the girl smiled as well.
Before she knew what was happening, the blond scooped her up in bridal style. Mikasa squeaked and her cheeks flushed when she saw him giving her a grin. "I promised to take you on a flight, remember?" he asked and the girl has just a moment to tie her hand around his neck before he shot his 3DMG.
The two flew around the forest at neck-breaking speed, doing arcs, pivoting in the air, doing pirouettes. During their flight, the Moon shone their path, as if leading them somewhere.
Finally, after about ten minutes, the two landed on the highest tree around. The view from it was breathtaking, they could see the Training Corp's HQ, the whole forest around them.
Her gaze turned back to Naruto, whose face was bathing in the Moonlight. She saw his azure-blue eyes shining in the light, causing them to become pure silver. 'They look so calm, so peaceful, so... beautiful.' She thought
The same thoughts were going inside Naruto's mind as he watched Mikasa's lovely face in the Moonlight. She looked even more beautiful here. Her pale skin tone, her beautiful black hair, her lovely full lips. What caught his attention the most was her eyes.
When he looked into them, he saw them shine with various colors, going from the usual black to dark blue, which then turned to sky blue, followed by the perfect pure silver. 'I had never thought that she might become even more beautiful,' The blond told himself.
None of them were sure who initiated the kiss, only that someone did- and somehow his lips pressed against hers.
Lips so different from his own; softer, as soft as rose petals, fuller, holding him in thrall at very first brush, her delighted gasp snaking through his ears. He pulled back and marveled at her beauty, the blush on her face making her look even more beautiful.
He went in again and she met him in halfway, this time she opened for him. Her tongue brushed against his bringing with it the tastes of summer: berries dipped in cream, newly blooming roses and sultry midnights.
He dipped lower still, face brushing against hers. As focused on her as he was, he was able to follow her lead. When her tongue thrust, he knew to meet it. When her tongue retreated, he knew to chase it. they kiss lasted a bit longer until both of them pulled back and panted.
No matter how much they loved this feeling, they still needed the breath. They both looked in the other's eyes with gobsmacked expressions. "Wow," Mikasa muttered and looked away with an embarrassed blush.
"Wow indeed," the blond said. The two stayed in silence for a few moments before Naruto heard the black-haired girls voice. It was barely above a whisper, full of uncertainty, laced with a bit of fear.
"S-So... what does it makes us now?" She asked and looked into Naruto's eyes. The blond smiled and leaned in, giving her a quick kiss on her lips. He pulled back and looked into her wide-eyes.
"Does this answer your question?" He asked with a smile and she hugged him tightly. He was about to say something but was stopped when he heard her muffled voice.
"But, what will others think about it? You are my superior, besides we are just children," She stated and Naruto made her look at him. He gave her another smile, this filled with confidence and warmth.
"Let them think what they want, as long as we are happy, they don't matter. Besides, I have learned that life in this cruel world is too short to be afraid," The blond said and she nodded with a smile. "And me being your superior? it will only last three years," the blond stated and jumped from the tree with Mikasa in his arms
The early rays of the sun shone into his eyes, causing him to stir. An Azure blue eye opened slowly and looked around. Finally, he found the clock and saw that he still go one more hour before he had to wake up.
Even still, he sighed and started to rub his eyes. One he was finished both of the eyes opened and he smiled when he found a mob of raven black hair on his chest. He reached out with his free hand and started to play around with the silky hair.
After about ten minutes, the person stirred and opened her beautiful black eyes. "Good morning, beautiful," He said with a smile, which she mirrored.
"Good morning, handsome," She answered and lied her head back on his chest. What a great pillow it was. They lied in this position for some time until he sighed.
"As much as I enjoy this, I think it's time we wake up. After all, what will other girls think when they see that you went missing?" He asked with a smile. She pouted when she heard that they had to wake up.
"Can't we stay like this for another ten minutes? I will tell them I went on a morning jog," She answered, but sighed when he gave her that look. "Alright," She said and sat up.
"You should prepare yourself for today. Afterall you are gonna take the aptitude elevation today, Mikasa," He said and she sighed. She stood up from the bed and walked to where her clothes were laid.
"You are worrying too much, Naruto," She said and took her clothes. Naruto sighed and sat up.
"No, I just want to make sure that you are fully prepared," The blond said as he saw her take her clothes and walk to the bathroom to change from her pajamas.
He and the rest of the Trainings Corps staff had their own private rooms with bathrooms. Unlike the staff, the cadets were divided into two groups: boys and girls.
Each group had their own barracks, which was a large room with many beds. This was supposed to bring them together so when they were on the battlefield, they would trust each other.
The door of his bathroom opened, he saw Mikasa wearing her usual casual clothes, which consisted of a simple knee-length white dress, a light cardigan and the necklace he had given her tied around her neck.
The blond stood up from his bed and walked to her as she put on her boots. When she was finished, she gave him a quick kiss and said. "See you later," And exited the room, leaving Naruto alone.
The blond sighed and started to prepare himself for the day.
"Now we will do the aptitude elevation. Those who will be unable to do it will have another chance tomorrow. If you are unable to do it tomorrow, then it's the end of the story in the Training Corps for you," The loud voice of Keith boomed over the recruits.
After they woke up, prepared for the day and ate breakfast, which ones again was made by Naruto, they were all ushered into groups of twenty. Each group was given one of the members of the Trainings Corps, who explained to them the theory of the 3DMG. In Naruto's group among others were Mikasa, Eren, Sasha, and Marco.
Now all of the cadets were standing in lines in front of a lift, which would pick them up to see their balance. All of them had their Training Corps attire and harness of the 3DMG. "Go back into your groups, at once!" The commander shouted and all the cadets did this as quick as possible.
The Cadets formed lines in front of their superiors who were standing next to the lifts. "The aptitude elevation starts now!" Keith shouted and the people who were first in the line were lifted up.
Naruto watched as one of the cadets was lifted, but as soon as he lost his footing, he lost his balance and fell back. Naruto made a cross next to his name and said. "Next," The next person, Sasha, was lifted and Naruto smiled in amusement when he saw Sasha use the lift like a swing.
"You pass, next," He said and made a check next to her name and smiled when he saw Mikasa come forward. They lifted her and the blond's smile got wide. "Now that's what you call a talent," he said when he saw her not even wobbling once. The girl was lifted down and gave the blond a small smile. "Next," He called.
"Yes! No is my chance," Eren said and walked forward. The blond nodded to the one who lifted up and Eren slowly started to lose his footing. The blond didn't know why, but he had a feeling that something is not right.
He looked with his sharp, calculating, experienced eyes and he saw Eren started wobbling. A second before Eren lost his balance, the blond saw the prong of the buckle twitch.
That was not something that happened before, even with the one boy who also was unable to do it. The blond looked at Eren, whose eyes were wide. Naruto knew that Eren started panicking when he started saying that he could still do it.
"Lift him down," Naruto said and Eren soon was on his feet again. Everyone was waiting for the verdict, even though it was obvious, but for some reason, Naruto had closed his eyes and was quiet. "Mikasa, mind lending Eren your belt?" Naruto asked after a few moments of silence.
They all saw Mikasa giving the belt to Eren who too it and looked the blond. "Don't just stand there, put it on," Naruto stated and the brown-haired boy did as he was told. "Lift him up," Naruto said.
Everyone watched as Eren lost his footing and tried again. He wobbled once, twice, but he didn't fell down. Naruto nodded and the boy was lifted down. "What is the verdict?" he asked and looked at Naruto.
"You pass. Apparently, something is wrong with your belt, I will look into it later. Next," the blond said with a smile. Eren cheered and was congratulated by the others and another person was lifted. 'Good job, Eren. Maybe one day, you will be able to fulfill your dream"
The sound of cheering could be heard in the whole room. Today, those who were deemed unable to use the 3DMG were sent away, while those who stayed were celebrating.
Naruto didn't know why, but Keith had given the cadets large amounts of beer to drink. The blond knew that Keith wouldn't do this without any reason, but most of the cadets seem not to care about it and just enjoy it.
He took a sip of tea and sighed when he saw Eren and Jean going at it again. Since their first night here, the two were insulting each other every time they could. Was he acting the same way when he was their age?
Nah.
Coming back, he saw Eren hitting Jean in the gut, while the taller boy hit Eren in the face. The two of them fell to the ground and Naruto sighed once more. "Don't you think we should end this?" Armin, who was sitting on Naruto's right, asked and the blond shook his head.
"No, if you try, they are gonna pull you in until everybody is fighting. Besides," he aid and the door opened. Everyone went dead silent at this when half of Keith's face looked through the door.
"I think I heard a noise. Do you know what it was?" The commander asked and the blond soldier raised his hand.
"I am sure that it was just Levi complaining how little cleaning supplies we have at HQ," Naruto said with a smile and the commander snorted.
"I can see that happening," He muttered and closed the door. Everyone waited for a few seconds before they all sighed in unison and started talking to each other again.
Eren sat down in front of Naruto, while Jean took a seat on Armin's right. "Stupid Horseface," Eren muttered and took a gulp of beer. Naruto saw Mikasa's, who had her head lied on his right shoulder, eyebrow twitch when she saw it.
Mikasa knew as well that something was about to happen, so she like Naruto was drinking tea. Seeing Eren drink beer annoyed her because she knew that he never drank alcohol before so it was obvious that he would be drunk in a few moments, meaning if something was about to happen, he would be defenseless.
Luckily for Eren and everyone who drank the beer, nothing happened tonight, but everyone who drank it woke up with a major hangover, which shouldn't be caused by a few beers.
On the next morning, they all stood at attention when Keith and Naruto were standing in front of them. "Attention!" Keith shouted and was satisfied when he saw a people flinch at the volume of his voice.
"Today we are going to start the conditioning. First, we will begin with a light job for three kilometers, followed by easy exercises like push-ups, sit-ups, and pull-ups," The commander stated and added in afterthought. "Everyone who doesn't finish the run will get no food tonight!" This made almost everyone bleach.
"Alright! Everyone go to your Squad leaders!" Naruto commanded as the now fourteen people from his group stood in front of him. "Let's go!" the blond said and all of the cadets started running, while most of the Squad leaders were riding on a horse.
Naruto was the only one who was running with his cadets. he knew that riding would be somehow unfair, so he decided to join them on the jog. Besides, it would be a good way to keep in shape during those three years.
"And that is your objective," Naruto explained to the cadets, while Keith was standing next to him. They have been in the Trainings Corps for two and a half years already. They have learned how to use 3DMG, how to use swords and how to fight without any weapon.
Now came the time to see how much they learned.
They were standing in front of a forest. They cadets had to go through the forest, kill all the mock Titans and go to the finishing point as fast as possible. It was a training for only one person since Keith wanted to see out of curiosity who would have the best time.
The cadets started, the average time they all needed was 22 minutes. One of the cadets tried to be smart and left ten of the fifteen mock Titans alive. Thanks to it, his time had been about 17 minutes.
Unfortunately for him, all of the people controlling the Titans who didn't have their Titan's killed shot a black flare. When Keith saw this, he made the cadet run two hundred laps around the whole camp or he would be kicked out.
Mikasa just finished her course, her time being the best from the whole Corps. It took her 13 minutes to finish her course. The second best person, Reiner Braun, had time 15 minutes.
After all the cadets were finished, there was still no one who had a better score than Mikasa or Reiner. "Attention, Maggots!" Keith shouted and everyone turned to face him. "I have decided to give you a chance to compare to someone who already killed a Titan," He stated and murmurs went through the cadets.
"Naruto will do the course," The commander stated and the said blond came out with his 3DMG. "Ready, GO!" Keith commanded and the blond shot forward.
"Guys, how do you think how long will it take him to finish it?" Asked Connie. The nearby recruits started giving various times, not one of them under 13 minutes.
"Under 5 minutes," Mikasa said, her voice filled with conviction. Everyone looked at her with wide eyes and it was Marco who asked the question that everyone had on their minds.
"Are you sure Mikasa? We all know that he is strong but under five minutes? That's impossible," Marco said, but Mikasa shook her head as her eyes never left the forest.
"He will do it," She stated and everyone kept silent, waiting for Naruto.
The blond was currently flying across the forest, he had already killed three mock Titans. And here we go, another one. His hook attached right above the Titan's neck and the gas propelled him forward.
At the last second, the Titan moved to the side, but Naruto was able to pivot his body in the air so his swords reached the nape of the neck. He landed on the tree and shot forward another mock Titan.
As he flew through the air, he grinned. He had forgotten how the adrenaline from fighting Titans felt. Now it wasn't the same, but it was the closest thing to it he had felt since coming here.
Without thinking, he killed another Titan and another, and another. Before he knew, he was standing on the finishing line and the guy who was standing in front of him shot a green flare.
On the other side of the forest, Keith saw the flare and looked at his watch. "Four minutes, twenty-seven seconds," The commander said, stunning everyone.
Mikasa gave them all a victorious smirk and said. "Told you, my boyfriend is the best," Everyone looked at her with wide eyes and she realized her slip up. During these two and half a year, Naruto and Mikasa didn't tell anyone about their relationship. They all knew that they were close, but not a couple.
"Well, that's a surprise," Ymir said.
Well, that's it in this chapter. Sorry that it is a bit shorter, but the next Chapters are surely gonna be about 7k words!
Thank you for reading, Ja Ne!
