It's a quiet morning in Galaxy Hills. The birds chirping, the sun rising beautifully over the horizon.
"CLASS PICTURE DAY! YEAH!" Fanboy and Chum Chum yelled ruining the peaceful morning for everyone in the area of their home, they call, the Fanlair. Thealarm clocks play energetic techno music and bounce to the beat as FC get ready for their photo. They take a shower, Chum Chum tries a hairstyle that looks like Ace Ventura, and Fanboy flattens out his mask.
Later...
Fanboy begans to model his style. "What do you think, chum chum? Do I look as gorgeous as I feel?" He smirks. "You lookfierce! How about me?" He triesto model on a stool, but falls over."Ooph!" He lands to the floor not really in pain. "Hmm. I like the mask; I like the cape -- very understated -- but something's missing." Fanboy stumbles on the thought a bit. "What? tell me what's missing." Chum Chum pleads a bit, as the tall boy slyly smirks at the him. "It's your...NOSE!" He literallytakes Chum Chum's nose off his face."Got your nose!" He runsaround laughing. "Gotyour nose! Got your nose!" Chum Chum laughs, chasing Fanboy."Give it back!" He laughs more."Give it back!"
"Iwould, but -- " He then takesoff his own nose and replaces it with Chum Chum's."I'M WEARING IT! Look atme, I'myou." He dances around laughing. Chum Chum laughs, putting on Fanboy's nose,"Oh, yeah? Look at me, I'myou." He giggles a bit. "Yeah, but I'myoulooking at you being me." He stated as Chum Chum giggles again,"And I'm you, looking at you looking at me being you looking at you." He adds. Theylaugh for several seconds, then Fanboy had an idea itch in his brain."Wait a minute! Something's happening up my brain. Wheels are turning, thoughts collecting. Am I getting an idea? No. Wait, yes!" He then looks at Chum Chum with an excited look on his face. "Youknow what we should do? We should totally wear these noses for Class Picture Day! It'll be awesome! Think about it."
-Vision-
They walk in the school wearing each other's noses. Chuggy, Cher and Nancy are flattered, Liberty runs up to them fanning them both as they walk in style, then Fiona sighing lovingly at Fanboy with him dipping her into a passionate and romantic kiss.
"I'llbe wearingyournose, andyou'llbe wearingmynose -- people's heads will explode and Fiona would totally fall In love with me!" Fanboy voices over excitedly.
-End of vision-.
"Oh, You'rebad!" Chum Chum giggles. "Chum chum, we are gonna rule the school. I'll even have a soft spot in Fiona's heart." He blushes at the thought of winning Fiona's heart.
They get to the school, and burst through the classroom in style.
"TA-DA!" They say together walking in, but noone seems to be paying attention except Fiona and Liberty as the clock ticks in the background.
"Liberty? Do they look a little different?" Fiona asked her little sister in confusion. "Kinda. I don't know what tho." She replies. She was as confused as Fiona was.
"Hmm, hey, Francine. Nose-tice anything different about me?" The boys bothgiggled. "You'reeven weirder than yesterday?" Francine answered quite annoyed. "Closebut...nosecigar!"
They both giggle again, causing Francine's eye to twitch.The boys go to their desks, next to the girls.
"I tell ya, this sure is my nose! I am definitely not wearing someone else's, for comedic effect." He pausesfor a second."Hey! look at my snout!" He looks at a girl namedYo."I'm like a little piggy. I play in the mud." He snorts, then laughs. Fiona and Liberty exchange looks at one another. "They switched noses." they say together not shocked at their actions. Chum Chum looked slightly irritated at Fanboy."Hey, are you saying my nose looks like a pig's?" He frowned. "Not at all. That's why you got to sell it with a noise." He snorts."See the difference? Comedy gold." He smiles causing the girls to glare at him. "That's rude my dude." Fiona says as the boy continues to be rude about Chum Chums nose. "You'renot being nice to my nose, I think I'll take it back now." Chum Chum tried to take back his nose, but of course, Fanboy gives him an excuse, "I would give you your nose back, Chum Chum, but we agreed to swap for Class Picture Day. And that meansallday. Lunch and recess included." The boy smirked, causing Chum Chum to get angry, making the girls try to calm him down, but doesn't work.
"I want my nose back!" Chum Chum tries to get his own nose again. "Butwe had a deal!" Fanboy fights back against Chum Chum.
"GIVE! ME! BACK! MY! NOOOOSE!"He gets so angry, Fanboy's nose blasts off his face, bounces off the blackboard, hits the fan, and lands back on his face. The girls gasps as Fanboy becomes starstrucked.
"ChumChum, that...was...amazing! Can you do it again?" Fanboy asks, not knowing his nose could do that. "I'll try."Once again, he gets angry enough. The nose flies off and blasts through Mr. Muffins coffee cup. Mr. Muffin looksat the leak in the cup."Jumping Joe!" He flips out a bit.
The nose bounces off the blackboard and lands in the fish tank. The goldfish eats the nose, spits it out of the tank, and the nose lands on one of the lights on the ceiling, making sparks fall down on Chum Chum as the nose falls back into place on his face.
"Wow Let's see what I can do withyournose!" Heconcentrates as hard as he could, then snorts, as Fanboy's body dangling in green snot with the girls moving away from Fanboy a little bit. "...ewwww..." They whispered together."Gross!/Ew!" All the kids screeched awayin disgust."Uh, your nose snotted on me. Bleh!" Fanboy says in disgust. "Hey! You got my cold!" He giggled a bit. Fiona and Liberty move their seats back to them."You have a cold?" Fanboy and Fiona say together in disgust."Not anymore." He smiled. Fanboysneezes, then was given a tissue from Fiona.
"Thanks Fi..." He smiles at her, then sneezes again into the tissue. 'Maybe it won't be so bad being sick.' he though to himself blushing as he looked away from Fiona.
The gang goes to see Chum Chum perform a magic show on the playground with Liberty as his assistant. Chum Chum pulls multicolored scarves out of Fanboy's nose. The kids with Liberty laugh while Fanboy stares, Chum Chum's nose dangling in snot, which Fiona whips off him with tissues.
Chum Chum is playing ping pong with Yo. Chum Chum takes off Fanboy's nose, using it as a ball, and serves it. While Yo uses her own paddle, Chum Chum uses his own face as his paddle. Between them, Fanboy is watching the nose-ball go back and forth, and his eyes follow of their own accord. "You told me he didn't really like Yo." Fiona looks at Fanboy with confusion. "He doesn't." He replied sounding really sick, glaring at Chum Chum with anger, making Fiona nervous.
Chum Chum presses the left nostril activating the nose's drill mode. He wanders all over a block of marble making smoke, when it goes away, a muscular statue of Chum Chum is revealed. Fanboy is watching this and sulks, with Fiona putting a hand on his shoulder, comforting him.
Fanboy and Fiona are strolling together when they see Chum Chum coming down, using the nose as a jetpack. He gives him a paper bag."I got you the nasal spray, but they were out of cough drops." He says nicely. "Change?" Fanboy asks sounding worse than before. ChumChum snots out three gold coins into Fanboy's hand and flies into the sun.
"Hey, I can see our house from here!" He yells.
In the cafeteria...
"What a day." Chum Chum sitsdown with Liberty sitting after balancing trays on his nose, looking at Fanboy. "Whydidn't you tell me your nose was so awesome?" He asks giggling.
"I did't know." He says sounding nasally."Excuse me?" Chum Chum asked then squeaked looking at Fanboy. He lookedworse than usual. His eyes bloodshot, his skin green, he has a towel on his shoulders and a humidifier is steaming on him with Fiona rubbing his back softly looking worried about him.He sniffled,"I did't doh!" He pushesaway humidifier, then removes his nose."Bleh. You know, Chub Chub, I was thinking." He snortsout a booger with Fiona wiping it with a tissue."Maybe you were right. Maybe we should switch back noses before the class picture. No reason why;" He snorts,"I'm just saying." Fiona puts the humidifier back with putting the towel back around him. "You need to keep the humidifier close so you can breathe Fanboy." She says softly trying to help him.
"I wish I could, but remember, we had a deal." He snortssome icing onto his brownie."Uh, I don't remember any deal." He states. "Oh, yeah, there was a deal." He snortsa cherry onto the brownie."Hmm, I don't think so." Fanboy denies the deal they made earlier that day.
"Maybethiswill refresh your memory."Chum Chum presses the right nostril. A recording of Fanboy from earlier is heard,"We agreed to swap for Class Picture Day. And that meansallday. Lunch and recess included." The recording ends, with the girls looking at Fanboy, awaiting HIS proof. Fanboy looks atthe nose camera."That doesn't sound like me." He says. "Yeah it does Fanboy." Both of the girls say together. "Does thislooklike you?"Chum Chum presses the left nostril, and a hologram of himself and Fanboy appears, "We agreed to swap for Class Picture Day. And that meansallday. Lunch and recess included." Fanboy wavesaway the hologram. "Allright, all right! Keep my nose!" He says in defeat.
"I was going to." He stated with the girls stuck in the middle of their argument again. "Good. great! I don't even care. Cause um...uh, your nose is...uh," He takes thenose off, "waybetter anyway." He puts thenose back on just to prove his point."Way!" He states. "If it means ya like getting sick, then that's you dude." Fiona chuckles. Fanboy looks at her. "Who's side are you even on?" He asks with her shrugging.
Chum Chum flingsa yo-yo with his nose. "Really? How so?" Fanboy thinks for a moment,"Well...I'm much better at playing the violin." He plays theviolin out of tune with Chum Chums nose, making its strings snap. "My violin for orchestra..." Fiona frowns, causing Fanboy to sweat outta fear nervously smile.
"Well,I'm glad we're both happy." He says."Me too." He sneezes, as his brain pops out. "Ugh." He groans as Fiona rubbed his back again. Chum Chum snortsout a tissue."Tissue?" He offered as Fanboy takes the tissue,nasal."Thank you." He wipes hisnose.
Back in the classroom, with Chum Chum is playing "What Child Is This" on a flute with his nose, while Yo, Nancy, Liberty, Fiona and Cher listen. Fanboy's voice on the P.A. interupts him. "Attention, Attention. Would student Chum Chum please report to the nurse's office? Student Chum Chum, please report to the nurse's office. And bring your nose." He pauses," And bring the beautiful Fiona with you. that is all."
Chum Chum is confused with Fiona knowing he might pull something evil. "This won't end well..." She whispered to herself, and left with Chum Chum.
Chum Chum and Fiona get to the nurse's office and sees Fanboy disguised as a nurse, disappointing Fiona, since she can see through the disguise. "Totally called it..." She whispered to herself again. "Um, you wanted to see Chum Chum and Fiona?" He asks.
"Oh, hello, dearie. Did you bring your nose and the beautiful Fiona?" Fanboy asked with an old lady voice. "Uh-huh. Why?" He asks again."I am...the school nurse." He clears histhroat,"As I'm sure you're aware, there's been an outbreak of nose lice."Chum Chum gasps, "NOSE LICE?!?" He panicked as Fiona facepalmed."Oh, yes." Fanboy says asChum Chum sits on the operating table."Well, the only way to be sure your nose isn't crawling with lice is to send it out to have it professionally picked." He getssome tongs ready."Okay? You're the nurse." He closeseyes and tilts head upward a little.
"I'm the nurse." He smirked evilly.
Fanboy snaps the tongs and guides them up to his own nose on Chum Chum's face. Just as he was about to grab it, he sneezes, making his face mask hang down in green snot blobs with Fiona is even more disappointed in the superhero. Chum Chum gasps."Fanboy! You've been the school nurse all these years, just so you could steal my nose?!?" He says angrily.
"It'smynose, and I want it back!" He lungesat him, but fails and crashes into a counter.
Chum Chum snorts out a flute and lands on one end of the room, forming a battle pose and spinning the flute high on his left arm. Fanboy stands on the other end of the room and forms his own battle pose and the two stare each other down.
"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!" He tripson Chum Chum's flute."Ah!" He hitsthe wall causing Fiona to go to him to make sure he's okay."You give me back my nose, you nose-lifter!"
"Not a chance!"
"I didn't want to do this, but you leave me nose choice." They pause,then they both giggle. "Nose." He giggle a bit more."Yeah, nose. Fineyou want to use my nose? Then I'm gonnauseyours!"
He snickers. "Whereare you going?!?" He asked scared.
In the hallway...
Lupe. Hola. How's it going? looking good. Can I borrow your gym bag?" He asks with Fiona and Chum Chum behind him. "Why would you let him use it?" Fiona asked her causing the girl to shrug. "It's a stinky." She tells him. He takesthe gym bag. "PerfectHe-he." He inhales, then puts head in gym bag. "That's disgusting Fanboy!" Fiona looks at him in disgust. "Gross! I can smell that!" He says gagging.
"Had enough, Chum Chum?" Fanboy askes thinking he won.
"Hi, Mr. Mufflin!" Chum Chum says as Mr. Muffin walks up to us. Fanboy pokeshis head out of the gym bag. "Mr.Mufflin?"
"Oh no." He whispered. "What?" It's just the teacher Fanboy. What's the problem?" Fiona asks confused. "Isee your hands are full, but could you scratch my nose?" He asked. "SureAnything for my students, I guess." Mr. Mufflin replied. "Oh no, Chum Chum don't..." Fiona then panicked in disgust knowing why Fanboy is freaking out. "Notwith his foot. Not with his foot. Not with his foot." He and Fiona say together in fear. Mr. Mufflin rubs hisstinky bare foot in Chum Chum's face.
"Mm, mm, mm." Chum Chum smirked evilly at Fanboy. "Ughmy nostrils are burning!" Fanboy gagged, while Fiona looked away I'm disgust gagging as well. "Ohyeah, baby." Chum Chum chuckles.
"Ahem." Fanboy clears his throat, catching Chum Chum's attention. "Ohno. What are you doing?" Fanboy giggles, and puts his head in the toilet. "Ooh, corn!" He says, as he hears Fiona vomiting in the trash can. "That's flipping gross dude!" She tells him after she lifts her head outta the trash, to pull him outta the toilet. ChumChum gags, as his face turns green as the toilet flushes. "Didyou want to use this?" Chum Chum retches, and farts into trash can.
"Now,you ready to switch back?" Fanboy askes asChum Chum takes off his nose."Ah, that's more like it."After a pause, Chum Chum puts his nose on his butt and rubs it against it. Fanboy gags, Chum Chum even farts on the nose. "Hewho dealt it did not smelt it." He puts thenose back on.Fanboy and Fiona groan, "Gross..." Fanboy and Chum Chum see Chuggystinky. "Chris Chuggy! Hmm." They both call to him as theygo over to Chuggy."Ah, nice and ripe. Huh, Chris?"Fanboy inhales deeply, causing Chum Chum to scream.
"Takethat!" Fanboy smirked at the boy as Fiona gags. "Y'all need to quit this..." She says as they ignored her. "Ohyeah? Take this!"He sniffs Chuggy.
"Ahh! yuck!"They constantly sniff Chuggy until he is clean and he passed his stink down to them. Chuggy runsoff."Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa." He screamed.
"Ready to give up now?" Fanboy asks.
"Never!"
"Then you're gonna smell what Fanboy's cookin'!" He grabs Fiona's hand and raninto the cafeteria. "The cafeteria?" He goesin after Fanboy and Fiona."Please don't let it be liver taco day!" ChumChum finds Fanboy in the kitchen.
"I didn't wanna do this. But if you won't give me my nose back, you'll never see yours alive again." He takesoff his nose and starts to dip it in a vat. "Fanboy you went too far this time!" Fiona panicked. Fanboy then realized he failed to impress Fiona like he wanted from his vision. "My nose!Don't hurt my nose! Don't hurt my little piggy nose." He plead.
"Pig nose?"Mrs. Cram takes the nose."What, did I miss one?" She squeaksthe nose, throws it into the vat, then leaves.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The boys and Fiona screamed. "Mynose! My nose! My nose!" Chum Chum cries as Fiona hugs him.
"Chum Chum, it's okay. It's not your nose! it's not your nose!" Fanboy tells him."Wha--what?" He whimpered, as Fiona looks at Fanboy in anger. "What do you mean it's not his nose Fanboy? We saw it fall in the Vat." She growled under her breath. He looked at both Chum Chum and Fiona,"I would never do anything to hurt your real nose, buddy. You're my best friend." This takes back Fiona and Chum Chum for a moment.
"Yeah, but --"
Fanboy takes out a ring box and opens it to reveal Chum Chum's real nose causing him and Fiona to gasp.
"Here's your real nose." He says as he saw, not just Chum Chum happy, but Fiona as well. Maybe he impressed her after all. "FanboyYou've made me the happiest boy alive."As he says this, he takes off Fanboy's nose and puts his own nose back. "Here."He presentsthe other nose to Fanboy, whose eyes begin to twinkle and water causing Fiona to giggle.
"Don't cry!" He putsback his own nose. nose."Yourgonna makemecry!" Theyboth chuckle.
"Attention students. Attention students. Please report for class picture"
"Ready to go, buddy?" Fanboy asked smiling. "You nose it!" The boys and Fionastart to laugh, then stop.
"Why did that seem so funny before?" Chum Chum asked with Fiona and him shrugging."Beats me, friend. Beats me." He says PullingChum Chum and Fiona toward him.
There is a flash of light and a shutter clicks. We see a still image of the boys and Fiona posing. Pull out to show that this is the class picture. The trio are posing happily, but Mr. Mufflin and the other students are reacting -- holding noses, gagging, because the boys smell so horrible. The trio come into view and admire the picture.
"It's our best picture yet." Chum Chum says as Fiona nods. "Yeah. And what a lucky break they went with scratch 'n' sniff pictures this year." Fanboyscratches the picture, releasing stink. The trio cough. "Y'all stink so bad, even in the picture." Fiona commented as Fanboy nods,"You always think it's gonna smell good, and it never does." They cough again.
"Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm." Chum Chum says as the trio laugh. This was the best start of their school year, Especially with Fiona and Liberty to join their adventures.
The end til next chapter!!
