"Who dares enter the temple of Crouching Chum Chum? I hear, but do not see." Chum Chum says.
"Ohhh, that is because I am hidden," Fanboy says revealing his ninja, "Hidden Fanboy. Ha ha!" He finishes as Liberty and Fiona's ninjas appear.
"And we're the hidden peace clan of doom, Lady Liberty and Forgotten Fiona, ha ha!" Fiona says with a chuckle. The ninjas begin to "fight".
They yell and make monkey noises as Oz appears. "Guys, seriously. Everyone knows there is only one fighting style that reigns supreme..." He says revealing a red ninja. "Breath of the Dragon!" He then roars rancid breath in their faces.
"EW!" The group say together. "Oh, the dragon ate an onion bagel, retreat, Hidden peace clan, retreat!" Fanboy yells.
"Super Samurai!" Oz says as the group giggled. Fanboy and Chum Chum hide behind the counter, while Fiona and Liberty sneak up on Oz. "That's right! Not in my dojo! Who's the ninja? Beat you again! In your face!" He yells as Fiona and Liberty jump on him, making him fall back. The boys then pounce on him, making the five laugh. Suddenly his mother, appears, seeing the group and Oz goofing off, instead of working. Oz then gently pushes the others off, nervously approching his mom.
"Hello, Mother. How's the knee?" He asks sweating nervously.
"Ozvald Harmounian, you promised you vere coming downstairs to work!" She yelled at him.
Oz then gets confused, "Iamworking. Seriously. The guys and girls are just helping me do product testing." He then cues to the group to do there thing. Fanboy's ninja is sticking through his ears and Chum Chum's is up his nose. The girls pretend to see if any arm or legs of their ninjas are broken.
"Results inconclusive." Fanboy says, with Fiona, Liberty, and Chum Chum giving him a thumbs up, smiling at Oz's mother.
"They need a little bit more testing, ma'am." Liberty say giggling. Oz's mother takes the groups ninjas.
"Hey!"
The group says frowning. "They are fine." She says as shespits on them and cleans them. "Ready to sell!" She finishes.
Oz then panics, "Sell? Wha -- what are you talking about?" Oz asked nervously. "Of course, sell! Vhy you think they call this a store?" His mother asked looking at Oz like he's stupid. "Because it's where I store my collection?" Oz says with a squeak.
"Ozvald Harmounian! I am dis close to throwing out all this junk and turning whole place into yogurt shop!" She then shows a ad reading "Oz's Mom's Yogurt." The group gasps,
"A yogurt shop? You wouldn't!" Fanboy says glaring at the old woman.
"Oh, you vant a bet? I already purchase goat." They all them hear a goat bleat from upstairs. "I'm coming, Mitzi! Just put it on pause for me!" She tells to the goat.
"Mom, please! Don't make me sell things! It's too soon! I'm not ready!" Oz begs.
"You've got til 6:00 to make a sale, and put money in jar." She says as she puts a pickle jar on the counter, then begins to go upstairs on her stair chair. Oz then grabs her leg, making them slowly go up the stairs,
"No, Mom, please! Seriously! It's not fair! Seriously, I can't sell them, I can't! If I sell them, I won't have them! Ihaveto have them, it's why I bought them! Seriouslee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee!" Mitzi bleats and he falls down the stairs.
"Sorry, Ozzy! Mitzi thought you were trying to steal our hot fudge!" She yelled from the top of the stairs. "I was..." Oz sits up, revealing he has horseshoes and fudge on his face, sobbing.
"Wecan'tlose Oz Comix! It's our home away from home! And it's Oz's homeunderhis home!" Chum Chum says scared.
"I agree with Chum Nugget. It's mine and Fiona's home away from home too." Liberty says as Fiona nods.
"It's also the only place that has Man-Artica and Lady-Flame comics!" Fiona says looking nervously at Fanboy.
"Relax, Chummerson, Lib Lib, and the Fantastic Fi. Oz can sell something. He can doanything. Right, Oz?" He and the others look at Oz, as he rocks back and forth.
"Can't...sell...my...stuff." He says slowly, with Fanboy and Fiona walking up to him.
"Oz, you don't have to sellallyour stuff," Fanboy says softly smiling.
"Just one thing." Fiona finishes smiling softly.
"Yeah one teensy-weensy thing, like..." Chum Chum runs toward a wall, then Oz blocks him, dark shadows giving him an effect. His eyes turn red and he makes a mop come toward him, via telekinesis, which he uses to guard. The group gasps.
"I'm sorry it's come to this, guys, but I must defend my collection." He sayspretending to make lightsaber sounds as he swishes the mop for several seconds. He soon coughs. "Don't make me choose between my babies! I can't choose between my babies!" He yells.
"Seriously?" Fanboy and Fiona ask together.
"Seriously." Oz confirms.
"Seriously?" Chum Chum and Liberty ask.
"I have never been more seriously." Oz confirms again.
"Oz, we're going to lose the store, okay? Isn't thereanythingyou can sell?" Fanboy askes, then Oz begins to sob. "No..." He says weakly.
Chum Chum then holds up a Crabulous action figure. "What about Crabulus: Destroyer of Worlds? You hate this guy. You said he sold out." Chum Chum suggests.
Fanboy holds up a Crabulous DVD. "Remember his exercise video?" Fanboy askes as Fiona looks at the case, annoyed.
"It's not even a good exercise video. Lady-Flame's exercise video has more buyers than this sell out. It's even worse than that Love Sentence knock off band, Hate Sentence!"
Fanboy then nods, putting an arm around her shoulder. "How right you are Fi, even tho I have no idea who Love Sentence even is." He says pointing at her with the free arm he has, as they smile at each other. Liberty smirks at them.
""Crabulus: Destroyer of Flab"". More like destroyer of street cred, heh." Oz says mockingly.
"So you'll sell it and save the store?" Fanboy askes removing his arm around Fiona's shoulder as the others look at Oz with a gleam of hope In their eyes.
"Yes. I will sell it." He says at the group high four each other.
It looks like Oz didn't keep his word. Every time a customer came in, he made excuses, so he wouldn't sell anything. For example: Michael walks in and holds up a dollar for the crab toy. "One Crabulus, please!" He says. Seems normal right? Wrong. O
destroys the register and "apologizes." "Sorry the machine is broken." He says as the boys growl while the girls look at Oz, angrily.
The next customer, Cheech, looks at Crabulus, then holds him, full of joy. "Are you familiar with our return policy? All items must be immediately returned!" Oz the takes the Crabulous from him, which makes the kid sad. Fanboy and Chum Chum growl again, while Fiona is holding Liberty back from attacking Oz.
Chuggy walks in waving a dollar. "Didn't you see the sign? "No shoes, no shrimp, no service". And I don't see any shrimp."" Oz glared at Chuggy.
"Wha?" He presents a shrimp on his tongue.
"That's a prawn." Oz slaps it away. "Get out." Chuggy and the prawn exit. "Well, guys, you can't say I didn't try." Oz sighed.
"Of course you didn't you idiot! Your gonna lose the store cause your too stubborn to sell anything!" Liberty yells out of anger.
"Oz, come on!" Fanboy says, as Fiona looks at Oz, with her arms crossed.
"Look, I can't sell it to justanyone!I need someone who knows how to treat a collectible, someone like me!" On cue, A dude that looks like Oz, only blonde, enters. He sees the Crabulous. "Ah! Ooh. Hey..." Oz's lookalike says excitedly.
Oz takes Crabulous away.
"We're closed!" He says sternly. "This store stinks, sincerely."The guy leaves. Chum Chum then pulls the others aside.
"I don't think he can do this." Chum Chum whispered to the group.
"Well, we'renotgonna lose the best hangout in town -- nay, the world -- just because he won't part with some crummy crab!" Fanboy says as the group stare at Oz.
"Do you have a plan Fanboy?" Fiona asked whispering.
"Of course I do Fi. We will sell it ourselves." The group then looks at Fanboy.
"Oh yeah, Oz would DEFINITELY allow that to happen, Fanboy." Fiona growled.
"Just watch and learn, my lady." He says, causing Fiona to give him a nervous look.
Fanboy grabs a bag of cheese puffs and eats them with Fiona. She LOVES cheese puffs. Actually, she loves cheese in general.
"Ah..." He eats a cheese puff, "Ah, this is the life: Eating cheese puffs with my lovely girl best friend and reading one of Oz's first edition comic books." Fanboy says, as Fiona eats a cheese puff. 'This is the best plan EVER...' Fiona thinks eating another cheese puff.
"I just need to get this plastic sleeve off." He starts to open the sleeve of the comic.
"NOOO!!!" Oz screamed running up to the cheese eating duo but runs into some plastic wall.
"Now, Chum Chum, and Liberty!" Fanboy and Fiona yelled.
Chum Chum pushes a cardboard back to fit the plastic wrapping."Clear!" Chum Chum says as Liberty begins to vacuum the excess space out of the plastic wrapping.
"This is seriously not cool." Oz says angrily.
"Sorry Oz, it's for your own good." Fanboy says hanging Oz on a hook from the ceiling with Chum Chum and Fiona's help.
"This way we can sell the crab and save the store." He finishes.
"I didn't know you guys cared that much. I wish there was some way I could stop you." Oz says even more angrily.
"That's the spirit!" Chum Chum says, as everyone hears a crunch sound. They all look at Fiona, who's munching on Cheese Puffs. She stops to look at the group. "Leave me alone, I love Cheese Puffs!" She continues to stuff her face, as Fanboy chuckles at her dorkiness.
"Okay, sales staff, let's get started. Prices here are outrageous. Take this price gun and mark this down." Fanboy says handing a price gun to Chum Chum who aims the price gun at the Crabulous and fires it. A stamp flies out and hits one of its arms, making it fall off. The group gasps. "Wicked!" The boys and Liberty say.
"I don't think it's sellable at this point." Fiona says nervously. "My turn! my turn!" Fanboy says as he fires the price gun, as it does the same as before. Fiona leans against his shoulder, causing him to slightly blush. "Nice aim dude. My turn!" She says grabbing the price gun. She shoots it, yet it misses the crab. She wasn't shocked.
Back in Mewni, her home dimension that the boys and other people don't know about yet, she never missed a shot, while now on Earth, she has lost her aim. I guess earth and home was different for the secret princess in a way.
"Go figure. My aim is horrible here." She says as Fanboy pats her on the back. "You'll get it next time Fi." He says causing her to smile at him.
"Watchthis!" Chum Chum grabs the gun from Fiona, holding up a mirror and fires the gun. The stamp flies everywhere before knocking off another arm. "Bravo, Chum Nugget!" Liberty cheered.
"Ooh. My turn!" Fanboy says as he grips the gun wrong, causing it to fire stamps everywhere. Some sputter across Oz's mouth, making a stamp smile. "This is awesome, Oz! We can sell the arms separately! What do you think?" Fanboy askes.
"He loves it! Look at that smile!" Chum Chum giggles, as the girls cheeks began to glow, without them noticing.
"Now, we need customers. So I thought, what better way to bring people into the store than get one of those big searchlights like they have at movie openings?" Fanboy suggests, as Fiona looks at him nervously, while Oz mutters worryingly. "Fire it up, gang!" Chum Chum and Liberty turns on a searchlight. The light shines from Earth to an open portal.
-at the portal-
Two figures began walking the streets of Galaxy Hills. One of the figures was a slim female. Her hair was as long to her waist, and sunshine blonde, and light skin. Her eyes were periwinkle blue, with hearts on her cheeks. Her bangs covered a bit of her eyes. Her outfit was a beautiful, long yellow dress, while wearing a lovely crown. She had a really warm smile, which gives away her kind nature, holding her family heirloom in her hand. It was a wand, with strong power in it. The other figure, was a tall, muscular man, with darker skin than the woman, brown hair, darker than his chocolate brown eyes. He has a mole under his left eye, just like Fiona. He had a bit of peach fuzz, wearing a yellow royal suit, also with a crown. As they walk pass, people began to bow for the couple. The portal then closes behind them.
"Ohhh Marco! I can't wait to see our babies! I miss them sooooo much!" The woman says with excitement as the man named Marco chuckled.
"I miss them too, Star. It's just that, isn't it a little harder to find them in this town? This isn't Echo Creek, ya know?" He asked his wife, who then points out the light at the comic shop.
"Found them!" She yells grabbing Marco by his arm, running towards the shop, their children are possibly at.
"SLOW DOWN STAR!"
-back at the comic shop-
One of the toys on the shelf begins to sizzle. "Did I leave my wax lips in the oven?" Fanboy askes as Fiona looks at him confused.
"The oven is at the lair, dude." She replies as the gang turns to look at the shelf and scream. The toys are melting due to the heat of the searchlight. Oz begins muttering again. Fanboy turns off the searchlight, as the girls glared at him.
"Smooth bro..." Liberty frowned.
"Ozvald! I'm taking Mitzi to Goat Park! Cuz vhen ve come back, you better have cash monies!" Oz's mom shouts from upstairs. "AHH! We're running out of time!" The gang says as they run in circles and bump into each other.
"We got to make sure the next person who comes in here buys something!" Fanboy says as the group nods. On cue, Lenny enters as the gang gets excited. "Ah, it's Lenny. Watch and learn, as I demonstrate the subtle art of the Hard Sell." Fanboy says, giving the group a little wink.
Before going up to Lenny, two other people enter the store, who Fiona and Liberty notice and gasps.
"Mom! Dad!" They run up to the couple, who then hug the girls, laughing. "What on Earth are you guys doing here?!" Fiona askes excited.
"Can your fun-loving, nacho eating, magic wielding parents, come see their beautiful girls?" Marco askes, as the girls giggled hugging them tighter.
"We have so much to tell you!!!" Liberty smiles as the girls pull away from their parents.
"Are you also gonna tell us about your cheek marks?!" Star askes excitedly, as the girls get confused. They then notice their cheeks glowing, as they gasp. The boys go up to them, seeing that the glowing fades, leaving marks on the girls faces.
Fiona had red moon cheek marks that points upwards, and Liberty has yellow star cheek marks, making the girls look at each other smiling.
The boys were confused. They don't know what is going on with the girls. They were hiding something from them and the cheek marks prove it.
Fiona looks at the confused boys. "We'll explain everything later." She says with a soft smile. They nod, but look a bit hurt at the girls hidden secret still.
"So what's going on here anyways kids?" Marco askes seeing Fanboy walking up to Lenny putting his plan in action. "Just watch Dad." Fiona replies with a nervous look on her face.
Fanboy goes over to Lenny, with a smirk on his face. "Hey, nice day for a purchase, eh, friend?" Fanboy asks putting an arm around Lenny, who then moves the superheros arm off him.
"Uh, actually, I just need change?" Lenny says showing the money he has in his hand. The girls parents observe the boy's plan. So far, Marco is looking a bit confused, while Star, is tempted to use her wand to help Fanboy, which Fiona tells her not to intervene.
"Look, buddy, my managers are breathing down my neck over there." Fanboy points to Chum Chum and Liberty. Chum Chum sniffs his hand and stares at them, while Liberty is listening to Love Sentence on her 10p3 player. Her mom was always so proud.
"Now, what's it gonna take formeto getyouinto this action figure today?" Fanboy asked as Fiona decides to intervene. "Fanboy, ya done enough." She says trying to pull him away.
"Uh...that doesn't make sense." Lenny says. "I'll tell you what doesn't make sense, my friend: You passing up a bargain like this!" He then puts the Crabulous in Lenny's face. "Look at these claws." He says as another arm falls off. "Oh, heh-heh. That's supposed to happen." He chuckles nervously.
Fiona sighed, then goes to grab the wand from her mother. "Fiona Lorena Butterfly-Diaz!" She yelled as the wand turned into Fiona's wand design. It looked like a glass red moon, with black wings on both sides, with a red handle. "Sorry Mom, but I have an idea!" Fiona says as Star looks at her daughter nervously.
"Yeah, I-I-I just remembered, I need to...not be in here right now." Lenny says backing away. Fiona runs up, as the wand begins to glow along with her cheek marks. The group and Lenny see this, and begin to get nervous.
She hopped into the air, as her cheeks and wand grew brighter. She then aims the wand at Lenny, who was scared of the girl. If she can scare him into buying the crab, then the shop will be saved!
"RED MOON BLAST!"
A red slash blast then aims for Lenny, who dodges the blast. She then does it again, making the guy scared out of his mind.
"WAH! Fine! I'll buy it!" Lenny panicked. Fiona's wand and cheeks stop glowing, as the others looked at Fiona surprised, then looked at Lenny. "Really?" Everyone says together.
"Whatever it takes to get out of here..." Lenny says weakly, hoping what Fiona did wouldn't happen again. Fanboy slowly hands Lenny the Crabulous. Lenny slowly gives him the dollar. The gang and the girls parents slowly gets more eager.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They all hear Oz scream. Fiona points her wand at Oz, who breaks himself off the hook and block Fanboy and the others.
"No, Oz, this is our chance!" Fanboy shouts while Fiona uses some of her mother's old spells on Oz. Mainly Cupcake blast or Narwhal blast. He still blocks them.
Star and Marco just look at each other nervously. "Look, man, just take the dollar, and give me the toy so I can leave!" Lenny yells, yet Oz still blocks them. He falls down on them, freeing himself from the display case.
Star and Marco, go to help the kids get out from underneath the display case. Lenny opens the door and leaves.
"WEIRDOS!"Lenny yells slamming the door shut. Fiona then blasts Oz outta anger with a harmless, unnamed spell.
"Ozvald! I'll be downstairs in vone minute! You better have cash monies!" Oz's mom yells.
Marco looked at the grown man, confused. "Why do you still live with your mother and her rules?" He asks as Star shushes him.
"She's coming, and the pickle jar is empty!" Fanboy panicked. Oz begins crying and rolling on the floor.
"What are you doing?" Chum Chum asked.
"It's called keening. It's how the Celtic people expressed their sorrow when their villages were ransacked and turned into yogurt shops." Oz answers.
"Oh, keening. I get it now." Fanboy says as he, Chum Chum, and Oz begin doing what Oz is doing for several seconds.
The girls and their parents look at each other, with Fiona sighing. "Well I guess I'll find a way to get the new Man-Artica and Lady-Flame comics." Fiona then tries to use a sunshine spell, for it to turn into rain clouds. "Man..." She sighs again.
All of a sudden a man with a Fedora comes in, "Say, you mugs, knock off that keening. I'm trying to get a load of that swell pickle jar.It's a dandy. How much you want for it?" The man askes as the group looks at him in shock, making the rain clouds turns into sunshine. Star and Marco then looks at the kids happily, as they see the sadness going away.
"Eh, you wanna...buythat pickle jar?" Fanboy asked confused.
"Why, this little beauty is the most valuable pickle jar collectible there is." Fedora man says.
"Really? What's it worth?" Fanboy askes as Fiona raised an eyebrow.
"The last time a jar of this caliber came up at auction, it fetched one dollar." The man then presents a dollar to them.
"Huh?" Fiona and her Dad looked at the man dumbfounded.
"Sold!" Fanboy yells taking the dollar.
"WHAT?!" Fiona and Marco shout together. Liberty high fours Chum Chum and her mom.
"Pleasure doing business with you! Suckers."the man closes door, leaving the store.
"I can't believe it! We made a sale!" Fanboy yelled excitedly as Fiona and him hug jumping up and down. "Even tho it was a bogus price!" Fiona says laughing. Star and Marco notice the boy and their daughters interaction. Star smirked at her Husband, who was glaring at the boy.
"Marco. Let her have a chance at love and preteenhood. She is going to be queen of Mewni someday, so might as well let her have fun and fall in love while she can!" Star says as Marco looks at her, softly smiling at her.
"I know, but...I'm scared she's growing too quickly. She's going to be holding the Heirloom of the Butterfly Queens." He says, with his voice shaking nervously. Fiona and Liberty, are his two little girls, he has right now. Diana was stuck in her everlasting sleep. He can't bare to lose his little girls to love or magic, or deal with what Diana is dealing with.
"Marco, they'll be fine. It looks like Fiona can handle her magic, and taking care of Liberty. Even slowly crushing on someone her age. She's doing great..." She says as both she and Marco see the girls and their friends happy, softly smiling at them. "You're right Star..." Marco says as his nervousness disappeared.
Oz begins to dance. "The store is mine. My stuff is safe. Who's the man? In your face!" He suddenly points at his mother. His arm detaches and explodes. "Oh, good evening, Mother. How's the hip?" Oz asked nervously.
Oz's Mom takes dollar, stretches and chomps it. "Vell, Oz-ila, you did it. You can keep your little comic shop. For now." His mom says. "YAAAAAY!" The group high fours happily. "Ho-kay, no yogurt shop. Ooh, I better get Mitzi out of the freezer." Mitzi bleats from upstairs.
"Wow, I survived. And I didn't have to part with a single precious thing, not even this silly Crabulus exercise video." Oz says as the group laughs.
"Hey wait a minute..." Fanboy says looking at the girls and their parents. "You two got some explaining to do. Who really are you guys and how do you have magic powers?" Fanboy and Chum Chum glare at the girls, who then smile at them.
"We're magical princesses, from another dimensions!" Fiona says as she made a small version of the blood moon, that shatters seconds after it's created.
"And those people, are our parents. Queen Star Butterfly-Diaz, and King Marco Butterfly-Diaz of Mewni!" Liberty announced.
"So that means, we're friends with princesses!" Fanboy says excited.
"Your not mad, about us lying to protect ourselves?" Fiona askes nervously as Fanboy hugs her.
"Never Fi! I wish we knew sooner!" He laughs as Star and Marco smile at him. He then let's go of Fiona, to let her give back the wand. Star then looks at Fiona smiling.
"Keep it." She says making her daughter shocked.
"Huh?!" Fiona looked at her, nervously.
"You obviously are ready to take power over our family heirloom. Now have fun and be safe. Mostly have fun." Star says as Marco opens a portal to Mewni. They hugs the kids.
"Fiona, we know you and Liberty will do amazing things with the wand. Just do NOT overdue it." Marco says as Star elbows him lightly. They then leave the group and close the portal. The group examine the wand excitedly, hoping for the best adventures with Fiona and her new wand!
A/N: Hey sorry it took so long! Life is weird rn and it's been rough! Yeah I need to tell you I'm crossing Svtfoe and Fanboy Chum Chum together. Fiona and Liberty are Starco kids and I reedited the first ever chapter! I also renamed the story so yeah. See you next chapter! 3
