I really happy for the turnout and support this and I thank all of you. I also will let you know this will be episode will be placed into two parts. I might have the next part this weekend because I have family coming over this week because Wednesday is the first anniversary of my Aunt's death last year and I will have to be their for my family. I will also get to my Doctor Who, Star War's and Psych stories as well and I recommend you all check them out as well.
And just a reminder Dipper and Mabel have names that coincide with the whole 'L' thing the Loud family have. Dipper's name is Lucas, while Mabel's is Leia. Their canon names are their nicknames.
My favorite sister's are Luna and Leni, let me know who's yours.
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Enjoy!
The Legend of the Gobblewonker
It was morning in Gravity Falls, everyone was getting up to do whatever they did on a normal day. For the residents of the Mystery Shack, they were doing something different instead of having a normal breakfast. Everyone, minus Stan, were having breakfast earlier, but they were now busy cheering on Dipper and Mabel, who were having a Syrup Race, which was to see who can get a drop of syrup into their mouth first.
The events that had happened a couple of days ago with the Gnomes wanting to Mabel to be their Queen, was still fresh in their minds. Nothing else like that had happened since then, but they wondered what else the town or surrounding forest had to offer.
"Chug, chug , chug!" Their siblings chanted.
"C'mon Mabel, I bet some money on you." Lola said.
"You can do it bro!" Luna encourage.
"C'mon Luke, show her what you are made of!" Lincoln encouraged his older brother.
Both Lucas and Leia were neck and neck but Leia got the idea of tapping the bottom of the bottle and the syrup dripped on her tongue.
"Yes! Cough… I did it!" Mabel said and got hoisted on Lori shoulders.
"Ha! Pay up suckers." Lola said triumphantly.
"What?! C'mon, that's poor sportsmanship, she cheated!" Lynn said.
"Sorry sis, there was no rules involved." Mabel said.
"Fine." Lynn grumbled and handed some money to Lola.
"Hey guys check this out." Lincoln said and showed everyone.
Leia gasped and said," Human-sized hamster balls? I'm human-sized!"
"I guess you'll be, on a roll with that. Ha, ha!" Luan joked, and everyone minus Mabel groaned.
"Ooo, does it come in turquoise?" Leni asked.
Lincoln rolled his eyes and said," No, not that. This." He said showed everyone an article of a monster photo contest Ad.
"Please, we've seen weirder stuff like that every day. Did we get photo's of those Gnomes?" Dipper asked.
"Nope, but I did get some hair and a pointy hat from them." Leia said.
She then held them out for everyone to see. Why she had them at that exact moment, no one knew.
"Why?" Lori asked weirded out.
"I wanted a hat for Mr. Coconut's." Luan said.
"While the hair is for Lisa's and Dipper's study on the town." Mabel added.
"If Mythological creatures are indeed real, then I need to study them. Our brother's book that he located in the forest has adequate information regarding these phenomenon. But I am thorough, and I require specimen samples from the field." Lisa explained.
"You're not going to publish your findings are you?" Luna asked.
Lisa scoffed and said," Of course not, I would be the laughing stock of the scientific community. The Nobel Prize Committee will also revoke my award. This is merely a personal study."
Grunkle Stan came into the room in a shirt and in his boxers and said," Morning everyone, I heard yells of victory, who won?"
"Leia did and I won 10 dollars." Lola said proudly.
"Heh, that's my little gambler." Grunkle Stan said impressed and ruffled Lola hairs.
"What, hey!" she said and fixed her hair.
"Now, do any of you know what day it is?" Stan asked.
"Ooo, is it Wednesday?" Leni asked.
"Um… happy anniversary?" Dipper said.
"Mazel tov!" Mabel said.
Stan hit Dipper on the head with a newspaper and walked to the fridge and said," It's Family Fun Day, genius's! We're cuttin' off work an having one of those, you know… bonding-type deals."
Normally they would be happy with getting off work, but considering what kind of person their Great Uncle was, they had the right to be skeptical.
"This isn't like the last time is it? Because I will literally not make counterfeit money again." Lori said.
"The ink was dark like my existence." Lucy said, which made Lori and Lana move their seats away from her a bit.
"Yeah, like couldn't stand being there for another second. I do not look good in Prison Orange." Leni said and shuttered.
"We were in the County Jail for only a day." Lincoln pointed out.
"I know but orange is ugly… but it looks good on you Lincoln." Leni added the last part with blush when she caught what she said, and the look Lincoln, who wore orange, was giving her.
Grunkle Stan pinched the bridge of his nose and said," No it isn't like that. It's going to be fun. Now, who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?" He said the last part cheerfully.
"Ya!" Everyone said cheerfully.
"Wait, what?" Dipper said, realizing what he said.
"Say again, dude?" Luna said, realizing as well.
Everyone was now in a Minivan Stan had purchased or however he got it once the Loud Siblings had arrived.
The Minivan had 'Go to the Mystery Shack' on it and it was covered in Mystery Shack related signs on it, which made everyone feel embarrassed and they all hid their faces, except Lucy and Mabel, because Lucy didn't care and Mabel took it in stride and actually liked it.
"Y'know for the short time we've been with our Grunkle Stan, we've learned a few things from him and this situation is one. When he takes us somewhere or decides to do something together, it usually has an ulterior motive to it and today is not an exception." Dipper said to the readers.
"Did you call Bobby about the lake?" Leni asked Lori.
"Yeah, he, Ronnie Anne, his cousin and friends are going as well." Lori said excitedly.
"Hey bro, Ronnie is going to be there." Luna said teasingly and poked Lincoln's shoulder.
Lincoln rolled his eyes and said," Very funny, but I have something to give her."
Lincoln took off his blindfold for second to take out the Locket he got and showed it to her and everyone else, once they took off their blindfolds.
"That's so sweet, Linc." Lynn said.
"Yeah, ah, young love." Lori said dreamily.
"If you need musical accompaniment, you know where to find me bro." Luna offered.
"And if you want me to knit you guys matching sweaters you can always ask me or Leni." Mabel offered and Leni nodded.
"Hey, put those back on." Stan ordered, and everyone did.
"That's better. But if you want my advice on love. It works for some people but not me, it's dumb. I once married a girl but we ended up divorced a couple of hours later. My advice for you kids, enjoy it when you're young and not when you're old and have Cataracts." Grunkle Stan said with shrug.
Everyone looked at each other, or they thought they did, due to the blindfolds, not just because of the useless advice that was given to them, but the fact that their Great Uncle may had admitted he had Cataracts, and was driving.
"Wait, Grunkle Stan, do you have Cataracts?" Dipper asked uncertainly.
Grunkle Stan started to drive on the wrong side of the road and then swerved back into the right lane when a truck came barreling down the road and the kids screamed.
"Sure do kid. Wait… is that a Woodpecker?" He said and drove through wooden guardrail and into the forest with the kids screaming in terror again.
After going through the forest and then back onto the road everyone got out of the van, which was covered in branches and sticks, shaken up and relieved to be out of the car.
"Next time… I drive." Lori said, taking breaths and everyone nodded.
"Alright kids, you can take off your blindfolds now."
Everyone took off their blindfolds, and found their Great Uncle to be wearing fishing attire. They also noticed they were at the town lake and the most noticeable thing was a huge banner that said 'FISHING SEASON: OPENING DAY'.
"The reason we're here is because it's fishin' season stars today!" Grunkle Stan.
"That's why we're here? Fishing is stupid." Lori scoffed.
"Yeah, it's gross, why would I catch smelly fish with worms. Bleh!" Lola said in disgust.
"Are you kidding? That's the best part!" Lana said excitedly.
"There are exactly 108 different species of Freshwater Fish in the State of Oregon. I wonder how many there are in this very lake." Lisa said and wrote something down in her Notebook.
"I know fishing is considered a sport for some. But I never got into fishing, doesn't catch my interest." Lynn shrugged.
She then noticed Luan and Mabel giggling a little and said, "That joke was unintentional."
"Aw c'mon it'll be fun. The whole town's here!" Stan said.
Everyone looked around and saw various town's folk around the lake or on the beach. One was fishing and had a frying pan with her, a reporter or photographer was taking pictures of a man who caught a big fish but soon fell into the lake when the flash of the camera took him by surprise.
There was also a big burly man who was fishing with his sons, but had actually grabbed a fish out of the water with his bare hands, and then started to beat it up. His sons cheered him on with another man in a different boat cheering him on too.
"See, that's some quality family bonding!" Stan pointed out.
"Why do you want to bond with us all of a sudden?" Luna asked with a crossed arms.
"Come on, this is gonna be great! I've never had fishing buddies before. The guys from the lodge won't go with me: they don't "like" or "trust" me." Stan said.
"I think he actually wants to fish with us." Mabel whispered to Dipper and Leni, who were near them.
"Hey, I know what'll cheer you sad sacks up." Stan handed the kids hats that had their names on it." There, Pine/Loud family fishing hats! That's hand stitching. I could be good with clothing too, huh Leni?"
Leni looked at her hat with a raised eyebrow and saw the 'I' in her name peeled off a little. It needed work, but she was touched that her Great Uncle had tried to make something for her.
"Needs a little work Grunkle Stan, but overall, good first try." She said with a smile and put it on but had to take off because a pin poked her head.
"So, just gonna be all of us, the hats on a boat for ten hours!"
"Ten hours?" Lucas said.
"I brought the joke book!" Stan said and held a book called '1001 Yuk' em Ups, Approved by Uncles'.
Everyone eyes widened in fear, even Lucy's eyes were semi visible through her bangs, except for Luan who eyes widened in delight.
Before anyone could voice their objections someone started screaming something and they all looked to see a short old man that looked like a Hillbilly running from the docks yelling and crashing into things.
"I SEEN IT! I SEEN IT AGAIN! The Gravity Falls Gobblewonker! Come quick before it scrabdoodles away! He yelled and started dancing.
"Aww… he's doing a happy jig!" Mabel exclaimed.
"You want to do it to Mabes?" Leni said with equal enthusiasm.
"Let's!" She said and they did together while their siblings looked at them strangely.
"What is happening?" Lincoln said with a confused expression.
Old man McGucket ran to them and yelled," NOO! It's a jig of grave danger!" He yelled which made both Mabel and Leni back up in fear and awkwardness.
A man came out of the main lake building and started spraying Old Man McGucket with a spray bottle and said," Hey, hey! Now what did I tell you about scaring my customers? This is your last warning dad!"
"But I got proof this time, by gummity!" McGucket yelled and ran to the docks with some people following him.
"Well, as if this town couldn't get any nuttier, we met the nuttiest of them all! Ha, ha!" Luan said and her siblings minus, Grunkle Stan and Mabel, who chuckled, groaned and went to check it out with a shrug.
"I'm telling you Luan, keep that up and you'll make your own Joke book." Stan praised.
"I agree sis." Leia said and Luan blushed a little.
When they got close enough to the docks they found a broken boat.
"It chawed my boat up to smitheroons, and shim-shammed over to Scuttlebutt Island! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!"
"Attention all units! We got ourselves a crazy old man!" Sheriff Blubs mocked.
Everyone minus, the Loud's laughed at Old Man McGucket while his son shook his head in shame.
"Well, that literally just happened." Lori said with a raised eyebrow.
"That was a couple of minutes of my life I won't get back." Lola deadpanned.
"I agree." Lucy said from behind her and Lola jumped in fright.
"Well let's get the boat untied." Grunkle Stan said and untied a boat, big enough to hold everyone.
Lori sighed and was about to walk over to him when she heard someone calling her name and saw Bobby waving at her. He was with his cousin Nate, and his friends, which included Wendy and Ronnie Anne who were near a Volley Ball court.
"C'mon babe! We're waiting on you!" He called.
"Catch you guy's later." She said and ran to them with Lincoln and Leni.
"Wait for me! I want to play some Volley Ball!" Lynn called and ran after them.
Stan sighed and said," Well it just leaves us then."
"Actually, I found a shady enough spot to write some Poems. Sorry." Lucy said and walked off.
"What about you guys?" Stan said hopefully.
"Sure thing, I want to play with some worms and try to catch a fish with my hands!" Lana said and got into the boat.
Lola sighed and said," Fine, but you better not put any of those icky worms on my hair." She said and followed her twin.
"I will as well, I'll see if I can make a chemical that can destroy all the waste and or disposable products in the lake." Lisa said and got in.
"C'mon Mabel let's go." Dipper said and got into the boat with Mabel.
"Meh, why not." Luna said and got in with Luan behind her.
"Well, this will do, c'mon you guys." Grunkle Stan said and started the boat.
Dipper and Mabel were in the back of the boat with Luna and told her their plan of find the monster and taking a picture of it and get the cash money.
"I don't know dudes, that seems risky, I mean I highly doubt Grunkle Stan would want to do that." Luna said skeptically.
"C'mon if we do, well give you some of the prize money." Lucas said.
"And you can buy a new Guitar, a custom made one that you make into your own image." Leia said.
Luna's eyes glazed over in thought and then had a wide smile and said," You got yourself a deal little bro and sis." She said and they fist bumped.
"Yeah! Monster hunt! Monster hunt!" Mabel said.
Grunkle Stan stopped the boat at a spot and then started to teach the others how to fish while the other 3 looked around to find a nearby boat they could use.
"What up dawg's!" A voice said.
The three looked to see Soos on his own boat coming towards them and stopped.
"Soos, my man, what's happening?" Luna said and high-fived him with Mabel doing the same.
"Good to see you two, I was heading to Scuttlebutt Island to see if I can catch a sight of the lake monster, do you guys want to come?"
"We sure do. We'll come back later Grunkle Stan." Dipper said and climbed onto Soos's boat.
The boat took off before Stan could say anything.
Stan sighed and said," Alright, who's up first?"
Lana held up her hand and said," Ooo, ooo, me!"
"Alright kiddo, cast away." Stan said.
Lana put on her fishing cap, latched a worm onto the hook and threw the cast backward, and then forward, and the line went into the water.
Grunkle Stan looked impressed and said," Nice ca-"
"My Tiara!" Lola exclaimed in horror as she felt her head, and it was gone.
"Luna, a little, man with a plan music?" Dipper said.
"You got it bro." She said and played her Guitar.
"We're off to find the Monster!" Dipper said.
"We're gonna win the photo contest!" Mabel exclaimed.
"Right on!" Luna said and raised her fist.
"Do any of you dudes have sunscreen?" Soos asked.
All three siblings looked at each other for a moment but Luna smiled and pulled something out of her pocket.
"I gotcha Soos. Never leave home without it during the Summer."
"You're the best sis." Leia said and they continued on.
What they didn't notice was a strange shape had swam by under the boat and then disappeared.
Rally 2! Coming up!" Lynn said and spiked the ball.
"Oh no you don't Loud, humph!" Wendy said and hit it.
"Nate, coming at you!" Bobby said.
"I got it cuz, take this!" He said and got it over the net.
"I got it, I got it!" Thompson said and was about to slap it but it went over his head and landed on the ground.
"Dude! Thompson, get your head in the game!" Robbie said.
"Booya! Another point for us!" Lynn cheered.
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne were sitting in a shady spot near the game, Lincoln had given her the Locket and she was touched, and joked how romantic he was, which made him blush a little. And they decided to hang out and watch their siblings play.
"Man, Summer Vacation and we were made to come here, this is lame." Ronnie said.
"Yeah, we thought that staying with our Grunkle Stan would be boring but it's becoming fun."
"How so?"
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you." Lincoln said.
"Alright, so where is he and the rest of your family?"
"Well he's probably out fishing, that's why we're out here, I saw him take Lola, Lana, Luan, Lisa, Lucas, Leia and Luna. But I think I saw Soos and he took Leia, Lucas and Luna to Scuttlebutt island. Which I assume to find that Lake Monster that old guy was rambling out. I mean, I wouldn't mind looking for it, but I didn't feel like it."
Ronnie snorted and said," They actually believed him? I wouldn't be surprised if he said Bigfoot was real and they play Poker."
The both of them laughed and continued to watch the game, as usual, Lynn was dominating the other team and they laughed again when Nate's friend Lee spiked the ball but inadvertently knocked down Thompson and he ended up eating sand.
"So, why aren't you with your Great Uncle Stan?" Ronnie asked, after laughing.
Lincoln shrugged and said," Thought it would boring, and I get the feeling he doesn't like us."
Ronnie's eyes widened and then punched Lincoln in the shoulder and he yelped in pain and rubbed his sore arm.
"What was that for?" He said.
"For being an idiot. He actually wanted to spend time with you guys and half of you decided to ditch them, you guys should be with him, spending time with him, share jokes and stuff. I know you guys think he doesn't care but he does but he doesn't show it well but he does. So stop being dumb and go hang with him, I'll be fine." She said.
"Wow, I guess you're right. I'll get the others, pretty sure Bobby gave the same talk to the others but I gotta find Lucy."
"I'm right here." The person in question said next to them and both kids jumped.
"Sorry, I was going to get you to see if we can go with Grunkle Stan, I was thinking about how we ditched him." She monotone.
Lincoln calmed down and said," Right, let's go get Lori, Leni and Lynn then. Thanks Ronnie." He said.
He got up to get the rest of his siblings, while Ronnie Anne grinned.
"So when you feel a tug, reel that puppy in. You got it Lola?" Grunkle Stan said.
"Yeah, I think I do, what are we going to do with it once we catch it?" Lola asked.
"What fish are meant for, we catch, gut, fry or however you like it and then eat' em." Stan explained.
Lola grimaced, looked at her twin and said," You get to do the gutting, that's gross." Lana grinned at getting that job.
"Grunkle Stan, I suggest we move a couple of meters closer to the area with the birds circling around, it's their eating grounds and we'll find a concentrated amount of fish." Lisa said.
"Yeah I find that area fishy." Luan said and chuckled.
"That's a good one, haven't heard good jokes like that in a while. Thanks for the tip Lisa, your alright for a Brainiac." Stan said
"Thank you." Lisa said with a slight smile.
"Thanks Grunkle Stan, you're the best." Luan said.
"Alright then, First Mate Lana. Turn to port and go where your sister said." Grunkle Stan said.
"Aye, aye Captain!" Lana said with a salute and turned on the engine.
"You know what Grunkle Stan, I actually hated coming here for the summer but I'm really starting to enjoy it. Thanks for taking us here." Lola said and hugged him with the others following suit.
Stan patted her back and smiled a little but soon went back to his normal face so no one would see him but he knew his other Grandnieces saw it but didn't mind.
Meanwhile, the S.S. Cool Dude and it's passengers were approaching Scuttlebutt Island. The three Loud siblings were at the front of the boat, watching for anything.
"Man dudes, this is giving me some Thriller vibes." Luna said with a shiver.
Leia was busy using a Pelican as a Ventriloquist, as she hoped to lighten the mood.
"Hey! How's it going?" As the Pelican, "It's going awesome! Bow bow, buh bow bow!"
"Sis, you should leave the little dude alone, you don't know where it's been." Luna said.
"Aw I don't mind! Hey, look I"m drinking water!" Mabel then drank some while talking through the bird. "Twinkle, twinkle little sta-"
Mabel then ended up choking on some, and started to cough as the Pelican flew away.
Luna patted her on the back and said," Let it out. Take deep breaths."
Dipper looked at his twin and said," Aren't you supposed to be doing lookout?"
"Look out! Mabel said and threw a volley ball at Dipper, and it hit his arm.
Mabel giggled and said," But seriously. I'm on it."
They all lost their balance when the boat jolted to a sudden stop, due to it crashing into the shore of the island.
Everyone started to get out, while Leia said," See? We're here! I'm a lookout genius! Hamster ball, here we come!"
They all walked, and took in the area. The area was thick with fog, and it was hard to see, but luckily, Dipper had a lantern to light the area.
Luna shivered and said," Dudes, the creepy vibes keep comin. I'm pretty sure Lucy would love to be here."
They then come to large sign, that was nailed to a tree that said 'Scuttlebutt Island."
Soos stepped in front of it, and said," Dudes, check it out, Butt Island." He said as he covered the 'Scuttle' part of the sign.
Mabel and Luna laughed at that, except for Dipper.
"Nice one, man." Luna praised.
"Soos you rapscallion! Hey! Why aren't you laughing? Are you scared?" Mabel teased Dipper.
Dipper waved her off," You, right! I'm not-"
Mabel poked him in the nose, blew a raspberry and said," Yeah, you are!"
Dipper tried to defend himself, but he dropped the lantern as Mabel continued to poke him," Quit! Stop! Mabel!"
Luna giggled at her siblings antics, but then froze up when growling noise was heard in the distance.
She looked at Soos and said," Dude, please tell me that was your stomach."
Soos shook his head and said," Nah, my stomach normally sounds like whale noises."
Both she and Mabel put their hears to the Handyman's stomach and listened. Sure enough, his stomach did sound like a whale.
"Wow, wicked." Luna said impressed.
"So majestic." Mabel marveled.
A Possum then grabbed the lantern, and ran away.
"Our lantern!" Dipper yelped, as the area became slightly darker.
Luna placed a comforting hand on his shoulder and said," No worries bro, as long as we stick together. We'll be cool."
Dipper nodded at his sisters words and said," Right, let's keep looking.
They walked around for a few minutes, but all they found so far was more fog, and the local wildlife. To pass the time, Mabel, Soos, and Luna were singing.
"We're looking around for the Gobblewonker, and get's it's picture so we can win some cash." Luna sang, as she strummed her guitar.
"We hope, to find him, and get my giant hamster ball!" Leia sang in.
"Yo dudes, we got the stuff, to find the monster, wickity, wickity what." Soos rapped.
"That was awesome." Luna said with and high-fived them.
"Yeah, we should form a band, remember when we did that for the family talent show?" Mabel said.
"Sure do sis, I got to meet Mick Swagger." Luna said with a smile at the memory.
"What happened?" Soos asked.
"We formed a family band, Luna took control and went overboard. Apologized and we actually won. A guy helped her with apologizing to us and it was Mick himself, we found her and dad passed out on the ground and she had the biggest smile when she came to." Dipper said.
"Yeah, good times… hey, do you guys hear that?" Luna said.
A growling noise, which sounded like the one from before echoed through the area, with a flock of birds flying away.
Dipper looked at everyone excitedly and said," This is it! This is it!"
The group walked around for few minutes until they spotted a lake monster silhouette near the shoreline and they ducked behind a log.
"Everyone, get your camera's ready!" Dipper said.
Soos and Leia took out their cameras while Luna took out her Phone and turned on its camera setting.
"Ready? GO!"
Soos yelled, jumped over the log and started snapping photos at random. While the 3 siblings followed suit and took photos. But as they got closer they discovered the silhouette was just the remains of a wrecked boat with Beavers there.
"But… but what was that noise, then? I heard a monster noise!" Dipper said in disbelief.
The noise resonated again and everyone looked around and Luna spotted something.
"Hey dudes, I think it was that." She said.
They looked and saw a Beaver chewing on a rusty old Chainsaw and it activated it from time to time.
"Sweet! Beaver with a chainsaw." Soos said and took a picture of it.
"Maybe that old guy was crazy after all." Dipper said in defeat.
"He did use the word "scrapdoodle". Leia said.
"I think he was too but don't look down, at least we tried and all that matters dudes." Luna said encouragingly.
Dipper smiled at his sister, feeling a little better, and said,"Thanks Luna, you're the best."
Luna smiled, took off his hat, ruffled his head. She knew and the rest of her family knew that Dipper didn't like it when they did that, due to it messing with the way he had his hair so his birthmark wouldn't show. But, they all did it anyway, just to see how flustered he would get, or to tease him.
"Anytime little bro."
Meanwhile with Stan and the remaining Loud's, they had decided to play some jokes on some of the other fishermen.
"My fish!" Someone yelled as it was taken away.
Everyone laughed as Lana reeled in the fish and put it with the other fish they stole.
"I knew it, there's fish in dar hills… yikes, even I found that quite bad. Someone better cast me out then. Ha, ha!" Luan said.
"I suggest we try the boat with the face-centered cubic crystal structure." Lisa said and saw the blank stares.
Lisa sighed and said," The couple with the Diamond."
"I gotcha sis, c'mon, mama needs a new ring!" Lana said and casted the line.
"Rosanna, will you marry me?" The man said as he brought out the Diamond ring.
The lady tears up and said," Oh, Reginald! Yes."
Before he could put it on her, Lana's cast snatched it out of his hand she reeled it in.
"Ha! I got it Grunkle Stan!" Lana cheered.
Lola looked at it and said," Wow, that is a beauty. The guy paid well."
"We've should've gone fishing earlier, the other's are missing out." Grunkle Stan said.
"This is the Lake Police! Stay where you are!"
"Uh oh… rev up the engines Lana!" Stan ordered.
"You got it!" She said and they took off with Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland behind them.
"I do feel bad now, Bobby told me what I should and I feel bad now for ditching Grunkle Stan." Lori said and with Leni and Lynn nodding in agreement.
"Yeah, I mean we have to be bad people to do that, what were we thinking?" Lincoln said.
All 5 of them were sitting at the snack bar, they were going to get a boat to find Grunkle Stan and everyone else but they saw him being chased by the Lake Police for whatever reason and decided to wait until the heat died down.
"Yeah, at least I won the Volley Ball game ow!" Lynn said and rubbed her shoulder that Lori hit.
"That was insensitive, wasn't it?"
"Yes it literary was."
Lincoln massaged his temples and said," Right, let's go find them, pretty sure they out ran them by now."
"Ooo guys! Like, our food is here!" Leni said.
"But after eating some Burgers." Lincoln said and started eating with the others.
Dipper was sitting on a rock while Soos was taking photos of a Beaver with Mabel, while Luna was skipping rocks onto the water.
"What're we gonna say to Grunkle Stan and the others? We ditched him over nothing and they'll make fun of us not finding the monster." Lucas said frustrated.
"Don't worry about it bro, sometimes life throws a hard one at you and you have throw one back." Luna said and handed him a rock.
"Your right." Lucas said and tossed the rock into the lake with it skipping three times.
"Hey do you guys feel that," Dipper said, as the rock he was sitting on started to shake.
The rock then sinks and Dipper went into the water and he got back on dry land.
"Whoa, check that out." Luna pointed as a something swam away.
"This is it!" Dipper said as he took out his camera and started taking pictures. "Hey guys, what wrong?"
The Gobblewonker was swimming back and Dipper didn't notice.
"Uhhh?" Luna said.
"Dipper?" Leia said.
"It's not that hard, all right? All you got to do is point and shoot."
Dipper went to take another picture but realized the monster was right in front of him. It let out a roar and Dipper dropped his camera.
"Run!" Soos yelled and everyone did.
Dipper took another picture but tripped but was caught by Luna and he dropped the Camera as Luna held his hand and running.
"Forget about the camera bro! It's not worth it if it means being eaten by that thing!"
"I totally agree!"
They jumped into the boat and Soos started driving it backward. He then started to throw camera's at it and Dipper looked at him in disbelief.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Oh! I still got one left! Don't worry, dude!" Soos said and threw a camera at him but it ended up breaking when it hit the side of the boat.
"DRIVE FASTER!" Both Leia and Luna yelled.
"So how long are you supposed to wear that thing?" Lola asked.
Stan had an Ankle Bracelet and he grumbled something and then said," Don't know, Lisa, can you take this thing off without alerting anyone?"
"I would but, I don't want to get into further trouble with Law Enforcement." She said.
"Oh well, I could've been worse." Luan said.
Soos boat and the Gobblewonker sped past them and they soon got all soaked.
"Ahh! My makeup is running!" Lola said in horror.
"Then you better go catch it then! Ha, ha! Am I right Luan?" Lana said.
"Meh, it didn't seem right." She said with a shrug.
"So I just leave the oar and it moves the boat by itself?" Leni said and everyone groaned.
"No, you're supposed to move it yourself." Lori said.
"Oh, ok!" Leni said and started moving the oar but she didn't put it in the water.
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm related to you." Lucy said and Leni didn't seem to hear.
The same boat and monster zoomed past them and they all saw the monster, who made eye contact with them for a split second and they all screamed in terror when it was out of range.
"Pretty sure this is more scarier that that Gnome monster!" Luna said in fear.
"SOOS! BEAVERS!" Dipper yelled.
The boat crashed into the home the Beavers had made. This caused the Beavers to fly into the air, and started to land on the boat, and everyone else, and started to attack everyone.
"YOW!" Luna said as one bit her leg and she kicked it off.
"Ah, Beavers! Oh, no!" Soos yelled as one latched on to his face.
Luna then grabbed the wheel so they wouldn't hit the monster and steered it while, Soos was yelling in pain because of the Beaver on his face. Dipper managed to throw a couple at the monster but it dived and continued to chase them underwater.
"Don't worry you two! I'll get it!" Mabel said.
She got an oar, and tried to hit two Beavers that were on Luna's head and Dipper was hold one away from himself. They both got the Beavers off of them, but the oar hit them both instead.
"OW! Mabel!" Luna and Dipper cried in pain.
"Hehe… sorry guys." Leia said with a tiny blush.
A dead end soon came into view, and Dipper said to go through the waterfall when he looked at the Journal. They went through it and they all crashed into the dirt. The Gobblewonker soon swam into the cave but it got stuck and roared.
"It's stuck!" Mabel said.
"Ha, ha! Yeah! Wait… it's stuck?" Lucas said and looked for a Camera.
"Here bro." Luna said and handed him her phone.
"Thanks sis!" Dipper said and took pictures excitedly.
"Didja get a good one?" Mabel asked.
"THEY'RE ALL GOOD ONES!" He said and hugged her.
The Gobblewonker was still roaring, and trying to get unstuck, but the sound and movement caused a rock to hit it in the head, and the head falls down. The odd thing was, when the rock hit it, it sounded like something hitting metal. And for some reason, sparks were shooting out as well.
"What the?" Dipper said and touched it. "What?"
"What's wrong?" Mabel asked.
Luna felt the side of it and her eyes widened," Dudes, it feels metallic."
Dipper got on top of it and started to knock it with his foot and sees what Luna meant. And he then went to the other side of it.
"What's the issue dude?!" Soos said.
"I'm fine, just wait a sec!... Guys! You should check this out!" Dipper said from the side.
They found Dipper on the side of the creature and found a handle. Dipper then turned it and steam came out. Both him and Luna opened the trapdoor causing more steam to come out. They discover old man McGucket inside working the controls.
"Work the bellows and the… eh? Aww, Banjo Polish!"
"What the heck?" Luna said confused.
"Wha- yo- you!? You made this? W-why?" Dipper said flabbergasted.
McGucket scratched the back of his neck and said," Well, I… I, uh… I just wanted attention."
"What do you mean?" Luna asked.
"Well, first I just hootenannied up a biomechanical brain wave generator, and then I learned to operate a stick-shift with ma beard!"
"Okay, yeah. But why did you do it?" Mabel said.
"Well, when you get to be an old fella like me, nobody pays any attention to you anymore. My own son hasn't visited me in months! So I figured maybe I'd catch his fancy with a fifteen ton aquatic robut! Sigh… in retrospect, it seems like a bit contrived. You just don't know the length us old-timers go through for a little quality time with our family."
All three siblings looked at each other with guilty looks, looked at the hats that Grunkle Stan made and sighed.
"Dudes. I guess the real like monster is you three." Soos said and all three of them glared at him.
Soos looked flustered and said," Heh, heh! Sorry, that just like boom! Just popped into my head there."
Mabel rolled her eyes and looked at McGucket and said," So, did you ever talk to your son about how you felt?"
"Yeah, family listens to whatever you say, no matter what." Luna said.
"No sirs, I got to work straight on the robut! I made lots of robuts in my day!" He said and pushed a button and a projector showed some newspaper stories. "Like when my life left me and I created a homicidal Pterodactyl-tron. Or when my pall Ernie didn't come to my retirement party and I constructed an eighty ton SHAME BOT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA!" He said and laughed like a maniac.
"Sheesh, wonder what will happen if Lisa met him or he's actually related to us." Luna whispered in fear and Mabel nodded.
He stopped laughing and said in a regular voice and said," Well, time to get back to work on my death ray!"
He went back inside and construction noises was heard from the inside.
"Say, do any of you kids have a screwdriver?" He asked.
After that all four of them went to find Stan and apologize and they found him with the others and Lincoln, Lori, Leni and Lynn were talking to him.
"And we're sorry." Lori said and rubbed her shoulder.
"Yeah, we are too." Dipper said when they got there.
"Yeah, we spent the day looking for a "legendary" dinosaur." Mabel said.
"And we realized, the only dinosaur we wanna hang with is right here." Luna said.
Stan rolled his eyes and said," You save all of your sympathy! We all had a great time withoutcha'! Catching fish, stealing fish and other things, telling jokes, and we all had a run in with the lake police! Guess I gotta wear this ankle bracelet, which your sister refuses to attempt to take off, so I guess wearing this will be fun." He finished and showed everyone his ankle-bracelet.
"Yeah, we had more fun here than you guys probably did." Lola said with crossed arms.
"So… I guess there isn't room in that boat for eight more?" Lincoln said.
Stan and the others glared at them. But they all put their hats on and their expressions softened.
"You knucklehead's ever seen me thread a hook with my eyes closed?" Grunkle Stan asked.
"Five bucks says you can't do it dude!" Luna said and got in.
"Five more bucks says you can't do it with your eyes closed, plus Luna and me singing at the top of our lungs!" Mabel said.
"Yeah and I can play my guitar as well." Luna added.
Everyone started talking as they got into the boat and took a group photo. It then showed a montage which included Lucas and Lincoln catching their first fish, Lori and Leni gagging when they hold worms that would be put on their hooks, Grunkle Stan and Luan telling jokes with everyone laughing. Lynn, Lana and Lucy stealing more fish from people. Lana steering the boat with everyone looking on in terror as the Lake Police chased them. The older Loud siblings taking a selfie while everyone photobombs them.
It went back to the present with everyone lounging. a rumbling came and gently moved the boat a little but no seemed to notice except for Dipper.
"Hey, did you guys feel that?" He asked.
"Feel what?" Lynn said, who had her feet dangling on the side of the boat while she fished.
"Never mind." He said and laid down and relaxed.
Unknown to everyone, the real Gobblewonker was swimming underneath and went past the boat.
"Who want's to hear a joke?" Mabel said through a Pelican, using ventriloquism.
"No one." Said her siblings, minus Luan.
"Ooo, I do!" Luan happily said.
"He, he! Alright, here it goes: Why did the Pelican and the Duck get kicked out of the restaurant?"
"Literally, no one cares." Lori groaned.
"Sigh, this is not the kind of torture I like." Lucy sighed.
"It's because they had a very big bill!La-la-la-la! Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk! Bla bla bloo! Yay, horrah!"
Luan laughed and said," The duck must of thought it was, dispicable!
The two of them continue to laugh while everyone else groaned.
