Well you've all been requesting this and here it is! The first episode with Gideon. Sorry for the long wait but like I said before. College and stuff. I have two research papers to do and one is due on Thursday. But I hope you enjoy this nonetheless.

Also, thanks to all the support this story! It means a lot.

I own nothing.

Enjoy!


The Hand that Rocks the Leia

The Loud family were watching TV with Soos, while Stan was busy with tourists. They were watching Dream Boat with the final 5 contestants who would win the heart of the woman, Lacey.

"5 contestants are left and only one wins Karen's heart. Will it be, Brad, the sports star?"

An African American man was shown on screen and threw a Football.

"Yes! Choose him!" Lynn yelled.

"Or will it be either twin brothers, Jake or Johnny, body builder and Novelist?"

Jake was flexing while Johnny was thinking and writing stuff in a Journal.

"Or will it be coming Rock Star, Henry?"

Henry was tuning his guitar.

"He'll bring the tunes when you go on dates!" Luna said.

"Or will it be sexy Spaniard, Jose?"

Jose was shirtless and his hair was flowing in the wind and he gave a smile to the camera.

All the girls swooned at him while Soos nodded in approval.

"Only five remain and one will be going overboard, find out who, on the next… The Dream Boat. Right after these messages."

"He just has to pick Jose! He's dreamy." Lori swooned.

"True but, Johnny is a good pick. He seems deep and knows how to write. Right Luce?" Mabel said.

"Yep." Lucy said with smile grin.

The show then went to a commercial that showed a hand summoning a flock of doves.

"Hey, It's that commercial I was telling you guys about." Soos said.

"Are you completely miserable?" The announcer asked.

An actor was cry and said, "YES!"

"Then you need to meet… Gideon!" The announcer whispered the last part.

"Gideon?" Dipper said.

"He's a psychic."

"Aroo?" Mabel and Leni said in confusion.

"He's sounds deep." Lucy said.

"So don't waste your time with other so-called 'man of mystery'.

The commercial showed an unflattering clip of Stan coming out of an outhouse, and trying to get some toilet paper off his shoe and is stamped with the word 'FRAUD'.

"Learn about tomorrow, tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy."

The commercial ended and everyone looked at each other, not buying what was said or confused.

Lola crossed her arms, rolled her eyes and said," That's a huge scam."

"C'mon sis, don't you think you're just the least bit curious? I'm getting curiousy inside just thinking about it!" Mabel said, trying to persuade her younger sister.

"Well, don't get too curiousy. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothing but trouble." Stan said as he walked in.

"Well, is he really psychic?" Mabel asked.

"The probably of someone having extrasensory perception is extremely low." Lisa explained.

"Oh? What do you call when I make predictions with my fortune-telling cards?" Lucy challenged.

"Mere coincidences."

"On another note, I vote we should check it out." Lincoln said.

"Couldn't agree with you more bro." Dipper said.

"Same! Wow, I'm getting all curiousy inside just thinking about it!" Mabel said.

Stan walked in, having heard what they said, and said," Well, don't get too curiousy. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble."

"Please, stealing a parking spot isn't the end of the world." Lori said with a roll of her eyes. "Also not that I believe the commercial, I do actually want to see this Gideon." She admitted with the others nodding in agreement.

"Never! You're all forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that live under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!" Stan stated..

"Do tents have roofs?" Lincoln asked.

Leia smiled and said, "I think we just found our loop hole," holds up a string with a loop in it. "Mwop mwop!"

Luan giggle and said," Your right Lei, no strings attached!"

She and Leia laughed while everyone else groaned.


Later that night, the Loud siblings, Soos, Bobby and Ronnie Anne went to the Tent of Telepathy to see if Gideon was real. Besides wanting to see the person that has been able to get more revenue and people than Stan. They were also curious to see if Gideon was really Psychic.

An adult man was standing outside the tent, who had nametag that said Bud. "Step right up there, folks. Put your money in Gideon's psychic sack."

"This is literally like the Mystery Shack. Scams and all." Lori said as she looked around.

"Yeah, all just to go camping here." Leni said.

"Leni, this is a show, no one is going camping here." Luna said.

"Oh."

"But Lori does have a point. They even have their own Soos and I guess Lana and Bobby." Lincoln said and pointed at other people.

Soos and Lana looked at three employee's who looked like said three people, but were wearing different styles and were working. Soos glared at the lookalike while Lana scratched her head in confusion.

Bobby glared as well and muttered," I don't like this."

Everyone soon finds some seats and waited for the show to start.

"Bet ya this guy is as old as Grunkle Stan." Lynn said and chuckled.

Mable placed a hand over her sister's mouth and said," It's starting! It's starting!"

The spotlight centered on the curtains, with a silhouette of a man was starting to show, along with suspenseful music.

"Let's see what this monster looks like." Dipper said.

The curtains opened and a kid around Lincoln's or Lucy's age appeared on stage. His hair was waxed up, and he wore a blue business suit and a cape.

"Hello America! My name is Li'l Gideon." He said.

He clapped his hands and doves flew out of his hair. This caused the audience to cheer.

For everyone from the Mystery Shack, all they could do was blink in both surprise and confusion at who Stan's rival was.

"He's like totes adorable!" Leni gushed.

"That's Stan's mortal enemy?" Dipper said in confusion.

Ronnie Anne shrugged and said," I can see it, using cute little kids to drum up business makes sense. I mean, Abuelo has done that a couple of times with us back at the Mercado."

Bobby snickered and said," Yeah, it's funny whenever Carl fumes when people state how adorable or cute he is."

"I sense a small darkness within him. It's either that, or he's too bright." Lucy said with a slight shudder.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight!... Such a gift. I have a vision. I predict that you will soon all say, 'aww'.

Gideon makes a cute pose and the crowd said 'awww."

"It came true." Mabel said in awe.

Leni agreed by saying," He's really like Psychic!"

Lola rolled her eyes and said," Amateur."

"I'm not impressed." Dipper said.

"Agreed." Lincoln and Lisa said.

"You're impressed!" Mabel said cheerfully.

"Hit it, Dad!" Gideon said.

Bud started playing the piano and Gideon starts singing a song, after he threw his cape into the audience, a few members fought over it.

Oh, I can, see what others can't see

It's ain't some sideshow trick

It's innate ability

Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined

And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me!

"I could see, but I'm not him. Am I?" Leni said perplexed and was shushed by Luna.

Gideon then motioned everyone to stand up. "Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!"

The audience and the small group, rose up, and started to clap along to the beat, seemly unintentionally.

"What? How did he?" Lucas said confused.

"I don't remember getting up?" Lincoln said in confusion as well.

"That was freaky, and that's coming from me." Lucy said, with a hint of fear.

You wish you son would call you more.

"I'm leaving everything to my cats!" Said an old woman, who had a cat on her lap, he was singing to.

I can sense that you've been here before.

"Oh, what gave it away?" Sheriff Blubs said and he was shown to be wearing various Li'l Gideon merchandise.

"Come on." Dipper said in an exasperated tone.

"That's merely coincidental." Lisa said and rolled her eyes.

Gideon soon came over to the Loud's and sang to Mabel.

I'll read your mind if I'm able

But something tells me your nickname is Mabel

And your real name is Leia!

"How did he know?" Mabel said as Gideon left but her family and friends knew she was wearing a sweater with her full name on it.

So welcome all ye

To the Tent of Telepathy

And thanks for visiting widdle ol' me!

At the end of that, a sign with Gideon's name descended down and blue fired shot out of it.

Gideon finishes and takes a drink of water and said to the audience," Thank you! You people are the real miracles!" He finished and took a bow.

Everyone cheers and the Loud's, Soos, the Santiago's didn't, but Leni and Mabel did. With Mabel cheering the loudest of them. Everyone soon exits when the show was done and everyone gave their own opinion of Gideon.

"Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud than Stan! No wonder our uncle's jealous." Dipper said.

"I got to hand it to him though, dude. Kid has some good pipes and his Southern Drawl seems to blend nicely." Luna said.

"I wonder if he could use a comedy routine?" Luan pondered.

"I'll admit, singing and his looks will get him places alright. But I'm pretty sure his ego will get the best of him later on and he'll become self-centered." Lola said.

"kinda like you?" Lana said with a chuckle.

Lola growled menacingly and she was soon held back by Lincoln and Lynn when she lunged at Lana in anger.

"Ok, calm down Lola. But I agree with Luke." Lincoln said.

"I think he was pretty awesome and pretty aspiring dudes. Not as aspiring as Stan but aspiring." Soos said.

"I wonder if he needs a stylist before he starts his shows?" Leni said.

"C'mon you guys. His dance moves were adorable! And did you see his hair? It was like, whoosh!" Mabel said and threw her arms to the sides for emphasis.

"You're too easily impressed." Dipper said.

"That I am!"


The next day everyone was minding their own business in the living room. Stan had found out they had all went to see Gideon. He would've normally grounded them, but he could tell they weren't interested in what they saw, and let them off the hook. But he still made it clear not to do anything that will help competition.

Mabel then came into the room with her face bedazzled.

"Guys, check it out! I successfully bedazzled me face! Blink!" Mabel Blinked." Ow."

"Not to self, keep the Bedazzling gun away from Mabel." Lori thought and felt sorry for her.

"Is it permanent?" Dipper asked.

"I'm unappreciated in my time." Mabel said and the door bell rang.

"Somebody get the door!" Stan yelled from somewhere in the house.

"I'll get it!" Mabel said and went to the door.

"I wonder who it is." Lincoln said as he read his comic.

"Old Man McGucket?" Lana said.

"Why would he be here?" Lynn asked skeptically.

"I don't know, he's lost his marbles, maybe he thinks this is his house?"

"Or like, it could be one of those cash prizes that gives out a lot of money." Leni suggested.

"But wouldn't Mabel be squealing and come in and tell us?" Luan said.

"What if she's going to keep it for herself." Dipper said with widened eyes.

Everyone looked at each other and soon made a dash for the door, all the while pushing, shoving as they hoped that Mabel wouldn't be hogging any money. When they did, they found Leia talking with Gideon.

"Hey guys. What's going on?" Mabel asked with a skeptical look.

"Uh… nothing." They all said and got up.

"Whatev's, hey, please don't tell Stan this. But I'm going to hang out with Gideon. Is that alright?"

"Sure, go ahead." Lori said plainly.

"Thanks ya'll. C'mon Mabel." Gideon said cheerfully and they left.

"Should we be worried?" Luna asked.

"Na, their just friends I hope." Dipper said.

"Hot Belgium Waffles! What happened to the living room?! Kids! Clean this up!" Stan yelled from the living room.

"I guess we need to clean up our act now!" Luan said and giggled with everyone groaning minus Stan.

"Ha! Good one Luan! Now, clean this up!" Stan yelled and everyone groaned.


A couple of hours later Mabel soon came back and all the girls gasped when they saw their sister with a makeover. Except for Lisa, Lucy and Lana, who were out doing something else around the house.

"Eeee! You look totes adorbes Leia!" Leni gushed and inspected the handy work.

"Wow, who did this? They literally did quite well." Lori nodded.

"Ok, and why do your fingernails look a superhero from one of my comics?" Lincoln asked.

"Yeah, like a Wolverine." Dipper agreed.

"Your boys, you literally don't know the first thing about fashion." Lori rolled her eyes.

"She has a point, and are those hair extensions sis?" Luna pointed out.

"Yep, courtesy of Gideon's makeup department."

"Is there any way you can hook me up with that?" Lola asked excitedly.

The sisters talked excitedly about Leia and the makeup. While the only two boys groaned and pinched the bridges of their noses.

"Sometimes I wonder how we stay sane through all of this." Lucas deadpanned.

"Yeah, we need to do more boy stuff or something." Lincoln agreed.

"Same, I may be a girl, but this is too girly for me." Lynn said.

"Hey dudes! You want to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?" Soos said as he appeared from the kitchen with a bag of hotdogs.

"We sure do!" The three of them said and ran to the kitchen with Soos.

"Did you guys here something?" Luna said.

"The boys are torturing hotdogs by exploding them." Lucy appeared next to her sisters and they all jumped in fright.


Later that day everyone, minus Stan, were inside listening to what with Mabel and how Gideon had asked her out on a date.

"It's not a date-date, it's just, you know, I didn't want to hurt is feelings and so I figured I'd throw him a bone."

"I'm not so sure sis. This could turn out badly. Not that's it wrong but you have to look at it from a certain point of view." Luna said.

"Luna's right, guys don't work that way. He's gonna fall in love with you." Lincoln said.

"Yeah and it might end up with you not liking him back and it will be like with Clyde and Lori."Dipper said.

"He has a point." Lori said.

Mabel scoffed and said," Yeah right. I'm not that lovable. Am I?"

Before anyone could answer, the doorbell rang and Mabel went to answer the door. When she went to open it, a horse busts through and she shrieks in fright.

Gideon, who was on the horse, held out his hand and said," A night of enchantment awaits, m'lady!"

"Oh boy." Mabel said, starting to see what her siblings meant.

Mabel got on the horse and they rode off with her siblings looking at what just happened.

"Well, we might literally have a problem." Lori said with a raised eyebrow.

"True but on another note. You think he can let me ride that horse?" Lola asked hopefully and squealed with everyone groaning.

Stan was in the Gift Shop, reading a newspaper and soon found an article that had a picture of Gideon and Mabel together.

Hey, hey! What the jackal is Mabel doing in the paper next to that crazy pickpocket Gideon?!"

"Oh, yeah, it's like a big deal. Everybody's talking about Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight." Wendy said from her spot at the Cash Register.

"WHAT?! That little shyster is dating my great niece?!"

"I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple. Mabideon? Gideabel? (gasps0 Magidbeleon!" Soos said.

"Ooo, I like Mabideon." Leni said.

Stan soon exited in anger.

"All of us didn't know! I didn't hear about it and plus, we all told her not to." Dipper said, keeping the promise of not ratting out his sister.

Stan re-entered and said," Yeah, well it ends tonight. I'm going right down to that little skunks' house, this is gonna stop RIGHT now!" He said and slammed the door.

"Wouldn't Grunkle Stan get sprayed by the skunk and come back smelling grody?" Leni asked confused with the people in the room groaning in annoyance.


The next couple of days were getting hard for Mabel, just like how her siblings predicted, Gideon had fallen in love with her and their last date ended with Fireworks going off that had her name in a heart. She was currently pacing in the living room with everyone listening to her predicament.

"I mean, he's so nice but… I can't keep doing this. But I can't break his heart. I have no way out!" Mabel shouted as she paced.

"There's always a way out. You just have to think and find the right algorithm that could help with your dilemma." Lisa suggested.

"Thanks sis, but she needs help with people who have experience with this. You just have to let him down easily, he'll understand." Lori said with Leni and Luna agreeing with her.

"They have a point. Besides your making seem like too big of a deal. It's not like you have to marry him." Lincoln said.

Stan entered at that exact moment and yelled happily," Great news Mabel. You have to marry Gideon!"

"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled in shock.

Lori looked aghast and said," Grunkle Stan, who are you to decided something like that?"

"It's all part of my long term deal with Buddy Gleeful. There's a lot of cash tied up in this thing. Plus I got this shirt." Gestures to his 'Team Gideon' shirt. "I am fat."

Mabel screams and runs out of the room.

"Bodies, change, honey! Bodies change!" Stan called.

"Ok, I'm not the only one who thinks this is completely bogus right?" Luna said, and everyone voiced their agreement.

Stan didn't seem to agree and said," That's what you think. I'm going to crunch some numbers to see how much cash will be flowing." He said, and walked out of the room.

"Yeah, Luan, Leni and I will talk to her." Dipper said as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"And I will read the legal binding agreement you supposedly signed to see if everything checks out." Lisa said and readjusted her glasses.

The three of them, walked to the Attic to find their sister hiding in her sweater, and having a sad atmosphere to her.

"Mabel, Leia, are you alright?" Luan asked in concern.

"Leia's not here. She's in sweater town."

"Oh come now sis, you're not going to let this get to you, are you?" Leni asked as she sat down next to her and pulls her sweater down.

Mabel sighed and laid on Leni's lap and Leni patted her younger sister on the back. Luan and Dipper sat with them.

"Yes."

"Chin up sis, you want to hear a joke?" Luan said cheerfully.

"I guess."

"Ok… Why did the bear turn red?"

"I don't know."

"Bear-cause he was em-bear-assed!" Luan said and laughed with Leni and Dipper, who found it funny.

Mabel giggled as well and sat up but she was still frowning.

"That was a good one and I still don't know what to do." Mabel said sadly.

"Look Leia, enough is enough. If you can't break up with Gideon, I'll do it for you." Dipper said.

"You will?" Mabel asked surprised.

"Yep and I'll even ask Linc to help me as well." He said with a nod.

Mabel hugged her twin brother. Feeling relieved.

"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!"

"No problemo." Dipper said with a slight smile.


Later, Dipper and Lincoln walked into the restaurant and saw Gideon sitting in a booth, waiting for Mabel. They approach him and Lincoln cleared his voice and Gideon looked in their direction.

"Oh. Dipper or Lucas and Lincoln Loud, how are you? You both look good."

Lincoln had a raised eyebrow and said, "Thanks… look Gideon. We've gotta talk. Mabel isn't joining you tonight, She uh… how do I put?"

"Unfortunately, she doesn't want to see you anymore. Laugh's nervously… she's uh. She's kinda weirded out by you, no offense." Dipper said gently.

"Yeah, she doesn't like you that way, she just wants to remain friends." Lincoln finished.

Gideon's eye twitched and the brothers didn't notice and said," So what you're sayin' is… you've… come between us." His eye twitched again.

"You're not gonna like, freak out or anything, are ya?" Dipper asked sorta concerned.

"Of course not. These things happen. Bygones, you know." Gideon said with his anger boiling but kept his cool demeanor, which the brother didn't notice.

"So. Okay. Cool. Then again, sorry man, but uh, hey, thumbs up. Huh?" Dipper said as he left.

"Yeah, plenty of fish in the sea and all." Lincoln said and followed his brother.

"Thumbs up indeed, my friends." Gideon said in a whisper, which sounded like he had ulterior motive.

"So how did it go? Was he mad? Did he try to read your mind with his psychic powers?" Mabel asked from outside the restaurant when the boys returned.

"Don't worry Lei, he's just a kid." Lincoln reassuringly said.

"Yeah, he doesn't have any powers." Dipper said with him and Lincoln chuckling.


Later on, Gideon was in his room fuming and planning on what to do about Dipper and Lincoln.

"Dipper and Lincoln Loud, you don't know what you've both done!" He growled as he grabbed his amulet.

A candle started to levitate and the light bulb on his lamp exploded. Other things around the room began to levitate.

"You's ust made the biggest mistake f your life!" He finished and all the levitated stuff fell to the ground.

The door to his room opened with Bud saying sternly," Gideon Charles Gleeful, clean up your room this instant!"

"I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!"

"… Fair enough." He said and closed the door.

Gideon looked at a photo he somehow gotten of the Loud siblings and burned away all of their pictures except for Leia's.


Meanwhile back at the shack. Lynn had managed to convince everyone to play a baseball game. She and Dipper were helping Soos get patted up because he was going to be the official behind the umpire, who was Lana.

"Alright, one of you dudes hit me in the gut as hard as you can." Soos said with a determined look.

"I got this." Lynn said and punched Soos.

When she did, Soos didn't flinch because of the padding and the pillow he was wearing.

"Feels good." He said with a grin and everyone laughed.

They soon heard the phone ring from inside and considering Grunkle Stan was off doing who knows what, one of them had to get it.

"So, who's going to get it?" Lucas asked.

Everyone looked at him and he sighed. Dipper ran to the house and got the phone.

"Hello?"

"Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper."

"Oh hey man. Sorry for accusing you of murder a while back." Dipper said as he scratched the back of his neck.

"Water under the bridge! Say, is your other brother around? This concerns the both of you."

Dipper had a confused look, shrugged it off and said," Alright. Hey Linc! Phone call for you!"

Lincoln came in a second later and said," Who is it?"

"Toby Determined, needs to talk to us about something."

"Oh good your both there! We want to interview you both. About whether you've seen anything unUSUAL about this here TOWN since you've arrived. And an expose on how you travERSE through 11 sisters!" Toby said in his usual happy tone.

"Sweet! I knew someone would want to interview me about that!" Lincoln cheered.

"Finally! I thought nobody would ever ask! Have notes and theories. And the address is?... 412 Gopher road. Tonight? Got it."

"Man, we're going to be famous!" Lincoln cheered as they ran out.

"Hey, where are you guys going? We're about to start!" Lynn called.

"Later! We're famous!" Dipper yelled.

Everyone looked on as they took a Mystery Cart and drove off. Everyone shrugged it off and went on to start playing.

They made it to the location at a warehouse. Dipper opened the door and they both looked around.

"Hello?" Lincoln called.

The brothers shrugged and turned to leave, only for the door to slam shut. They got nervous and started to bang on the door and then turned around when the lights started to turn on.

"Well isn't this a perfect horror movie scenario." Lincoln thought nervously.

A chair turned around and Gideon was sitting their petting a doll of himself.

"Hello friends." He said weird cheerful way.

The both of them groaned in annoyance.

"Ughh, Gideon." Dipper responded.

"Lucas and Lincoln. How long have you've been livin' in this town? A week, two? You like it here? Enjoy the scenery?" He said the last part in a whisper.

"Yeeah… can't complain." Lincoln said with a shrug.

"Yeah, what do you want from us, man?" Lucas said.

"Listen carefully. This town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend!" He said in a low voice.

"Is this still about Leia? We told you, she's not into you!" Dipper said and Lincoln nodded.

"LIAR! YOU BOTH turned her against me!" Gideon grabbed his amulet and walked towards them. "She was my peach dumplin'!"

"Uh, are you ok?" Lincoln asked in an uncertain voice.

Gideon proceeded to levitate both Dipper and Lincoln, and they both have shocked expressions. They were both then flung into a pile of merchandise.

"Where's Lucy when you need her?" Lincoln whispered and Dipper nodded.

"Readin' minds isn't all I can do."

"But-but you a fake." Dipper stuttered.

"Oh tell me, boys. Is this fake?" Gideon challenged and proceeded to levitate all the stuff in the room.


Meanwhile back at the Mystery Shack, Mabel was outside, thinking and chewing her hair. Wendy and Lori walk up to her and sit next to her.

"How's the hair tastin', buddy?" Wendy asked.

"Something on your mind sis?" Lori asked.

"Yeah, I need advice, Lori, I know you've broken up with guys before Bobby. But Wendy have you?"

Wendy nodded and then said, "Oh yeah: There's Russ Durhan, Eli Hall, Stoney Davidson…"

Lori sighed and put a comforting hand on her younger sister's shoulder as Wendy listed off the many guys she had dated and broken up with.

"Spill."

"I don't know what's wrong with me. I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross. Was it a good idea to let Dipper and Lincoln do it for me was a mistake?"

"Pyche Wirly, Nate Holt, that guy with the tattoos…"

"Well, just like girls, guys appreciate honestly. I can tell you scared about breaking up with someone, even that person may be somewhat the male version of Lola. But yeah, you could've hurt him a little by not telling him yourself. Now if you tell him now and explain, then you two might have a friendship." Lori said with a smile.

"Mark Epston… oh man, I'm not sure I ever actually broke up with him. No wonder he keeps calling me." Wendy continued.

"Your right. Thanks Lor, you're the best!" Mabel said and hugged her sister and ran off.

"Anytime." Lori said with a slight smile.

A phone rang and Lori saw Wendy pull out her phone and pressed ignore.

"I think we literally need to talk and set some ground rules." Lori said with a sigh to her ginger friend.

Mabel and Lynn ran to where Dipper and Lincoln were. Mabel had brought her sister along if she needed help with anything and Lynn wasn't all too thrilled but helped anyway. They got to the window and saw their brothers were in the air and some sheers was coming towards them with Gideon doing the work.

"What the heck?" Lynn said confused.

"We have to help them. Let me do the talking and I'll signal you." Mabel ordered and her sister nodded.

The both of them kicked the door with Leia saying," Gideon! We have to talk!"

"L-Leia. My marshmalla." Dropped the shears." What are you doin' here?" Gideon asked nervously.

"I'm sorry Gideon, but I can't be your marshmallow. I needed to be honest and tell you that myself."

"I-I don't understand." Gideon said and squeezed the amulet which started to squeeze Dipper and Lincoln and they were choking.

"C-can't breathe." Lincoln squeaked.

"Mabel?! This probably isn't the best time to be brutally honest with him!" Lucas managed to say.

"Hey, but we cans still be makeover buddies, right? Wouldn't you like that?" Mabel said, faking sincerity and held Gideon's hands.

"Really?" Gideon hopefully said.

"No not really!" Leia grabbed his tie and her brothers fell to the floor. "You were like, attacking my brother's, what the heck?!" Leia said angrily.

"My tie! Give it back!" Gideon demanded and then was lifted up into the air by Lynn while Mabel threw the amulet at Dipper, who caught it.

"Sorry a-hole but you tried to kill my brothers and if you know about me. I can kick your butt." Lynn said in a low angry voice.

"Lynn! Language!" Mabel said sternly.

"Sorry."

Unfortunately for Gideon, he had and he started to sweat but got an idea. He soon spat in Lynn's eyes and she let him go. He then proceeded to scream and charged at Dipper and Lincoln to get the amulet. He succeeded but they ended up breaking and flying out the window.

"Dipper, Lincoln!" Both sisters screamed.

All three individuals screamed as they fell but they soon got into a slapping match. When Dipper was about to punch Gideon, they realized they were falling and screamed again. Before they hit the ground, they were enveloped in the magic of the amulet Mabel had. She and Lynn were floating down, with Lynn looking like she was going to faint.

"Listen Gideon, it's over. I will never, ever, date you." Mabel said.

"Man, I feel weird." Lynn said.

"Yeah!" Both boys agreed with Leia.

Mabel dropped them and put the amulet in her pocket.

"Now-"

Lynn proceeded to give Gideon one her uppercut punches under his chin and he went flying close to the edge of the forest. He got up, wiped himself off.

"Oh this isn't over. This isn't the last you'll see of wittle… ol' me!" He said in a whisper and walked into the dark forest.

"Man, thanks guys." Lincoln said with a smile.

"Yeah, and why didn't you destroy the amulet?" Dipper asked confused.

"No problem, also, I hope to fool everyone and play pranks on them. Or maybe give it to Lucy or Lisa." Mabel said a mischievous smile.


Back at the shack, everyone else were listening to what happened and groaned in annoyance of what happened between Stan and the Gleefuls as he was hanging a clown painting he stole.

I coulda had it all." He muttered.

"Look on the bright said Grunkle Stan, at least you have us." Leni cheerfully said.

"Thanks." Stan muttered.

But on the inside he felt a warmness in his heart on the kind gesture from his Great Grandniece. But he would never admit it them.

The door opened and everyone looked to see Mabel, Dipper, Lincoln and Lynn coming in, looking a bit disheveled.

"What the heck happened to you four?" Stan asked in mild concern.

"Gideon." They answered.

"Gideon. Yeah, the little mutant 'swore vengeance' on the whole family. Ha, I guess he's gonna try to nibble my ankles or something'." Stan said with a laugh.

"Or maybe he'll tell us his vengeance in song?!" Lola said in mock horror and started to giggle.

"Or guess what number we're thinking of?" Dipper said and laughed as well.

"Good luck with that! I don't have anything to think of!" Leni said and everyone started laughing at what Gideon might do.

"Wait a minute." Leni said in realization while her family laughed.

Meanwhile, Gideon was in his room and had finished making small dolls of the Loud family and also planning on what to do. When he finished he closed the book he had and it was the same Journal that Dipper had but it had a '2' on it.


Mabel and Leni were busy doing something to Soos while the others looked on and waited for the end result.

"You done?" Soos asked.

"Not yet." Leni said.

"How about now?"

"Almost. And… there." Mabel said.

Soos turned around and he was covered in bedazzling jewels that Mabel had put on herself. "Let's do this."

Lucy turned off a light and Dipper shined a flashlight on Soos, while Luna began playing music on her electric Keyboard. Everyone smiled in satisfaction and Soos started to turn in circles to create a disco ball effect.

"Your all fired." Stan said as he saw what happened.


The joke that Luan said about the bear is originally from an episode from Robot Chicken with The Muppets but the original is way different. Also, sorry the bit of swearing from Lynn but eh.

Till next time.