Man, this may have been one of my the least favorite chapters to write but here it is. The reason was because it was hard to write.
Also, I decided to skip 'Dipper vs. Manliness' because even though Grunkle Stan would make fun of Dipper, I'm pretty sure Lincoln would help him out and remind him about the events of 'Roughin' It' and his sisters would help him as well. Also with the subplot of Stan and Lazy Susan, it's pretty much null and void because Stan becomes uninterested in her at the end of the episode, so that's out.
One more thing, there an author named 'melishade4ever' who is a victim of being cyberbulled. Her stories are great. One is a Attack on Titan/Transformers crossover and its great, I recommend it. So please send her a shout of encouragement to help her through this because bullying of any kind is bad.
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Enjoy!
Double Lucas
Everyone, including Wendy, Soos, Bobby and Ronnie Anne were preparing for a party. Lucas and Leia were sitting on the couch.
"Oh… boy, guys I don't feel so good! Lori I need you!" Dipper said and groaned.
"Same here Leni!" Mabel said.
Lori rushed over to him and said," Oh my god! Luke are you alright?"
"Yeah you guys alright?" Leni asked concerned.
"No I think… BBBBLLAAA!" Dipper said as he sprayed silly string on them.
"AAAHH! My top, oh no I think I'm going to hurl. BLLLLAAA!" Lori said and sprayed silly string on Leni and Lynn, who was nearby sweeping the floor.
"Grunkle Stan, what have you been feeding us?!" Mabel said and the sprayed silly string on Leni.
"Augh, my top! Oh no! Feeling like BLLLAAAA!" Leni said and then sprayed string on everyone.
"Lola! I'm feeling queasy, oh no… BLAAAHHH!" Lana said and sprayed the string on Lola.
"No my dress! Uh oh. BLAAAHHH!"
The younger twins sprayed each other and laughed.
"Guys! Guys, stop! Something terrible just happened!" Wendy said.
Bobby went to Lori and held her shoulders and said," Babe, there's a problem."
Lori, Dipper, Mabel and Leni waited for what they were going to say.
"BBBBLLLAAA!" They said and both sprayed Silly String on them and they all laughed.
"Hahaha, barfing!" Mabel said cheerfully.
"Yep and comedy gold!" Luan said and threw confetti, and she laughed some more.
Stan had grouchy look and proceeded to swipe the Silly String from everyone.
"Alright, alright! Party supplies are now off-limits!" Stan said sternly.
"C'mon Mr. Pines, we were just having fun." Bobby said.
"Yeah. Also Mr. Pines, whose birthday is it again?" Soos asked.
"Yes! Grunkle Stan! I can totally be the entertainment!" Luan volunteered.
"Nobody's. Thought this party might be a good way to get kids to spend money at the shack." He said, while putting up a 'Pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey game'.
"Nice!" Soos said cheerfully.
"And would the kids be between the ages of 4-9? Cause that game is lame." Lynn asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Hey!" Lola and Lana cried indigently.
"Please, why would I play such a trivial game like that?" Lisa scoffed.
"It seems fun. It's like voodoo." Lucy said.
"No, I bring joy to the people of this town by showing them attractions. But they also want fun. If the young people of this town want fun, then I'll smother' em with fun!" Stan said cheerfully.
Everyone had a raised eyebrow or shook their heads and they looked at Mabel who was pouring diet soda in a punch bowl.
"Maybe comments like that are why kids don't go to the Mystery Shack." Dipper suggested.
"And also the comments about the Mystery Shack on Social Media." Lori said with Luna and Leni nodding.
"Sheesh, I read a word I never heard of and shall not repeat." Bobby said.
"Not to mention you need help and advice from people of the same age, like all of us." Luan said.
"Ugh, can you all or one of you to copy these flyers." Stan said.
"Oh boy, a trip to the copier store!" Mabel said cheerfully.
"Well ink me impressed!" Luan said and laughed at her joke with Mabel, Stan and Soos, while the others groaned.
"Ha! Dude, you're a comedy genius. You guys want to hear my Copier store slogan?" Soos said.
"No one's going to the Copier store. To save the trouble, use the old copier in my office. I finally fixed the old girl up! Good as new!" Stan said.
"As in you kicked it a couple of times and didn't bother to check the insides?" Lincoln said in a knowing tone, considering he knew his Great Uncle well during their stay with him.
Ronnie Anne and everyone else tried to suppress their laughter while Stan rolled his eyes, but on the inside he was praising his Grandnephew for the good burn.
"What do you know, you just volunteered Lincoln." Stan said and handed him some flyers.
"Seriously?" Lincoln grumbled.
"Yes, seriously. The rest of you get back to work or else no pay." Stan said.
"Grunkle Stan, except for Wendy and Soos, you don't pay us at all." Dipper pointed out.
"And we'll keep it that way, and you get to go with Lincoln. The rest of you get this place set up." Stan ordered.
Lincoln and Dipper were inside Stan's office. They both pulled the sheet that was covering the printer and a couple of moths came out.
"Sheesh, does this even work?" Dipper said.
Dipper lifted the lid, pressed the button and then rests his arm on the machine. It turned on and then created a copy of his arm.
"What 'ya know? It does work." Lincoln said.
He was about to pick it up but the picture of the arm soon came to life and began to crawl near them.
"AH!" Both siblings screamed.
Lincoln looked around and found his soda he had put on a table. He threw it at the arm, and once the liquid made contact, it melted into ink.
Lincoln looked at the readers and said," Well, folks, as if things couldn't get any weirder, we have that."
"Linc, I think the copier can copy human beings!" Dipper said horrified.
"You think we should tell the others?" Lincoln asked.
"Probably not the best idea. I mean, if they find out then they can create clones of themselves and that will be disastrous." Dipper said with a gulp.
"True, I will not be looking forward to get beaten up by more than one Lynn or getting scared by a couple of more Lucy's." Lincoln said.
"That seems harsh." A voice said.
The both of them jumped and turned around to see Lucy.
"Lucy?... Sorry if you heard that." Lincoln said, feeling bad.
"It's alright, I understand." She said.
"Wait, how long have you been standing there?" Lucas asked.
"Just came here, because Grunkle Stan wanted to know what was taking you so long. And don't worry; your secret is safe with me." She said.
"Thanks sis, tell Stan that we'll be there in a few, tell him we had to replace the ink." Dipper said.
"Understood." She said.
The three of them finished with the copying and soon went out with everyone to spread the word about the party and a couple of hours later, Stan assembled everyone, who were standing side-by-side.
"Huh, now I know how you guys feel when I'm put in charge." Lori said.
"Glad to hear it." Lola flatly said.
"Alright party people… and Dipper. Let's talk business. Soos, because you'll work for free and you begged, I'm lettin' you D.J. while Luna, you'll bring the music as well if he gets tired. Or doesn't do well."
"You got it Grunkle Stan." Luna said.
"You won't regret it, Mr. Pines. Luna's been teaching me and giving me tips. I've also got a book that tells me out to do it r-right!" Soos said excitedly and held up said book.
"Somewhat encouraging. Bobby, Lori, Leni, Luna and Luan, you've got mingling duty, try to spice things up."
All of them had a raised eyebrow with Bobby saying.
"Uh, Mr. Pines… what exactly do you mean by that?"
"Not the way you four are thinking that's for sure. Also, no funny business with my grandniece, understand?" Stan said the last part with narrowed eyes.
Everyone who knew what Stan was talking about tried not to snicker while Bobby and Lori faces went red from embarrassment.
Bobby started to sweat and said," Y-yes sir."
"Good, the rest of you, you can do whatever unless I say so. But Wendy and Mabel, you've got ticket duty."
"What? But Grunkle Stan, this party is my chance to make new friends!" Mabel exclaimed.
"I… I could work with Wendy." Dipper offered.
His siblings took notice of that and shared glances with small smiles forming at what their brother was trying to do. Lincoln saw that and gulped, while the others didn't notice.
Stan rolled his eyes and said," You realize that if you do, you gotta commit to staying at the ticket stand with Wendy. No getting out of it, unless others want to partake in it. But it's just the two of you, alone, all night."
Dipper looked at Wendy, who was spraying Soos's belly with Silly String, but failed to notice the smiles forming on his sisters faces.
He smiled and said," I promise."
"So, how are you going to get Wendy to kiss you?" Lincoln teased.
He and Lucas were in the attic getting ready, a couple of hours ago they had finished setting up the party and with the help from the teenage crowd, they fixed it up a bit.
Dipper blushed a bit and said confidently," Very funny bro, but I devised a plan to make sure tonight with Wendy goes perfectly."
Lincoln had a raised eyebrow and said," This isn't going to be one your over complicated ones, is it?"
Dipper gave his brother a look and said, "Linc, you make plans like those as well."
Lincoln rolled his eyes and said, "For the right reasons, we live in a house with two parents, 4 pets and 11 sisters. Besides, you helped me make them too."
Lucas scratched the back of his neck and said, "Yeah, you got me there."
They heard footsteps coming and then the door was kicked opened by Lynn and then all the sisters ran in and closed the door. They all had smiles on their faces and looked Dipper, who was getting nervous on what was happening but soon realized and gulped.
Lincoln held the bridge of his nose and mumbled something about 'meddling' and 'again'.
"Little bro if you need help with Wendy we can help you!" Lori said and everyone yelled their agreement.
"Yeah little bro! Soos or myself could play some slow songs to set the mood." Luna said with a wink.
"I could give you some jokes that will help you flirt with her and make her laugh!" Luan said.
"I can make you a nice suit! Something other than your regular clothes and that bowtie. Like, Bowties are so not cool." Leni said.
"I could make some cute couple nicknames! How about Wendip or Wenluc?" Mabel suggested.
The girls thought about it for a second and then Lola said, "First one sounds like some sort of dip for chips and the other needs work sis. I suggest-"
Lucas whistled everyone to stop and the girls looked at their brother, who was had light scowl on his face.
"Ok you guys. NONE of you are going to help me! No meddling at all and I can do this on my own." Dipper stated. "Also I have plan."
"Oh? It wouldn't happen to be an overly complicated plan would it?" Lynn said with crossed arms.
"Pssh, yeah right. Let me just…[takes out and unfolds a huge list]… Alright. Step 1: Getting to know each other with playful banter. Banter is like talking smarter."
"Yep, should've known you would go overboard." Lola said in a knowing tone.
"Was there any doubt? I could come up with a less complicated algorithm that's better than that load of malarkey." Lisa said.
"Yeah, that sounds like a dumb idea for poopheads." Mabel agreed.
Leni had a look of confusion and said, "Poopheads? Isn't it sh-"
Lori placed her hand on her sisters mouth and shook her head while everyone else shook their heads.
"Ok back on topic. The endgame here is to ask her to dance. So I don't need any distractions at all."
"Aw! That's so sweet Lukey!" Leni gushed.
"Yeah, thanks Leni." Dipper said with a blush.
"Y'know you can just go up and ask her to dance bro. Girls dig it when guys have confidence. Take some advice from the Girl Guru." Lincoln pointed at himself and had a confident smile.
Everyone stared at him for a second but soon started to laugh while Lincoln got angry.
"Hey!" He cried indigently.
Later, the party had started and the place was packed. Everyone was doing their own thing. Stan walked out from some and went over to Mabel and Leni, who were looking around the party.
"So can your Great Uncle throw a party or what?" Stan said with a smile.
"The energy is electric! Right Luna?!" Soos said while DJing.
"You know it bra! Let's turn it up loud! No pun intended." Luna said and brought out her guitar and started playing a tune, in which everyone cheered at.
"Man, Soos and Luna are rocking tonight! Huh little bro?" Bobby asked Lincoln.
"Y'know it." Lincoln agreed and did their handshake but stopped when they say Lee and Nate panicking.
"What's wrong you two?" Lincoln asked.
"Little Loud! We just heard your Uncle say that we can only leave if we pay an exit fee of $15!" Nate panicked.
"Dude! We only have 13! We're trapped!" Lee nervously said.
Bobby started to get nervous as well and took out his wallet to count the money, while Lee and Nate went to a window and started to pound nervously on the window to get someone's attention.
Lincoln looked on and sighed.
Outside, Wendy and Dipper, who didn't notice Lee and Nate, were working the ticket station. Nearby, Ronnie Anne and Lana were working at the door while Dipper was looking at his list.
"So here's a casual question! Coughs… what's your favorite type of snack food?"
"Oh, man! I can't just pick one!" Wendy said and started to think.
"No way! Mine too!" Dipper over excitedly said.
"Wait, what?" Wendy asked.
"Uh, nothing. " Dipper said automatically and internally slapped himself.
He felt a tapping on his shoulder and saw Ronnie Anne with an unimpressed look and handed him a piece of paper and walked back to where Lana was.
He looked at it and it read 'Smooth bro. You'll get that dance soon.' – Lana
He could hear the sarcasm from his little sister and glared her. She gave him a thumbs up and that turned into a thumbs down and Ronnie Annie made an 'L' with her hand on her head. They then both high-fived each other while Lucas rolled his eyes. He looked at Wendy and she looked like she didn't notice and internally sighed.
Meanwhile, with Mabel and Leni, the both of them were dancing and a couple of times guys would come and talk to Leni but Mabel would shoo them away because Lori had told her too while she was with Bobby or helping out.
"You having fun sis?!" Mabel asked cheerfully.
"Totes! And the bow I suggested, like, makes the rest of your outfit pop while on the dance floor!" Leni said.
"You are the fashionably member of the family after all! And I did pick out a great outfit for you as well."
Leni was wearing Turquoise Skinny Jeans, a white blouse, brown boots and had the 'L' necklace she had gotten from the shop.
"Aw! Thanks Lei! And your outfit for me like, rocks!" Leni said and they hugged.
After that nice moment, they walked and sat down on some chairs next to two girls and they both drank some water. Mabel finished and saw a girl that had a lizard.
"Wow! You've got an animal on your body! I'm Leia, but people also call me Mabel. This is my older sister Leni."
"Hi." Leni said with a bright smile.
"Hi, I'm Grenda. This is Candy."
And Asian-American girl waves at Mabel and Leni, but the most noticeable thing was that she has forks taped on her fingers.
"Why do you have forks taped to your fingers?" Mabel asked.
Candy puts her hand into Grenda's bowl of popcorn and she pulls it out to have popcorn on it.
"Improvement of human being." Candy said.
"Ooo, my sister Lisa would love to meet you. She's into sciency stuff." Mabel said impressed.
"That sounds like a plan. I also see how fashionable you sister is." Candy said.
"Yep, she's Leni Loud, fashionista extraordinar! Did I saw the word right?" Leia asked.
"You sure did sis." Leni with an approving nod.
"I have a cousin who is into fashion as well and has a small fashion company. She's always looking for talent." Candy explained.
Leni eyes widened and had a big smile on her face and started jumping in excitement and said.
"Excuse me, I need to find Lori!" She said happily and ran off.
"How many siblings do you have?" Grenda asked.
"11 sisters, but 10 because my baby sister, Lily couldn't come and 2 brothers." Mabel said.
"Awesome! I'm an only child!" Grenda said.
"It must be a great to have all of them." Candy said.
"I think I found my people." Mabel said cheerfully.
"Alright dudes, who rocks and parties the hardest gets this wicked party crown!...[holds up the crown]… made by Lana Loud." Luna said.
"Most applause at the end of the night wins!" Soos finishes.
Someone, who looks wealthy, walked up with her friend too Luna and Soos and said," Party crown? I'll take that, thank you very much."
"Huh, reminds of an older, more bossy and spoiled Lola." Luna thought.
"Who's that?" Mabel asked.
"The most popular girl in town, Pacifica Northwest." Candy said.
"I always feel bad about myself around her." Grenda said sadly.
"My partner and I can't just give you the crown. It's sort of a completion thing." Soos explained.
Pacifica laughed, picked up the microphone and said," Honestly, who's gonna compete against me? Fork girl? Lizard lady?" She said and laughed again.
"Hold me, Candy!"
"Our kind isn't welcomed here." Candy said as they held each other.
Mabel and possibly the rest of her siblings narrowed their eyes at the comment. Mabel angrily walked over to Soos and Luna. She popped up from behind the table happily and said.
"Hey, I'll compete!" She went over to Pacifica and said," I'm Leia, but people also calls me Mabel."
"That sounds like a fat old lady's name." Pacifica commented.
"I'll take that as a compliment!" Mabel said cheerfully.
"May the better partier win." Pacifica said and walked away with her friends.
Luna, who had annoyed looked, walked over to Mabel .
"Hey sis, you what to do right?" Luna said with crossed arms.
"Take her down and win this." Leia said with a smile and nod
Luna nodded and gave her a thumbs up.
"You'll do great sis, take down that copy of Lola." She said and they laughed at the joke.
Luna soon felt something wet hit her in the back. She jumped a little and turned around to see Lola with a plastic cup and had a surprised expression.
"Uh oh, I must've accidentally tripped and got you drenched in soda. My bad." She said innocently but Luna knew otherwise.
"Soos, you have the reins while I deal with my sister." Luna said through gritted teeth.
Soos gave her a thumbs up and pressed a button on his keyboard and it went 'wham!'
Lola ran while Luna ran after her. Leia rolled her eyes and went to Candy and Grenda so she could prepare.
Back outside, Wendy and Lucas were still outside handing out tickets but Wendy soon looked through the window.
"Whoa! Sounds like the party's getting nuts."
"Let the battle for the party crown begin! Leia comes out strong! Watch out, Pacifica!" Soos said.
"I gotta get in there! Cover for me?" Wendy asked Dipper.
"Umm… well I, um-"
Wendy smiled and said," Thanks, man!" She said and ran inside.
Dipper groaned in frustration at his plan having a setback but he felt a tapping on shoulder and looked to see Ronnie Anne.
"You go ahead and attempt to woo her. I'll take your take place, Brainiac." She said with a smirk.
Dipper rolled his eyes at the nickname she always called him but nodded in agreement and was about to run inside but Lana stopped him.
"Again, your sisters will help you." Lana said.
"Still no, Lana." Lucas said and went inside.
Lana rolled her eyes but got an idea, she pulled out a walkie talkie and turned it on.
"Plumber to princess, Mr. Conspiracy is inside and is on the move."
Lola's voice came from the other end and said, "Princess to plumper, I read you. Vampiress and I will get him. Also, we should consider a new codename for Dipper."
Dipper walked through the dance floor looking for Wendy. He found her dancing and immediately started walking towards her. He played the steps of his plan in his head and was planning on commencing step 2.
"Hey Dipper." A voice said.
Dipper jumped in fright and held his chest and turned around to find Lucy next to him.
"Hey Luce, what's up?" Lucas asked, but knew exactly why she was here.
"I was wondering if you wanted to hear some poetry that you might want to use."
Before he could respond she started to recite one.
I feel trapped in the darkness
I don't know what to do
But I soon see a girl with hair as red as fire
The light burns the skin
But you must go into the light
Then your journey may end
Dipper blinked, it was a good poem but he could see the morbid center in it. Also, poetry wasn't on the list so he had to continue.
"Sorry sis, but I won't be needing that. But it was good none the less." He said and walked past her.
"So did he take it?" Lola asked when she walked to her.
"No. He cast it aside, like a piece of trash in the wind. But he liked it." Lucy said.
"Fine. I'll have to do this myself." She said with a determined look and walked off.
Dipper was getting closer to Wendy and he was hoping that the rest of his sisters wouldn't meddle.
"Yeah, if pigs could fly… then again, Lisa could be working that." Dipper thought and started thinking about if Lisa could do it.
"Hi Lukey!" Said a voice.
Lincoln stopped and looked around. A couple of people were chuckling at him and his face went read with embarrassment. He turned to Lola who was giving him a smile.
"What is it Lola." He annoyingly asked.
"Oh nothing. Just wanted to give my big brother some tips on how to be gentleman when being with a girl. In Gill DeLily's book 'How to be a proper Gentlemen' you must… hey!" She yelled in frustration and anger.
Lola was looking around with mad expression on her face while Dipper hid under the table that had all the snacks on it.
Lucas sighed, looked at the readers and said," Well folks, even when you ask, my sisters will always meddle. I mean, how am I supposed to get a dance with Wendy with them butting in. If only I could be at two places at once…"
A few minutes later, Lucas and Lincoln were back at Stan's office. Dipper got on and laid down on the copy machine while Lincoln was ready to press the button.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Lincoln skeptically asked.
"I hope so. Also, once I'm done, you can make a copy of yourself as well." Lucas said.
Lincoln sighed and said," Fine, here we go."
Lincoln pressed the button and Dipper was copied. The paper with the copy of him falls to the ground and it starts to ripple. After a second, the Lucas clone comes to life and the original and clone look at each other.
"Whoa! I have a really big head." The original Dipper said.
"Wow." Lincoln muttered in awe.
"So, uh… chuckles… sorry, you first. Stop copying me!" Both Dipper's said and laughed.
Dipper writes a number 2 on the clones hat and said," I will call you: Number 2."
"Definitely not. You know a name I've always wanted?"
"Tyrone?" The both of them said.
"Hey guys, not trying to sound mean or anything but… can I please clone myself now?" Lincoln asked excitedly.
"I'll call you Ace. After our favorite comic book hero. Ace Savvy." Lincoln said when his clone came to life.
"Sounds appropriate. Now, what's the plan?" Ace asked.
"Simple, I help, unless you two want to help as well, with Lucas here with getting a dance with Wendy." Tyrone said.
"I know I was just created a couple of seconds ago but, wouldn't it be easier to just ask?" Ace asked.
"Nope, too many variables." Dipper said and both Lincoln's internally groaned.
"Okay, Tyrone. Let's get down to business. We both know our sisters will meddle in all of this. So I'm thinking you distract them, while I ask Wendy to dance."
"I know the plan buddy." Tyrone nodded and they both pulled a list.
"And we'll support you when you call us." Ace said.
Lucas thought of something and said nervously," Hey, we're not gonna get jealous and turn on each other like the clones in the movies, right?"
Lincoln realized this as well and took a couple of steps back.
"Guys please; this is us you're talking about. Plus hey! You can always disintegrate us with water."
All four of them tapped their heads and said," Yeeah… yeeeah!" They said and laughed.
Tyrone went onto the dance floor and pretended to look for Wendy but soon get's ambushed by Lola and Lucy, who bombard him with advice, poems and a little anger on Lola's side because the original Lucas had ditched her. But she gave him the advice anyway. Tyrone nodded at Dipper while he gave his clone a thumbs up.
"So, what are you and Ace going to do?" Dipper asked.
"Hang out and maybe prank some people." Lincoln said.
"Maybe we can pull something off on our sisters. Something like from The Shining." Ace said.
"Nice. Well, good luck with Wendy bro." Lincoln said and they ran off.
Dipper nodded and then walked over to Wendy, who was standing near a wall near where the food was.
"Great news, Wendy! I got someone to cover the ticket booth for me!"
"That's awesome. You can hang out with me and Robbie. Robbie, you remember Dipper from the Convenience store?" Wendy said.
"Uh, no." He said.
"I was with Luna and Lynn. I helped stop those ghosts." Dipper said.
"Right, your sister Luna is kinda cute, is she seeing anyone?" Robbie asked.
"She's not interested." Lucas said.
Robbie shrugged and then said to Wendy," She'll come around. Check out my new guitar."
Robbie started playing it and Wendy became impressed. Dipper gasps and realizes that there is another obstacle in his plan. He looked at Tyrone, who was moving his head discreetly somewhere away from the party.
Lucy and Lola didn't seem to notice but were soon went to a different location when Tyrone said something. Dipper and Tyrone were then back in the attic thinking of a way to get Robbie away from Wendy.
"Ok, we need a plan to get rid of Robbie, or else no dance with Wendy!" Dipper said.
"And we need to think of something quick. We're both the same person so we need to think of a plan." Tyrone said.
Lucas thought for a second and then came up with an idea, in his personal opinion it wasn't good but if his sister could do it, then so could he.
"What if… we get Luna to hang out Robbie? Then he would be preoccupied and I get to be with Wendy." Dipper said.
"I thought of that too, are we sure, we should go through with that?" Tyrone asked.
"There just friends who love music, I mean, Luna told me she wasn't interested in Robbie was but I think it's one sided. So no problem." Lucas said with a shrug.
"Ok, what if it backfires?"
They got to thinking again and Dipper went to the window and looked out. Something caught his eye and saw a bike and remembered something Wendy told him about Robbie owning a bike. Tyrone went over and looked at the bike as well.
"You got the same idea as me?" Dipper said with a grin.
"You know it. But we might need help."
The two of them went back to Stan office and Dipper writes a number 3 on the third clones hat.
"And that's where you come in number three."
"But what if Robbie catches me? I'll be all alone!"
"Yeah, he or me makes a good point." Tyrone said.
"Ok, one more. Good point. Four Lucas. This is a four Lucas plan."
He gets on the copier again and makes another copy. The machine jams up and Tyrone checks on it. He pulls the paper out and the new clone, that looks crumbled and weird, screams as it comes to life.
"NYANYYANAYANA!" It said and tried to attack Tyrone.
"C'mon, you're not gonna make me partner up with him, are you?" Number 3 skeptically said.
Meanwhile with Leni, she had found Lori, and told her what happened.
"Wait, so you literally might have a chance of someone using your designs?" Lori said.
"Yeah, I don't know the details but it could, like happen!" Leni cheerfully said.
"Wow that is cool. Wish I had a fashion joke. But I'm needling some help. Ha! Ha!" Luan said and Lori groaned.
"I don't get it." Leni said.
"Sigh, I guess that one needed work." Luan said.
"NOW I'M GONNA DO A FLIP!" Mabel yelled from the front of the room.
She attempted to do one but falls on her face. The three of them cringed and was going to help her but Mabel looked up.
"That was for YOU guys!" She cheered.
Everyone cheered for her and she got up. Lori looked confused and said.
"What's going on?"
"Oh, contest for whoever parties the hardest. Leia is up against some rich kid." Luna said as she walked to them.
"Aren't you supposed to help, Soos?" Luan asked.
"Naw, the dude has it. Have any of you seen Robbie? I need to talk to him about something."
The three of them had a look and Lori slyly said, "Oh, does it have something to do with asking him to dance?"
Luna's eyes widened and said," What?! N-no, I was just going to sample some of the music he cooked up. What made you guys think that?!"
"Like, you've been spending a lot of time with him." Leni pointed out.
"We hang out with you guys. We're musicians, we need feedback on our work." Luna said and had a small blush.
"Whatever you say sis." Luan said with a smirk.
"Now I know how Luke and Linc feel." Luna mumbled.
Clone 3 was nearby and overheard the conversation. He was supposed to find Luna so he caught somewhat of a break. He walked over to her and said.
"Hey sis, Robbie is over there talking to Wendy. Now's your time to whoo him." He joked.
The four of them laughed while Luna grumbled something under her breath and walked over to where Wendy and Robbie were.
"Hey Luke, why do you look whiter? Are you getting enough sun?" Leni asked in concern.
"Huh? Uh… yeah, maybe it's the lighting in here." 3 said a little nervously.
"Ok, you want to water?" Leni asked and held a cup full of it to him.
3 screamed and ran off with his sisters looking on in confusion.
"Was it something I said?" Leni asked.
Meanwhile, with Lincoln and Ace, they were outside, watching Ronnie Anne and Lana. Lincoln walked over to Ronnie Anne and tapped her on the shoulder.
"Huh, oh hey Linc, what's up?"
"Nothing, just wanted to check on you. Need anything?"
"Yeah, a soda will do."
"Here you go." Ace said with a soda.
"Thanks Lincoln… ahhh!" Ronnie Anne screamed and fell out of her chair.
Ace ran while Lincoln looked at Ronnie Anne with fake concern.
"Are you ok?"
"W-what happened?!" She said.
"What do you mean? I got you your soda."
"B-but… I think I need to take a break and do something inside. Cover for me?"
"Sure thing."
Ronnie Anne walked off thinking of what happened. She didn't notice Lincoln and Ace high-fiving each other.
Meanwhile, Dipper was looking at the where Robbie, Luna and Wendy were and they were all talking and laughing.
"Alright guys. Plan B." He said to his clones.
Dipper walked up to Soos and whispers something in his ear.
"Dudes, would the owner of a silver and red dirt bike please report outside. It's being stolen right now."
"Wait, WHAT!?" Robbie yells.
Robbie runs outside and yells the thieves to stop. Luan looks through the window and see clones 3 and 4 riding away. She had a confused face and sniffs the drink she has and then gives it to Lori.
"Hey sis, does this smell funny to you?"
Lori had a raised eyebrow and said, "Why?"
"Well… I thought I saw two Dipper's and they stole Robbie's bike."
"Ok… I think you literally may be seeing things."
Meanwhile, Dipper had the perfect opportunity to dance with Wendy but chickened out due to seeing non viable variables. He soon makes a couple of more clones to make a plan and they soon go into action.
Number 10 walks up to Soos with a Laser pointer and said," Hey, Soos, look! A glowing dot!
"Oh man, I'm so glad I turned my head. That dot does not disappoint."
Soos soon chases after the dot and number 10 puts in a disc that read 'Wendy's Mix.' The rest of the clones do their jobs by distracting Stan or the sisters. Number 6 rings a bell and Tyrone nods.
"That's your cue. It's the perfect moment to ask Wendy to dance. Good luck, me!" Tyrone said to Dipper as he leaves the attic.
Dipper had a confident look and said, "I don't need luck. I have a plan." Turns the hallways and sees Wendy in the next hallway. "AH!"
"Oh hey, man. What's up?" Wendy said.
"W-what are you doing here? I mean, wouldn't you rather be out on the dance floor, uh, in like exactly 42 seconds?"
Wendy didn't seem to hear what he said last and said, "I'm just waiting for the bathroom."
"Um, okay. Small talk. Small talk. Small talk." He said the last part to himself.
"So hey, let's say everyone at this party gets stuck on a desert island. Who do you think the leader would be?"
"First, definitely not Lori, she'll be a commando." He said and chuckled.
"K, but I would go for that lunatic." Wendy said and point at a short, sweaty man dancing.
"Ha! I'd probably go for Stretch over there, uh, because tall people can reach coconuts?" Lucas said and pointed at a tall man doing the moonwalk.
"Speaking of tall, wanna see something?" Wendy pulls out a photo of her brothers."Those are my brothers, and I'm. Booop."
She Showed him a picture of her. Contrary to what she looked now, she had pigtails, braces and to Dipper, looked like a freak.
Dipper chuckled and said, "Ha, you were a freak!" He then covered his mouth after figuring out on what he said.
Wendy didn't seem to take offense to it and said, "Chill dude, I don't mind. But yeah, I sure do."
"You know, kids used to make fun of my birthmark before I started hiding it all the time. That and my sisters."
Wendy became interested and said, "Birthmark?"
"Uh, no! It's nothing! I… was… why did I say that?" Lucas nervously said.
"No way, dude! Now you have to show me! Show me, show me!" Wendy said excitedly.
Dipper sighed, knowing that he couldn't get out, lifted his bangs to show a Big Dipper-like birthmark.
"The Big Dipper! That's how you got your nickname! I thought one your sisters or Lincoln came up with that or your parents must've hated you or something."
"Wait, Lori or someone else didn't tell you?"
"I've been meaning to ask, but I always forget to. Hey, I guess we're both freaks."
They both clink their cups and laughed while Pacifica angrily exited the bathroom.
"Wait here?" Wendy asked and went to the bathroom.
"Of course." Dipper said cheerfully.
With Mabel, she and Pacifica were waiting for Soos, who was going to tell everyone the results.
"Alright dudes! It's time for the v-vote! For the bestowing of the party crown!" Soos said and played an explosion on the keyboard.
"Pacifica, I just wanna say that whoever wins, it's been a super fun party." Mabel said cheerfully.
"Tsk. Awww, it thinks it's gonna win. Hey, did you hear that? People clapping for the weird girl? Yeah, me neither." Pacifica sarcastically said.
"I want to slap that smug grin off her face." Lola said.
"Don't worry sis, you'll get too soon." Lori said.
"I'd pay to see that." Lucy appeared next to them and they jumped.
"Let the party crown voting commence! Alright, applaud for Leia."
Everyone, including Leia's siblings clap loudly.
"Let's check the applause meter." Soos raises his hand. "Oh, oh, very good."
Mabel and her siblings smile.
"And the next contestant: Pacifica."
The crowd applauds quietly but more applaud after Pacifica glares at them.
"Uh-oh, a tie! This has like, never happened before."
Pacifica looks around then goes to Old Man McGucket, who was sleeping on a bench. She gives him a dollar and he applauds.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we-we have a winner. The winner of the contest, is Pacifica Northwest." Soos said and gives Pacifica the crown.
"Thank you, Jorge. Thank you everyone! Everyone comes to the after-party at my parent's boat! Woo-woo!" Pacifica said.
Everyone cheers and hoist Pacifica over their shoulders. Mabel goes to Candy and Grenda while her siblings walk over to her.
"Hey sis, sorry that you didn't win." Luna said.
"Yeah, she's spoiled and get's what she wants." Luan said.
"And poor sportsmanship." Lynn said.
"Yeah. Sorry that I let you guys down. I understand if you wanna leave." Mabel said.
"But then we'll miss the sleepover." Candy said.
"The what?"
"We want to call our moms and see if we can sleep over here with you. You're like, a total rock star!" Grenda said.
Candy pulled a magazine out of her bag and said," I have magazine boys."
"Ooo, can I, like, hang with you guys?" Leni asked.
"Yes! The more the merrier!" Mabel said.
"Soos, hit it dawg!" Luna said.
"Way ahead of ya, dude!" Soos said and started another song.
Everyone started to dance with Soos dancing with them as well.
"Hey, where's Luke and Linc?" Lynn asked.
"There probably making more clones or something… oops." Lucy said.
"What?!" The sisters said.
Dipper, Lincoln, Tyrone and Ace were on the roof, the brothers hand their clones a soda each and look at the sky. Earlier, Dipper had fought his clones on who would dance with Wendy. He and Tyrone were left but saw Wendy laughing and talking to Robbie, while also noticing Luna have a look of sorts, and they figured they couldn't dance with her. Lincoln and Ace had joined them to see if they were alright.
"Some night, huh?" Tyrone said.
A shooting star passes by and the four of them open their cans.
"Yeah, I'm surprised none of our sisters found out about this." Lincoln said.
"True Linc. But do you guys think I have a chance with Wendy? I mean she's the same age as Luna while Tyrone and I are 12." Dipper said.
"Don't know bro. Although you should've listened to our sisters advice. It actually works out in the end." Lincoln said.
"Well, that's a lesson well learned. Cheers." Ace said.
Everyone drinks their soda but Tyrone and Ace' stomach's start to melt.
"Uh oh." The both of them said.
"Tyrone, Ace!" Both brothers said.
"it's ok dudes, we had a good run." Ace said.
"Yeah, and Lucas. Remember what we talked about." Tyrone said.
"Of course." Dipper said.
"See you guys later, we hope." Ace said and they both completely dissolved.
"Well, that was interesting." Dipper said.
"Yeah, at least our sisters didn't find out."
The sound of the door that led to the roof opened and the brothers turned around to see their sisters, with unimpressed looks.
"Lincoln and Lucas Loud. Why didn't you tell us that you made clones?" Lori said.
"Uh, oh." Both brothers muttered.
