Took me awhile to write this one, I had finals, figuring out if I should write this or an original chapter and also I've been on vacation since the start of June. I'm visiting family in Guam right now and I'm having a great time. Another reason was to watch the new episodes of the Loud House to get more material. And my favorite is 'L is For Loud' because that one had something shocking. It was revealed that Luna is Bisexual! Chris has been pushing barriers in the show and this one I fully support and I actually want Luna and Sam to be canon. Loud House is one great show.

Well, onto the story.

I own nothing.


The Time Traveler's Pig

A week or so after Pioneer's Day, the Loud's and Stan were preparing for one Stan's cash cows, which was the 'Mystery Fair'. And everyone was pitching in to get the place ready, even though everything looked old and beat-up. But for Stan, it was perfect for him.

"There she is you guys, the cheapest fair money could buy." Stan proudly said.

The sound of something snapping and then the screams of a couple of people were heard. Stan, Leia and Leni looked up and went back a couple of steps as a tram-car came crashing down. Dipper and Lincoln were in it with terrified expression on their faces.

"I think the Sky-Tram is broken." Dipper muttered.

"And most of our bones." Lincoln said.

"Ha! These guys. Alright, alright. I've got a job for you all." Grunkle Stan pulls out a bunch of fake safety inspections that had A + on them. "I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspections certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit."

"Grunkle Stan, this doesn't seem right." Leni said.

"Yeah, is that legal?" Mabel asked.

"It only is when there's no cops around, then anything's legal!"

"Oh, ok!" Leni happily said and went to putting the fake inspections on the rides.

"Her nativity amuses me." Stan said.

But on the inside, he was nervous and dreading when Leni goes out into the world and also when she goes out by herself sometimes when her sisters or brothers aren't with her. Leni was the kindest person he knew, Stan wasn't much of a kind person but only to his family and cared for them, not that he would say it out loud.

"Soos, Lana, how's the dunk tank coming along?" Stan continued

Soos was using a blowtorch while Lana watched him," Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines."

"Yeah, it's gonna be hilarious when Lynn tries and she fails."

Meanwhile, Lynn was playing a Basketball game that gave out prizes after she helped put together all the sports games together.

Lynn stopped as if she felt something and said," Why do I feel as if I have a challenge to accomplish?"

Back with the others, Stan was checking the Dunk Tank by tapping it and it barely moved.

"Ha, you've got it rigged from here to Timbuktu! There's nothing on Earth that could knock me down!"

"Yeah, except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon." Soos said.

"Or maybe Lola on a tantrum or when Lynn get's super mad. But the laser cannon sounds awesome." Lana added.

Stan ignored them and started to feel his pockets," Hey, you haven't seen my red screwdriver, have ya? Damn thing went missing. Lana, did you take it?"

"No, I have Ella." Lana said and showed her prized screwdriver.

"Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing-um took it."

Lana had a skeptical look and said," Is thing-um a word?"

"Nope but I hope it does soon."

Lana had an impressed look and said," Just like Leia, you're a visionary."

"Complement each other later. Alright, let's see where'd I put that thing." Stan said as he looked through the tool box.

Meanwhile behind the porta potty's, a bald, man with goggles and a jumpsuit was talking to a communicator and was holding Stan's Screwdriver.

"The mission is proceeding as planned. Over."

Blendin used the screwdriver to fix his camouflage suit and walked away.


Later, everything was set up, the Loud's were either hanging around, playing games or had to help with booths. Lori looked around as she had her arm around Bobby, the last time she was at a fair was when she was using Clyde to make Bobby jealous when he hung out with Lincoln too much instead of her. It wasn't one of her best moments but she learned from that.

"I gotta say babe, this is more rocking than the party." Bobby said.

"Have you been spending time with Luna?" Lori said with a suspicious look.

Bobby got nervous and said," What? No, no, n-nothing like that, well… we talked a couple of times and Nate and Robbie talked music with her when I was in the room but noting-"

Lori started to giggle and said," Oh Boo Boo Bear, I was just joking. You're like family to everyone, it's ok."

Normally Lori would gotten jealous with Bobby talking to Luan, Luna or Leni but she was ok with it, considering how serious their relationship was and how close he was to the family.

Bobby sighed in relief and said," Phew, you had me there babe. Although, It just came to me that I wished Kim, Becky and the rest of the gang would be here."

"True, but we do have our new group of friends here in Gravity Falls, also I think Kim said he would visit later during the summer." Lori said.

"That sounds awesome. So, do you want to go on the Tunnel of Love and Corndogs?" Bobby asked.

Lori kissed his cheek and said," Sure do."

The both of them walked over to the said ride while on the other side of the fair, Stan was sitting on the seat in the Dunk Tank and was holding a megaphone.

"It's 12 o'clock! The Dunk Tank is now open!" He yelled, which made everyone nearby cover their ears from the megaphone screech.

"Step right up, and dunk me folks! I'm talking to you, Cut-offs! And to you too, Muffin-Top, High-Pants! Who wants a piece of me?"

The people who were called out by Stan, including others threw their balls, at the target but it failed to knock Stan down.

"Ahahahaha! Come back anytime, folks! Aahaha!"

"So, you all know it's rigged, except for Lynn?" Ronnie Anne asked Lincoln, as they watched.

"Yeah, pretty much. We just wanted to see how long it will take for her to figure it out." Lincoln said with a chuckle.

"What's happening?" Said a voice.

Lincoln and Ronnie Anne jumped and turned around to see Lynn standing behind them, with drink in her hand.

"Oh… uh, Grunkle Stan is sitting on the Dunk Tank and nobody is able to dunk him. Do you think you're able to?" Lincoln taunted.

Lynn rolled her eyes, scoffed and said," I dunked the guy back at the Royal Woods fair so many times that the booth guy begged me to stop due to running out of prizes. Watch the master."

Lynn gave her drink to Lincoln, stretched out her arm, and went to pay for a ball and stood a couple of feet to aim at the target.

"Alright Lynnie, let's see if you can dunk me!" Stan taunted.

Lynn gritted her teeth in annoyance, a couple of people had used that nickname on her and it annoyed her to no end. The people who say it, always paid at the end, and the next person to pay was her Great Uncle.

"Get ready to eat those words Grunkle Stan!" Lynn said and threw the ball.

The ball hit the target but nothing happened, Stan had thought for a second his athletic grandniece would've done it but laughed when nothing happened. Lynn gaped, wondering what just happened.

"Haha! Try again!" Stan joyfully yelled.

Lynn gritted her teeth and bought another ball and was about to throw it when a thought crossed her mind. Stan was a conman and swindled a lot of people, he probably done something to the Dunk Tank.

"Psssh. Nice try." Lynn thought.

She looked around the Dunk Tank and noticed a tree with branch was close enough to the opening of the Dunk Tank, and she had an idea.

"Meh, if Michael Jordon and Larry Bird can do it, why can't I? Even though it was a commercial and wasn't real, it's possible." She thought.

She aimed it at the tree and threw it. Stan looked up and let out a guffaw at it.

"Ha! Worst aim ever! You missed!"

"I never miss." Lynn said in a smug tone.

The ball hit the bottom of the branch and ricochets off it. The ball zoomed and nailed Stan in the back of the head and he ended up falling into the water. Everyone cheered and hoisted Lynn onto her shoulders while they chanted her name.

"Huh, I guess we underestimated her." Lincoln said in a stunned tone.

Stan got himself out of the water, and sat back on the seat, with a dazed look.

"Where am I?" Stan dazedly said.


Meanwhile Dipper and Wendy were eating Corn Dogs that were shaped like question marks, and were oblivious to what happened with Lynn.

"How do they get them into this shape? It's unnatural." Lucas said.

"But Dipper, they're so… Delicious?" She said as she held the corn dog over her head and they laughed.

A drop of mustard dripped on her shirt and Wendy said," Aw, boo! I'll be right back." She said and left.

"I'll be right here! Dipper called and chuckled nervously," I love you." He whispered.

"Look at you two! Getting all romantic at the fair!" Mabel said as she, Lucy and Luna walked up to him.

"Yeah little bro, getting your game on." Luna said.

"Your close to spending eternity together." Lucy said.

Dipper ignored the last comment and said," Eh, it's no big deal."

"Yeah, it is!"

"Ok, you're right, it is! Isn't it awesome? I just dove in! I asked and she said yes!"

"Dip, I was there, she said 'Yeah, I guess so.'" Luna pointed out.

"But still, I guess your guy's advice actually worked."

"Luke, please, we're girls, we know how girls work." Lucy said.

"She's right, when are you and Lincoln ever going to learn! We're always right about everything! Hey, do you smell a gallon of body spray?"

"Yeah, it's Robbie." Luna said.

Robbie was walking around and spotted the group and walked up to them.

"Hey, have any of you dorks seen Wendy around. Sup Luna." He said the last part with a smirk.

Mabel was the only one who noticed the small blush that Luna had and she said," Hey Rob."

"Who wants to know?" Dipper asked, slightly jealous.

Robbie took some of the cotton candy from Mabel and said," Yeah, I got some new super tight jeans. Thought she, Luna and if Tambry is around if they wanted to check 'em out." He said as he thrusts the jeans.

"Dude, those better not be shrinkable, or else things won't be so sunny down there." Luna said.

Robbie waved her off and said," Naw, won't happen, has to be a huge bucket of water or something. So do you know where Wendy is?"

"Yeah! You know, I think I saw her in the Bottomless Pit. You should really go jump in there."

"That seems fun, nothing but an endless fall to oblivion." Lucy commented.

The others gave her strange looks, except for Robbie, who looked impressed.

"I like her, is she another one your many sisters?" Robbie asked Luna.

"Yeah."

"Cool and maybe I will smart guy." Robbie said the last part to Dipper.

He then bumped him as he walked away.

"He can be such a jerk sometimes." Luna said as she shook her head.

"Oh my Gosh! You like him! Luna, I can definitely set you guys up!" Leia said as she jumped at the balls of her feet.

Dipper gave them a confused look and said," Seriously, I thought you were still getting over your breakup with Sam?"

Luna remembered how nervous she was when she gave Sam the letter and happy she was when Sam felt the same the same way. For her, Luna had came out Bisexual a couple of years ago and the family accepted her the way she was. Unfortunately, she and Sam had to break up, due to her moving out of state to New York because of a job offer for her dad.

Sam was Luna's first serious girlfriend since coming out and even though she seemed ok, her sisters and brothers would find her sorta depressed from time to time. But to Luna herself, Sam was going to be in a special place in her heart.

"I mean, he is sorta cute and he's pretty sick on the guitar, but, I don't think we'll work out." Luna said.

"Is it because he's into music that delves into the darkness?" Lucy asked.

"Is it because he pours gallons of Cologne on himself?" Mabel said.

"Is it because he's stuck up jerk?" Dipper said in a deadpanned manner.

"A little bit on the jerk part but… it turns out he likes this band that has voiced how they hate people who are gay, lesbian and bisexual in their music. So I'm not sure if he feels the same way about me. What am I going to do?" Luna said with defeated sigh.

"Doesn't Wendy or any of her friends know?" Mabel asked.

"Huh... actually, Wendy and Tambry know, while the guys don't, I honestly don't know why it hasn't come up." Luna said with a nervous chuckle.

Lucas gave his sister a sympathetic look and said," Hey its ok Luna, you could just ask him and if he doesn't feel the same way, then move on because your Luna Loud. Also, Wendy told me if your looking for a date, she could hook up you with someone, after she told me that you told her about your dating situation. Then there could be a shot at romance for you… wow, I think you guys are rubbing off on me." Dipper said the last part in realization.

"That you are bro! Also sis, everyone, including myself, will be there for you! Whatever happens, I will be… OH MY GOSH, A PIG!"

Mabel then took off to another side of the fair while bumping into people.

"We really need to dumb down her sugar intake." Luna said with the other two siblings nodding.

"If'n you can guess the critter's weight, you can take the critter home!" The booth person said.

Mabel was mesmerized at all the pigs until one that was sitting down caught her eye.

"Oink-oink!" 15 Poundy said.

"Gasp! He said 'Mabel'! Either that or 'doorbell'. Did you say 'Mabel' or 'doorbell'?"

"Oink-oink!"

Leia squealed in delight but her happiness was crushed when she heard someone say something to her.

"Oh look! Mabel found her real twin." Pacifica said and laughed with her friends as they walked away.

Leia narrowed her eyes and said," Pacifica! Sir, I must have that pig!"

"Ah, old 15-poundy! So, how much you guessin' he weighs?"

"Um, 15 pounds?"

"Are you some kind of witch? Well, here's your pig." The vendor said.

People who were nearby clapped for Mabel as the vendor gave Mabel the pig.

"And you'll be needin' these." He said as he gave her a fork and knife.

Mabel glared at him and he backed off with a shrug.


After Wendy got the stain off her shirt, she and Dipper walked to a booth and she spotted an interesting stuffed animal.

"Whoa, check it out! I don't know if it's a duck or a panda, but I want one!"

"My uncle taught me the secret to these games. You aim for the carnie's head, and take the prize when he's unconscious."

"Ha! Nice!"

"One ball, please." Dipper said as he gives the carnie the money.

"You only get one chances."

Wendy gave Dipper thumbs up and he nodded.

"And a-one and a-two and a-three!"

Dipper threw it and missed the target. It then bounced back at them and nailed Wendy in the eye.

"AH! MY EYE!" Wendy yelped in pain.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Wendy! Are you okay?"

"Does it look swollen?" She said and showed him her black eye.

Dipper started to panic a little and said," Everything's gonna be fine! I'll-I'll go get some ice!"

Dipper ran to find some ice, meanwhile, Mabel was showing some of her siblings her new pig.

"I've decided to name him Waddles, because he's waddles!" She said and held him up.

"Aw! He's like totes cute Lei! Hey little guy." Leni said as she petted his head.

"Yeah, so, when are we going to eat him?" Lana said.

"Lana." Mabel said as she gave her sister an unimpressed look.

"Sis, I think you should give him back. There's no way we're keeping that thing in the house and I highly doubt mom and dad will let you keep him once we get back."

"But Lori! WE have to! Just look at him." Mabel said as she held Waddles up to her.

Lori was about to say something else when she looked at Waddles, he had cute face and it was slightly pudgy. He tilted his head a little and oinked a little. Lori gushed and hugged the pig.

"Fine, we'll keep the little thing." She said.

"Welcome to the family Waddles." Mabel said as she patted his head.


Later in the day, Lucas was lying down on ball toss game, looking dejected. After he got the ice, he found Robbie helping Wendy with her black eye. To make matters worse, he had asked her to be his girlfriend and she said yes. After that, he wandered around, looking dejected and miserable. His sisters and brothers had noticed and tried to cheer him up but it didn't work.

"Paging Dr. Waddles, we got a boy here with a broken heart. Haha! Come on, man. Leni worked on his suit and Luan would be proud of my jokes." Leia said.

"You know bro, you can't let this get this down, I mean, when I made the embarrassing video of myself and Christina refused to look and talk to me, I didn't let it get to me, I just moved on." Lincoln said, hoping it would lift his older brother's spirits up.

"Yeah bro, you're on the boulevard of broken love right now but soon you'll be happy after getting over this." Luna said.

Dipper sighed and said," Do you guys ever wish you could go back and undo just one mistake?"

"Plenty dude, but I just let it slide, nothing you can do."

"Same but I always have a plan when it comes to fixing mistakes." Lincoln said.

"Nope, I don't! I do everything right, all the time!" Leia said, not helping.

Lucas got up and went to sit on a bench and said," It all happened because Robbie got to her first before I did. And I would've gotten there sooner with the ice if it wasn't for… that guy!"

Dipper pointed at another direction and everyone looked to see Blendin.

"Hey, you! Toolbelt! You ruined my life!" Dipper said as he walked up to him.

"Huh?"

"Say, I saw you around the fair all day dude. But for some reason near us. Are you following us?" Luna suspiciously said.

"And why are you bald? What's that all about?" Mabel asked.

"Mabes, how does that make sense with this?" Lincoln asked with a raised eyebrow.

"AAAGH! My position has been COMPROMISED! Assuming stealth mode!" Blendin then pressed buttons on his watch and made his suit change into different backgrounds. "Color match! Initiating color match! Come on dang it!"

"Wow, that's cool." Lincoln said.

"That's amazing! Are you from the future or something?"

"Uh, NO! Who told you that?! MEMORY WIPE!"

Blendin threw a baby wipe at Leia's face.

She held it in her hands and said," This is a baby wipe."

Blendin gave out a defeated sigh and said," All right, you've cornered me. I'm… a time traveler."

"Whoa, you're a what?" Luna said, not believing what she was hearing.

"So wait a minute, if you're from the future, do you have like a time machine, or something?"

"Like in the show 'Physician Who'?" Lincoln asked.

Blendin scoffed and said," Please, myself and the others who work for the Time Anomaly Unit aren't like him… shoot, I said too much! But yeah, that's kinda how it works."

Lucas was about to question further until he got an idea.

"Can I borrow it? I mean can we use your time machine just once?" Dipper asked.

"No! Out of the question! You know, this is sensitive extremely complicated time equipment." Blendin said as he took out a tape measure.

"Your kidding right?" Lincoln said.

"It looks like a tape measure." Dipper pointed out.

"You shut your time-mouth!"

Luna looked skeptical and said," Your joshing us dude, I've seen the movies, they have to be like a machine or a DeLorean or a Telephone box."

"Oh! You don't believe me?" Blendin said as he pulled the pulled tape measure and disappeared.

"Hey guys, I heard some whiny yelling over here and I thought I saw some guy do a disappearing act, what's going on?" Lynn asked as she walked up with a couple of prizes.

Before anyone could answer her, Blendin reappeared in old fashioned Renaissance clothing.

"Guess where I was… hey who's she?"

"Our sister Lynn. But you were telling the truth then." Lincoln said in awe.

"Yes, 15 years ago there was a costume shop right here! One second." Blendin said as he disappeared again.

"So uh… what's going on?" Lynn asked.

"We just met a real time traveler!" Leia excitedly said.

Lynn had a raised eyebrow and said," Really?"

Blendin came back in his normal suit, but it was on fire.

"Ah! Aw, hell! Pat! Pat down!" He yelled as he patted the fire out.

"So, who are you?" Lynn asked.

"Blendin Blandin, Time Anomaly Removal Crew year twenty sneventy-twelve. My mission is to stop a series of time anomalies that are supposed to happen at this very location! But-but I don't see any anomalies! I don't know if it's some kind of paradox, or I'm just really tired…" He said and sat down.

"Sound like you've been worked to the bone dude." Luna sympathized.

"Yeah, even I know when to relax and take a break when playing sports." Lynn said.

"Yeah, you could use a break. And I think we can recommend one of the various attractions at the Mystery Fair."

Blendin got up and said," You know what? What the heck! I'm worth it!" He said and started to leave. "But I've got my eye on you! Eehh… ehhh."

He then got on a ride that was operated by Soos and took off his belt and started to ride on it. That got Dipper to steal the belt and went back to everyone else.

"Here it is you guys. Our ticket to any moment in history."

"Ah right, I want to see myself as a music legend in the future mates!" Luna said excitedly in her British accent.

"Psshh lame, how about when I become a world famous sports player." Lynn said.

"How about find out the future lottery numbers and get rich." Lincoln suggested.

"Let's go get two dodos and force them to make out!" Mabel said.

"No! We gotta be smart about this. Remember the rules from Going Back to the Future and Physician Who, serious problems if we affect anything big to the Time Stream. All I'm going to do is just don't miss the target and accidently hit Wendy in the eye and she won't got out with Robbie."

"I'm coming too! I wanna relive the greatest moment of my life: winning Waddles." Leia said and kissed Waddles.

"Wouldn't it make more sense if you take him with you?" Lincoln said.

"True but I want the satisfaction of getting him again."

"Me too, I wanna relive how I managed to dunk Grunkle Stan." Lynn said with a devious look.

Luna had a skeptical look and said," I'm not so sure dudes, what if something bad happens?"

"No worries sis, everything will be fine. Also you can ask Robbie if he hates anyone who is homosexual. So you can make your decision." Lucas said.

"Wait, he hates people like that, where he is so I can beat the snot out of him. No one bad mouths my sister." Lynn seethed.

Lincoln rubbed his temples and said," No Lynn, he didn't and we don't know if he is homophobic."

"Oh."

"Alright everyone, here we go." Dipper said as he pulled the tape.

"High five anyone?" Lincoln said.

All five of them high fived and were then frozen in time along with everyone else. A second later, they disappeared and everything and everyone started to go in reverse until it went back to 12 o'clock.

The Loud kids reappeared at the same spot, except Lucas's hat was on fire.

"AH! Pat! Pat off!" He yelled as he patted it out.

"Hey Luke, you looked smokin there." Luan said as she walked by and giggled.

"Can we use that thing to slap her as many times as we want?" Lynn said and got unimpressed looks from everyone.

"If'n you can gue-"

Mabel got Waddles and said," 15 POUNDS!" She hugged Waddles and absentmindedly said," I'm not a witch but my sister Lucy is." As she walked away.

The booth guy brought out a torch lit it and said," Well, time to round up a mob."

Meanwhile, Lynn had already gotten to the Dunk Tank when Grunkle Stan had taunted everyone.

"Alright Lynn, let's see if you can dunk your Great Uncle." Stan taunted.

Lynn tossed the ball into the air for a second and threw it at the tree. Stan laughed again but was hit in the back of the head by the ball and fell in. Everyone cheered for Lynn again and hoisted her up on their shoulders. Stan got out of the water and onto the seat again and had a dazed look.

"Why do I have the weird feeling of Déjà Vu?"

With Luna, she was walking around and found Robbie sitting on a bench, tuning his guitar.

"Hey Robbie!" She called as she walked up to him.

Robbie looked up for second and said," Hey, Luna."

"You having trouble tuning that?"

Robbie rolled his eyes and said," Naw I got it."

Luna knew it was time to ask and thought up an idea.

"Just trying to help. So, quick question, how close are you and Tambry?"

Robbie stopped for a second and actually thought about it and said," I've known her and Wendy since the 6th Grade. Also, if your interested in her then go ahead, I'm not. Also Wendy told me something about her liking Lavender or something. By the way, where is Wendy, I need to show her my new tight jeans."

Luna looked confused for a second but got out of it and said," Wait, you knew she was Bi?"

"Uh yeah, the only ones who don't know are Lee and Nate, due them being dense. Heh, when Thompson found out he went into a room and-"

"HOLD IT! Too much information… so you are ok with people who are… like that?"

"Yeah, most people think I don't due to me listening to 'Bloody Main Street' but that's not the case." He said.

"Huh, wow, thanks. I'll see you around then and thanks again. Also, I think I saw Wendy nearby the Milk Bottle booth." Luna said, trying to sound casual.

Luna then walked away feeling relieved, on the inside she was cheering. Knowing she had a chance.

Meanwhile, Lucy had her own booth up and was in her 'Madame Lucy' persona. She was busy with a customer at the moment

"Hmm, your husband is alright and say he loves you." Lucy said.

The older woman wiped a tear from her eye and said," Oh tell him I love him too and I miss him."

"He said he knows and he also said-"

"There's the witch!"

Lucy and the older woman looked behind the woman to see a small angry mob with pitchforks and torches.

"Thanks for the tip kid." The pig booth man said.

"No problem, now you folks have a grand time." Gideon said as he winked at Lucy and ran off somewhere.

The mob started running towards Lucy, she screamed and ran away while the others chased her. She ran past Lincoln and Dipper as they planned out how Dipper would win the game without injuring Wendy.

"What was that about?" Lincoln asked.

"With Lucy, sometimes I don't know. So do you have any ideas on how this should go, wind speed and other things are a hazard. Considering we can't control it, we have to make due with it."

"Well, we can ask Lisa to make something to help you but that could take a while. Lana is a no, due to her doing something else at the moment. What if somehow I distracted Wendy and the booth guy while you hand Lynn the ball and she throws it while their distracted?"

Dipper tapped his chin in thought for a second and said," Good idea little brother, but other people will be around and the possibility of them calling us out are high… unless, I got an idea!"

Later Dipper was with Wendy at the Ball game again with the plan. He was judging the wind speed when Wendy interrupted him.

"Are you gonna go, man?" Wendy asked.

"And a-one and a-two and a-uh!" He said and purposely threw it straight up.

"Ah! Dude! You missed!" Wendy disappointedly said.

"Did I?"

The ball came back down, rolls down the tent, flies up, hits the windgage, rolls down a pipe that Lincoln was there to lift up, and flies at the dunk tank target. Grunkle Stan was holding an icepack to his head and saw the ball hit the target and nothing happened, he laughed triumphantly while the crowed groaned.

The ball then came back and flies between Dipper and Wendy, knocks down all the cans, and bounces off the back of the stand, and breaks through the top of the tent.

"Your stuffed creature of indeterminate species, miss." The Ball game carnie said as he handed Wendy the Duck-panda.

"Oh, hell yeah!" Wendy said as she squeezed it.

Lucas had a smug smile and then caught the ball with his hat.

"There you are, Wendy!" Robbie said as he walked up to them.

"Hey, Robbie."

"So I was wondering if I… you a…"

"Look what Dipper got for me!" Wendy said as she showed him the stuffed animal.

"Pfft. Whatever. Can't even tell what species it is. Stupid." He said and pulled his hood over his face and walked away defeated.

"What's his deal? Looks like I came to the fair with the right guy. My best friend."

Lucas eyes widened a little, he was a little disappointed that Wendy didn't say anything further, but he was surprised how she had called him her best friend.

"Y-you actually called me that?"

Wendy giggled and said," Yeah man, we hang out a lot and we have a good time. Also, there's no rule saying that I can't have best friend of the opposite gender."

"Wow… ok, that's cool. I'll be back in a moment, I need to do something." Dipper said and ran off.

Lincoln, Leia, Lynn and Luna waited for Dipper and then saw him with a huge smile.

"Guys! It worked! Wendy told me that I was her best friend! It's not I was hoping for but it's still good. Thanks Linc."

"No problem, bro." Lincoln said and they high-fived.

"Turns out Robbie is ok with people who are Homosexual, dudes! Yes!" Luna said.

"I felt the satisfaction of dunking Grunkle Stan again." Lynn smugly said.

"And I got to win Waddles again! Today is awesome!" Leia happily said.

Dipper then took out the tape measure and said," And it's all thanks to this."

"AAAAAAAHHH! A monotone scream said.

The five of them looked up to see Lucy running towards them. She then tripped on something, which then made her fall into Dipper, who accidently pulled the tape a long way. He then let go and they were enveloped in a light.

"Dang'it." Dipper said, before they disappeared.


A second later, they all reappeared in a dirt road and fell to the ground.

"Uh, where are we?" Lincoln said.

"The question is: when are we." Dipper said.

"Uh, what just happened?" Lucy said.

"Short story sis, Time Travel, it's a long story." Luna said.

"Wicked, can we go to Medieval Times? I want to see where Edwin lived and how he grew up in the Dark Ages." Lucy said with a small grin.

"Hey, do you guys hear that?" Lincoln said.

The sound of rumbling grew louder and everyone turned around to see a large cloud coming towards them, the cloud were actually Buffalo stampeding towards them.

"RUN FOR IT!" Lynn yelled.

They all screamed and ran away as fast as they can.

"Is it kind of odd I feel like singing 'Home on the Range'?" Luna said.

"Not the time Luna!" Her siblings yelled.

What they didn't notice, was they ran out of the forest and they soon fall off a cliff. They all screamed again until they fell through a roof of a covered wagon and landed on flour.

"Where are we? The 70's?" Mabel asked fearfully.

"From what I learned in history class and dad's Pioneer Boy books. I say we traveled to pioneer times." Dipper said.

"By, Trembley! Fertilla, it seems you've given birth to six more children!" The driver said to his wife.

"It appears I have. More little hands to render the tallow." His wife said.

"Tallow what, dude?" Luna said.

"Her mouth is filled with silver, mother!" One of the children said as he pointed to Mabel.

"And this one is dressed like a Prostitute." Another kid said as she pointed to Luna.

"Hey!" Luna indigently said.

"These are called braces." Leia clarified.

"Leia, we can't start messing with the past!" Lincoln said.

Mabel waved him off and said," Please, we messed the past today and everything is fine! Hey, check this out, a magic machine that let's you play games, make calls and text people!" Mabel said as she showed them their phone and handed it to one of them." Shoes that blink!"

Leia stomped on the floor and her shoes lit up.

"Ooooooh!" They said.

"It seems I brightened their day. Haha! High five!" Mabel said with a laugh and high-fived Fertilia. "Teach it to your friends!"

Luna groaned, grabbed Leia's phone, and took the Time Machine from Dipper.

"Let's go before we mess with the past more."

She pulled the tape and they disappeared. They reappeared again and saw a T-Rex in front of them. They all screamed and Lucy took the time machine and frantically pressed the buttons. They disappeared before the dinosaur could eat them.

They reappeared again and found themselves in a dystopian future. People were running away from something and a giant flying baby soon appeared and destroyed a building with his laser eyes and laughed evilly.

"This future looks wicked." Lucy said with a smile.

"It sure does." Mabel agreed.

Lincoln took the tape measure and said," We're not staying."

He pulled the tape and they soon found themselves back when they went fishing.

"Huh, well at least we're close. Let me have a shot." Lynn said as she took it and pulled the tape. When they disappeared, one of Lynn's sweatbands fell out of her pocket and landed on the ground.

They reappeared again and found themselves at the unveiling of the Wax Sculptures.

"Behold… me and others!" Past Stan said as he unveiled the sculptures.

"Let's try this again." Mabel said as she took the tape measure and they disappeared.

They reappeared again and found themselves in the middle of the snow the Mystery Shack behind them.

"Sheesh, it's chilly out here." Lincoln said.

"OW! This thing is getting hotter!" Mabel yelped as the thing started to glow.

"This looks bad!" Dipper yelled.

They all screamed as they disappear again. A light goes on in the shack and Ford Pines opened the door and looks around, and then closes the door when he saw nothing.

The siblings then reappear again and find themselves in darkness. And also cramped together.

"Huh, I like this." Lucy said.

"Where are we?" Lynn asked.

"Oh no, we must've traveled to the end of time!" Dipper said in horror.

Everyone, including Lucy, screamed in terror.

"Wait! Why does it smell so bad?" Lincoln said.

Luna found a door and opened it. They fell out and found themselves back at the fair.

"Great Scott! We're back in the present!" Lincoln happily said.

They then hear someone yelping in pain and saw Pacifica with a chicken that was pecking at her head. They all laughed and Mabel found Waddles and hugged him. The sound of small group was heard and Lucy hid inside the Porta-Potty.

"Have any of you seen a witch?" The leader of the mob asked.

"Yeah, she went on her broomstick and flew to Europe." Mabel said.

"Oh, well she's gone now, I guess it's over everyone."

The mob dropped their things and walked away. Lucy looked out and got out.

"Thanks sis." Lucy said with a grin.

"Don't mention it."

"YOU SIX!" Blendin yelled as he took the time machine.

The six of them yelped in fright and looked at an angry Blendin.

"Do you have any idea, how many rules you just broke?! I'm asking, I wasn't there with you. it was probably a lot, right?"

A second later, two men in futuristic clothing appeared next to him.

"Blendin Blandin." Dundgren said.

"AAAGH! The Time Paradox Avoidment Enforcement Squadron!" Blendin yelled in terror.

"That's right, and our phones have been ringing off the hook! There are settlers high-fiving in the 1800's and among other things!" Lolph said.

"You're under arrest for violation of the Time Traveler's Code of Conduct." Dundgren said as he handcuffed Blendin and led him away.

"It was those kids! And their leader, Waddles!"

"That's a pig, Blendin."

"I'll you guys for this! I'll go back in time and make sure your parents never MEET!" Blendin yelled.

"Well, we're still here." Dipper said.

"Heh, empty threats are lame." Lynn chuckled a little.

"But dudes, he said he was looking for Time Anomalies… I think they were us." Luna said.

"My mind hurts from this." Lucy said.

"Well, nothing a day at the fair couldn't fix." Lincoln said.

Waddles sniffed at something and saw Robbie with a candied apple. He got out of Mabel's grasp and ran at him. Robbie jumped and dropped the apple and Waddles ate it. Robbie then backs into a table and spills a bucket of hot water on himself and his pants started to shrink.

"My pants! They're shrinking! OW!" Robbie said as he fell to the ground.

Everyone saw this and laughed at his misfortune.

"Oh man, that's gotta hurt." Wendy said as she giggled.

"Yeah, good job Waddles." Dipper said as he patted the pig on the head.


In the far off future, Blendin was on trial with Agents surrounding him and Time Baby.

"You have broken the eternal laws of space time and also didn't get me an autograph from the sports legend Lynn Jr Loud and the great musician Luna Loud!" Time Baby said.

"I beg you mercy, Time Baby!" Blendin pleaded.

"You now must clean up all the anomalies!" Time Baby declared.

Blendin was sent to all the locations where the anomalies occurred and started to fix them.


I hope you can catch the references. Also I hoped you guys liked the changes, besides the obvious.

Till next time.