"There he is. Chillin' out back before the first bell, not a care in the world. Readin' a Hawaiian newspaper casually picked up from Hawaii on the way here,"
"Yeah, I'd rather get like a fun souvenir or something. Like… a keychain, or some… Hawaiian attire."
Nagisa and Sugino both jumped slightly. They looked to see Joshey standing there.
She looked back at them. "What? My sole purpose is to say strange things. I'm literally here to take everyone out of the moment. I couldn't leave if I wanted to."
Nagisa and Sugino sighed in response.
"Sugaya!"
The student in question looked rather worried as Koro-sensei examined his drawing.
"Not a bad likeness, I'll give you that, but I'm a little hurt by jaw line," Koro-sensei told him.
"You don't have a jaw!" Maehara shouted angrily.
That was followed by the sound of a crash and slight laughter coming from the back. The class looked back to see that Joshey had fallen out of her chair, and was now on the floor, her sunglasses having slid across the floor. She stood up quickly and looked around.
"Er… Sorry, I don't usually fall when I laugh… I'll… I'll see myself out now." She headed for the door. She opened it and turned back. "Good day to you all." Before exiting and closing it behind her.
"Er… didn't she mention last chapter that when she leaves, she wakes up here?" Fuwa asked.
"Last… chapter…?" Nagisa asked.
Right then, Joshey reappeared back in at the desk. She looked around, and threw her hands up in exasperation.
"For fizzle's sake!" She said, annoyed.
The bell rang, signaling the next period.
"That's lunch, people. If you'll excuse me, I have some important off-campus business to attend to," Koro-sensei said heading towards the window.
"Tofu from China?" Isogai questioned.
"Actually... I'm catching a ball game in The Big Apple. Ciao!" Koro-sensei replied before leaving the room. Dust flying throughout the entire classroom, causing the students to yell out.
"He sure knows how to make an exit," Yoshida said, his arm still in front of his face.
"I know! That thing is starting to get on my nerves," Terasaka replied, irritated.
"Muramatsu, when did you have time to not only pick up, but also, to put your bag over your head?" Joshey queried, her arms crossed.
The rest of the class looked at Muramatsu. He was holding his bag above his head for cover. He slowly put it down.
"Hey, it's like that sometimes," Came her response.
"So, hey, what's New York chief export?" Isogai asked, while putting his books into his bag.
"I dunno, booze?" Maehara answered with a smirk.
"Sucks we're not drinking age," came the reply.
"What about something greasy from one of those food trucks?" Hinano asked cheerfully.
"Man! New York girls are hot! Especially the blondes!" Okajima said drooling slightly.
"Oh yeah!" Maehara agreed, excitedly.
"Eh… I mean, don't get me wrong, but I'm more partial to California girls myself. But with blondes? I'll need to think on that one," Joshey said.
The other two smiled slightly.
"I didn't realise that you had brown eyes, Joshey," Kataoka said, tilting her head slightly.
A few of the other students who heard looked to confirm that was the case. Joshey narrowed her eyes in confusion.
"What?" She then put her hands to her face, then looked back to see that she had never picked up her sunglasses. "Oh… That would explain why I can almost see." She went to pick them up, then put them into her pocket.
"Well… it's not like they did me much good aside while I was in the classroom..." she said, putting on a different pair of glasses. The appeared to be prescription glasses, and instead of being thin circular-rimmed, they were cat eye rimmed and slightly thicker. "That's better."
"What do they have to talk about?" Nagisa wondered, seeing Sugino and Koro-sensei sitting on the steps. "Holy crap. He's ticked off he tried to kill him!" Nagisa hurried to the exit.
"And now he's literally up in arms!" Nagisa exclaimed as he saw that Koro-sensei was holding Sugino up with all of his tentacles.
"Er… Koro-sensei? I don't think his leg should bend that way. Did… did you break it?!" Joshey pointed at Sugino's leg.
"No, I did not!" Koro-sensei cried.
"And besides, why settle for being an imitation?" Koro-sensei queried, putting a hand on Sugino's shoulder.
"Next time, try assassinating me in your own style," Koro-sensei told him while he walked away.
"More flexible, huh? I never realised," Sugino said before bending his wrist.
"Aww… I wanna do that! My wrists aren't that flexible! Eugh! That's also kind of unsettling, but it's cool! Ahh!" Joshey said, trying to bend her wrist the same way.
"Huh. Human. Not human. Doesn't matter to me," Karma said as he stabbed the paper with the rubber knife then picked up both. "Either way, I'm good." He then dropped them on the floor in front of him.
"Should be a lot of fun… I've always wanted to kill me a teacher, He said with a nonchalant tone.
"Yeah… That's cool and all, but no, sorry. You're like… too much of a cool type. But I'd love to see you try!"
Mr. Karasuma didn't even acknowledge Joshey this time, he just called one of his subordinates to escort her out of the room.
"Hey, I'll be back come the next chapter anyways! You cannot escape me!"
Okay, it took me forever to update, and I'm sorry. Since this is a side project, updates will mostly be sporadic like this! Favourite, follow, review, etc. Let me know what you think! I do take constructive criticism, so don't be afraid to leave some. Bye!
~Kaleny Kilsa
