Somewhere in a jungle we see a koopa troopa taking a lot of bananas, pudding some costume without the mask and a trophy of a hooded figure in it's transportation vehicle and a helmet with red eyes we then cut to the jungle where we see a large ape punching a goomba and slamming a koopa back and forth he then goes out of the jungle and to a cliff where he yells introducing us to donkey kong (donkey kong). We then see a bullet bill heading towards dk but before it could reach him a monkey wearing a red vest and nintendo hat came out and jumped on donkey now in the air he pulls out his wooden guns and shoots peanuts out of it at the bullet bill and is defeated introducing us to diddy kong (donkey kong).

We then see them looking down and at the vehicle that's taking the stuff and also looks to see 2 people running toward the vehicle, the first person has white hair and has a wooden sword who looks to be hurrying "give me back my pudding you" the white haired man says running "yeah what he said" said a man with a red and black mask with two swords and some guns "what does this have to do with you and why are you in your undies" the man said "he took my costume" "what are you a hero" "no i'm deadpool" "well goodbye deadpool" "wait oldster" deadpool said "i'm not old does it look like i have wrinkles and the names gintoki" (gintama), "can you two stop arguing and help me out" yelled the helmet "did it just talked" deadpool and gintoki said in shock "oh jeez" the helmet said. dk and diddy looked at each other in confusion about what was going on but decided it wasn't important and just jumped down and joined them "what the" gintoki said still running "so you two are here for the bananas" gintoki said with dk and diddy nodding "well then what are we waiting for lets go" deadpool said with everyone agreeing.

They try to catch up to the vehicle in question but each time they do it goes faster but deadpool sees something in the distance which was a cliff "guys it will stop i know it will because of the cliff" deadpool said but unexpectedly it somehow jumped to the other side shocking everyone "but how" everyone including alphonse said "now great how are we gonna get to the other side" deadpool said crying but then diddy jumped on gintoki and deadpool to show them what dk was doing and they saw him jumping into some barrels and shooting out of them to get to the other side and after that they do the same. "Are you sure this is supposed to work" deadpool said "i don't know" gintoki said as he and deadpool (diddy went in before them) prepared to jump they got in at the same time and they were shot out spinning together and when they landed on top of a koopa troopa and a goomba, when they split apart gintoki went to a tree and deadpool went to a bush to puke and when they were done they were angry and said "dk, diddy let's take care of those theifs" dk nodded and they continued on what they were not aware of is the koopa troopa who was driving the vehicle with bananas, a talking helmet, pudding, a trophy and the rest of deadpools clothes was he had a walkie talkie talking to 4 people who were hiding and one of them was bowser.

however 2 of them looked like they were controlled because of the darkness around them around them and he looked like a teen with blue hair and a star on his right shoulder and wearing a black shirt while the other person is a girl taller than him and around late teens while the person who was not controlled looked androgynous as they look male and female, "you done envy" bowser said envy (fullmetal alchemist) then said "yeah boss hold on, you remember the signal" "yes boss" said the koopa troopa "alright get back to work jimmy" "but my name is mar-" envy the stops the conversation by turning off his walkie talkie and orders the 2 controlled people a command "black star, tsubaki (soul eater) go after them but don't attack until the vehicle is down" envy says "yes sir... Mam?" They said confused "you know what just go do as i say" envy says disappointed as black star and tsubaki go to their targets. "Boss do i look more male or female to you" envy says "a trap" "of course someone would say that" envy says as they turn around and look at the camera "what about you readers do i look more male or female" envy sees bowser walking away "of course" envy says disappointed as they jump down from the tree.

Back to dk's team they continued to follow the vehicle and that's when gintoki picks something up that feels sticky, it was pink with a red orb in the middle "what's that" deadpool said "i don't know looks like something from-" but before he could finish it started flashing "what the, what do i do what do i do" gin toki says running in circles dk then thought of something he grabbed gintoki and threw him to the vehicle and as he got close to the tire on the right back tire it exploded causing gintoki to go in the air and into the clouds and the koopa troopa is grabbed by donkey kong who charges his punch (normal special) and releases his punch sending the troopa far away. "My clothes how i missed you so much" deadpool said as he puts them on and grabs the guns and other sword he was missing "finally that was a long ride" alphonse said "were you always a talking helmet or an urban legend" deadpool said picking up alphonse's head "i had a body well at least my armor body until me and my brother were ambushed and i was taken by the troopa but they only took the head aka me" alphonse said "oh" deadpool said. As for the trophy of the mysterous figure, dk was wondering about that and he was about to touch it until, "tsubaki, smoke mode" black star said "ok" tsubaki said turning into a smoke bomb and being thrown.

"What the hell" deadpool said now coughing by the time the smoke stopped deadpool and dk were tied up by envy, alphonse tied to deadpool in the front and diddy being cornered by black star and tsubaki now in the ninja sword form. "This isn't in one of my fantasies" deadpool randomly says "envy what are you doing here" alphonse says "just doing business after father sent me out to do this after the worlds/universes fused together" (referring to the different characters respective universe but you probably knew that), upon seeing diddy being cornered and having a sword up against him dk got angry and tried escaping but envy says "don't move or your friend get's it" dk stops but he then sees the trophy and reaches it with his feet and after that happens it starts to glow, "hey what the-" envy says but envy is interrupted by a kick in the stomach by the figure who got out of his trophy form who then cuts the rope off of dk with his secret weapon the hidden blade and allows him to punch envy to a tree.

Before black star could do anything to diddy, he was swept off the ground by ezio who throws him on the ground behind ezio and on his back and that's when gintoki came back down on black star's stomach head first, "damn it" black star breathed out as the shadow bugs started to go away turning black star and tsubaki back to normal and black star was knocked out, "so that's what they were" said the figure who looked to be late teens with an italian accent. Tsubaki turned back into her normal form sitting on the ground rubbing her head and said "what happened" "say you ok" the Italian teen in a cloak said holding out his hand for her, "yeah" tsubaki said grabbing his hand and as he pulls her up she sees his face and now she has hearts in her eyes he's so hot tsubaki thought "you ok your face seems to be rosso" (red in italian) i don't know what that means but maybe he's calling me cute tsubaki thought "oh i'm ok" tsubaki says "i'm ezio auditore" (assasin's creed 2 a/n my favorite creed game) "tsubaki" she says introducing herself "ahem less crossover shipping more saving" deadpool says still tied to alphonse "hold on a sec" ezio says.

Black star finally wakes up and gintoki get's up as well now glaring at dk for throwing him tsubaki now says "we're sorry for attacking you especially to you little guy" diddy and dk then nod as a sign for apology accepted, before ezio could untie (or rather cut) alphonse and deadpool they hear some footsteps and they look to see bowser with the same trophy turning weapon from before. "Tsubaki" black star said "yes" tsubaki said as she turned into her ninja sword form with ezio and gintoki in their positions and ezio hopping around with alphonse still tied to the front and diddy preparing to fight but before they could do so dk realized that the weapon will get them all so before that could happen he sees a random cannon that can punch them in the cannon and send them far away but only 4 (5 if you count tsubaki in her weapon form) people can go in while he can send the 2 (counting alphonse's head) in the air with another punch so in the end he charges his punches and with the perfect line up he sent ezio, black star, tsubaki, gintoki and diddy in the cannon "what are you doing mr come with us" ezio says with dk sending a more powerful punch in deadpools back sending him flying and the cannon gone off sending them in the air but before that the last thing diddy saw was bowser shooting the weapon at donkey turning him into a trophy and envy getting up diddy now has tears in his eyes as he was sent flying to somewhere far away from home.

"By the way what did you do with the armor" bowser says now eating gintoki's pudding "told some goons to give it to wario before he left told him it's probably enough to get him a castle" envy says also eating some pudding "well then let's get going i was told by master hand that after this we go near dreamland to find a princess" bowser said "is it peach i'm intrested in peach" envy jokingly says now looking at bowser and sees the anger on his face "don't even think about it" bowser said "ok ok she's yours" envy says "although it could be zelda or any of the other royality that appeared at the tournament" bowser says "oh i see well let's go" envy says as they both walk to dreamland speaking of dreamland we see dio now on top of dedede's castle and said "finally i can rule this place as soon as i find and defeat dedede but after some rest" dio said now entering the castle with a couple of controlled waddle dees.

Chapter 9: end