Ali's Pit
Summary: Ali"s Pit kicks it off as she has the Steiner Brothers, Kevin Von Erich, and Ric Flair on the show as this was co-written by me and ShokuAli16.
Disclaimer: Rated M for violence and language. ENJOY!
Michigan Stadium which has been the home of Michigan Wolverines Football since 1927 has been host of some great sport moments but this may be the greatest wrestling event in history as 120,529 fans packed the venue as they were cheering, they were fired up, and they were ready.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... please rise for the singing of the National Anthem!" Justin Roberts announced before everyone stood up.
"To sing our national anthem... from the rock band 'Heart', please welcome Ann and Nancy Wilson!" Justin Roberts announced before the crowd roared a bit before the crowd got quiet.
"Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there; Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?" Ann and Nancy sang as the crowd roard loudly.
"USA! USA! USA!" The crowd chanted a bit before the camera faded to black a bit before the opening promo began to play.
"Thanksgiving is normally a time for spending time with your families, and for being thankful for what you have... but this Thanksgiving it's time WarGames!"
Then footage from Nashville, San Francisco, Providence, and Milwaukee began to play.
"Everyone get ready for wrestling's newest thanksgiving tradition as Total Drama Wrestling presents WarGames!" Howard Finkel announced via voiceover while "Feed The Machine" by Nickelback began to play.
"We have fourteen exciting matches tonight like a WarGames match between King's Warriors and Team Bischoff, we also have a street fight between the returning Bridgette and Blaineley, we have a hardcore match for the TDW Hardcore Championship between challenger Duncan Brooks and champion Brick McArthur, we also have The Steiners challneging The Surfers for the TDW Tag Team Championship, Jacques Grenier defending the TDW World TV Championship against Shawn Vogelson, T.A.G defending their TDW Women's Tag Team Championship, and more including a Street Fight for the TDW World Heavyweight Championship between the challenger "El Diablo" Alejandro Burromuerto and the champion "The Gothic Nightmare" Ennui Wilson and our main event, Brock Lesnar taking on "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam where both of their careers are on the line in a No Holds Barred Match!" Howard Finkel announced via the voiceover again.
"Total Drama Wrestling presents WarGames!" Howard Finkel announced before the camera panned out to the crowd which was ready as there was a wrestling ring,
"We are jammed up to the rafters here at Michigan Stadium for TDW's WarGames! I'm Jim Ross with Mauro Ranallo as we are having our WarGames on a Tuesday Night because tonight it's a special night for one of our wrestlers." JR said before he introduced himself and Mauro.
"It sure is JR, "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam is celebrating her 20th birthday tonight in front of the largest crowd of wrestling fans in the history of the United States! She's also putting her her career on the line against Brock Lesnar in a No Holds Barred Match as we have more incredible action but we notice that there is an empty chair at ringside." Mauro said to JR.
"There is?" JR asked Mauro who nodded.
"I wonder who would be joining us tonight to call the action." JR said before "The Great Gates of Kiev" by Orchestre Symphonique de Montreal began to play as the crowd roared like hell as Jerry "The King" Lawler came out.
"Please welcome... Jerry "The King" Lawler!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Jerry 'the King' Lawler is at WarGames!" JR said before Jerry Lawler joined JR and Mauro to the delight of the crowd.
"Hey JR, hey Mauro, it's wonderful to be here on this great occasion for TDW, and for Ali.
"Great to here you here, King." JR said to Jerry.
"Yeah, it's definitely an honor." Mauro said to Jerry as well.
"Aw, thanks! I'll be here all night!" Jerry said to them.
"That's awesome, but to kick it off is "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam doing her show with not one, not two, not three, but four people!" JR said as the camera went to Justin Roberts who was in the ring.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... please welcome "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced before Green Hills of Tyrol began to play as Ali came out to loud cheers from the crowd as it was almost deafening.
"Michigan Stadium has exploded here for Ali Moonbeam!" JR said.
"You said it, JR! I have known her since she was a few months old." Jerry said as well.
"I've also known her since she was 15 years old." Mauro said while Ali high-fived a few fans, hugs a little girl with Down's syndrome and was given a gift basket filled with candy, and other gifts before she entered the ring as she had a microphone in her hand before the crowd kept cheering before she started to get a bit overwhelmed.
"Happy Birthday Ali!" The crowd chanted loudly.
"This is like a Raw after WrestleMania crowd! This crowd is nuts JR!" Jerry said to JR.
"She has been popular everywhere she has gone since she debuted." JR said.
"I bet that Ali Moonbeam is feeling a bunch of butterflies as she has over 120,000 fans chanting." Mauro said.
"The crowd is at 120,529 fans at Michigan Stadium better known as The Big House." JR said before Ali starts to speak.
"WHAT IS UP MICHIGAN STADIUM!" Ali shouted before the crowd roared with even more loud cheers.
"No wonder this place is called the Big House it's even bigger than Dallas for WrestleMania 32." Mauro said to JR.
"ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted her name loudly.
"This is so awesome! I never thought that over 120,000 people would be cheering and chanting my name! On my 20th birthday, what a present!" Ali said to the crowd.
"You hear that, JR?" Jerry asked JR.
"That's right, King, the Rowdy Gal is now 20 years old!" JR said to Jerry before Ali resumed speaking.
"Now... first off I'm gonna be busy tonight... number one I'll be celebrating my birthday in my locker room, number two I'm gonna be in Jay's corner during the TDW Intercontinental Championship Match, and finally I'm going to put my career on the line against Brock Lesnar in a No Holds Barred Match!" Ali said as the crowd cheered like crazy.
"Now here are my guests tonight for Ali's Pit... first off I'm going to introduce two people that are one of the most famous tag teams in the whole world... that wrestled here in Michigan University I'm talking about the challengers for tonight's TDW Tag Team Championship Match welcome home my good friends Rick and Scott Steiner! The Steiner Brothers!" Ali announced before The Michigan fight song "Hail To The Victors" began to play as Rick and Scott Steiner came out to loud cheers.
"The Steiners are indeed here and they are getting a heroes welcome!" Jerry said.
"The Steiners and the Surfers have a tremendous amount of respect for each other as they have faced off in singles competition." JR said before Rick and Scott Steiner entered the ring.
"Holy shit!" The crowd chanted loudly.
"This has been planned for weeks but the fans still can't believe it!" JR said before Ali and the Steiners high fived.
"Now, my first question is what's your game plan to be if you want to take home the TDW Tag Team Championships?" Ali asked them.
"Same strategy we used back in the day." Scott answered Ali.
"That is...?" Ali asked in confusion.
"Frequent tags, hard work, and determination." Rick answered Ali.
"Awesome, next question is what is it like to wrestle at your alma mater?" Ali asked them.
"In all honesty, it feels like a real homecoming not only for me but also for my brother Rick. We are wolverines and we are proud of what we've done for this great university." Scott said before the crowd cheered.
"Anything else?" Ali asked.
"Happy Birthday Ali, Kick Lesnar's ass! Plus... we have something for you." Scott answered Ali.
"Really?" Ali asked.
"Shoot yeah." Rick answered Ali.
"Although you're a graduate at the New York Academy of Art, we're making you an honorary Michigan wolverine." Scott said to the loud roars of the crowd.
"What? You hear that JR?" Jerry asked JR.
"An honorary wolverine, that is amazing." JR said to Jerry.
"Thanks you guys." Ali said to The Steiners.
"No prob." Rick said before he and Scott Steiner hugged Ali as they left the ring to get ready for their match.
"The Steiners everyone!" Ali said before the crowd roared.
"Now my next guest is a man who is competing tonight, he was a guest back at Milwaukee back on Friday, it was supposed to be this man and Ric Flair but now I'm righting the wrongs of my mistakes... Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome Kevin Von Erich!" Ali announced before the crowd roared as "Push it further" by Joe Refano began to play as he was wearing jeans, boots, and knee pads with a blue shirt before he entered the ring.
"Welcome back to my show." Ali said to Kevin.
"Thanks, girl." Kevin said to Ali.
"My last guest of the night is the greatest in history of professional wrestling... he is the "Limousine Ridin', Jet Flyin', Kiss Stealin', Wheeling Dealin', Son of a Gun! He is the 16 time Heavyweight Champion of the world...! He is a two time WWE Hall of Famer, he's the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair!" Ali said before the crowd began to "WOOOO!" Loudly as "Also Sprach Zarathustra" by Richard Strauss began to play as Ric came out to a large ovation before he walked down the aisle.
"Kevin Von Erich and Ric Flair in the same ring!" JR said.
"Last time they were in the same ring was at the world famous Sportatorium in Dallas, Texas when they wrestled for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship." Mauro said also.
"This is going to be awesome with Ric Flair." Jerry said before Ric entered as he and Ali hugged.
"WOOOOOO!" Ric said to start it off while Ali laughed.
"How are you Ric?" Ali asked Ric.
"Ali! Girl, I'm doing great now that we are here at The Big House in Ann Arbor, Michigan!" Ric answered Ali before the crowd popped.
*Ladies and Gentlemen, what you are about to see is a first in TDW as we are about to go into the great beyond, we're about to see Fritz, Kerry, Mike, Chris, and David Von Erich in Heaven*
Meanwhile Fritz, Kerry, Mike, Chris and David watched from heaven as Kevin was in the ring with Ric Flair for Ali's Pit.
"That's your brother down there, boys." Fritz said to his sons.
"We know Dad." Kerry said to Fritz.
"He's making us proud." Mike said to Fritz as well.
"I just hope that Chris McLean doesn't ruin it." David said to Fritz as well.
"Come on boys... Kevin will fight for our honor and legacy, we've known it for years." Fritz said to the boys.
"True." They said back and meanwhile back on earth, Ali was about to begin asking Ric and Kevin questions.
"Tonight it's an honor to have you and Kevin Von Erich on my show... now my first question is to Kevin Von Erich, what will your game plan be tonight as you return to the ring against Chris McLean?" Ali asked Kevin.
"Ali, I'm going to destroy Chris McLean in that comeback match and I'm gonna do it in honor of not only for my father; but also for David, Mike, Chris and Kerry." Kevin answered Ali before the crowd roared.
"That is awesome sir, and to me you never lost a step." Ali said to Kevin before the crowd roared.
"That is respect from Ali." JR said.
"Now my question to you Ric... do you regret screwing Kevin out of the NWA World Heavyweight Championship?" Ali asked Ric.
"Yes I do." Ric answered Ali before he switched his focus to Kevin Von Erich.
"Kevin... I am so sorry for screwing you out of your NWA World Heavyweight Championship match back in 1983, I was such a womanizing, self righteous, sanctimonious, asshole and I'm begging for your forgiveness." Ric said to Kevin.
"All is forgiven Ric." Kevin said before the two legends shook hands and hugged to the roars of the crowd.
"That's not all, I have a present for you." Ric said before he brought out the NWA World Heavyweight Championship Belt with Kevin Von Erich's name on it.
"Mauro and King... is he giving Kevin the NWA World Heavyweight Championship?" JR asked Mauro and Jerry.
"Looks like it to me JR." Mauro answered JR.
"If so then this is truly an awesome moment." Jerry said.
"Ric... is this a toy?" Kevin asked Ric.
"No, this is the real thing." Ric answered Kevin.
"Thank you Ric." Kevin said before he and Ric hugged before "I wanna talk about me" by Toby Keith played as Chris McLean came out to loud boos.
"Oh no!" Jerry shouted in disappointment.
"What is this moron doing?! Didn't he get enough punishment in Milwaukee?!" JR asked before Chris McLean got into the ring.
"What do you want McLean? You want me to kick your ass right now?!" Kevin asked Chris.
"Nope, saving that for later... now I wanna talk to "Nature Boy" Ric Flair." Chris answered.
"What do you want Chris McLean?" Ric asked Chris.
*meanwhile back on the cloud...*
"There he is, guys... the latest hater." Chris Von Erich said to everyone else in heaven.
"He'll be sorry." Fritz said.
"He better or else." Kerry said as well.
*meanwhile back on Earth*
"I just wanted see if dinosaurs still roam the earth again and it appears that they still do." Chris McLean said to the shock, and anger of the crowd as they booed loudly.
"What?" Jerry asked in surprise.
"Uh-oh." JR said.
"You so not get Ric Flair fired up." Mauro said.
"Did you just call me a dinosaur?!" Ric asked Chris who nodded.
"Yeah I did you dinosaur." Chris answered before the crowd booed again.
"OH, HELL NO! YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME THAT! I AM 69 YEARS YOUNG! I AM NOT A DINOSAUR! I'M NOT YOUR GRANDPA! YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM THE NATURE BOY! I AM RIC FLAIR! I HAVE BLED, SWEAT, AND PAID THE PRICE SO SOME MICHAEL JACKSON WANNABE WITH A FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW CAN LOOK GOOD! YOU SUCK AND YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS BUSINESS! YOU NO GOOD POMPOUS ARROGANT SON OF A BITCH! THAT HAVE MADE LIVES HELL ON TOTAL DRAMA! I WILL BE THE FIRST IN LINE CHEERING, SCREAMING, AND CLAPPING WHEN KEVIN KICKS YOUR ASS TONIGHT!" Ric shouted and screamed as he lost his mind but the crowd didn't care as they roared loudly with loud cheers.
"Yeah you tell him!" Ali shouted.
"Shut your retarded mouth!" Chris shouted at Ali before the crowd booed.
"Uh-Oh..." JR said.
"Ali, Lex Luger is even more out of shape and an even more of a has been than me!" Chris said before the crowd booed again.
"Hey!" Jerry shouted as he was starting to get mad.
"Watch it... I may not like Lex Luger but I respect him you do not respect anyone but yourself." Ali said to Chris before the crowd cheered.
*meanwhile back in Heaven*
"What?!" Mike asked.
"How dare McLean say that about Ric?!" Kerry asked also.
"Agreed." David said before he pointed down at the ring.
"You shouldn't have said those things, you motherfu-" David said before Fritz stopped him.
"David, stop." Fritz said to David.
"Sorry." David said to Fritz.
"All good and we know." Kerry said as well.
"This guy is a disgrace to wrestling, I hope that Kevin kicks his behind." Chris said.
"You said it, Chris." Mike said in agreement.
*back on Earth*
"Plus, I have something to say to Luger Junior." Ali said before the crowd laughed before she turned her attention to Chris McLean once more.
"Ric Flair is not a dinosaur, you look like the ugliest man on earth! Michael Jackson would have laughed at you if he were alive." Ali said before Chris was pissed as the crowd laughed.
"And also, what you said during your promo in San Francisco is not true. Because the Von Erichs were legends in their prime!" Ali said to Chris.
"WOOOO...! And the Nature Boy is gonna be in Kevin Von Erich's corner and tonight... it'll be time to go to school with Kevin Von Erich and The Nature Boy!" Ric Flair said to the delight and roars of the crowd.
"About you being in Von Erich's corner... FINE!" Chris McLean said to Ric Flair.
"Good! And also..." Kevin said to Chris McLean.
"Also what?!" Chris McLean asked Kevin.
"I'm gonna kick your ass and use the Iron Claw on you like I did in Milwaukee!" Kevin said as the crowd cheered.
"You wouldn't!" Chris said to Kevin.
"I would! In fact, since you bad-mouthed my friend, the Nature Boy... you are gonna get a preview right now!" Kevin said before he tackled Chris McLean and applied the the Iron Claw which sent the crowd into a cheering frenzy.
"The Iron Claw strikes again, JR!" Jerry said to JR.
"You said it, King!" JR said to Jerry.
"That's a preview of what might happen tonight!" Mauro said before the crowd began to chant.
"TDW! TDW! TDW! TDW!" The crowd chanted.
*meanwhile back on the cloud...*
"Yeah!" David cheered.
"Get him, brother!" Mike said.
"Yes! That's my boy!" Fritz said.
"Indeed!" Kerry said.
"You go, Kevin!"
*meanwhile back on Earth*
"Well, that's it for Ali's Pit... thanks for the Steiner Brothers, "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, and Kevin Von Erich for stopping by." Ali said before Chris McLean ran towards the backstage area.
"Guys, before I go backstage to get ready for the biggest match of my life and celebrate my birthday, I have to say something." Ali said before the crowd went silent.
"I have never ever expected in my wildest dreams that I be here in this wrestling ring in front of over 120,000 people at Michigan Stadium, the home of the Michigan Wolverines, the place where Bo Schembechler coached here from 1969 to 1989, he's one of the greatest football coaches, and if he were here we would be fired up about tonight." Ali said before the crowd roared loudly.
"I never thought that the wrstling world would be so accepting of a 20 year old bisexual anemic, autistuc, asthmatic, pale-skin woman like me, besides I know I have haters, I also know that I have fans everywhere I go and my fans, along with my friends and family have been great supporters, I have never expected to be loved all around America, Canada, and all over the world online, on Twitter, on Facebook and more and if tonight is my last night in the greatest industry in the world, I want to say thank you so very much for showing me that there are indeed far more good people on this planet and there are bad people and I am grateful for that." Ali said before the crowd cheered loudly.
"ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted.
"Before I go I have one thing to say... Brock Lesnar... you beter get ready for the biggest, rowdiest match of your life and when I beat you in the center of this ring... I will end you, and you will learn that you do not fuck with the Rowdy Gal especially if she has a machine gun." Ali said before the crowd roared loudly.
"ALI! ALI! ALI!" The crowd chanted once more.
"Now, I have to get ready for the biggest match of my career, Kevin needs to get ready as well so see ya later!" Ali said before she left with Kevin Von Erich, and Ric Flair as the crowd roared with loud cheers.
"When we comeback we will have our opening contest, Emma and Kitty Suzuki taking on Katie Crowns and Sadie Helmsley in a tag team match to determine who'll face the winner of the TDW Women's Tag Team Championship at Christmas Miracle so don't go away!" JR said before the camera faded to black.
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