A canon-compliant drabble on The Amazing Spider-Man #54.
Gwen and Mary Jane were outside the Coffee Bean when Peter parked outside on his motorcycle. "Well, if it isn't Sir Gallahad on his supercharged steed!" Gwen proclaimed playfully gesturing to Peter.
"Hi, people! I came to rescue you from the lethargy and boredom!" Peter replied.
"You mean you're getting rid of Gwen, tiger?" Mary Jane inquired playfully.
"Not if I can help it, lady!" Peter replied adamantly, taking his helmet off.
Peter stood in between Gwen and Mary Jane, and a couple of guys stood a few feet away from them couldn't help but gossip about Peter Parker's luck. "Both those living dolls act like Parker's the only one of his kind!" Nameless boy number one complained.
"Not a thing, Joe! Take away his looks... And his brains... And he's nowhere!" Not Joe replied.
"Care to have a talk-in with a couple wide-eyed wenches, Mr. P?" Gwen inquired, grinning softly as she cupped Peter's chin.
"Break it to her gently, Petey-O! The poor child never heard three's a crowd!" Mary Jane said irony-free.
"Don't be silly Miss Watson! We wouldn't want you to leave on our account!" Gwen shot back, crossing her arms over her chest, smirking playfully.
"Look, kiddies... This is very flattering, but I just remembered my Aunt May has a new boarder, and I'd better see if everything's okay!" Peter said, draping his hands across both girls shoulders.
"Aunt May? Who can buck competition like that?!" Mary Jane quipped.
A/N: "Mary Jane always liked Gwen better than Gwen liked her" Funny, looks like Mary Jane's bullying Gwen for dating a single guy, one that Mary Jane didn't want. If anything, Gwen's defending herself.
I'm so not a fan of this dynamic, god forbid women can be friends.
