And! Now, here's the chapter that'll lead up to the main event we've all been dying to see, and you all know exactly what I'm talking about, Star now finally going to meet, other members of the Joestar bloodline, as for what will happen in the next chapter you ask? Well, I don't wanna spoil it. Because, trust, me. you're all gonna like what will happen.

But, for now, this is just something to keep you all occupied with, until I'm finished with the next chapter. But no less hope that you all like this chapter, (even though it's probably not what some of you wanted). Anyways, let's get the chapter started shall we?

Chapter 3

Goblindogs (Retold)

Now, most people would think that after something crazy, happens things would start to settle down a bit, right? Wrong actually, it hasn't been slowing down at all. Ever since Tom's latest scheme failed and also resulting in a new friendship between him and Joey, the one person he hated most more events have been happening, just in the last two week alone.

Like for example, Joey tried to teach Star how to ride a bike, what could've gone wrong? He accidently forgot to tell her about the brakes, which led to high speed chase to save her. The next day, they took the laser puppies to the dog park, and in frustration, Star through her wand and it got caught in the clutches of a dog from another dimension. Two days later, Star went on the run after casting spells that was caused by a sugar rush resulting in her smashing a cop car, but it was for demolition derby, so it was okay, in the end the only punishment she got was just a bit of community service. Then more stuff happened, like Star's wand acting crazy again, meeting her idol who was a complete nut job, a camping trip that her dad crashed in uninvited, and yes literally crashed right into it, and just about three days ago they looked after Buffrogs new tadpoles.

And, today wasn't gonna be so normal either. Today, Pony head had recently been released from Saint O's and to celebrate, she invited Joey and Star to go and have a taste of what was known as best hot dogs in the universe dubbed as Goblin Dogs. Adam sort of asked if he could come, while Matthew decided not to, since he hated hot dogs.

For a while now, they've been hoping through dimension after dimension to search for the food truck, but so far they haven't been successful as they were now seen in some sort of desert dimension.

" Yep, nothing. " Adam confirmed looking around their surroundings.

" Well, to the next dimension we go then.. " Jojo said as he opened up a portal with star's dimensional scissors.

" Where are you guys going? " Pony head asked in confusion making them stop. " I thought you guys wanted a goblin dog, right?

" Yeah, but do you see the goblin dog truck? " Adam asked the floating unicorn head in annoyance.

" This is the place. I am positive. "

" And you've been saying that for the last 12 dimensions, " Jojo said.

" Plus we are hungry. " Adam added. " You know what, to heck with it. Let's just go order a pizza. "

" Guys guys guys! " Star frantically calls out to her friend in excitement standing near a hill. " I found it. " The rest of the gang runs up to see what she was pointing at. " There it is. The goblin dog spy the truck, and a monstrously long long in front of it stretching out for possibly miles.

" Holy crap! " Adam exclaimed in surprise never seeing a line this long before.

" There all waiting in line for a goblin dog? It's gonna take forever to get our food! " Jojo exclaimed in annoyance.

" It's all good. My friend Kelly's holding us a spot. Yo, Kelly! " Pony Head yells out and immediately a green and fluffy monster covered in aquamarine hair and pokes her head out of line. Once she was in sight they all headed towards the weird looking bush creature.

" Oh, hey Kelly. " The unicorn head greeted and took her spot in line. " Yo, Star! come stand by me girl. " She shoves others to make room. " Oh my goodness. Bee fly, we got so much catching up to do. Let's start doing it. " Both Adam and Jojo catch up to them. " Not you two. " She pushes Joey and Adam to Kelly. " Okay. You can both stand over here and talk to Kelly. "

Hearing what she said made the teen chuckle darkly. " Oh no...I helped try to break you out of there, and you're gonna do this to me? I don't think so. " The teen said before Neon Galaxy appeared right behind him cracking it's knuckles making her sigh.

" Fine! You can stay! " The unicorn said in defeat before they all began to talk about what's been going on since she got released from Saint O's leaving Adam alone with what he was sure is the real cousin ITT from the Adams family.

" Well, hi Kelly. I'm Adam. How you doing? " She only blinked " So, have you been waiting long? " She blinks once again.

" That's so cute. " Pony head said. " You guys are basically like the same person. "

" Doesn't look that way to me. " Jojo commented.

" Yeah, but, are you sure it's worth to wait in this crazy line for just a hot dog? " Adam asked before a voice got his attention.

" It's not just a hot dog. " Suddenly A battle axe swings by Adam into a tree, barely missing his head. The one who threw it was some sort of small scarred koala warrior. " It's a goblin dog. Some would kill for a goblin dog. Just like how I almost killed you with that axe. Just to be clear, I'm the one who threw that axe. "

The very tree where the axe had hit turned around revealing it was alive. " I pulled myself out of the ground for a goblin dog. " He said pointing to his roots that showed signs of injury. " I'm a bit tender. "

" Oh please. " Pony said. " I had a goblin dog just last week and it was the bomb. "

" Really? " The koala sounded almost impressed and then for some weird reason a small green goblin wearing a marching band outfit came out and sang some song about how everyone been here there for hours and how the worth would be worth it.

" That was weird... " Adam commented looking completely confused.

Sometime later

After about a good two hours of waiting, it was revealed that after the incident Jojo and Star had caused at Saint O's, Mrs Heinous had lost her job, and without her, there wasn't no order. So everyone just partied instead of getting rehabilitated into brain washed zombies. It got so bad, that no one else wasn't able to get them under control. As for Jojo himself, well, everyone there declared him as a hero all while still thinking he was a princess which was not a happy memory he didn't want to dig up. Despite the long wait to eat the best hotdog in the universe, everyone was keeping themselves occupied.

Currently Star was having one of her girl talks with Pony head all while using one of the branches of the tree as a swing while Joey was listening to his music while Adam was talking to Kelly who still didn't talk to him.

" I gotta have a tall man, you know, 'cause I like to float, like, five feet off the ground, so it's like I'm 4'6" but with six inch heels, you know what I'm saying?

" So how long have you known Star and Pony Head? " She blinked keeping silent. " You're not really much of a talker are you? " All of the sudden Kelly spits out an apple core much to the teens surprise.

" Whoa! You got another one of those? I'm starving. " Kelly only spits out another apple core making the teen groan. " Come on please? That's all I'm asking. " Surprisingly she hands him one much to his relief. " Thank you. " He then took a bite out of it. " By the way, I'm curious to know, what do you really like under there? " Adam suddenly gets smacked in the face by a projectile.

" What the... "

" Alright, kiddies! " They all look over to see the same goblin who played music riding on a partied out hot dog shaped car wielding a shirt cannon. " You're just moments away from maximum mouth-ertainment. So stay cool in a hot goblin dog T-shirt. " He then fired off the shirts all hitting different people in line and this made Adam all frustrated.

" That's it... " He then approaches a goblin holding a clipboard standing in front of a line that was cut off from the rest. " Excuse me? "

" Hi. "

" Do you work here? "

" Yes. "

" We've been waiting for three hours. How do we get a goblin dog? "

" You wait in line. " The goblin answered.

" Well, can you tell me how to get in that short line over there? " He said pointing over to where a shorter line was.

" Oh, that's the VIP line. It's my boss' idea. " Hearing this made everyone gather.

" There's a VIP line? How do we get in? " Jojo questioned.

" Well, it's pretty exclusive but I could s-n-e-a-k you guys in. " He said spelling out sneak in single letters.

" Oh, you know what? I'm gonna go with no, thank you. " Pony Head said.

" Are you stupid? He just offered to sneak us in! " Jojo said bluntly to Star's child hood friend.

" Oh, what? I thought he spelled something else. That's my bad. "

" Alright, it's a deal. " Jojo said accepting his offer.

The goblin then unhooked the line allowing them entry into the line. " Welcome to the VIP line! " They all make their way through and saw other people ahead of them wearing goblin dog merchandise and at the same time the goblin reappears in a merchandise wagon " Okay. Who's ready to buy some goblin dog products? "

" That's okay. We just want the hot dog. " Star denied kindly.

" You're in the VIP line. " He presses on a button. " That stands for... ̲Very ̲Interested in buying ̲Products. " He explained showing the very sign at what it meant. " Buy the producst, stay in the line. Get the dogs. "

" I don't have any money. "

" Wait you didn't have any money this whole time? " Jojo asked looking at the blonde in surprise. " How in the hell would we even get the goblin dogs without money? "

Pony head then spoke up. " Oh, I think I got some. Check in my back pocket, girl. " Star then reaches inside the floating unicorn head creeping out both Jojo and Adam because of how gross it looked. " Oh, uh-uh. No, I think that's my keys. "

" Oh, I found it. " Star found what she was looking for. "Uh, 27 cents and two pistachio shells. "

As Jojo was gonna blow a gasket Adam spoke up. " I got some cash. " Taking them by surprise.

Jojo looks at him a bit worried. " Uh, Adam? How much money is that? "

" Like 650 bucks. " He replied casually not sounding worried in the slightest.

" Yep, that'll do it. " The goblin grabs his money " This will get you the executive package. "

" Man, this goblin dog stuff is ridiculous. " Star exclaimed now wearing a hotdog shaped hat, a shirt, and had slippers, pony head had a shirt, Jojo had a shirt as well with a plastic big finger, while Adam got himself a big stuffed hot dog and even bought Kelly a hat just to be nice.

" Yeah, you dropped a ton of cash on all this swag. " Pony head commented.

" No, I got us into the right line. " The teen replied.

Star then gasps " Oh my gosh. Look. We're next! " She said sounding really excited.

" Good, but I swear this had better been worth it. " Jojo growled in a mixture of hunger, frustration and patience now being lost.

" Five goblin dogs please. "

" Make that ten. " Jojo spoke up getting looks from the group. " What? I'm hungry. "

" Oh, you have to wait in that line now. " He points to another monstrously long line much to their shock.

" You got to be shitting me! How many lines are there?! " Joey yelled out in frustration.

" Oh, it's all one line. " The goblin answered. " There's just a lot of them, so after that line, you'll go to that line, then that line, then that line, then that line, then that line, then that line, then it hooks back like a dog's leg. Then you gotta take a number. You know, from a little number ticket pulley thingy. "

" Okay, that's enough of this shit. I'd like to speak to the manager. " Jojo demanded.

" Certainly sir. " He closes the window opens it up now wearing a different hat acting all different. " Yes? "

" What's the deal man?! We waited six hours! "

" And bought all your stuff too! " Adam said grabbing his recent purchase. " This is bullshit! "

" I'm sorry sir, did you say you've been waiting for six hours?

" Yes! " Both teens roared.

" Well, some of these folks have been waiting years. "

Everyone then yelled on the top of their lungs. " YEARS?! "

" Years! " He closes the window, reopens without his manager hat. " So what did my manager say? "

All(minus Kelly) " You're the manager! :

" Oh, you know what? Forget this okay? I'm not waiting years just to try a goblin dog. " Pony head said now beginning to leave much to their confusion.

" What? Wait a minute, Pony head, I thought you said you had a goblin dog before. " Jojo said repeating what she claimed to had earlier making the unicorn head sweat nervously.

" Well, as it were, uh... "

" Have you had a goblin dog or not, Pony Head? Just answer the question. "

" Uh, I don't know. [laughs] Who can tell? Like... maybe not? "

" You know what? Fuck this! I'm outta here! "

" Oh, Jojo come on " Star called out to her roommate. ". Pony Head didn't mean bad. She's just a liar. "

" And that's the reason why I don't like to hang out with her! " Her roommate replied back.

" He's right Star. That's not good friend material... " Adam said while Jojo walked away fuming in anger and frustration.

Pony head then caught up to the black spiked haired teen. " Wait. Wait, wait, wait. "

" No thank you! I've been waiting all day! That's all we've been doing. I'm sweaty, I'm hungry, and on top of everything, you lied about the goblin dogs! "

" Look, Jojo, I mean, all of these people have lied. " The head motioning to the rest of the crowd.

" She's right. I lied too. " The koala warrior said. " I'm not the one who threw this axe at you. "

Another monster steps forward " Hi. My name's Stan. "

Crowd " Hi Stan. "

" I'm also a liar. I told my wife this was a mink coat. It's just my body. "

" My glasses are fake! " More monsters then began to admit the truth. " Ooh, it feels good to let that out. "

" These aren't my teeth. "

" Look, we've all lied, and lying is not cool. " Star said getting their attention. " But there's only one person here who's lied to all of us. "

" Yeah. Pony Head. " The koala warrior pointed to the unicorn and the crowd seemed to agree ready to pummel her. Crowd " Yeah! "

" Wait, no. No, no, no. That guy right in the truck! " Star said pointing right at goblin who was managing the whole thing.

" Oh, yeah. He did lie to all of us. Get him! " The koala yelled out with the crowd now going into a frenzy charging at the truck.

" You're gonna lose your place in line! " The goblin takes out a shirt zooka, starts firing at crowd.

" Look out Jojo! " Pony head told the black spiked haired teen who made Neon Galaxy appear and knock away any incoming projectile. " Take out his gun! " Pony head then fires a laser from her horn to destroy the shirt zooka.

" Oh no! " The goblin is now fearful for what could possibly happen to him.

" Yes! Now we got him! " Star cried out but the small goblin now begun to drive the goblin dog truck away even going up a cliff.

" He's getting away! " Star cried out as the truck was going up a rock in the distance.

" Oh, he won't get too far. " Adam smirked before whistling away making Eletric Avenue appear and sped off towards the vehicle and within seconds it popped the trucks tires causing the vehicle to fall and land upside down totalling the vehicle.

" Okay Roy! " The floating unicorn head get's ready to stab him with her horn making the goblin raise his hands in defense. " Now give up the goblin dogs!

" Look okay, you get me severed horse head. goblin dogs aren't real! " Roy said now admitting a truth much to everyone's displeasure.

Pony head " What? "

Adam: " Are you serious?! "

" It's a ruse. I took you for everything. "

" Good freakin grief. This was all a waste of time. " Jojo exclaimed shaking his head in disappointment.

" Yeah, come on you guys. Let's just go. " Star said and they began to leave.

" Look, kids, you can have your money back. " Roy presented them the big wad of cash.

" You know what? Keep it. " The teen denied the offer.

" Uh, Adam, that was 650 bucks. " Star reminded the other stand user.

" Yeah. Well, now every time he sees my 650 dollars, he'll remember the three kids whose dreams he wrecked. "

" No, I'll just spend the money. " Roy said ignoring everything he had just said not feeling guilty at all.

" He's right Adam. Yeah, we'll take the money, okay, thanks. "

" No Star, we're going home. " Adam said with Jojo shaking his head once again.

" Well, if you don't want it, I'll take it. " Joey says before using Neon Galaxy to snatch up the money and began to walk away. Then for some reason Roy began to giggle and laugh hysterically ran up to Adam.

" What the... " Joey was confused by his sudden change in attitude before the goblin grabs o to Adam adding more to their confusion with Star readying to fire a blast.

" You've done it! " The small goblin exclaimed before the blonde blasts him off Adam with her wand.

" Okay, what in the hell are you talking about? " Adam was now confused.

" Well, duh. You earned the goblin dog. "

" Come again? " Jojo asked in confusion.

" Goblin dogs are real. " A new voice said making them look over to see it was Kelly who had finally spoken up. Much to their surprise she the front of her forward. she is revealed to be a teenage girl with brown skin and long bushy hair that usually covers her whole body and reaches down to her ankles. Underneath her hair, Kelly wears an oversized pink-and-white-striped sweater, black shorts, pink boots with aquamarine tassels that match her overgrown hair, and big round black-rimmed glasses " I had one before. "

" Kelly? " Star was surprised to see her there while Adam was doing his best not to stare at her.

' Whoa...That's what was under there the whole time? I gotta admit though...she's actually pretty cute... ' Adam said to himself while slightly blushing but quickly turned away.

" Oh, we thought you died. " Pony head said making everyone look at her making the floating head realize her mistake. " Oh, okay, well, I'm sorry. I thought she did die, so excuse me. "

" So Kelly, just to clarify, You've had a goblin dog before? " Adam asked.

" Got it from Roy. " She answered

" Okay, this starting to get annoying. " Joey said in frustration and looked to Roy. " Are goblin dogs real or not?! "

" They are. Yes. "

" This was all some kind of trick? " Star asked now hitting her limit of patience.

." Not a trick. " Roy answered waving his fingers. " A goblin dog must choose its master through trial. " For some reason he brings out a bottle of ketchup and mustard. " And today, the goblin dog chooses you! " He creates a pentagram on the ground with the two condiments. As everyone gazed at what was just made the magic symbol teleports them to a goblin themed temple of some kind. " Behold! " He pulls a lever making a set of hands open up revealing five hot dogs on a single plate making everyone all excited and eager since they hadn't eaten all day.

" Those aren't goblin dogs " He pulls up a curtain and puts them in microwave making everyone exchange a few glances in confusion until it was done. "These are goblin dogs. " Now in reach everyone finally grabbed what they've been waiting for.

" Oh, yeah. " Star takes her goblin dog and holds it up to Pony head so she can bite into it. "Here Pony. Bon apetit. " They all bite into their goblin dogs. Taking in the taste making some make a comment.

" This just tastes like a normal hot dog. " Joey noted sounding not impressed in the slightest.

" Yeah, are these really the best hot dogs in the whole universe? " Adam to had his doubts.

" It's basic, but it's good. " Pony head added.

" Hmm. Yeah. I guess I was expecting... " Star then gasps before all five of them start having weird and flashy hallucinations with one of them appearing to be a goblin themed buddha with multiple arms covered in hot dogs giving out a peace sign. After a few minutes, the hallucinations end, and they all wake up back in the desert.

" Holy...shit... " Jojo said in disbelief with wide eyes cause he's never had that sort of experience in his whole life.

" That was amazing! " Star shot up.

" Huh, I gotta give it to you, Pony head. Those hot dogs were pretty good. " Adam said as he stood up and dusted himself off.

" Oh, well, you know, the best for my besties, and whatever, all that kind of stuff. " She said laughing slightly and grew serious. " But, you guys, on the real, I am so done with this place. "

" Yep, me to. " Adam agreed.

" Huh, you know compared to Jojo, your okay. " Pony head said to the stand user.

" What's that supposed to mean? " The said spikey black haired teen said sounding offended by what she had just said.

" Ugh. Roy makes me go through this every time. " She said in slight frustration. " Why are those goblin dogs so good? "

" Hey Kelly? " Adam walks up to the person he's been hanging out with most of the day. " It's been really great talking to you. " All the sudden a small figure stands up from the top of Kelly's hair/fur

" Yeah man. It was really cool hangin' out with you too. "

" Whoa! What the hell is that?! " Adam recoiled in surprise not expecting something to emerge out of Kelly's hair.

" Oh, hey, I'm Tad. I'm Kelly's boyfriend. " The small creature introduced himself.

' Shit... ' Adam cursed mentally. " You've been here this whole time? "

" Yeah, I don't really eat hot dogs. I'm a vegan and stuff. But, you know, I like to hang out. "

" In her hair though? That's kind of weird. "

To be continued

Now replying back to reviewers

ROCuevas

Thank you.

Awsomerebel55

It'll be a little while until we know what there gonna be up to. But trust, me things will get heated up later on.

Jin Shirinue

And that's exactly what I was aiming for.

Guest chapter 1 #1

Which chapter was that again? Its been a while and it'd be nice to have my memory refreshed.

Raidentensho

Yep, good eye my friend, and don't worry, some stuff will happen eventually.

Guest Chapter 1 #2

Eh...I'm not really sure I'm even gonna do the slumber party. But I'll think about it.

Guest Chapter 2

Huh, I was doing that as a joke, but okay. Whatever floats your boat.