Name: Larry Butz
Vehicle: Butz Mobile (A completely unsuspicious white, windowless van that is not used to kidnap hot chicks off the street. Honest!)
Vehicle Armor: 5/5 (Can't have some flimsy van where non-kidnapped chicks could escape.)
Vehicle Speed: 2/5 (Weighted down by a few… non-sexual devices in the back.)
Vehicle Handling: Sluggish (Can't turn quickly due to the weight of said non-sexual devices.)
Special Weapon: 3/5 (Butz Orbitals- Electrical orbs that revolve around the outside of the Butz Mobile and like their creator, they bring only pain and misery to those foolish enough to go near them.)
Bio: Yo, I'm Larry Butz, a guy who ruins all that he touches. My life has been nothing but a train wreck- I can't hold down a steady job, my friends find me annoying, and women don't want anything to do with me even when I act like a total gentleman! It's not my fault that hot chicks don't come with instructions; but when I win the competition, that Gavin guy will give me the owner's manual.
In the ruined streets of LA, Kristoph stands on a nearby sidewalk as the pathetic driver of the Butz Mobile, a pathetic man known as Larry Butz, exits his vehicle and scurries over to the diabolical host of 'Debauched Steel'.
Kristoph gives Larry a warm smile. "Larry, as the winner of 'Debauched Steel', you have earned one wish for anything that your heart desires. So, what will it be?"
Much to Kristoph surprise, Larry gets down on his knees, tears streaming from his eyes, and starts groveling at the ex-attorney's feet.
"Oh, Mighty Kristoph, women hate me and I can't think of a single reason why!" Larry complains as he grips Kristoph's leg, tears staining the host's pants.
"Well upon first glance, I can give you eight." Kristoph sneers.
"Hey dude, if I wanted to be insulted, then I'd spend the day with Nick and Edgey!" Larry protests as he gets back up on his feet.
"Calm down, Larry, I'm only kidding." Kristoph pats the disgruntled young man's shoulder. "Now then, tell me your wish."
"I want it where no woman can resist my charms! That I'm the most attractive man in the history of attractive men that no woman can ever live without!" Larry proclaims with a big, goofy grin on his face, his cheeks reddening from the thought of how much he's going to score.
"Whatever you say…" Kristoph replies in a sinister, syrupy voice.
Kristoph raises his arms in the air, causing bolts of electricity to stream between his hands, emitting a blinding light. When the light diminishes, Larry looks around and sees no women coming.
"What the hell! Where are all the ladies? Did the wish fail? Am I THAT pathetic?!" Larry pouts as he stomps his foot on the ground.
"Don't speak so soon, Larry…" Kristoph assures the young man as he points to an attractive girl that rushes over to Larry and starts hugging him, causing him to giggle and blush.
Shortly after that, a few more attractive women approach Larry and start kissing his cheeks and stroking his hair.
"Now this is more like it!" Larry states with euphoria in his voice as he savors every moment of this.
However, things start to get a bit unpleasant for Larry when some fat girls approach him and start showering him with affection as well.
"Okay, I did not sign up for fat chicks! Now get these whales away from me before I become their snack!" Larry protests as he tries to push the pudgy girls off of him, but to no avail.
Kristoph chuckles at his handiwork. "Hey now, I'm only giving you what you want; so you better get used to this because the fun has only just begun…" The maniacal host calmly states as he warps himself to the roof of a nearby building.
No sooner had Kristoph warped himself to safety, an enormous group of girls from all walks of life and all regions of the world converge by the millions on Larry's position, surrounding the poor, whimpering man like ants seeing a piece of candy.
Larry screams and pleads for his life as he drowns in the sea of women, but this only excites the deranged females, who start to tear off his clothes, squealing for joy upon seeing his naked form. Soon enough, Larry is under a massive pile of girls who are all trying to have their way with him; his screams for help and gasps for air overshadowed by the shrieks of excitement from his billons of admirers.
Hours later, Larry is found dead, his body flattened like a pancake as blood oozes from his nose and mouth, much to the anguish of Earth's female populace. Well, on the bright side, they say that Larry's funeral will be well-attended and that he makes for a handsome corpse...
Kristoph grins at the camera. "I'm Kristoph Gavin, and I thank you for watching 'Debauched Steel'."
Kristoph chuckles as the screen fades to black.
A/N: I would like to thank ItsMuffinTime for submitting the wish for this chapter. Anyways, I hope that you guys enjoyed reading the first chapter of "Debauched Steel" as much as I enjoyed writing it.
