Name: Maya Fey
Vehicle: Public Bus (Just that- an ordinary public bus, driver included. What? Maya can't help it if she hasn't found the time or patience to get her license.)
Vehicle Armor: 3/5 (Are you surprised? It's a public bus, not an APC.)
Vehicle Speed: 3/5 (Again, public bus; but at least it gets the job done)
Vehicle Handling: Intermediate (Average steering for an average public transportation vehicle; but do be careful- it makes slightly wide right turns.)
Special Weapon: 3/5 (Burgers- In line with her gluttonous nature, Maya always keeps an untold number of burgers hidden on her person at all times; but don't worry, she's willing to share them with the other drivers…and by 'share', we mean by throwing them at their windows to obscure their vision.)
Bio: Hiya! I'm Maya Fey and I love burgers; and I mean LOOOVE them! They're just so meaty and juicy and yummy in my tummy! I could eat them for every meal of the day, but my fuddy-duddy geezer of a friend only buys me burgers for dinner twice a week IF I'm lucky! Apparently, he thinks that it's "unhealthy" to eat burgers for every meal. As if! Everyone knows that burgers are one of the major food groups next to steak, noodles, and sweets. But after I win 'Debauched Steel', no one will stop me from getting all my essential nutrients!"
Kristoph sits on the bench at a random bus stop, calmly reading a newspaper as a public bus comes roaring by. When the bus gets close to him, it comes to a screeching halt before the doors open up, allowing Maya, with a child-like look of excitement on her face, to step off and run over to the host of 'Debauched Steel'.
Kristoph calmly closes his newspaper and, while still seated on the bench, looks the petite spirit medium in the eye. "Congratulations, Ms. Fey, for –"
"Yeah, yeah, I won the contest and get a wish! So stop beating around the bush and let me get my prize!" Maya demands with her fists clenched and a look of determination on her face.
"Well, aren't you a little hasty Harriet. You know, you should really slow down and enjoy life; smell the roses. Who knows, it may stop you from doing something you might regret." Kristoph calmly advises as he holds his glasses to his face with his right hand as to hide the sinister grin that he is currently wearing.
Maya stomps her foot and glowers at Kristoph. "Geez! You're just like Nick, going around telling me what I can and can't do!"
Kristoph flashes Maya a fiery glare, the corner of his mouth twitching, upon hearing this brat compare him to his arch nemesis- a bumbling, foolish man who has only won trials by pure luck and doesn't even deserve to breathe the same air as the Coolest Defense in the West.
"I am NOTHING like Phoenix Wright! Never make that mistake again!" Kristoph growls as he clenches his fist, trying his best to hold back the desire to spawn in a bottle of grape juice and kill this annoyingly energetic girl just like he did to that blowhard fool Zak Gramarye.
"Sure you are!" Maya chirps. "You're both attorneys, you both have weird hair, you both wear blue suits, you-"
Maya is interrupted by the ground rumbling as Kristoph slowly raises his clenched fist into the air before punching the steel post of the nearby bus stop sign, not unlike how his younger brother punches the wall behind the prosecutor's bench, causing it to bend like a straw.
"Make. Your. Wish… NOW!" Kristoph snarls, his fist still trembling.
Maya recoils out of shock and slowly takes a step back. "Ok, ok... I want an endless meal of burgers!" The raven-haired medium cheerfully proclaims, able to easily put aside Kristoph's outburst if it means getting her burgers.
"And would you like an endless order of fries with that?" Kristoph sneers, his cheerful grin and calm demeanor returning.
"Nope, just the burgers."
A sinister grin spreads across Kristoph's face. "Granted…"
Kristoph raises his arms in the air, causing bolts of electricity to stream between his hands, emitting a blinding light. When the light diminishes, Maya is sitting at a massive table in a fast-food restaurant as an army of waiters keeps delivering plates of burgers to her while Kristoph stands off to the side, smiling at what it yet to come.
At first, Maya is overjoyed and eats her immense supply of burgers at an alarming rate, cleaning off trays faster than they can be brought to her; but nothing lasts forever, and Maya learns this lesson the hard way after several hours of rampant eating only to find that, for once in her life, she's full.
Maya rubs her belly which is now protruding and rotund, looking like she is about to give birth. "I am SOOO full! I can't possibly eat another bite…! Well, time to go!" Maya tries to get up from her seat, but finds that she is unable to move.
Maya struggles in vain to get up from her seat. "What's the big idea? I'm full and I want to leave right now!" The raven-haired girl whines.
Kristoph walks over to Maya while shaking his head. "I'm afraid I can't allow that, Ms. Fey, for you see, you asked for an endless meal and that is just what you're going to get."
"Well I'm not eating anymore and that's that!" Maya puffs her cheeks and looks away from the burgers in protest.
A wry smile spreads across Kristoph's face. "If that's how you're going to be…" Kristoph snaps his fingers, causing the hundreds of thousands of burgers on the table to grow legs and march towards Maya's mouth.
Maya tries her best to throw the burgers off of her, but they are too powerful and too numerous to be repelled. Eventually, the burgers start forcing their way into Maya's mouth and down her throat as the poor girl tries to spit them out, but to no avail. And with each burger that makes it into Maya's stomach, she grows a little bit larger until she looks like a giant ball with her now-stubby head, arms, and legs ever so slightly protruding from her massive girth.
Kristoph snickers to himself at the fact that Maya is starting to resemble Violet from 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' when she was turning into a giant blueberry; but this is no whimsical chocolate factory with hordes of little men who can break into musical numbers on the spot. No, this is 'Debauched Steel', a show where there are no musical numbers nor happy endings- evident by Maya swelling until she becomes so full that she literally explodes with a loud, shrill scream of anguish as ground beef and blood coat the entire area, except for Kristoph and his cameraman, who were protected by barrier that the derange host created with his powers right before the gluttonous medium burst like a massive zit.
"Well, I guess she won't want dessert…" Kristoph sneers at the camera. "I'm Kristoph Gavin, and I thank you for watching 'Debauched Steel'."
