Name: John Doe

Vehicle: Ice Cream Truck (Just your run-of-the-mill ice-cream truck owned by your run-of-the-mill ice cream salesman. Nothing unusual here.)

Vehicle Armor: 2/5 (Do the job stealthily, quickly, and to your customer's satisfaction- the cornerstones of the humble ice-cream salesman. Follow them to a T and you won't be on the scene long enough to take any casualties.)

Vehicle Speed: 4/5 (Can't follow the second cornerstone of being an ice-cream salesman with a slow vehicle, can you now?)

Vehicle Handling: Tight (A vehicle's turning capabilities can mean the difference between a happy customer and many frowns all around.)

Special Weapon: 4/5 (Radio Transceiver- When you are in the business for as long as John Doe has, you establish a few connections- connections that make people go away through a wide range of methods.)

Bio: Hello, my name is John Doe, a simple ice cream salesman whose main purpose in life is to serve his customers flawlessly and with absolute trust between them and myself. I have recently been contracted by a few customers to make a delivery to a client- one who is in a position of power too great for me to get close to by ordinary means. However, when I win Mr. Gavin's show that shall no longer be a problem and the job will be completed with ease.


Kristoph calmly waits on a nearby sidewalk, his back against the side of a building and his calm, icy gaze fixed upon the horizon, for the winner of 'Debauched Steel" to come and claim their prize. Silence fills the air, only being briefly interrupted by the faint howl of a passing breeze, as Kristoph grins to the empty street in front of him, as if expecting the driver to appear out of thin air at that very moment.

Sure enough, in a matter of seconds, the silence is replaced by the unmistakable sound of the 'Ice-Cream Truck Song' as Shelly's vehicle approaches Kristoph's position, stopping about ten feet from the host, abruptly ending the catchy tune, before the assassin calmly exits his vehicle; but unlike most contestant, who would waste no time in rushing over to Kristoph and claiming their wish, Shelly chooses to just stand by his ice cream truck, his posture stiff like that of a stone statue that one would find in a courtyard, not moving an inch as he and Kristoph lock cold, unyielding stares for what feels like an eternity. Kristoph, who is growing impatient by the winner of his competition's odd behavior, quickly gives up and proceeds to approach Shelly.

Kristoph slowly claps his hands. "Congratulations, John Doe, on winning 'Debauched Steel'. What is your-" Kristoph is stopped mid-sentence as Shelly, without saying a word, pulls out a pistol and fires a single bullet straight into the center of the host of 'Debauched Steel's' forehead, killing him instantly as his corpse falls to the ground.

"That." Shelly nonchalantly states as he slips his pistol back into his pocket, approaches Kristoph's corpse, and places one of his infamous calling cards on his latest victim's body.

With his job completed, Shelly calmly, yet quickly, returns to his vehicle and drives away from the area as the 'Ice-Cream Truck Song' plays from its speakers once more; leaving Kristoph's cameraman dumbfounded, still filming his employer's fresh corpse as he himself stares at it, before regaining his senses and pushing a button on his camera, causing a picture of Kristoph in his deranged breakdown pose, against a solid grey background, with a caption underneath it that reads 'WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES…' to appear on screen for the viewers at home.