A/N: first song is I'm an Asshole by Dennis Leary. Switch white with pred. Second one is Poisoning Pigeons in the Park Tom Lehrer. Replace squirrel with lizard for the zootopian version though. Hehe. last one is the Dickhead song by Miles Betterman.
how to tame the grumpy wolf
The night had not gone as planned. Brutus had set everything up beforehand. The movie that turned out to be awful. The fire in the restaurant kitchen that forced them to get fast food someplace else. With every mishap his mood got worse. Traffic on a Saturday night when all he wanted was to get home and sulk. Perfect end to this awful night.
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Sandy was paying attention. At first she thought making fun of the movie was helping and it did… until the fire department came. Bugga Burga was busy and the line took far too long for her hungry wolf's patience. Or his stomach. It had complained loudly that it was empty. So of course he did too.
It was just a little sarcastic and slightly jerky comments that came from his muzzle. Finally sick of his bullshit she kissed him full on the mouth. The shock on his face was priceless. Bonus was it lasted till their food was ready.
Traffic though… what on earth to do about traffic? She smirked and switch her phone to the cars bluetooth and started a playlist she'd put on her phone from their home computer. Sandy giggled as the first song started.
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He glanced over at her the corners of his mouth twitching. As it got to the chorus he was singing loudly and giggling like mad. Brutus turned up the volume and rolled down the windows. The mammals in the surrounding vehicles stopped honking and started listening. Soon Brutus wasn't the only one not singing. Next song was more upbeat considering the lyrics were so disturbing. He knew what the next one was and quickly licked Sandy's face while they were stopped. As the third song began he was remembering an author's agent who drove him nuts. He had sent this song to him through email and the guy had not been amused one bit. The wolf had just laughed in his face the next day as the author fired the agent.
Finally they got home and he was as happy as could be. He picked her up and brought her inside nuzzling her neck as he slammed the door.
'Music tames the savage beast'
