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(Voice mailbox greeting of John Winchester as of November 2005)
This is John Winchester. I can't be reached. If this is an emergency, call my son, Dean. 785–555–0179. He can help.
(Text conversation between Buffy Summers and Sam Winchester.)
BUFFY: Boo!
SAM: Hey Buff. What's up?
BUFFY: Just wanted to say hi. Got attacked by demon robot
SAM: WTF
BUFFY: Demon got into wifi then robot then fried
SAM: We just had a demon on a plane. Did u know Dean doesn't like flying?
BUFFY: No. He's a chicken
SAM: Dean said he's going to chicken you. IDK what that means
BUFFY: IDK either
SAM: Everything else ok?
BUFFY: Yup! Normal vamps n stuff. Found out teacher is a techno-pagan
SAM: What about Angel
BUFFY: Tell Dean to MYOB
SAM: LOL ok. Let us know if you need help
BUFFY: Will do. Love you guys!
SAM: Love you too Buffy
WANTED
INTERSTATE FLIGHT-MURDER
DEAN WINCHESTER
DESCRIPTION:
Age: 26, Born January 24, 1979
Sex: Male
Height: 6 ft. 2 in.
Race: White
Remarks: Winchester may be driving a four-door, 1967, black Chevrolet Impala.
CRIMINAL RECORD
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is seeking the location of, and information about, Dean Winchester, the prime suspect in the murder of two women and the physical assault of one woman in St. Louis, MO. Winchester is also a possible suspect in several other murders.
SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
If you have any information concerning this person, please call 1–800-CALL-FBI. You may also contact contact your local FBI office or the nearest American Embassy or Consulate.
Field Office: St. Louis
(Phone call from Joyce Summers to Dean Winchester)
DEAN: Hello?
JOYCE: Dean, it's Joyce. I'll get right to the point: why does the FBI think you murdered those women? (2 seconds of silence) Dean? You still there?
DEAN: Yeah. I'm sorry, Joyce. It's just a big misunderstanding. Is Buffy around?
JOYCE: No, I purposely called while she's in school. Listen, Dean, if you're having trouble with the law then maybe it's not a good idea for her to be with you guys during the summer.
DEAN: Joyce, I promise that whatever's going on will be fixed by then. In fact, I'll bet you anything that the poster will be gone in a couple of days. Besides, be a good way to stick it to Hank tellin' him his stepdaughter's hangin' around us losers.
JOYCE: (exasperated sigh) All right, all right. How's the search for John going?
DEAN: Lousy. Like we're one step behind him the entire time.
JOYCE: Sounds like John. Anyways, you two take care.
DEAN: Will do.
(Text conversation between Buffy Summers and Sam Winchester)
BUFFY: Tell me trolls are real
SAM: WTF? Not that I know of. Why?
BUFFY: Was hoping new principal was a troll
SAM: Why?
BUFFY: So I could slay him
SAM: Dean said he'd hold him, you punch
BUFFY: Thx but if I get expelled again mom would slay ME
SAM: Haha ok. We'll look in dad's journal but I think ur SOL. Happy birthday eve, BTW
BUFFY: Thanks! Present? Tell Dean no nudie magazines!
SAM: Now he's sad
BUFFY: LOL. Anyways, c ya guys soon hopefully
SAM: Later. Love you
BUFFY: Love you guys too
(Phone call from Sam Winchester to Buffy Summers)
BUFFY: Y'ello?
SAM: Buffy, please tell me you've heard from dad.
BUFFY: Uh, nope! Summers base has been John Winchester free. Why? You sound like something's really wrong.
SAM: It… We… Dean… Fucking hell.
BUFFY: Whoa. Potty mouth Sam. Never thought I'd live the day.
SAM: (shaky sigh) Buffy, Dean got electrocuted during a hunt. He had a major heart attack.
BUFFY: Oh my God!
SAM: He's alive, don't worry, but the doctors say that he's in really bad shape.
BUFFY: No. No no no no no—MOM! Mom! (thumps of feet running down stairs) Dean got hurt! We need to go, like, today to—Sam, where are you guys?
SAM: The ass end of nowhere in Nebraska. Buffy, just call me right away if you hear from dad, okay?
BUFFY: Oh no you don't. You tell me right now where you're at so we can go see Dean and I can kick his butt for being stupid!
JOYCE: (in the background) Buffy, what on Earth is going on?
SAM: Look, I've got a lead. Friend of dad's, Joshua. He's a couple of hours away and he says there might be someone there who can help us.
BUFFY: Sam…
SAM: I'll call you when we get there, okay? Don't worry. Dean will be fine.
(Email exchange between Rupert Giles and Sam Winchester)
TO: rgiles
FROM: swin0112358
SUBJECT: Question
Hey Giles - I've run into something and I think you might be the most discreet about it. Think you can help me out?
TO: swin0112358
FROM: rgiles
SUBJECT: re: Question
Certainly. I'm assuming you don't want me to inform Buffy.
TO: rgiles
FROM: swin0112358
SUBJECT: re: re: Question
Please don't. Don't let Dean know either. He's not saying anything but I know he's worried. Yesterday we ran into a guy whose mom died exactly the way ours did, right down to the ceiling and the fire. Can you look up in your archives, see if this is some kind of weird phenomenon?
TO: swin0112358
FROM: rgiles
SUBJECT: re: re: re: Question
Yes. Give me a few hours.
TO: swin0112358
FROM: rgiles
SUBJECT: re: re: re: Question
There's nothing historically, I'm sorry, but that's just too strange a coincidence to just dismiss. Were there any other circumstances to speak of?
TO: rgiles
FROM: swin0112358
SUBJECT: re: re: re: re: Question
No. Not really. Thanks, Giles.
TO: swin0112358
FROM: rgiles
SUBJECT: re: re: re: re: re: Question
You're welcome. Let me know if there's anything else that comes to mind.
(Conversation between Sam and Dean Winchester, Lazy T Motel, Grand Rapids, MN)
"Fuck, people are crazy."
"Yeah, well, you're not the one they kidnapped and wanted to hunt. Hey, check it out. Buffy said that they just had some kind of town wide nightmare thing. Everyone's fears came true."
"How come she's always texting you and not me?"
"Because ninety-nine percent of the time she manages to do it while we're in the car and you're always driving."
"Give me that."
"Hey!"
"Looks like you and Xander share clown fear, Sammy. Better let Buffy know."
"No, don't!"
"Ah-ah-ah, that's what you get for telling her about my plane thing. And… sent. Oh, look. She called you a dork."
"Damnit Dean!"
"Oh. Wow. Holy shit. She got turned into a vampire. Hell of a nightmare."
"Poor Buffy."
"Yeah. Don't think I'd've handled it that well either, gettin' turned into a monster."
"Well, not like that's ever going to happen."
"Here's hoping. I'm gonna shower."
"Don't use up all the hot water."
"Eh."
"I'm serious, Dean! I was sitting in that cage for, like, two days!"
"Then you should have gotten up first."
(Phone call from Rupert Giles to Sam Winchester)
SAM: Hello?
GILES: Sam? It's-It's Rupert. Rupert Giles.
SAM: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. How's it going? How did you get my number?
GILES: Buffy gave it to me, just in case. And, um, well we're not… not so good actually. How far are you and your brother?
SAM: We're in Utah, probably ten to twelve hours out from you guys. Why?
GILES: W-Would you mind heading here? There's… There's a problem.
DEAN: (in the background) What's going on Sammy?
SAM: (to Dean) It's Sam. And it's Giles. He's wondering if we can head to Sunnydale. (to Giles) We can head over. We're in between jobs. What is this about?
GILES: It… It would be better to explain when you get here. Buffy's in danger, mortal danger.
SAM: We'll be there by morning.
Acknowledgement : Some lines of dialogue are taken directly from the episode, "Phantom Traveler" (SPN 1.04).
Author's Note : Dean's FBI wanted poster was designed after the ones I found online for some scary people. The most recent was the Boston Marathon bomber, the other was for the movie version of Richard Kimble (aka Harrison Ford). The phone number is real but I really don't recommend actually trying it out 0_o
Also, I forgot Snyder showed up all the way in Season One. Armin Shimerman!
