(2/1/2018) I'm almost sure that I'm going to kill all the in-fic dates I put in. Or at least most of them. I sort of wrote myself into a hole of "not enough years are passing." Unless someone has a strong opinion about it…?

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MISSINGAdam Milligan

Age: 19

Race: WhiteSex: MaleHair Color: BlondeEye Color: BlueHeight: 6'Weight: 155 lbs.Missing From: Windom, Minnesota

Last seen wearing: Black t-shirt / blue button-up / jeans / army green jacket

Adam was last seen heading home at approximately 1930 in the town of Windom, Minnesota. Reports may put him in the vicinity of Lakeview Cemetery. Adam has short, dark blonde hair.

If you have any information please contact the Windom Police at .


April 2008


SAM: Hey, Buff', what's—

BUFFY: (shouting) DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS BOOK?

DEAN: (in the background) What book?

BUFFY: (shouting) THIS STUPID BOOK ABOUT THE THREE OF US AND EVERY SINGLE STUPID DETAIL ABOUT OUR LIVES?

SAM: Jesus, Buffy. Tone it down a notch.

BUFFY: (angrily, but at a normal volume) Sam. Angel is naked in this book.

DEAN: (bursts out laughing)

BUFFY: Oh, you think this is funny, do you? Guess what? There is a full frontal description of you in chapter… (paper rustling) seven. I now know every tiny detail of your supposedly "massive" peen and I can never erase this from my brain!

DEAN: (serious tone) We need to look into this. Now.

SAM: Why? So you can read about your dick?

BUFFY: Yours is in there, too, Sam.

SAM: What? Oh, come on!

BUFFY: I figure they had the decency to take into account that I'm jailbait in most states and left me out. But—(paper rustling)—guys he even knows about me being the Slayer. And Sam dying. And Dean going to Hell.

SAM: Hold up. (clacking of keyboard keys) What's it called?

BUFFY: "Supernatural." Author's name is Carver Edlund.

DEAN: How the hell did you find these anyways?

BUFFY: Xander. One fell out of his locker. Thought he was getting into kissy books when I saw the cover.

DEAN: Dude. Seriously? (to Sam) That's the book?

SAM: Wow. Look at my abs. And your biceps. And Buffy's boobs.

DEAN BUFFY: Shut up.

SAM: Okay, we'll look into this and call you back.

BUFFY: Fine.

(2 hours later…)

DEAN: Hey, Buff'.

BUFFY: What did you find out?

SAM: Found the publisher. Carver Edlund's a pseudonym so we're going to go talk to her, see if we can get his real name.

BUFFY: Anything else?

SAM: Uh… nope. Nothing really.

DEAN: Except for—

SAM: Oh, don't tell her about that!

BUFFY: What?

DEAN: Nothing.

BUFFY: What. Is. It.

DEAN: There's fans making stories that frigging put me and Sam together. Like togethertogether.

BUFFY: They do know you're brothers, right?

SAM: And, um, together… with you.

BUFFY: (shrieking tone) WHAT?

DEAN: Oh, and just… don't look up art made by fans, that's all.

BUFFY: What? Why?

DEAN: Uh…

SAM: Well, you know how you said that you weren't part of the nudity-fest?

BUFFY: Yeah?

SAM: So… they also kinda… made their own versions.

BUFFY: Of?

SAM: Well, you.

BUFFY: Me what? Me naked?

DEAN: Yup. Doesn't stop there.

BUFFY: Oh, God. What?

SAM: Just… trust us. Don't look.

BUFFY: (clacking of keyboard keys) Too late. (5 seconds of silence) Oh. Oh no. (laptop slaps closed)

DEAN: Toldja not to look, dumbass.

BUFFY: You're going to tell me what happens when you find this guy, right?

DEAN: Yeah.

BUFFY: And you'll send me lots of pictures of his broken and bloody body when you're done with him?

DEAN: Uh…

SAM: We need to at least figure out how he's doing it first.

BUFFY: Okay. But then it's all bruise-ville and punchiness, right?

DEAN: Fuck yes.


(Conversation between Castiel and Naamah/Anya, alley behind The Bronze, Sunnydale, CA)

"What have you done?"

"I have only tried to reclaim my Grace! You have trapped me in this mortal form—"

"Enlisting the aid of a witch? Bringing forth a creature of that other world? Have you no sense of propriety? You have Fallen far, Naamah."

"You speak of Falling? I see it in your eyes, Castiel. The uncertainty. The want to question. The idea that what our brothers and sisters want is wrong. Your very thoughts cross into blasphemy!"

"I am not the one who nearly disrupted the flow of reality!"

"Then give me back my Grace! I will put the vampire Willow Rosenberg back and trouble you no longer."

"Do you truly expect me to believe you?"

"Agh! I hate this! I hate being mortal! I cannot fly, I am stuck at an age that denies me access to drink, and I am flunking math!"

"I do not have the time for this. Fix it, Naamah, or I will do more than just take your Grace."


May 2008


(Voicemail left on the phone of the demon known as Ruby)

SAM: Where the hell are you, Ruby? This isn't funny anymore. I'm all out. Stop whatever you're doing. Call me. I need more.


(Phone call from Buffy Summers to the vampire known as Angel)

ANGEL: Buffy. What is it?

BUFFY: This is going to sound crazy, but can you go to that old factory? Not the one that Spike was using, the one that was for, like, fish-can thingies?

ANGEL: Why? What's going on?

BUFFY: Slayer dream. I think Cass is in trouble.

ANGEL: Demons?

BUFFY: No.

ANGEL: Oh. (2 seconds of silence) I'm not sure what you think I can do.

BUFFY: Can you just look? Please? I'd go but Giles is worried that Zachariah might be there and, you know, last time he broke my leg… (sigh) and-and you're the only one I trust to not go charging in and getting dead.

ANGEL: Okay. I promise: I'll just look.

BUFFY: (relieved sigh) Thank you.


(Phone call from Buffy Summers to Dean Winchester)

DEAN: Hey, Buff'. What's up?

BUFFY: You guys need to get here. Now.

DEAN: Uh, okay? Is it the Mayor? Or Faith?

BUFFY: C) None of the above. It's Castiel.

DEAN: Don't tell me he's in your frigging bedroom again, 'cuz I told him—

BUFFY: No no no no no listen! There was some kinda fight in a warehouse near here. Angel went to go check for me and found major damage, like wings burned on the walls and those weird circles and scribbles everywhere.

DEAN: Sounds like angel-on-angel violence.

BUFFY: Yeah, well, Angel found Cass there. Except it wasn't Cass. Like, it was a Cass-shaped thing without Cass inside.

DEAN: Okay, that was as clear as mud. Mind clearing that up?

BUFFY: It was just his vessel. He says his name is Jimmy Novak and other than eating, like, three helpings of my dinner he keeps asking to go back to his family. I need some help.

DEAN: That's… really freaking weird. We're in Idaho. Can you watch him until morning? Make sure he doesn't take off?

BUFFY: Yeah, no problem. Where's Sam?

DEAN: Out getting food.

BUFFY: Oh. Okay, see you soon.


Acknowledgment : Some lines of dialogue are taken directly from the episode "The Rapture"(SPN 4.20).

Author's Note : I had to give a little blurb about poor Adam. It's highly unlikely he'll show up again. I mean how big of a horndog could John Winchester be?