Dear Fanfiction,
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! I, Artemis, goddess of the moon, would never like a man, much less that upstart Perseus Jackson. What gave you writers the idea that Pertemis is a thing?! I should stick an arrow up your nose for the disrespect you have for me.
Of course, if there's a ship, there is a 99% chance that there are stories about me and that son of Poseidon doing... it. That is wrong on more levels than years I've lived!
First of all, if I had to lose my virginity, it wouldn't be to Perseus. He probably even has a small dick! Um, not that I've ever thought about anything like that. No, I would never break my vow to be an eternal maiden.
Second, I know you perverted writers write about Percy taking my HUNTERS' virginity, too. You know, that sticking an arrow up the nose of each and every one of you idea is sounding pretty good. DON'T. EVER. THINK. ABOUT. WRITING. ANYTHING. LIKE. THAT. AGAIN.
Third, stay away from my Hunters and me.
I hope that asianboiwithmath will pass on this message to the community. Or else he'll get an arrow up his nose, too.
100% virgin Artemis, signing out.
A/N: I hope that wasn't too offensive for being rated T. If the Greek gods are real, I would be scared out of my mind of Artemis.
