Dear writers of fanfiction,

I just wanted to say, what gave you guys the idea that I was sexy? Not that I'm disagreeing, but I don't think I've ever said that I'm sexy. Ever.

But I guess all I can do is thank you for being my adoring fans. I wouldn't blame you if you fell in love with me. It's just natural. EMBRACE YOUR FEELINGS, LADIES. And, uh, maybe guys... I don't know... Just warning you guys now, I'm not into boys. So... sorry about the heartbreak, dudes. *Whispers* I'll be your friend though.

I'll give you guys 1 minute to guess what I'm doing right now. Hint: it's very sexy and Leo-like.

Tick tock, people! Time's running out!

YeS! i'M tWeRkInG!

Virtual cookie for anyone who guessed it! (::)

Oh, shoot. Calypso walked in on me. She's very angry and confused. I'd better go clean up my mess.

Goodbye for now,

a very sexy beast.


A/N: Well, that was certainly interesting. Shout Team Leo in the comments!