Dear mortals,

A very angry Annabeth here. Recently, Percy and I went to the movie theatre for a date. What do we find? A freaking Percy Jackson movie. Percy's all like, "Hey Annabeth, hey Annabeth, we should go watch that movie. It's based on us!"

So we watch.

First of all, who the freak made this movie?! It's nothing like the truth. We didn't fight a Hydra on our quest for the bolt. Where's the part where we almost get killed by Crusty the water mattress salesman? The master bolt doesn't even look the same. Percy was yelling at the screen the whole time! How embarrassing.

Second, WE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE 16-YEAR-OLDS AT THAT TIME! We were young and small, and we weren't that tall! Everything is so... broken, as Percy likes to call it.

Third, most of the monsters don't even look realistic. I mean, it is a kids movie, but still! Learn your Greek mythology people!

Fourth, Percy doesn't look that handsome. And look, he's screaming at me that he is the most beautiful savior of Olympus.

So I want you movie directors to know: you have incurred the wrath of... uh, Athena and Poseidon. One day, you're gonna get run over by a chariot. Boom! Take that ya ugly piece of... Nope, can't say that here. Fricking asianboi and his rated T stories.

This is the daughter of Athena, signing out until next time (which will be when we watch the second movie).

PS. You directors better make Percy less handsome in the next movie.

PPS. Did you know that PS means post-script? Like you have extra to write after your letter is finished? Crap, Percy is telling me to stop making the readers and asianboi bored. Who would get bored of learning though?


A/N: Me. I would get bored. But I'm Asian so my motto is "well, the more you know." So I am required by Azn law to be not bored when learning.

Kidding...

It's been almost 3 years since I've watched the movie so don't blame me if I left out some things.

And it's almost too embarrassing to talk about. This not-really-a-story got 3 favorites and 3 follows in the first like, week. My other story has around 4 and it was live for about 1.5 months! *Sigh* I will never understand you readers.

That's it for this letter,

BYEeEeEeEeE!