Dear Fanfiction,

This is Nico. I just wanted to complain about the zombie people here. I can't keep replacing the floating lamps every time Father is away. One day, I swear to Hades, those dumb zombie will get kicked out and will have to find a job in the mortal world. Maybe in the two Camps. Either way, I want them gone from my, er, Father's palace.

Oh, did you say Solangelo? Of course, you did.

Well, we're doing pretty good. I hope he doesn't prank me again on my birthday. Last time he put a fake grenade under my pillow my ear was ringing for months. But I love Will. Don't let him know I said that to the world. I'm supposed to be the insecure and quiet guy who's been through too much in his life, blah, blah, blah. And Will's supposed to be the person who saved me from darkness, because he is the light (literally. I saw him glow once when he got mad) in my life and brought happiness, blah, blah, blah.

Shut up. If I hear that again from someone, I will shove a femur up your... Too harsh? Fine. I will personally break your writing hand. Better?

Also, I saw your favorite character list, asianboi. What you said about Will was certainly... interesting. I like that you care so much about me, but I'm taken. (Who says I want to date you?!)

What do I think about Percy? Um, next question. Will is looking. (Kidding, Solace.)

I mean, he's a great guy. He's saved me countless times. But he's too... immature, to say the least. I can't believe I ever had a crush on that guy. But now, I'm just happy for him. He's got a great girlfriend. I heard that they were getting married VERY soon. And marriage leads to kids. Sometimes.

I can't say I want a little Percy running around New Rome, swinging Riptide and basically causing havoc. Classic Percy.

But anyway, my time here is up.

Death Boy, Bone Head, Ambassador of Pluto, son of Hades, child of Death, running out of things to say now,

signing out.


A/N: Haha, I honestly enjoyed writing that chapter. Nico is my favorite character. So I had to write one about him. I made more than a few jokes. Again, THIS AIN'T MY OPINION! Don't take offense! not that anyone would, judging from the reviews. (Me from the future: *sigh* I put a note on chapter one... ugh)

Thank you all for supporting my story, that's it for today!