Dear Fanfiction,
This is Jason, writing from Elysium. I can't say how sorry I am to all you Jason fans. It's not my fault that I died. Go take it out on the Fates, Caligula, or, hell, even Rick Riordan himself! But that's not the point of this letter.
I got to see everyone again! Nico talked to his dad about letting me go to the movies with all my friends. There were tears, hugging, and lots of punching. My arm is bruised in twenty different places.
Piper was first to greet me. It was awkward and I don't want to talk about it.
Annabeth came to me next and she hugged me for a full minute before punching me. Damn, that girl hits HARD! Don't get in a fistfight with her.
Percy didn't hug me, unfortunately. I'm kidding. I've seen enough Jercy stories and they're disgusting. Much offense, Percy.
Frank almost crushed my ribs with his hug. That not-so-lil' teddy bear.
Hazel kissed me on the cheek. Piper got mad at that, for some reason.
Nico... He's so much more mature now. He was mature before, but now it went from here _ to here *! Didn't really know how to portray that. And since you asked, asianboi, yes, Solangelo forever. (Yaaay!)
I only met the people I knew. They all punched me. Sad face.
Oh, yeah, Annabeth invited the original 7 and a few more demigods to the movies to watch The Sea of Monsters. Something about the first movie being bad and wanting to judge the second one, too?
It really was bad. Percy isn't that handsome. Annabeth and I high-fived each other for that. I zapped Percy because he had tears in his eyes and he got mad at me. We had a massive water fight at camp after that.
"Oh, yeah? You wanna play like that? Bring it on, Sparky!"
But yeah, don't cry over my loss. Don't grieve for eternity. It was meant to happen. The Fates decreed it. I'm having fun in Elysium. I even met the legendary Charles Beckendorf that saved the world.
So please, move on with your life. It won't do any good to grieve.
This is Sparky writing this letter with my own dead hands.
Byeeee!
A/N: Rick shouldn't have killed off Jason! 20th Century Fox shouldn't have tried to make that movie! I shouldn't have more reviews on this story than my ones with actual effort in them! GAH!
Until next time, Percy Jackson fans.
