Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in this story. I only own the words on this chapter. I do not even own the idea of "Dear Fanfiction." I am also not Rick Riordan. Twenty other disclaimers saying that I do not own things and whatnot.
Dear fanfiction,
Hi! It's Octavian, writing to you from the depths of the mysteries of prophecies.
I'm here to ask for advice. So I... uh... have a crush on this girl, and I want to ask her out! You wanna know who it is? Rachel! The other Oracle-type person.
What was that? I'm not an Oracle? Well, EXCUSE me! I'll have you know that I prophesied the end of the world! I was the one to welcome that disgusting Greek into Rome! I was the one! Not anyone else! The war would've been lost if not for me! (Deep breaths, Octavian.)
Gah! I bet asianboi put in a little message saying, "Deep breaths, Octavian." No, I will not!
... Ah, did I say disgusting Greek?
RACHELIMSORRYFORINSULTINGYOURPEOPLEPLEASEFORTHELOVEOFAPOLLOFORGIVEME
(If you ever want a teddy bear you can always come over, I have a large collection of only the most prophecetiacal bears in my room. I'll even give you my 100% pegasus down teddy bear. No pegasi were harmed in the making of this product.)
Sorry, getting off track. Where was I... oh yeah, advice.
I may be overreacting. I mean, who could resist my awesomeness and very existant muscles?! Yes, all the girls will love me. (I'm pretty sure everyone who has met you hate you.)
No! Don't even think about inserting another one of your stupid author's notes in the middle of your story! Everyone hates those, anyway. (I swear on the Styx I will only use those for this story, and maybe other stories when they completely, actually, legitly, need them. I also refuse to spell legitimately right.)
Gah! I hate you!
Octavian signing out!
A/N: ...Is this... an update? What even was this story? I don't remember, it's been so long since I read this because stupid asianboi (Me from the future: it's Sunnnyboi. Three n's) won't update his stories!
All jokes aside, let's get on with this so that I don't get flamed even more. No, Leo, stay out of this.
This chapter was requested by junebug.
Thank you to fifty other people for reviewing! I am not on computer so I am too lazy to switch between my story and this document just to give credits. Sorry. Until next time, amazing fans.
-Asianboi
