Dear fanfiction,

It's been a long time, hasn't it? Yes, it's me, Hazel. I had... uh, things to do. Stuff like setting up easy transportation between the two camps. And fighting things. A lot of things.

But anyway, I'm here now! I don't even know why I'm writing this letter!

... (Pretend that Hazel is shuffling through papers because this is a letter and she told me to put this here.)

Ah, right! You guys were asking for me! Oh, I'm so popular!! I love you all!

Frank tells me that I'm acting like a famous pop singer now. I don't know how I can sing pop?

... (Pretend that Frank is telling her that pop is a type of music. Again, this was requested by Hazel.)

Oh!! Okay! I still have to get used to the "modern world." So sorry!

Well, I have no reason for writing this letter, so I'll just update you guys on what's happening!

The Frazel relationship is still afloat! I don't know what the heck that means, but Frank told me to say it!

(Don't mind me, just highlighting the funny - ahem, important parts.)

New Rome is as good as ever! The Fifth Cohort finally regained the respect of the others, but they're still holding it over our heads that we were the ones that lost the eagle in the first place and blah, blah, blah. (*INHALES* ... again, don't mind me, I'm just doin' what she's telling me to do.)

Holy ROFL vegan bricks! I mean cupcakes! That was a long letter. I'm out of breath just from writing this monstrosity!

HEYZAL OUT!


A/N: ... Well, it certainly has been a long time... *braces self for much pain from fans*I am so sorry, guys, I just had a lot of things happening to me. I also had to finish up a month long chapter.

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GUYS, PLEASE FAVORITE AND REVIEW IF YOU ENJOYED AND BE SURE TO CHECK OUT SOME OF MY OTHER STORIES! ALSO BE SURE TO VISIT ONE OF MY NEWER STORIES, LINKED UNIVERSES! (Me from the future again: uh. hi. discontinued :) haha. o yeah and all the stories are gone now)

ASIANBOIWITHMATH OUT!! (of breath)