Not gonna die today!
Weeks have past since you first started your new role as the lieutenant of squad 14. Though today was one of those days that you did not want to get out of bed. But you still had to fulfill your duties as a lieutenant.
You kept resting on your cozy bed until you heard screaming and multiple loud foot steps outside your door. Was Haj chasing someone around the barracks again? Well no she wasn't.
" Lieutenant ( L/N )! Time to get up! I need you're help!" Your captain shouted. Your eyes snapped open and jumped up to your feet, quickly getting dressed and running out your room, " Captain?!" You shouted, looking around for her.
The captain grabbed your arm and whispered, " Come with me.." You followed her to squad 6 barracks. What is she planning? You wondered, but still followed her.
Haj snickered and pulled out a bucket of bright purple paint from her bag. You rose an eye brow with confusion. " Captain wh-.." She interrupted you with a shush.
" Help me hang this paint from the ceiling.." Haj whispered. You sighed and helped her hang it from the ceiling. " How is this even going to work?" You asked, If it's a sliding door how is bucket going to tip over?
" I tied a string to the door, then tied it to the opposite side of the bucket, so when someone slides open the door, it will spill on them.." Haj explained.
You nodded your head now understanding. She dragged you down the hall a few yards away and turned the corner to the next hall way. She dropped you and glanced down the hall way and so did you.
Who was going to have paint poured on them? You wondered. Then the door had opened, someone walked out the room, but only took one step and the paint poured all over them.
Haj snickered, and you laughed a little, finding this kind of funny. But you both went pale seeing who it was. Oh crap! It was Byakuya! You nearly fainted but Haj just shook you violently.
" Crap we poured paint on captain kuchiki! " Haj whispered loudly, she was freakin' scared! And so were you! But then you both stayed still when Byakuya shunpoed near you and Haj.
You both looked up at Byakuya with a, ' It wasn't me!' look on your faces. While Byakuya had the, ' Now I'm going to kill you' look on his face.
" I believe it was the two of you that got me covered in paint.. Now I must punish you both.." Byakuya said trying to stay as calm as possible, pulling out his zanpakuto.
Your eyes widened, You always wanted to see Byakuya's shikai, but you also didn't want to see it because he might use it on you. " Scatter, Senbonzakura.." He said.
You began to panic, not knowing what to do. When you turned your head to ask Haj what to do, there were dots circling where she used to be. " CAPTAIN?!" You looked around.
As Byakuya sent his blossoms after you, you laughed nervously and then kicked him where the sun don't shine, which was the first thing that came to your mind for an escape plan.
Byakuya grunted and fell to his knees in pain. " Sorry captain kuchiki!" You shouted as you ran like there was no tomorrow. You kind of regret hurting Byakuya, but you also had no other choice.
You finally skid to a stop when you were out of breath. Haj found you and ran over, " Oi! ( F/N )!" She shouted. You looked up at her, trying to catch you breath.
Haj pulled out another bucket of paint, but it was pink. She had that evil smirk on her face as she pointed at Squad 10 barracks. " Let's do this partner!" She said, stars in her eyes.
Your eyes grew wide, you had that, ' Wait what?!' look on your face. " We're gonna pour paint on the next person on my hit list, which is actually a list of people to pour paint on!" Haj said with a grin. Making it sound complicated.
All you could do was stare at her, " HUH?!"
