TYRANT'S TOMB SPOILERS! ANYTHING IN BOLD IS A SPOILER! THE WHOLE FIRST PART IS A SPOILER! DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS FOR THE FOURTH BOOK! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS BECAUSE OF THIS CHAPTER! AAAAAAAA
Dear fanfiction,
This is Thalia. Haven't heard from me in a while, have you? Well, I'm here now. And I have some criticism. A LOT of criticism.
Let's start off with Reyna. She joined the Hunters and she's fitting in well. But before that, I heard that the Romans were shipping her with me? Yes, that's right. You heard correctly.
Aphrodite said that no demigod or mortal would heal her heart. She's had crushes on a number of people. They all pretty much rejected her. (F in chat.) She even thought about dating Octavian at one point. Just... eww.
But now she's happy and with family. She probably will become my successor, but I don't like to think about my death. *shrugs*
Next point: what's next for demigods.
As you know, we hunt monsters for Artemis and help out wherever we can in the demigod world. The Second Titan War. The Second Giant War. And the Trials of Apollo. Oh, by the way, we don't know what happened to him. Most of us, no scratch that, all of us, would like to see him go. But the gods need him back. Whatever.
But what's next? Another threat to the world? Chaos himself? We don't know. There aren't any signs. But ever since the Great Stirring (Titan's Curse), monsters have been getting more powerful. Rare monsters came back from Tartarus. Just yesterday, two of us were killed by Dr. Thorn. Again. That- (Oh, wow. Harsh. Gotta bleep that one out for sure.)
The point is, the next threat could be anything. We have to expect the unexpected. There might be another war. Of course, you mortals wouldn't know that anything was going on.
Onto the third point: Fanfictions about me.
You already know what's coming. You know what's coming because it has been mentioned before by Artemis herself. The way you mortals think about her... just, ugh.
The same goes for me and the Hunters. No more fanfictions that portray us as... a toy for men. *AHEM* *cough* *cough* You know what I mean. I'm trying to keep this PG as possible, but that failed when I mentioned Octavian. That son of a gorgon... Son of Neptune reference! I mean what I totally don't know what that book is
Gods dang you and your rated T stories! You- (Watch your language! I'm tempted to write a fanfiction about me cleaning your mouth with soap!)
- Thalia Grace, Lieutenant of the Hunt
A/N: Oh. Well hello there. Haven't seen you guys in a while. Please don't get mad. I'll just... be in that corner and wait for your anger to dissipate.
Well, for now, here you go.
JPAnderson (here we go again... *sigh*): Octavian chapter sounds good. Do you want me to replace the chapter or add onto it or make a new one? Thanks for your continued support :).
Guest: (Kym) Oh, you asked for me? Yeah, Jason's dead. Big bummer. Also, not sarcasm. And 50 pence sounds good. (Psst, asianboi, what's "pence?")
Also: 50 reviews by 2020! CAN WE DO IT?! (Yes we did it. Thanks you guys lol)
-asianboiwithmath
