Dear fanfiction,
Hey dudes, wassup? Magnus here. Son of Frey, wielder of Sumarbrander, the annoying blond guy (read asianboi's story. It has me in it. ME!), all those work. Helheim, you can even call me King Magnus, but I'm not picky. I heard some of you guys were requesting for my letter. So I decided to send one to you guys.
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Let's see... wait, does that say "Percy Jackson and the Olympians story"? Oh, shoot. I'm not supposed to be here. Eh, whatever. I'm here now.
Asianboi asked me the other day if dating Alexa means I'm bisexual since she/he is... well, she/he.
GAH! Stupid autocorrect! I meant Alex. Let me try that again.
Asianboi asked me the other day if dating Alex means I'm bisexual since she/he is... well, she/he. There we go. Honestly? I have no idea. (Great. I'm probably not gonna go search that up on Google. Same goes for the... wow, 112 genders as of 2019.) I don't really want to elaborate.
And he also asked me if Valhalla is similar to the Lotus Hotel and Casino. I did some research. And by that, I mean asking Percy. Long answer short, it's similar.
Alex is asking me to actually answer that one. Gods damn you.
Well, Valhalla has better rooms than Lotus, but it doesn't have an indoor waterslide or bungee jump thing, whatever you call it. And the gaming systems here are pathetic. I would like to visit that place one day. (...)
(Insert slapping and grunting as Magnus and Sam fight for the keyboard. Lots of slapping. Like, "slapslapslap" slapping, not "slap slap slap" slapping. And grunting. Don't forget the grunting.)
This is Alex. Hey guys. I'm just gonna end the letter here. Since Magnus and Sam are fighting, and their fights last a looong time.
- Alex
A/N: Somebody once told me that writing has power. You can lead the readers in a completely different direction and have it end up very... off. It's up to the reader's imagination, how they see it.
"Like, "slapslapslap" slapping, not "slap slap slap" slapping. And grunting. Don't forget the grunting."
Yeah. Hope that wasn't too much.
Again, my aim is 50 reviews by 2020! If you're new to this story, help me out by favoriting and following!
MKDemigodZ-Warrior: Yeah, Thalia is scary. I wanna meet her. And the Meg chapter... I'll think about it. Good idea.
Tiaqua Neptune: I ALSO LOVE THE CURSING BLEEPS THERE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! And I'll probably add that in a later chapter. Stay tuned, I have some very funny ideas flowing right now for that. (Evil laugh)
Aliza: Lmayo is all I gotta say.
merendinoemiliano: Thank you! Glad that you agree with me about Arty! (Please don't blast me, Artemis, for calling you that. Mistakes may have been made.) And I'm sad too... R.I.P. Jason. Chiron chapter sounds good though.
JPAnderson: Letters to him explaining all the ways he should die again? Hmm... I WONDER WHAT THE DEMIGODS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT *WINK* *WINK* (Oh I didn't do that chapter... sorry)
claptrapfan64 (I absolutely love saying that name): Thanks! I hope I will make it to 50 reviews! And 50 chapters by 2025? Uh, I probably won't have time, since I'm going into high school now... I'll try my best!
Hope you guys enjoyed! BYEEE!
- asianboiwithmath
