Dear fanfiction,
What's up, Dumpster Queen? I get to write a letter to asianboi and you don't. Suck it, loser. Psh, like that girl would ever get to be popular.
Oh my gods, I have so many things I want to say to McLean in this letter. Unfortunately, asianboi has made this story rated T. Hmph. I guess I'll just have to seduce asianboi into changing that.
Please, I don't know asianboi's gender. I don't care. I have my ways...
I honestly can't believe Jason died. He was so hot. Er, I meant powerful. Although he is hot... Anyway, he died a heroic death, saving Apollo and - eurgh - McLean. He honestly should've left Piper and saved himself. Because then I'll be with him~
And I could've been, if Piper didn't interfere. She humiliated me in front of my cabin!! Grr... And she changed what the Aphrodite cabin is all about. Breaking hearts.
The best I can hope for is that she dies like Silena. They were both traitors, embarrassments to our mom.
Oh, and that reminds me, we share the same mom. Why me?! I refuse to believe that the legendary Tristan McLean and Aphrodite had a kid as ugly as her. She's probably someone else's kid and got thrown in the dumpster 'cause she was so ugly then Tristan took pity on her and adopted her.
(Can you, uh, tone it down like, twenty notches?)
And I will not tone it down. I bet you forty drachmas that asianboi told me to tone it down.
Why, Aphrodite?! Why did you let McLean take over the cabin?! It was great when I was counselor. And shut up, Lacy. You too, Michael.
All I want now is for a change in leadership. And I have the perfect way to do that. (Ooh, insert an evil laugh here, thank you very much.)
- Drew
A/N: Wow. I got like 6 reviews in 5 hours. Holy carp on a stick.That's 58, bois!
This chapter was requested by Butterflies765.
My new goal is 15 favorites or follows by 2020. Since 50 reviews was broken pretty quickly. Thanks to all.
- asianboiwithmath
