Dear fanfiction,

Hello, demigods and mortals. I am here to wreak vengeance upon your world! YOU CANNOT STOP ME!

Shut up, Thor. I know I was imprisoned under the sky you're holding up now, but now I am free! The demigods cannot stop me again!

...

Okay, now you can't talk. Zeus, he was being so annoying, talking about how the demigods and einherjar stopped a bunch of apocalypses and stuff...

Now, where was I?

Oh, yes. Wreaking vengeance upon your world. After this letter is finished I must gather the Titans and storm Camp Jupiter, then we must march to New York! You demigods can't stop a unified assault. And once the war is over, I will stick Perseus Jackson under the sky, where he can live forever. We'll just use some healing magic on him every now and then, don't worry.

... Thor, how did you get the sock out of your mouth?

(Insert muffled grunt)

Nevermind.

You mortals should write more stories with me in it. I heard asianboiwithmath is gonna include me in one. Ah... did I just spoil the story? Whatever, once I enslave every mortal, they can write about me. I'll just slowly pick off the bad writers and leave the good ones. Yes... It's all coming together...

Asianboi asked me if I knew any other pantheons of gods. Well, I've met this cute Mayan god before, and there was this Japanese jerk god, and I've also met a fox god. Don't ask. It didn't go well.

So, by my Titanic logic, I can confirm that the Greeks are the best.

SHUT THE TARTARUS UP, THOR! I SWEAR, DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE GOD-TAPE OUT?!

- Atlas, coming to kill you all


A/N: Almost a month. I'm sorry. I just have a lot of things going on in life called END OF TERM. And a few other things.

The Vigilant: I... don't think I know what you mean. That was a very... interesting suggestion...

theworstisgoingtohappen (it's not, don't worry): Well, I was going to do Ares instead of Thor here, but once I read your request, I've decided to save him for later.

Butterflies765: Yay! I love making people happy!

Goal: 15 favorites or 15 reviews by 2020! (Oh oops. I didn't reach that goal. It's okay, I wasn't really updating much anyway.)

- asianboiwithmath