I don't own Disney, Nintendo, Toei or Square Enix. There are a lot of comical scenes in the movie 'Emperor's New Groove'.
Kuzco's Kingdom: Hill-top village
As Prime was still searching the devil who was summoning the Soulless, Sonic with Mario and friends stopping the Black Arms in Station Square, Davis and the others with the Pokémon Trainers defending every world from the enemies and the others trying to stop the villains working for Master Xehanort, Lucemon and Kronika with their evil troops.
The group of Caleb, Mew, Luke, Aria, Sora, Oshawott, Kairi, Tai, Matt, Sor, Izzy, Joe, Mimi, TK, Kari, with their respective Digimon, Ash, Tyson, Pikachu, Medli and May were in a hill-top village as they were watching around their new surroundings. And took in their sight of the night sky, lush green lawns and small huts decorating the hill. All seemed quiet.
"It's too quiet." Oshawott said.
"Where is everyone?" Tai asks.
"Maybe they're asleep right now." Medli suggested. "It is pretty late."
"Maybe not everyone, because I don't think people up on the top had gone to bed." Luke said pointing up at the house in the hill.
They nodded in agreement, before Kari and TK failed to cover their yawn.
"TK?" Patamon asks.
"Are you okay Kari?" Gatomon asks her.
"Only I'm bit tired." Kari said.
"Me too Patamon." TK said.
"Maybe they'll let us stay the night. I bet all of us could use a rest." Ash suggested.
"I agree. Let's go ask." May replied.
"Maybe a nice soft bed with a soft pillow and warm fire." Mimi said and yawns.
They made their way up the hill. The walk was peaceful without enemies. No one said a word, as they were all tired and were glad for the peace and quiet. Soon they arrived at the top of the hill where one of the natives was sitting on the edge of a small stone pond. He was an overweight man in a green hand-made poncho, sandals and a brown hat. He had a pet white llama who was grazing with a cart still attached to its back. Sora and Caleb looked towards the man and noticed that he looked sad. Without a second thought, the group walked over to the man. Feeling that he wasn't alone anymore, the man lifted his head up and looked at the world-travelers with a confused expression on his face.
"Sir, are you okay?" Sor asked kindly.
The man nodded. "Oh, y-yeah, I'm fine. I'm just tired from my trip." Before asking. "Who are you? I don't think I've ever seen any of you around here before."
"I'm Sora, but you call me Sor." Sor introduced.
"My name is Biyomon." Biyomon introduces.
"And I'm Sora." Sora added, before indicating the rest of the group behind him. "These are our friends; Oshawott, Kairi, Caleb, Mew, Veemon, Luke, Dracomon, Aria, Lunamon, Tai, Agumon, Matt, Gabumon, Izzy, Tentomon, Mimi, Palmon, Joe, Gomamon, TK, Patamon, Kari, Gatomon, Ash, Tyson, Pikachu, Medli and May."
"Nice to meet you. I'm Pacha, I'm the village leader." Pacha replied with kindness as he shook everyone's hand. "So where are you all from?" At his question, the entire group tensed up and looked around at each other.
"We came from very far Mr. Pacha." Izzy replied as the other nod in agreement.
"I see. Do you need anywhere to stay? I'm sure my wife won't mind; she loves house guests." Pacha asked, understanding.
"If that's alright with you." Aria replied kindly. "We don't want to be intruding on you or your family."
"Or make things inconvenient." Lunamon added.
"Well, no one else is going to be much help this late at night. And we have more than enough blankets. It'll be a bit of a squeeze though, if that's alright." Pacha responded. Caleb and his friends looked at each other, before making their final decision.
"That's real nice of you, Pacha." Caleb said.
However, before anyone else could respond, everyone noticed one of the bags on Pacha cart was moving. Joe approached it and began poking at the bag before he asked. "What's in here?"
"I don't know." Pacha replied, scratching his head in confusion as he approached the moving bag. "I don't even remember this bag being here."
"Maybe someone accidently dropped it in the city, and you didn't even notice?" Tentomon suggested.
"Most likely, now that you mention it." Pacha agreed, as he couldn't think of a better scenario, as he undid it. And out of the bag, to everyone's surprise, was another dizzy, black and red-furred llama. "Where'd you come from, little guy?" Pacha asked.
"No touchy." The llama slurred, almost as though he was drunk. Everyone jumped in surprise at hearing the llama talk. Mew hid behind of Caleb, Oshawott did the same behind of Sora, Luke and Pacha stumbled into Ash and Tyson, causing all four of them fall onto the ground, Pikachu and the Digimon stood in defense stances, Izzy and May gapped and froze, Medli, Sor, Mimi and Aria gasped covering their mouths, TK and Kari hugged to each other in fear as Tai and Matt stood protectively in front of their siblings, Sora does the same in front of Kairi and Joe shook violently in fear.
"AHH! Demon llama!" Joe exclaimed in fear.
"Demon llama!? Where?" The llama asked, panicking himself as he turned to face the normal llama who screamed in fright. He in turn screamed in terror before the talking llama ran out of the bag, surprisingly on two legs before he lost his balance and tripped and rolled right into the wall of a small pond and lays dazed upside down on the ground. "Ow, my head..."
"Very unusual demon llama..." Luke muttered, still stunned beyond belief.
"I hope he's okay." Dracomon said.
Pacha stood up and slowly approached the llama, saying to it slowly and calmly. "Okay, demon llama. Just take it easy. We mean you no harm."
The llama shook his head, shaking off the dizziness, before asking the man. "What are you talking about?" Before realizing as though he recognized him as frightened himself up on his hooves and glared. "Oh, wait, I know you. You're that whiny peasant."
Pacha gasped at this response, suddenly realizing why the voice sounded awfully familiar and asks in disbelief. "Emperor Kuzco?"
"Yeah. Who do you think you were talking to?" Kuzco replied, not getting why the guy who he just met earlier was so shocked about now.
"Eh?" Caleb asked, shocked even further.
"What?" Everyone else asked, shocked and disbelief.
"Wait a minute, this guy is an Emperor?" Pikachu asked, shaking his head in disbelief.
"Can somebody please explain to me what's going on?" Veemon (dark blue) asked, hardly believing what was happening.
"How did this happen?" Kari wondered, just as at loss.
"He wasn't like this the last time I saw him; I don't know how this happened." Pacha replied honestly.
"Hey! I'm right here!" Kuzco snapped, unaware of his hooves he was using to balance himself. "You show me respect and speak to me when I'm around!"
Everyone shifted around uncomfortably, looking between each other until Pacha stepped forward, trying to explain as nicely as he could to break the news. "Uh, how did...You don't look like the emperor."
"What do you mean I don't look like the emperor?" Kuzco demanded, rudely.
"You're not even noticing the difference?" Matt asked skeptically.
"What difference? How can I be different? I'm the same young emperor blondy and…" Kuzco was saying as he pointed at Matt while raising a hoove to point at him but cut himself off and gasped in shock when he saw that his hand had turned into hooves. "It can't be!"
"This will not end well." Gabumon said.
Instantly, Kuzco turned to the fountain that he'd crash into and looked into his reflection and cried out dismay before turning and began to rant. "Agh! My face! My beautiful, beautiful face! I'm an ugly, stinky llama! WAH-HAHA! Llama face!" Kuzco was pulling at his cheeks before he began screaming and crying after collapsing onto the ground.
"Wait, okay, your Majesty. Shh." Pacha said in an effort to calm the young emperor down.
Gomamon says annoyed. "Oh, shut it, and calm down." Only to be smacked on the back of the head by Lunamon who glared at him for being disrespectful, despite Kuzco's apparent rude personality.
"Okay, calm down and think slowly." Luke suggested, before winching when Kuzco slapped himself in the face to snap out of it.
"What happened?" TK asked.
"I'm trying to figure it out, okay!?" Kuzco snapped.
Caleb approached Kuzco and said calmly. "Can I suggest that you calm down and think slowly?"
"What was the last thing that you remember?" Aria asked, gently.
"I-I don't know." Kuzco panicked a little, but then seemed to recognize something about Pacha. "Wait a minute. I remember you. I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was."
"Wait, you were going to build a pool where Pacha's house is?" Ash demanded. "Why would you do that!?"
"It's going to be a birthday present to myself." Kuzco retorted while brushing Ash off and continued to Pacha while going back into his memories. "Then you got mad at me…!" Before gasping and then accused him. "And then you turned me into a llama!"
"What?" Pacha demanded angrily. "No, I did not!"
"Yes, and then you kidnapped me!"
"Why would I kidnap a llama?"
"Yes, why would anyone kidnap a llama?" Luke pipped up to make point of the rather useless argument.
"I have no idea." Kuzco replied to Luke, pointing at Pacha. "He's the criminal mastermind, not me!"
"What!?" Pacha yelled, glaring at him.
"Alright, that's enough, you two!" Caleb told both Kuzco and Pacha as he, Veemon (dark blue), Sora and Kairi stepped between the two of them. "No ones to blame here!"
"Fighting isn't going to solve anything!" Kairi added. "And everyone's positive that Pacha is innocent."
"Now somehow we will think in a way to get you back to normal." Izzy said.
"What is your plan majesty." Tentomon asks.
Kuzco thought before to say. "You're right bug kid, me getting back to normal is important."
"Okay, so now that's settled." Sora began, asking. "Is there any way to reverse this?" While Ash, Aria, Matt, and May all have felt headaches developing.
"There is." Kuzco replied, quickly getting into the plan. "Okay, first, gotta get back to the Palace. Yzma, my ex-advisor has this 'Secret Lab'. I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back!"
"If you had any." Luke muttered under his breath, and Dracomon nodded in agreement.
Thankfully, Kuzco didn't pay attention and instead started wobbly walking down the dirt trail. "Hey, all of you! No time to waste. Let's go." The llama-emperor snapped at the people surrounding him. But no one made a move to follow him. Kuzco noticed and pointed towards the trail. "Hey guys, I want to get out of this body. Wouldn't you? Now, let's go!"
Still, no one moved, or even said anything, until Pacha told him firmly. "Build your summer house somewhere else."
"Wanna run that by me again?" Kuzco asked, turning to glare at Pacha at this response while starting to march back towards him.
"I can't let you go back unless you change your mind and build your summer home somewhere else." Pacha spoke calmly but was surprised when Kuzco smirked.
"I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer." Kuzco smirked, Pacha leaned in close to him but was unprepared when Kuzco screamed right into his ear. "I DON'T MAKE DEALS WITH PEASANTS!"
"Well, then I guess I can't take you back." Pacha replied stubbornly while crossing his arms, after cleaning his ear out from the sudden ringing.
"And don't even think about asking us until you change your attitude and your decision." Aria added sharply, glaring at Kuzco along with everyone else who nodded in agreement. Caleb surprises a bit when she sees his girlfriend angered.
"Fine! I don't need any of you." Kuzco huffed. "I can make my own way back." Turning once more towards the dirt trail, only to be stopped by Pacha when he said this.
"I wouldn't recommend it." Pacha warned, standing in front of him. "It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way."
"Nice try, pal." Kuzco smirked as he walked past him and into the jungle.
"No, really, I'm telling you, there are jaguars and snakes and quicksand!" Pacha called after him when Kuzco started singing.
"La-la-la-la. I'm not listening!" Kuzco sang off-key as he walked further and further away.
"I'm not kidding! Listen, you cannot go in there!"
"La-la-la-oh-omph!" Kuzco grunted when he nearly lost balance before to recover himself and still wandered off into the jungle and called back in a sing-song tone. "Still not listening!" Before he disappeared through the foliage of the jungle and Pacha was steaming with irritation.
"Aw, you... Fine. Fine. Go ahead!" Pacha roared after him.
"Are you really just going to let him go on his own like that?" Agumon asked, concerned.
Pacha just shrugged as he replied. "If there's no Kuzco, there's no Kuzcotopia. Takes care of my problem."
"His funeral." Luke shrugged in agreement, before smirking and said. "Then again, it's not our problem if he wants to do something stupid."
"We can't just leave him like this!" Kari protested. "He could die out there!"
"He'll be fine." Gomamon scoffed.
"Who wants to help someone selfish like him?" Luke said.
"But what if he gets attacked!? We can't just sit here and not do anything!" May added arguing.
"She's right." Pacha sighed, after his conscience had been arguing with him and he did always listen to it. "I know I'm probably going to regret this, but we need to at least help Kuzco through the jungle."
"In other words, we're going in there, right?" Tai asked, folding his arms behind his head.
"Yep." Gomamon grumbled.
"And we're going to save the whiny emperor who doesn't like us?" Patamon asks.
"Sadly yes." TK nodded.
"As much as I hate to admit it, we have to do the right thing." Joe declared.
"We must do it." Tyson said.
Tai groaned as he slumped lower. "So much for a good night's sleep."
"We will make this quickly." Medli said.
"Well, c'mon! We gotta catch up to Kuzco!" Caleb calls out. Pacha took the lead and everyone else quickly followed into the jungle.
Jungle
Meanwhile with Kuzco
"Pfft scary jungle yeah right." Kuzco said.
He was walking through the jungle.
"Oh, a leaf oh no it might touch me." Kuzco stated mockingly. "Oh no a tree so scary. Please never find my way I'm an emperor I have an innate sense of direction… okay where the heck am I." He said realizing he did not know where he was. He soon saw a fly get caught in a web.
"Help me… Help me…" It yelled over and over before being devoured by the spider who burped after it's meal.
"Okay… that's freaky." Kuzco muttered.
He then heard bushes rustle and it becomes louder and louder, meaning that whatever it was in the bushes was coming closer and closer and Kuzco froze still. He then gasped, before becoming annoyed when a small, cute squirrel holding an acorn jumped out of the bushes. Well, that was humiliating.
Grumbling to himself at the overreaction, Kuzco then asked rudely to the small animal. "What do you want?"
The squirrel offers his acorn kindly at the emperor.
"Aww… For me you shouldn't have." He replied sweetly before beaming the squirrel with its own nut on the head. "Hit the road Bucky" He snapped.
He walks away only to trip and felled as he find himself in an area full of sleeping jaguars.
"Oh no." He said quietly before Bucky appeared suddenly with a llama shaped balloon animal and pulled a pin out of who knows where. "No-no-no-no-no…" He pleaded knowing what Bucky would do but due to the treatment Kuzco gave it Bucky popped the balloon causing a lot of air to be released and a loud sound.
But to the emperor relief it did not wake the animals.
"HA!" He mocked before gasp covering his mouth.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR" The jaguars growled.
Meanwhile with the main group. They were searching in different parts of the jungle but Heartless Powerwild and Archaven Unversed appeared. Then Cale, Luke and Aria perform Aerial Slams, followed by Tai and Kari casting Thundaga, Matt and TK realizing Strike Raid, Izzy and Joe casting Firaga, Riku and Kairi realizing Sonic Blade, Ash, May and Tyson casting Spark, the Digimon and Pokémon attacked with their own attacks and by last Sora realizes Ragnarok followed by Giga Impact.
"Those were all." Caleb said.
"Now where is the llama emperor?" Luke asked. Then they heard someone screaming.
"I think I already found him." Aria calls her.
Back with Kuzco, he was still running of the jaguars.
"NOOOO!" Kuzco wailed as the jaguars and their cubs backed the llama into a corner and gulps. "You… Killer jaguars."
Someone yells like Tarzan, then Kuzco turns around and sees Pacha, Tai and Caleb were coming and swinging on a vine at the animals as Kuzco gave them a 'you're in for it now' look. Unfortunately, the jaguars simply moved out of the way and growled at Kuzco, but the trio vine swingers came back around with Kuzco being picked by Pacha with the former screaming.
"Don't worry your highness we gotcha you your save." Tai stated.
"Uh oh…" Caleb gulps seeing they were heading for a branch.
"Oh no." Pacha muttered before everyone was time up with Pacha and Tai on one side and Caleb and Kuzco on the other side of the branch.
"Maybe I'm new to this whole rescue thing but this seems to be a step backwards wouldn't you say?" Kuzco asked seeing the situation they're in.
"No-no-no… Its ok we can figure this out." Pacha stated.
"It was Tai's idea; even if he has more hair than brain." Caleb commented.
"Hey!" Tai said offended.
Suddenly the branch cracked.
"I hate you three." Was all Kuzco said before the branch snapped clean off.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" The four screamed as they fell into a river. Far from there, the others heard the quartet screaming.
"Oh no!" Aria said watching his boyfriend falling.
"Caleb!" Luke, Veemon and Mew shouted.
"Tai!" Kari, Agumon and Medli shouted.
"We must follow them down the river!" Ash said.
For one moment Kari streamed a tear and thought. 'Please Tai…!' Then she wipes her tear and follows the group.
Soon the four resurfaced still attached to the large branch. "I don't know about you but I'm getting all funned out." Kuzco stated going down stream.
"I've already been able to get out of situations like this." Caleb said.
"Me too." Tai added, then he froze in shock catching in sight of what was up ahead.
"Uh oh…" Pacha stated.
"Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall?" Kuzco asked calmly.
"Yep." Pacha replied.
"And sharp rocks at the bottom too." Caleb said calm as Kuzco.
"Probably." Tai replied.
Both were silent before saying. "Bring it on."
"BOOOOYAAAAHAHAHAHA WHOOOOOOHOOOOHOOOO!" Kuzco screamed as they went over crashing into the bottom down into the depths below.
The others managed to arrive, just when they thought all was lost as broken shards of the log floated up.
"Look! It's Tai!" Agumon said pointing at his human partner.
"And Caleb too!" Veemon (dark blue) said noticing him.
Tai, Pacha and Caleb resurfaced, and they were alive to the relief of Medli, Kari and Aria. Next to them, an unconscious Kuzco floated up and they quickly grabbed hold of him before the llama could sink. They managed to pull him along the water towards the shore and were thankful that the others were there. Matt, Ash, Luke and TK raced forward and pulled them out of the water.
"That was crazy, but thanks to god you're alive." Luke said as he and Caleb pulled Kuzco to the ground, while Kari checks his brother.
"See that?" Tai began, before rating a bit. "Because I won't be doing that again!"
"Are you a fool!?" Matt snapped at Tai. "You guys could've gotten killed!"
"It's not my fault the Emperor was the one stupid enough to ignore Pacha's warning!" Tai snapped back. "Someone had to rescue the stupid llama from those jaguars!"
"Yeah, but you could've just looked where you were going!"
As they were hearing the discussion, Kari was streaming tears with only watch as Kairi was trying to comfort her.
"Says the one who recklessly puts yourself in danger protecting my sister!" Tai shouted.
"At least I look where I'm going!" Matt yells.
In answer they grab each of other by their shirt collar.
"You guys, stop fighting!" TK yelled.
"Tai stop it! You promised mom you wouldn't fight!" Kari yelled between tears.
Tai turns to his sister who was crying, and he approaches to comfort her.
"I'm sorry Kari." Tai said sadly hugging her sister.
Kari returns the hug and continues crying and thinking in not lose his beloved brother. However, Tai was still comforting her as everyone relieved.
"Well, the important thing is that everybody's alright right now." Caleb said calmed.
"Uh, guys?" Luke spoke up, worriedly. "I hate to break this up, but Mr. Whiny Prince's not breathing."
When everyone else heard this, they all immediately turned their attention to Kuzco who still lying unconscious, as Aria, Caleb, Luke, Sora and Pacha hovered around him, while the later tried to get him to respond. "Come on, breathe. Breathe!"
The girls of the group gasped in horror when this didn't happen, and the rest of the group suddenly feared that they'd been too late. In desperate measures, while at the same time not liking this method, Pacha then caution moved his hands forwards as he then opened his mouth and at once as his teeth were moved back a tongue sprouted up almost like a springy toy, much to everyone's disgust.
"Ah, yuck." Mimi groaned, feeling a bit green as her stomach turned. Even Pacha repelled back, before bravely began to attempt the heroic act and moved forward to press his lips to Kuzco's, while everyone else cringed and were unable to look, turning away from the sight.
But then suddenly at once as Pacha came within an inch of his lips, Kuzco's eyes opened up as he looked up to see him and his kissy face. Once Pacha felt something that made his eyes open and saw Kuzco's eyes looking at him, alarmed. The two then immediately pulled away from each other in seconds and cried out in disgust before they began to spit and rub their lips. As Caleb and everyone else turned to see the performance, they cringed awkwardly, while Kuzco and Pacha slowly looked at each other before looking away again, groaning in disgust once more.
"I'm not even going to comment." Pikachu muttered, cringing.
"Me neither." Tyson said.
"Took the words right out of my-uh, n-nevermind!" Mimi quickly cut herself off when she realized what she was about to say and actually felt nauseous at what just happened.
"I'm going to have nightmares tonight." May said.
They were resting in a small area near a rock and a lake to rest for the night because it's far too late at night to head back to the village. Kuzco was busy gargling getting rid of some germs.
"For the last time, it was not a kiss." Pacha said as he was busy trying to make a campfire to warm themselves from the cold jungle air.
"You must be grateful after save your life, majesty." Ash said.
Just as Pacha managed to get the fire started, Kuzco approached, still disgusted as ever as he spoke. "Well, whatever you guys call it." He then spat much like a llama does and then put out Pacha's hard worked fire in seconds, much to everyone's annoyance. "It was dees-gust-ing!"
"And that wasn't?" Matt asked skeptically, referring to what Kuzco just did.
"Touche." Kuzco dryly responded.
"Ah, no sweat, Pacha. I got this." Dracomon smirked at Pacha, before snapping a flame from his mouth softly as possible while aimed at the log, and in the matter of seconds a new campfire was lit.
"Wow. Thanks, Dracomon." Pacha smiled, delighted.
"No prob." Dracomon said.
Annoyed that the attention was taken from him, Kuzco then continued to Pacha. "And if you would've done what I ordered you to do in the first place... We all could've been spared your little kiss of life."
"You will please stop it with that attitude of yours, your highness?" Medli groaned, rubbing her forehead. She was sick of the Emperor's personality.
Kuzco didn't respond, and instead shook his woolly coat which caused the water to spread everywhere and Dracomon's fire was put out which made him groan in sheer annoyance, "Hey!"
The Emperor then walked off while Pacha again tried to relight the fire, and as the llama made himself at home near the rock, he continued, smugly. "And now that you're all here, you will take me back to the palace!" The group of world-travelers slumped in defeat. "I'll have Yzma change me back, and then I'll start construction on Kuzcotopia. Oh, yeah!"
Taking a deep breath while controlling her anger, Kari then spoke calmly. "Your Majesty, I think we've all had a big misunderstanding."
"Mmm-hmm." Kuzco muttered, uninterested as he was using Pacha's poncho as a towel to dry himself off.
"If you really think about it, you might suddenly decide to build your vacation house on another, emptier hill-top that's for free." Luke perked up, helping Kari and the others. "You know, that doesn't already have people on it."
"And why would I do that?" Kuzco asked as he tossed the poncho onto the fire that was put out yet again instantly.
Pacha sighed, taking a deep breath before continuing for the others as he hung up his poncho to dry off. "Because, deep down, I think you'll realize you're forcing an entire village out of their homes just for yourself."
"And that's...bad?" Kuzco asked, the entire group nodded.
"Of course it is." Palmon said.
Gomamon adds a bit more irritated. "And they wouldn't have anywhere else to go after that!"
Kuzco nodded, as though realizing it. Apparently, he still didn't get the memo before ultimately told them. "Now take me back."
This made everyone else furious, as Pacha retorted angrily. "What? Wait, wait. How can you be this way? All you care about is building your summer home and filling it with stuff for you!"
"Uh, yeah, do, me. Everyone else in the kingdom gets it. Though you guys are the ones that doesn't seem to be with the program? Wouldn't you say?" Kuzco snapped in return.
"You know what? Someday, you're going to wind up all alone." Pacha told him with serious disappointment in his eyes.
"And you'll have no one to blame but yourself." Mimi added.
"And by the time you try to find people who really do care about you, it'll be too late." Kari concluded, though she tried to get the message into Kuzco's head to make him understand, because deep down, she really hoped it wouldn't come to that.
Kuzco rolled his eyes at these pathetic future predictions, before commanding as he pointed his hoof at the group. "Thanks for that. I'll log that away. Now, for the final time, I order you all to take me back to the palace!"
However then acting with the same cool uncaring attitude he'd given them; Sora was the first to react as he told the llama. "Well, looks like you're stuck out here, because unless you change your mind, we're not taking you back."
"And neither of we." Caleb added, crossing his arms.
However, Kuzco turned down and mocks behind of everyone. "Because unless you change your mind, we're not taking you back. Mee-mee-mee, mo-mo-mo."
Then he throws a rock, but Caleb grabbed it with one hand thanks to his reflexes.
"Kuzco?" Caleb says half-annoyed.
"Huh? What? I didn't do anything. I didn't… Somebody's throwing stuff. You going to build a fire or what? What's going on?" Kuzco mumbled, slinking off against a rock.
"He is worse than Seth…!" Aria muttered annoyed.
"Forget it." Pacha sighed. "He's never going to change his mind."
Later, everyone were sleeping. Tai close of Medli, Sora close of Kairi, Aria close of Caleb, Kari close of TK, May close of Matt, Gatomon close of Pikachu, Lunamon close of Veemon (dark blue), Biyomon close of Agumon and Sor close of Ash. The bearer of love was shivering in freeze until Ash offered his blue jacket.
"Cold?" Ash asked, Sor nodded looking at him.
"Thank you, Ash." Sor said and kissed Ash in the cheek.
"No prob." Ash said blushing as she snuggles against Ash, falling asleep in his arms.
Emperor's Palace
Meanwhile back at the palace Yzma and Kronk told everyone Kuzco was dead now, of course not mentioning that they planed his death, so everyone in the palace was dressed in black as a picture of a human Kuzco was between Yzma and Kronk.
"And so, it is with great sadness that we mourn the sudden departure of our beloved prince." Yzma stated while Kronk was sobbing. "Taken from us so tragically on the eve of his 18'th birthday."
"Poor guy." Kronk sobbed.
"His legacy will live on in our hearts." Yzma continued
"Never had a chance."
"For all eternity." Yzma finished before smiling as if nothing happened. "Well he ain't getting any deader." She said before taking off a cloak to reveal a fancy purple dress. "Back to work!" She commanded.
Then all the servants tossed away there candles before working on the palace replacing all Kuzco faces with Yzma ones in purple.
"Kronk darling you had me worried when you mixed up those poisons but now that Kuzco's dead all is forgiven." Yzma said lying on her new throne enjoying chicken wings.
Kronk's eyes widened and tensed up remembering that the bag with Kuzco was put on a cart that took him who knows where but still alive. "Oh, yeah. He's a… heh… he's dead alright." He answered nervously. "I mean you can't much deader than he is right now. Of course, if we killed him again." Yzma found that answer strange even for Kronk, being a strange man. "I supposed." Kronk saw someone coming so he tried to avoid the topic of his failure. "Hey, look the royal dresser is here!" He stated.
"Kronk." She calls him.
"I should tell ya right now I'm kinda hard to fit." He said to the dresser.
"Kronk." Yzma said trying to get his attention while waving off the dresser to leave.
"I wear a 66 long and a 31 waist." Yzma got tired of this so she kicked the dresser of the throne step. "Kuzco is dead right? Tell me Kuzco dead I need to hear those words!"
"Did you need to hear all those words exactly?" Kronk asked making Yzma drop her plate of wings.
"He's still alive?" She growled.
"Well he's not as dead as we would've hoped." Kronk answered. "But I'll give you the heads up in case Kuzco ever came back"
"He can't come back!" Yzma stated through gritted teeth and literally red in the face.
"Yeah that'll be kind of awkward if those children were with him when he tells everyone he's the emperor, especially after that lovely eulogy." Kronk said.
"YA THINK?!" Yzma snapped grabbing Kronk by the shirt. "You and I are going out to find him. If he talks, we're through now let's move!"
Kari's Dream
She was in the Keyblade Graveyard and she sees a lot of scattered Keyblades, and for her horror and despair she notices corpses of many warriors, including his brother, her Digimon partner and her friends from every world… and more horrifyingly, TK who was lying flat on his back, his Keyblade lying and Patamon next to him, covered in fatal wounds and his eyes closed. No... not them... especially not him. Tears welling up, Kari raced towards TK's body before falling onto her knees and gently picked him up by the head and shoulders, shaking him and pleading him to wake up, but he didn't respond. Still, she kept trying, even summoning her Keyblade and casted as Cure as strongly as she could... but he remained lifeless.
Kari collapses in sorrow close of TK and she pleads sobbing with nonstop. "No... no, please, no...! TK… TK, don't leave me!"
As she cried and pleaded her friend to not leave her, suddenly three shadows appeared in front of her revealing as Master Xehanort, Kronika and Lucemon.
"I know how you feel, but the story must restart again." Kronika said.
"Your friends didn't have a chance." Lucemon said.
"Look at you, your heart is nothing more than a broken fragment of the X-Blade, your body is a vessel and your soul is poisoned with emotions." Master Xehanort said.
Kari was speechless and terrified as she was alone. When Xehanort was coming close to kill her, she screams covering the back of her head.
Jungle
Kari gasped as she shook rather violently the moment her eyes opened, feeling disorientated and terrified as she tried to figure out where she was, until someone's arms that was holding her shook her to get her out of her dazed state.
"Kari! Are you alright?"
For her relief, TK was alive, then she cries softly and hugs TK.
"I'm okay." Kari answered tearfully. "I just had an awful dream."
"Kari…" TK said sadly.
"I was in the Keyblade Graveyard, all of you were dead, Gatomon, Tai, Sonic and you too…" She says trying hard to hold her tears, but she cries and hugs TK tightly.
TK was shocked by Kari's dream. He then tried to hold back his tears as he hugged Kari.
"It's okay Kari." He said soothingly. "It was only a nightmare and you're not the only."
"What do you mean?" Kari asks.
"Sometimes Devimon appears in my dreams and he always wants revenge against me." TK explains.
"TK…" Kari said softly. "We defeated him even if he became in MetalDevimon, but I don't want to lose you."
TK sighs in guilt. If his Patamon could Digivolve in the mansion, he will be able to defeat a Devimon without use of drastic actions and vanish the nightmares forever. "I don't want to lose you either, Kari." Then he without think, he leaned forward and placed a kiss on Kari's forehead.
In answer, he stepped back blushing more than ever. Then she kisses TK in the cheek and wraps her arms around him as she felt his arms around her. Not far, Matt and Tai notices Kari sleeping with TK beside her, his arm around her, and her hand in his other hand, they smiled at the scene.
At the next morning, everyone slowly woke up at the sound of birds chirping, bats returning to their caves after a night of meal hunting for fruit or insects, and the sun rising. Pacha was by a pond and splashing his face with the water to wake himself up even more.
"Uh, hey." Kuzco's voice spoke up, and when the villager looked up, the emperor-turned-llama approached, carrying the poncho in his mouth. The younger native of this world sat down beside him, dropped the poncho into his hoove and handed it back to Pacha. "Thanks."
"Oh. No problem." Pacha replied, carefully taking the Poncho and after a short silence.
"Feels like wool." Kuzco admitted.
"Yeah." Pacha agreed.
"Alpaca?"
"Oh, yeah, it is."
"I thought so. Feels nice."
"My wife made it."
"Oh, she knits?"
"Crochets."
"Crochets? Nice."
"Thanks."
The two were left in an awkward silence, while a frog croaked in a short distance while it sat on a lily pad. It was then that Kuzco began speaking again, nervously. "So...so, I was thinking that when I got back to the city, we'd, uh...I mean, there's lots of hilltops, and maybe I might, you know... I-I might..."
"Are you saying...you've changed your mind?" Pacha asked, not believing it.
"Oh, well, I-I..."
"Because you know that means you're doing something nice for someone else."
"No, I know that. I know."
"And you're okay with that?" Luke asked from behind them, causing the two of them turn to see him and the rest of the group standing there, shocked and slightly suspicious on what Kuzco just said.
"Yes." Kuzco answered. Pacha in response gave him a suspicious look, before holding out his hand to the emperor, before quickly saying. "Don't shake, unless you mean it."
Caleb and the other worldly travelers waited eagerly for Kuzco's response, until the emperor and Pacha shook hands, which had the latter's suspicious look become replaced with a warm smile.
"Well, let's get back to the Palace, Kuzco." Caleb smiled. Everyone then began to walk out of the jungle.
"Oh, by the way, thanks." Pacha said to Kuzco, pulling his poncho back on.
Unaware to everyone, Kuzco smirked smugly, saying. "No... thank you." Before following the group.
Canyon
Everyone arrived into old wooden bridge across the canyon to the other side where a large golden palace stood in the far distance on more hills.
"Okay, everyone. Once we cross this bridge, it's only an hour to the palace." Pacha says.
"Cool place, Kuzco." Oshawott commented, admiring the palace.
"I'm really glad that we're getting you home, Kuzco." May said, smiling warmly at the llama.
"Me too." Kuzco replied. "Because believe or not, I need a bath."
"Maybe a warm bath." Mimi said.
"Or a bath in hot springs." Caleb said.
"Maybe I want to take a peek at you shirtless." Aria whispered in Caleb's ear.
"What!?" Caleb exclaimed blushing as Aria giggles.
All of the sudden, one single board underneath Pacha gave away which caused him to tumble through the hole and get caught by vines under the bridge.
"Pacha!" Everyone exclaimed, except Kuzco.
"Are you okay?" Sor asked, worriedly as she and her team rushed to his aid.
"Yeah... at the moment." Pacha replied.
"Don't worry, Pacha. We'll save you!" Caleb called out as they are trying somehow or another way to help Pacha. But they used all their magic against the enemies.
"Kuzco!" Kari called out at the llama.
"Yeah?" The emperor asked, lazily.
"Help us out get Pacha up!" TK requested. To his and everyone else's shock, Kuzco just push past them and hopped over the hole where Pacha was.
"No, I don't think I will."
"You're going to leave me here?" Pacha asked.
"Well, I was going to imprison you for life, but I kinda like this better." Kuzco replied as he smirked while turning to face everyone again.
"I knew it!" Ash said angrily.
"I thought you had a change of heart!" Sora growled, angrily.
"So, you lied to us?" Medli demanded, furious.
"Well, yeah. Uh, no wait." Kuzco paused, thinking for a moment as he paused, then remembered and said smugly. "Oh yeah, yeah. It was all a lie. Toodles!" Turning away and was about to begin walking down the bridge again when he stopped at Pacha's voice.
"WE SHOOK HANDS ON IT!" Pacha yelled furiously, as his voice echoed throughout the canyon.
Kuzco turned back while grinning sarcastically, pointing out the obvious to everyone. "You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is... You need hands!" Showing off his hooves, which made everyone even more furious, before he chuckled and turned to leave again. "Okay. Buh-bye!"
Only to end up falling through the bridge himself and found himself tangled up in vines in a more awkward position at the same level as Pacha was at the moment.
"You alright?" Luke asked, sounding as though he was suddenly concerned.
"Yeah... Yeah I think I'm alright." Kuzco answered while he was gazing at the sky. Well, that was unexpected.
"Good!" Pacha responded before punching him right his right fist that sent him spinning, untangling him in moments and glared at him angrily. "That's for going back on your promise!"
"And you deserved that!" Gomamon added, twice as angry.
Kuzco quickly retaliated now that he was free to move by kicking Pacha hard and sending him flying, while he used the vines as a swing, before relenting to him and everyone else. "Yeah, well that's for kidnapping me and taking me to your village-which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way and also imprison the rest of these guys too in prison and their pets in a zoo." Laughing before quickly regretting it as Pacha came zooming back towards him. "No touchy..." Kuzco muttered, only for Pacha to smash him with his own legs, causing the emperor to smash right into the wall on the cliff behind him. Despite their fury at him, they winched in slight sympathy at both of them smacking each other like that.
"He had that coming." Pikachu deadpanned about Kuzco. The Digimon nodded in agreement.
None the less, everyone else were just as angry, before Kari yelled down at Kuzco, hurt by the betrayal. "I can't believe I even convinced everyone to go and save you! Now I'm ever so sorry that I was even worried!"
"How could you do this us, especially to Pacha!?" TK added, glaring at the emperor.
"It's even a wonder I even bothered in saving your stupid animal skin that you're currently trapped inside in." Tai added, equally annoyed. "That's almost as worse as my bad choices."
Pacha, who had steadied himself at the opposite cliff, yelling at Kuzco furiously. "They're right! I never should've led them to save you! I was always taught that there's some good in everyone, but you proved me wrong."
Neither of these insults affected Kuzco at all, as he just battered his eyelashes as he mocked the guilt in sarcasm. "Oh, boo-hoo! Now I feel really bad. Bad llama." Which just angered everyone else even further.
"I could've let you die out there in that jungle, and then Caleb and his friends wouldn't have gotten involved and all of my problems would be over!" Pacha carried on.
"Well, that makes all of the girls here gullible, and the rest of you guys ugly and stupid." Kuzco smirked.
"Oh, that little…!" Tai grunted, only to be held back to Matt and May before he could end up doing something incredibly stupid.
"Let's end this!" Pacha growled as he gritted his teeth.
"Ladies first!" Kuzco uttered, just as willing.
"This is gonna be bad." Mew muttered.
After a battle bell sound on cue, Pacha and Kuzco both swung straight towards each other in, yelling away to prepare for battle. Colliding into each other in the middle, their scuffle started in the matter of seconds as both of them kicked, punched, bites, shoved, pulled, face-bashed and shoved hard echoed in the air, and all the while, Sora and his team winched, flinched and cringed at the rather ridiculous but painful fight below them.
"This is complete madness!" Mimi exclaimed.
"This is men-fighting." Luke corrected, knowingly.
"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I think they're gonna be at it for a while." Tyson muttered.
"Maybe we should stop them before things get worse." Oshawott suggested, suddenly sensing that something bad was about to happen in the next 2.5 seconds.
"I think you're right, Oshawott." Sora agreed. Sure, he was still angry with Kuzco, but he wasn't completely heartless in just letting the emperor get stuck like that forever, and he definitely wanted to help Pacha.
Unfortunately, before the group could stop Pacha and Kuzco from fighting, a new dreaded noise filled their ears and the air, causing them to suddenly freeze on the spot. A huge cracking caused those on the bridge and the two hanging below it to look as it suddenly splintered and coming apart, the ropes and pieces of wood flying and falling everywhere until the entire bridge collapsed.
"Uh-oh…!" Pikachu said comically terrified. Then he with Ash, Joe and Tyson broke the fourth wall staring dumbfounded at the readers/viewers.
Everyone glanced at each other in terror once they registered slowly.
"Oh crap…" Caleb muttered quietly.
They then all plummeted down into the abyss of the canyon, screaming hysterically in panic.
"Mew, use Psychic quick!" Caleb yelled.
In answer, Mew uses his psychic powers to grab them all, then he manages to put them all in the ground.
"Okay, is everybody alright?" Ash asks.
"Yeah." Luke said as he counts them before to realize. "Only remains Kuzco and Pacha!"
"Where are them!?" Sora said.
"We're down here!" The voice of Pacha called them.
They go at the canyon and noticed Pacha and Kuzco caught in the walls with their feet and skid to a stop, briefly stuck and hanging between the walls, and the ravine just below them since the cliffs broke apart underneath. They leaned against each other's backs, lucky enough to not have fallen into the river, but a pack of crocodiles, seeing this as an easy meal for them today, swum over and floated just beneath the duo, ready to take a bite or two out of them and three others.
"Uh-oh." Sora muttered fearfully. They had to find a way to save them.
"This seems too bad!" Oshawott said.
"Mew, can you use Psychic again?" Caleb asks.
"I'm sorry, I used all my energies carrying everyone." Mew says tired.
"What are we gonna do!?" Kari says worried.
Sora grunted, saying. "Well, if Kuzco and Pacha can somehow climb up to us, I think I can pull us all up to safety."
"Wait, I'll do it." Caleb said and they nod. Then he gazes at the rope in his hand he was holding onto while silently praying that the rope and/or the tree branch didn't break on him.
"What are we gonna do? Ah!" Kuzco wailed in fear, not wanting to get eaten by the reptiles below. "What are we gonna do? We're gonna die! That's it for me!"
Pacha looked up as he tried to figure out a way out and saw Caleb holding onto his friends and the rope and realized what has to be done. "No, we're not. Calm down. I have an idea."
He mounted his feet onto the wall firmly, before linking both his arms with Kuzco's and having the younger man in llama form mount his feet onto the wall as well and he hoisted both of them up.
"When I say go, push against my back, and we'll walk up the hill. Ready?" Pacha explained, and when Kuzco shook his head, he continued. "Go."
He pushed back, but accidentally shoved Kuzco into the wall, causing the latter to whine. "Ow! You did that on purpose." And shoved Pacha into the opposite wall.
"No, I didn't!" Pacha grunted. "Now, we're gonna have to work together to get out of this. See those guys up there? Caleb's holding the rope. That's our way outta here, but they need us to reach them. So, follow my lead." He shoved back until they were both back in center. "Ready? Right foot."
"Whose right?" Kuzco asked while putting into his work. "Y-Your right, or mine?"
"I don't care. Mine." Pacha answered.
"Oh, why yours?" The emperor whined.
Pacha resisted the urge to roll his eyes and responded in grudging defeat. "Okay, your right."
"Okay, got it." Kuzco replied, satisfied.
"Okay. Right, left, right." Pacha directed, making sure both their steps were in line as they began to make their way up.
"Hey, they're walking up the hill!" Patamon said in relief, while Gatomon blinked in surprise.
"All right! Nice work, guys!" Caleb cheered.
"Look, we're moving!" Kuzco said in relief, only to look down and saw the crocodiles who roared, still waiting for all of them to fall down. The young emperor screamed in terror.
"Don't look down!" Pacha told him to calm him down. "Now stay with me, stay with me." And they both continued upward. "Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right...!"
Right up until they realized they couldn't move any longer after extending themselves as far as they could with their arms still linked and were straining while trying not to let go or fall down. The others winched at this and shared a worried look.
"Now what, genius?" Kuzco snarked while trying not to let go to avoid in falling and becoming lunch.
"Working on it." Pacha replied, then seeing how Tai was just above them thought up another risky plan. "Okay, here's the deal. Stretch out your neck and I'll grab hold of Tai's hands..."
Kuzco's eyes widened before he asked suspiciously. "How do I know you won't let me fall after you grab the kid with the goggles?"
"You're just gonna have to trust me!" Pacha groaned in exasperation.
"Stop arguing and just do it!" Caleb snapped impatiently.
Kuzco mentally groaned in taking orders but decided that there wasn't much choice if he wanted to survive this. So, he pushed Pacha up first with his hooves, then with his head behind the older man's back while stretching out his long neck to push him up further, straining as he went.
"You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult." Kuzco remarked sarcastically as he struggled to push Pacha up while the latter swung his arm out to Tai who tried to do the same, and both Caleb and Luke strained in holding their positions without letting go despite the sudden realization of the extra weight. But it was the only chance they had.
The others ignored him and after a final stretch, Tai and Pacha's hands grasped. The group sighed in relief, before Caleb went to the next phase and tugged the rope to begin the next difficult part in climbing to safety... only to notice another problem. No matter how hard he pulled, the rope wouldn't budge from the branch.
"Oh, great." He groaned, continuing to try and pull the rope free while the leaves were shaken off at the same time... along with something else he didn't even realize. "The rope's stuck." He called down to the others.
"Take your time, Caleb." Kuzco strained sarcastically. "No hurry here."
He then felt something land on his neck, something moving. When Kuzco looked, his eyes widened at the sight of a few orange scorpions with sharp jaws, claws and stingers crawling up towards his face, much to his horror.
"Scorpions! Aah-ha-ha!" He screamed and jumped, only to lose his position and began to fall, much to the horror of the others.
"Kuzco!" Pacha cried out, quickly grabbing Kuzco's legs to save him just in time despite what the latter intending on doing. Kuzco yelled in alarm as he swung unexpectedly towards the wall and ended up getting his mouth stuck into the small hole.
"What was he screaming about?" Tai asked, just as Caleb grunted as the branch snapped forward and touched him by the back.
It wasn't until Caleb felt several creepy crawlies on his neck and trail down into his clothes, and some fell onto Luke, Tai and Pacha that all four of them saw what Kuzco was screaming about. Seeing the scorpions now on their bodies, their eyes widened, and their pupils shrank in pure horror before they all screamed, not wanting to be stung by the insects.
"AAAAHHHHH!" Caleb screamed. "Get them off! Get them off!"
Without much choice, Caleb and Pacha smacked their backs against the wall while Tai and Luke tried to shake off the scorpions off of them. Meanwhile Kuzco sees the bats disturbed and they come out flying towards him. Kuzco screamed as due to blocking the exit, the bats flew into his mouth before he was pushed back, letting the bats fly free and swooped right underneath him. The bats carried Kuzco, Pacha, Caleb, Tai and Luke up into the air while the latter let go of the rope and they were all flying and somersaulting. They scream out in alarm before the next thing they knew, they landed perfectly back on the side where they came from before having crossed the bridge as though the entire incident never even happened. They glanced to each other in surprise, especially since the bats had unexpectedly helped them get back to solid ground and to safety.
"...Okay." Caleb muttered blankly, then sheepishly chuckled. "Not what I had in mind, but... Oh well."
"We are safe at last." Luke sighed in relief.
"That was close." Tai said in relief, while Kuzco and Pacha chuckled nervously at the unexpected safe, just before all of them felt the earth shake once more and looked down to see, to their horror, the canyon wall crumble underneath Pacha who stumbled.
"Look out!" Kuzco cried out and quickly grabbed him by the poncho and pulled him back away from the edge and into Caleb's group just as the fallen pieces of earth fell into the ravine. The emperor then cheered victoriously. "Whoo! Yeah! Oh, look at me and my bad self. I snatched you right out of the air." He then mocked the cliff. "'Oh, I'm a crumbling canyon wall and I'm taking you with me'." Before saying smugly with a smirk. "Well, not today, pal! Uh-huh! Uh-huh, uh-huh!"
As he was doing this, Kuzco was unaware that everyone else was staring at him in complete shock and astonishment of what just happened. "You just saved my life." Pacha gapped, in utter disbelief.
"Huh?" Kuzco asked, before realizing that the villager was right. He then looked uninterested. "So?" as though his actions didn't happen.
"I knew it." Pacha smirked.
"Knew what?" Kuzco demanded.
"That there is some good in you after all."
"Oh, no!"
"Admit it!"
"Wrong!"
"Yes, there is."
"Nuh-uh!"
"I think there is."
"Nuh-uh!"
"You could've always let him fall." Gomamon joined him, smirking.
"Come on, what's the big deal? Nobody's that heartless!" Kuzco cried out in annoyance, before biting his lips when he realized he blurted it out without thinking. When everyone else held slightly smug expressions that said, 'Told you', he quickly returned to his smug self, saying with a smirk to Pacha. "Don't read too much into it. It was a one-time thing."
Pacha only smiled. "Right, sure. Well, we better get going. With that bridge out, it's a four-day walk to the palace." As he began to walk back up-hill.
This statement made Kuzco surprised, walking up to Pacha and asked. "What? You mean you're still taking me back?"
"I shook on it, didn't I?"
"Well, yeah, uh, but I hope you realize that doesn't change a thing. I'm still building Kuzcotopia when I get back."
"Well, four days is a long time." Aria pointed out. "Who knows? Maybe you'll change your mind."
"You guys are still coming too?" Kuzco blinked, surprised once more, in which the worldly travelers nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, and with the Heartless around, it'll be too dangerous for both of you." Kari replied.
"And if you do have a change of heart, I wanna be there to see it." Kairi smiled as she and her friends followed Pacha up the hill and down the dirt path leading away from the jungle.
"Uh-huh." Kuzco rolled his eyes sarcastically. "Four days... what are the chances of either of you carrying me?"
"Not good." Joe grumbled.
"I'll still be watching you." Pikachu warms at the emperor.
Jungle
Meanwhile with Yzma.
"NO, NO, NO! " Yzma growled crossing out places on a map. "We've searched every village surrounding the palace and I've sent more Heartless than I can count to find him and still no sign of Kuzco!" She stated before pulling down a phone of some kind. "Kronk!"
"Kronk here."
"I'm getting tired pull over!" She demanded .
"Sure thing, Kronk out." We see the camera back up a bit to show Yzma on some sort of chair being carried by Kronk. Yzma used Kronk as step to get off but after a few steps she got her shoes stuck in mud.
"Grr, perfect! These were my best shoes!" She felt forced to remove one of her shoes. She then flipped her scarf around her neck as she grumbled softly. "I hate this jungle." While it smacked her in the face, the bottom part of it wet with mud. Then suddenly a swarm of wasps attacks her. Meanwhile Kronk cross off something seeing a bird saying something about bird bingo as Yzma was screaming like a banshee running of the wasps.
She continued to run until she tripped on a root making her fall. She then saw the same squirrel that Kuzco saw. "GET AWAY FROM ME!" She screeched scaring the squirrel onto Kronk before turning to talk to Kronk.
"Yeah tell me about it." He said as the critter continued. "No, it's not you, she's not the easiest person to get close to there's a wall there trust me."
"Are you talking to that squirrel?" Yzma asked annoyed in disbelief and wiping out the mud.
"I was a junior chipmunk I had to be the first in all the woodland creatures." Kronk explained.
"UH! Why me why me." Yzma groaned as she was surrounded by idiocy.
"It doesn't always have to be about you this little guy had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day." Kronk said. That got Yzma's attention.
"Talking llama? Do tell." She said however the squirrels chattered angrily at Yzma.
"Uh he doesn't want to talk to you." Kronk translated.
"Well then you asked him." Yzma said.
Kronk sighed before the squirrel began to tell about the other day. "Jaguars no kidding." Kronk commented as the critter continued before seeing Yzma get closer and stop.
"Uh can you give us some space." Kronk asked.
"Oh sorry." Soon Yzma backed up to nearly outside the forest. "HOW'S THIS?!"
"Yeah, that's good." Kronk replied.
"Now ask him which way the brats with the key-swords with his pets and the talking llama went!" Yzma yelled.
"Uh squekidy squeak squeakin?" Kronk asked the squirrel point pointed forward as the two ran off to find a llama with the children.
SOON WILL COME MORE
