You Can't Take It with You
Lloyd Campbell was playing at the table and he was losing all his money when Nessa had to stop him when he did have enough money to play at $10 table with his last dollar he played the slot and wins Million. He wants his wins in cash and the guy has only one wish that is to sleep on top of a million dollars in his room overnight.
Ed has him sigh a paper to ensure that Lloyd doesn't hold Montecito and its staff responsible for the money from this point onwards. Mary shows the man to a suit, and Danny and Ed go to see Ed mother. Turn out that the only people who knew that his mother was coming were his daughter Delinda and his wife Jillian both keep the information about Mrs. Bette Deline be in town to themselves. Jillian takes off for Shopping in France living Ed and Delinda to deal with Bette Deline.
Sam and Mary help Ed out with a table at his favorite Italy restraint and a ticket to Japanese cultural establishing plus ticket to Dj Vinnie concert because old blue eyes were sold out for months.
Ed said "I want to thank you both from bottom of my heart and promise you I would not forget it"
Mary said, "di you mind if I asked why you're so nerves about your mother be here?"
Ed said "yes"
Mary said "okay"
Ed said, "So how Lloyd doing?"
Sam said, "he make himself right at home"
Mary said, "guy is crazy"
Ed said, "just as long has he and his money are out of my casino by morning"
Sam and Mary both giggle when Ed thank them again and then when they leave the surveillance room he called Danny who is Stanging out the suit. Ed asked that he can stay.
Danny said, "you're do not trying to get out of that Japanese cultural establishing are you, Ed?"
Ed said "of course not" he hung up and the Lloyd come scream out of the room stay something is wrong that he can't breathe.
911 are called and the guy is taken to the hospital the suit is locked down no one goes into the room. Danny at the arrived asked the Nurse about the guy that arrived from the Montecito. Doctor Barnes tells him that he is too late the man is dead.
With the Suit on locked down and no one going in or out of the room Danny and Mary have a little talk about Ed with his mother who tells them a story about when Ed was in high school. Freshman year Ed was skinny and small he would place cans of food in his pocket to make it into the wrestling team.
Mary said, "what was he like when he was little?"
Bette said, "Well he was three we called him Pinky" Mary and Danny Laugh...
Bette said, "he after and I took him to see Peter Pan when it was finished he asked just one question?"
Ed said, "yeah what was captain name before he lost his hand?"
Bette said "he use to be a brilliant little boy God knows what happened to him sins than"
Ed said, "Mom can I just speak to you for one second please?"
Ed tries to tell her that he keep Business and personal life separate and she not helping.
Bette said, "I never see my son why is that?"
Ed said, "maybe this is why"
Bette said, "Edward honey this Vegas you got to light up now I am going change for dinner goodbye everybody"
Danny and Mary said "goodbye"
Ed waits for her to storm out and tell both Danny and Mary "you stay one word your both fired"
Blonde come in asked for Mr. Deline and she says she the Lloyd Campbell the million Dollar winner she said that she is his wife. And Ed has a talk and when Danny take Mrs. Campbell up to the suit the money is gone. In the Surveillance room, Danny is looking at the Video and Mary there too.
Ed said, "how do you think we explained to the press that not only the guy dies after winning Million dollars but the money is gone missing too"
Mary said, "how not good is this?"
Ed said, "every, every not good"
Danny said, "the screen is back to live video, besides Mary and I no one enters the room"
Mary said, "what are we going to tell the press?"
Ed said, "they don't know yet?"
Mary said, "I don't think so"
Ed said, "that good, are we sure that this is dead guy wife?"
Danny said "yes positive I checked her out"
Ed said "mary you take Mrs. Campbell up to a room don't tell her talk to anybody and keep their happy"
Mary said, "how I meant to do that"
Ed said "I don't know you think of something and you, you get your ass out there and find the money"
Danny said, "Alright I check the Hospital"
Ed said "that good because if the money was not in the suit it had to go out with the body"
Danny said, "most likely in some kind of money battle or something"
Ed said. "you two go and I just check the video"
Danny said, "let me get this right you going to stay in the Surveillance room?"
Ed said, "yeah why"
Danny said "no you not you going to the opera"
Ed said, " you tell me what to do?"
Mary said "I am going to babysit miss congeniality in dead Lloyd suit and you, you are going spend some time with your mom Mr. president"
Danny said, "what the hell matter with you, you have any idea how lucky you are"
Ed said, "you realize that women are a 100 pounds of pain in my ass"
Danny said, "I would give everything owned just get back my mother for one day"
Danny called Mike say "yeah Mike it Danny, Make sure Ed get into that limo thanks" he hangs up.
Mary said "I have seen him like this"
Danny said, "poor pinky" they laugh at Ed expense.
Danny at the hospital and the nurse at the desk say there was not death at the hospital in the last 24 hours. Then he shows her the notes and asked to talk to the Doctor who signed the death notification.
Nuers said, "yeah he right there, Doctor Barnes"
Doctor said, "I am Doctor Barnes what can I do for you?"
Danny said "that not him"
Sam and Danny at the Montecito Danny tell her "Missing Money, Missing body and now Missing doctor"
Sam said, "maybe someone finally found way to take it with him"
Danny said, "how everything here?"
Sam said, "what the worst death, drowning or be burned alive"
Danny said "what bad huh" open the suit and walked into the room. tell the lady that her husband body is missing so is the guy who imposing as the Doctor.
She information them "that sound like Lloyd gambling buddy Doc"
Sam said "doc?"
Mrs. Campbell said, "his name is Calvin Haynes, he was kicked out of Med school for selling dead body to cover his gambling debts, Doc down to his last nickel he put into slot machine, anyways he worked as an orderly there, and guess what Lloyd work there too as a janitor"
Mary said, "Lloyd told us he was unemployed"
Danny said, "any idea where this Doc might live?"
It takes other few mints to the talk her into taking Danny where Doc might be living, they end up at the two-bit motel. When they knock on the door it Lloyd who open the door.
Danny asked, "have out of body experience Mr. Lloyd?"
Lloyd said, "well it charlie and my living cheating lust of wife"
Tammi Campbell said , "I want my money"
Lloyd said, "it, not your money, it's my money, I Haven't seen you in over month"
Tammi said, "maybe if you come around little bit more"
Lloyd said, "why should I do that so I can catch you banging jack vee with a four pack and wine cooler"
Danny said, "both just shut up, Lloyd it your money why would you run?"
Lloyd said, "you been hanging out with her who you want to share with that, I tell you something else to she tricked me I did not want to marry her, she take that money maker around slut can make a man do some dumb things"
Tammi said, "tricked you, you begged me to marry you"
They start fighting and Danny steps in to take hold of the woman and tell them both to sit and tells Danny asked "why would you fake you own Death"
Lloyd said, "because you guys made me into a big news, I could even leave without anyone known who I am, So Doc and I put out head together and came up with a plan"
Tammi said "Dock number one meet Dock number two"
Lloyd said "we cut in the EMT and we finger we hold up here and wait for the hubbub to settle down and we leave. Doc down gas up the car right now"
Tammi said, "you let the guy take off with the money?"
Lloyd said, "Of cause not" he take the case out and shows her but the money is gone.
Danny calls Ed tell him that Lloyd fakes his own death to cut the Mrs out of her share of the money. But the money is still missing they are Vegas locals so he going to help them find the money.
Danny back at the Montecito and Nessa talk to him on the floor it's been every quite at the casino floor. Mary asked, "you believe that some people are meant for each other?"
Danny said, "you want to talk about us now"
Mary said, "not us Danny, we agree to be just friends it is about them"
Danny said, "what are they going to kill each other?"
Mary said, "you say that has if that is bad thing, it is like man's room in a crowed bar trust me you don't want to go in there"
Danny walks in there like he is ready to kill them both only to find the two have sex, he called out "yeah" turning around.
Danny said "I talk to metro and tariff control, I just need some help"
Lloyd said "okay"
Danny asked, "do you have any idea where he might be"
Lloyd said" no I got anything"
Danny talks most to himself before asking "okay you said that he got a gambling problem right"
Lloyd said, "yeah"
Danny said, "if he had any money at all he gambling it all way"
Lloyd said "yeah"
Danny said, "what is Porcine?"
Lloyd said, "what?"
Danny stumbles over the right word to say and finally asked "what game does he like to paly"
Tammi said "poker"
Lloyd said "oh sure that, that man can't give up a game of taxes hold some, I mean he paly is old people, he can't resist it"
Danny said " okay you guy to stay put"
Danny back in the Surveillance room and Ed back and he fills Ed in what going on. They check every backroom game in town Vegas or not Million is lot od money that doesn't go unnoticed.
Ed said "what else?"
Danny said "well Sam's Whale is missing"
Ed said "potential Whale"
Danny said "and one other thing there a report that they are a floating crap game going on in one of the rooms"
Ed said, "floating crap in my hotel, that like bring a hooker to chicken range, what is doing in the hotel"
Danny said, "that what we are trying to finger out maybe let them on credit"
Ed asked Mitch "find out where they are will you" Ed a call it Mike and it out that they his mother nad daughter are at club it all male review. Danny is looking for the crap game and Sam is there too. It turns out her Whale food that was ordered was be sent up to some floor.
It turns out the Mr. Palmer out to be none gambler and that he play his move in well know the company and the leave with the great memory of his stay at the Montecito.
Ed called Danny to inform him that he think he found a doc, that someone fit his description turn up at the high stake game at Doc Holiday.
Danny said "do you think that someone named Doc to play at Doc holidays because he thinks it would be lucky fo him"
Ed said, "no I think he goes there because he a Dumbass"
Danny, Tammi, and Lloyd go down Danny tell them they do this every quietly. Tammi said "Doc you wealthy peace of Crap" he charged at him and throw both of them onto the table.
When Lloyd is Doc try to take off with the money and Danny take it off him and Tammi get it off, Danny. With Lloyd and the money reunited Danny go back to Montecito and take a cup of coffee for Ed tell him that he would help make him feel batter.
Ed and Danny watched Tammi try to make a run for it with the money. Danny goes after her Set in front of her talking to her she talks about PMS asked "PMS, and you pregnant"
Danny takes her to the room and the Lloyd is tie up and Tammi said "you came any closer I jump"
Danny said "please jump, You just don't get it do you, Lloyd it's you money, but the hotel is my now please get out"
Tammi said "what to stop him from taking off with the money the minute my back turn"
Lloyd said "yeah what stop her from doing that to me"
Danny who had enough of both of them yells "I got an Idea Why Don't you Split it, even steven"
Lloyd said "like 50/ 50"
Danny said "yeah"
Tammi put the money on the bed and wind come along and blow the money out the open door. The next day front page news read Montecito blow Million headline.
Danny brings coffee for Ed and they talk about the news before Danny asked "how is your mother"
Ed said "she, you know she great, she got a little carried away last night but maybe it runs ing the family"
Danny said "absolutely"
Mitch said "Ed you are mother in at Bella she wants you meet her there"
Danny said, "you want me to go with you"
Ed said "please" they both took off.
She there with guy and Ed take to her and when he asked her if she thought this through she tells him "what to think about I am 86 years old, he makes me happy, at least he older then you"
Ed said "okay listen I do little background check on him"
Bette said "you do and I Never speak you again, ho Edward I know what you think but it been Fifteen years sins your father died. Now if something about you would you want Jillian to want to happen"
Ed said "of cause, it just I wish I could make you happy"
Bette said, "Edward, you manage this manifest place when you ever learn that is not your job"Ed tries to wrong the Guy and Bette make him back off.
