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Chapter 3: He's a…?
Issei can't stop grinning since the class started, the reason why he was grinning like an idiot is because Asia have transfer into his class and she's so cute, even if she lack some assets. The wonderful thing is that she's so nice to him, despite the fact that he's one of three perverts! 'I'll try to get closer to her since we're in same peerage and maybe…' He giggled perversely before a knock draw the class's and his attention and the teacher slide the door open to reveal a tall person in white lab coat. The sight of this man almost cause Issei to choke on his spit as he watched the man walk to the center in front of the classroom with widened eyes, 'W-W-W-What is he doing here?!'
"As everyone know, the school nurse have retired recently and this person will take her place as your new nurse." The teacher spoke to her class, sneaking a glance at the man with a faintly blush and she was not the only person that ogle the new nurse.
"Good morning, class, my name is Naruto and I'll be your nurse from now onward." Naruto massaged his neck uninterestingly, "If you have any health issues, you may come to me anytime but know that…If you dare to come to me with paper cut or feigning illnesses, I'll literally kick you out." Some students laughed at his threatening, believing it to be a joke. "Now that's all, I'll be going."
"Wait, Naruto-sensei!" A random girl suddenly sticks her hand up, "Where do you come from?"
"How old are you?" Another girl asked.
"Do you have girlfriend?" The third girl giggled.
"I come from Kyoto and I'm pretty old than I look like." Naruto answered boringly, "And no, I don't have a girlfriend but I do have an eye on someone." His eyes met Asia's eyes for a brief moment before he break the gaze as the nun look down to hide her red face and Issei was the only person to notice their action.
'Dammit, you lucky bastard!' Issei cried a river of tears and several students was creepied out by his sudden mood swing.
"Bye, don't bother me until you're either dying or under some distresses." The blonde man left the room and some students start to talk about the new handsome nurse.
"They should have called everyone to auditorium instead of having me visiting each class." Naruto step into his office-slash-nurse's room and he plop down in his chair with an exhaling sigh. Just when he lean back in his chair, there was a knock then a sound of sliding door and the undying human tilt his head slightly as his eyes glance at a familiar red-haired girl and another girl with glasses. "Yes, can I help you?" He drawled.
"Hello, Naruto, we haven't been formally introduced after what happened yesterday." Rias gave him a charming smile, "My name is Gremory Rias and that is Sitri Sona." She gestured to the glass-wearer girl before she cross her arms under her bosom, "It come to our attention that you know about reality of supernatural and you have a sacred gear…"
"Which faction do you belong to?" Sona asked, cutting Rias off with narrowed eyes. "And how did you get in here without our knowledge?" Anyone with connections to supernatural world always come to them to explain their reason for being here in their territory but this man just waltzing in and do whatever he want. He's so lucky that he don't accidentally start another war between the factions again!
"I apply for a job here and they accepted me, that's all." Naruto stood up with his hands in pockets, "And the faction, I belong to no side but mine because…" Suddenly, he tower over them with a chilling gaze that send a shiver down their spine, "I detest them. Do not lump me in together with these scums!"
"I understand." Rias spoke up, "As long as you don't belong to any factions then we have nothing to worry about…For now." The man clicked his tongue at her, "Anyway, I was going to ask you a question before Sona cut me off." She glanced at her childhood friend as she merely adjusted her glasses, it was very uncharacteristic of her childhood friend to do that or to question him. "Since you appear to have some connection with my new bishop, would you like to join my peerage? With your sacred gear, you…"
"Forget it." The man growled, "I prefer staying a human than become something I detest…And beside, if you tried, there is absolutely no way in hell that you can turn me into a devil with your dumb chess pieces."
"How did you know about the evil pieces?" Sona questioned.
"Ah, bunch of devils come to me and try to convert me many years ago." Naruto scoffed, "I end up killing them all."
"I see…" The frowning school president narrowed her eyes at him.
"Well, that's a shameful." Rias sighed disappointingly, "I was hoping to bring you into my peerage." She was about to say something but…
"By the way, do you have any illnesses or anything relating to health?" Naruto asked dully.
"Eh?" Rias and Sona blinked rapidly before they shake their heads confusingly.
"Then get out!" The blonde man kicked them out…Literally, he kick their rears out and the crying devils stumble out into the hallway. "Don't come back until you're either dying or under some distresses!" He slammed the door hard.
"Did he just literally kick us out?" The shocked redhead asked.
"He did." Sona replied with an embarrassing blush.
The lunch bell ring and he can hear increasing chatter of students outside his office for several moments as they exit their classrooms for lunch break. The chatter wind down shortly and a door sliding open, Naruto glance up to see Asia as she peek inside. "Is it okay to come in?" She asked timidly.
"Of course!" Naruto suddenly grinned as he beckoned her to come inside, "You're always welcome anytime."
"Ah, thank you." Asia carried a bento box inside with a small smile before the nun set it on his desk and she suddenly look up to him with puffy cheeks, "Ne, you never told me that you were going to work here."
"Sorry, I want to surprise you." The tall man smirked goodheartedly before he lean in closer to her, "So how's your day going so far?"
"It's nice, everyone were so nice and kind to me." The blonde girl smiled cheerily as her fingertips press up against each other, "It's really great because I never have been with people around my age or have been in school like that before until now. But what's more wonderful is…" She suddenly look down timidly, scrunching around with her skirt. "Um…"
"What is it?" Naruto bend his neck down to meet her eyes with a curious expression, "Please tell me."
"Um, w-w-what's more wonderful is that you're here." Asia blushed with a small stutter, "I-I-I mean, it's really nice to have someone I know here and you always have done so much for me like allow me to live in your place and I still don't know how to repay you for your kindness…"
"You don't have to repay me anything because…" The blonde man smirked, "You're my precious person."
"I-I am?" Asia squeaked.
"Yes, you're mine." Naruto grinned widely.
"I'm glad…" She glanced away from him embarrassingly, "I-Is it weird? I mean, we just met recently but it kinda feel right as if…"
"You know me for long time?" He finished her sentence.
"Yes, how did you know?" Asia looked back to him curiously.
"Lucky guess." Naruto lied with a smile, "By the way, you should start eating now." He glanced at the clock, "I believe it's almost time for your class soon."
"Oh, yes!" She opened her bento before she start to eating while he watch her until she speak again after swallowing, "Oh, I'm going to meet Rias and her peerage later after school."
"Ah, where?" He asked with an odd glint in his eyes, "The occult club you mentioned to me last night?" She gave him a nod, "What are you going to do over there?"
"I don't know, Rias said that she's going to explain everything to me about what I would do as a new devil and my place in her peerage." Asia shook her head.
"Mmm, I see." Naruto toss a piece of sausage into his mouth and Asia wonder where he got it from until she notice a missing piece of sausage in her bento.
"Ah, how did you do that?" She gasped before she pout at him, "It's not nice to steal my food!"
"I can't help it, you're good at cooking." He smirked with a light chuckle, "You'll make a fine wife someday."
"Naruto!" Asia squeaked with red face as he laughed out loud before she look down to eat her bento to hide her heavy blush and it get deeper as he make a small talk with her throughout their lunch break.
Issei really can't believe that a scary guy is attending his school as a nurse and at same time, he was disappointed that the school nurse wasn't a sexy oppai nympho. 'At least, there's bancho's peerage.' He giggled perversely as he get closer to the club's door and he open it wide with a grin. "Morning, Ba…GAH!" The reason why he cried out in shock is because Naruto was sitting on a sofa, leaning all way to back and the blonde man stare at him boringly. "N-Naruto?! What are you doing here?!"
"Just feel like it." Naruto replied dully.
"And from today onwards, you'll also be working as my servant." The pervert turns his head to Rias as she finished explaining to Asia.
"Yes, I'll do my best!" Asia said cheerily, "I will work hard to express my gratitude to you for giving me a second chance and to stay with Naruto a little longer!"
"Oh?" Rias crossed her arms with a teasing smirk, "I have no idea that you and Naruto have this kind of relationship." The nun squeaked out under her king's giggle.
"A-Ah, eh, I mean, um!" The blonde girl fidgeted before she clasps her hands together in prays, "Oh, lord, forgive me for my…Gah!" She cry out as she felt a sharp jolt in her head and she massage her temple with a whimper.
"J-Just to let you know that we can't pray to you-know-who." The redhead rubbed her forehead exhaustingly and her new bishop response with a nod.
"Good afternoon, bancho…" Kiba entered the room with a smile, only to tense slightly as soon as he see Naruto. Koneko and Akeno react the same way as soon as they follow him in and saw the blonde man. "Um, hello?" The knight rise his hand up at him unsurely and the man barely give him a gaze.
"Rias?" Akeno glanced at her king, giving her a secret message within her gaze as if she needs to do something with him.
"It's fine, he's our guest." Rias dismissed it with a wave, "Would you kindly make some tea for him…"
"No need." Naruto sipped his teacup and several devils blink at the sight, where and how did he get the tea without them noticing?
"Anyway…" The redhead cleared her throat as soon as she shake her head to clear out the cobwebs, she will question Asia about this man but there's nothing she can do about it since he don't appear to be hostile toward her peerage because of Asia. "Everyone's gathered. We should start the party right away." She snapped her fingers before a handmade cake appear on table with a puff of smoke, "It's good to do things like this every once in awhile when everyone is here. Since a new club member has joined and I wanted to bake a cake, let's eat it together." Her peerage look at her cake in awe to her chagrin and Issei suddenly snatch it up with a joyful cry.
"It's handmade by bancho!" The pervert danced around.
"Cut it first." Koneko deadpanned annoyingly and Issei plan to cut a very thin slice out for the males, only to stare at half-cut cake with a confusing blink. The white-haired girl stares at the cake before she give him a dirty look, "You pig."
"Hey, I don't do it!" Issei cried.
"Here's your slice." Naruto handed a large slice on plate to Asia with a gentle smile, holding another piece in other hand.
"IT WAS YOU, BASTARD?!" Issei jabbed his index finger at him childishly with tears.
"Oh, are you accusing me of something?" The blonde man shoots an ominous glare to him, drawing out a shaky whimper from pervert. "I was sitting here the whole time, how would I have get it from here?"
"I-I-I-I-I…Y-Y-You…" The pervert fumbled around to come up with something.
"Naruto, be nice." Asia looked up to Naruto with a stern-yet-cute look.
"…Fine, I'll be nice…" The blonde man turned to her before he brings his index finger closer to thumb by one centimeter, "But it will not be this much."
"Thank you." The nun smiled.
"Why are you thanking him?!" The pervert cried, "He said he won't be nice to me by this much!" But they ignore him in prefer of each other's company, mostly on Naruto's part.
Rias stare at Naruto in fascination, she never has seen him moving a inch from this spot and somehow he steal something away without their notice. She assumes it might be his sacred gear but she never has heard anything about this gear, even if she knows most of sacred gears. There was something about this man, something about him sound so familiar to her for some reasons and more questions whirlwind around in her head but she have to push them out for now because there is a issue at hand that she must take care of. She was about to leave the room before she realize something as a stack of fliers on desk come into her view, "Oh, Asia, the fliers on my desk. They are your contact and you have to pass them out to people who have inner desire. They will summon you anytime and you have to fulfill them by meeting their requirements."
"Okay!" Asia smiled at her king.
"Wait, Asia is going to fulfill their desires?" Issei's mind went to dirty place, his nose slowly leak blood to Koneko's disgust. The nun was about to receive her stack but they mysteriously disappear from the desk.
"Eh?" The nun glanced around in bewilder before she notice the fliers in Naruto's hands, "Naruto?"
"I'm taking them all." Naruto flipped through papers with his thumb, "If they give you more fliers, just give them all to me."
"But I'm supposed to…" Asia poked her fingers together before Naruto lift her chin up gently as he look into her eyes.
"I'm not going to let anyone else taking your time away from me, beside school and this club." He whispered, "I told you before, you are mine and my desire for you is greater than everyone."
"Oh, Naruto!" The nun blushed heavily as she smacked his arm lightly several times, "You can't say that in front of everyone here!"
"I want to say that in front of everyone because I want them to know that you belong to me and no one else, if they have problem with that then I'll snatch you away from them." Naruto glanced at the peerage from the corner of his eyes and some get his messages.
"Well, I don't have any problem with that." Rias crossed her arms with a nod, "As long as she fulfill her contacts, it'll be fine."
"My, my, a forbidden relationship between young student and older teacher." Akeno giggled behind her sleeve, "So sinful."
"S-S-Sinful?!" Asia squeaked before she quickly pray, "Lord, please forgive my sinful thought…GAH!"
Asia and Naruto walk together across a street and she sneak a glance at the side of his face. In short time, she have fall in love with him…It was more like love at first sight when she run into him. The nun knows it was too faster for them to have this kind of relationship but it feel right for some reason. She feels like she knows him for long time and when she looks at him, she want to hug him and never let him go or to kiss him many time as much as she can. Asia's face turns red when she thinks about it.
"What's wrong?" Naruto glanced at her.
"N-N-Nothing, I wasn't thinking about hugging and kissing you!" Asia waved her hands at him before her red face get redder as soon as she realize she just blurt it out.
"Oh, really?" He smirked teasingly, "You want to kiss me already? Right after we met recently?"
"Y-Ye…" She quickly waved her hands again, "I'm sorry!" She clenched her hands to her chest timidly, "It's wrong for me to think like that and I'm not sure if I'm ready for…"
"It's okay to think about that." Naruto ruffle her hair lightly with a light chuckle, "That is normal and you have nothing to worry about. With me, you don't have to do anything until you're certain about it and it's okay not to rush into things because we have a lot of time." The young devil give him a smile as they kept walking and her eyes slowly cast to his hand before she glance at empty street.
"Um, can I…" Asia fidgeted shyly, "Can I hold your hand?" Naruto look at her with a blink before he give her an amused expression as he offer her his hand.
"Sure, go ahead." The tall blonde grinned and the nun take hold of his hand. She compare his large rough hand to her small hand, it look like two to three size larger than her and it give off a warm feeling to her. They hold each other's hands all way back to their apartment.
Late at night, Naruto wander around in his apartment silently and he cracks his neck around to ease his soreness. He was having one of these sleepless nights and it's really annoying if you're an immortal. "Maybe I would consider buying a television." Naruto muttered before he comes across Asia's room and he notice that her door was wide open, allow him to see her slumbering form on her bed. He lean against her doorframe on his right side with crossed arms as he stare at her sleeping face, he still can't believe that Eve's reincarnation is right there and he feel like he was going back to his pre-immortal self again when he's around her…But one part of him doubt about that because it's impossible for one to be reborn with same appearance and personality and she don't have any memories of her past life. Other part remains optimistic that she'll come back as Eve or merge with Asia and they can resume their lost life together once again. Or he can do it sooner by doing something for her.
'Maybe I'll take her out on a date.' Naruto removed himself from her doorframe as he walk back to his room, '…What does modern girls like nowadays?' It look like he have many things to catch up with and he quietly mutter darkly under his breath, something about generations and making things complicate than before.
Two days went by so fast and Naruto stroll through the campus with his hands in pockets as he ignores some greeting from students who currently have club activity. He has been planning this date for two whole days and he decides to surprise her today. The tall man approach the occult club's door and he push it aside to see a large group in one room, the said group turn their heads to him with different kind of expressions.
Rias and her peerage were surprised and confused by his sudden appearance while some flashy blonde man take a brief glance at him, he was surrounding by women and girls, and a stoic maid turn to him with a twist of her torso before her eyes widen at the sight of him. Naruto sense something from a flashy man and a blond girl behind him, they have a similar feeling of mana to several annoying devils that come after him many years ago.
These devils claim to have immortality like him but he end up killing them all because they were so arrogant and they don't know the weakness of their so-called immortality, beside the holy craps.
"You…" Grayfia uttered in shock but almost no one notice her action.
"Is that one of your pathetic pieces, Rias?" Riser dismissed the tall blonde man arrogantly, "Even if you recruit some trashes into new devils, you can't measure up to my full peerage. Why bothering with trivia thing? We should just go ahead and start planning…"
"Who the fuck are you, faker scum?" Naruto cut Riser off, earning an offended glare from him and his peerage before her dismiss them with a wave. "Ah, whatever, it's not this important anyway." He looked away from them to Asia, "Asia, we're going out."
"E-Eh?!" Asia blinked rapidly and before they know it, Naruto was holding her up in bride carry with one arm without moving a muscle. "EH?!" She quickly wrapped her arms around his neck to balance herself up with red face, "N-Naruto!"
"Let's go." Naruto turned around with a singsong tone.
"Wait, you bastard!" Riser stomped his foot with a roar, "How dare you interrupt me! Do you know your place, trash?!" He never get any chance to catch this bastard as the tall blonde man vanish from his sight and he turn around to Rias with a gritting teeth before he recompose himself, there is important event that he need to focus on right now and it's to bedding the Gremony heir.
After a discussion and setting term for a rating game between them, Riser and his peerage teleported away and Rias exhale out tiredly. She manage to buy some times for her peerage to train before the game and she was about to think on her strategy before Grayfia turn to her sharply. "Rias, that man who just come here early…" The maid said, "Do you know who he is?"
"Huh, Naruto?" Rias looked at her curiously with crossed arms, "All I know is that he's our school nurse and he has a relationship with my bishop, Asia. Why do you ask? Do you know him?"
"…You don't know?" Grayfia frowned worriedly, "That man…He is the Undying Human."
"…What?" The redhead's eyes widened as her peerage trade confusing glance between them, "That's impossible! I thought he was just some rumor! A bedtime story!"
"I wish that was the case." The maid shook her head, "Everything you heard about him is true. The Undying Human is real like you and I."
"What's going on?" Issei spoke up puzzlingly, "What is this 'Undying Human' thing you talking about?"
"You remember that I told you about the Great War?" Rias turned to her pawn and peerage, "How the Three Factions loses much of their major forces? There was a rumor that a human slaughter thousands of soldiers and walk away from every major battles unscratched. It was said that a human have the true immortality and he can't be killed…But what make him most terrifying is that he possesses a gear that allow him to steal everything from anyone, physical and spiritual."
"Oh, like how Naruto take this half of cake and when he took Asia away!" The pawn smashed his fist on his opening palm, "…Wait…" He recalling a tidbit, "He did say that he lived for long time when I first met him…"
"Wait, he's a human and he was around during the Great War?" Kiba looked up with blinks, "But that's impossible…"
"Like Rias-sama said, he has the true immortality and no one knows how he got it in first place." Grayfia said, "But there are few things that we know about him are that he kill anyone that come in his path without a remorse, a ruthless monster who tend to gouge hearts out from his victims from any distance and…" She paused, "He's responsible for death of two original maous, Asmodeus and Lucifer."
"…W-W-What?" Issei paled, "Are you saying that the school nurse is a unkillable killing machine that lived for thousands years?!"
"And he's in some kind of relationship with Asia." Kiba muttered.
"In love with bishop." Koneko said, "And she likes him back."
"…Oh, my maou." Rias rubbed her forehead in shock, how can this be happening to her?! It almost feels like the universe is against her for some reason.
And that end the third chapter of UH! Love it? Hate it?
Naruto somehow get a job as school nurse to be closer to Asia and she doesn't mind it…If it was anyone else, they'll run for it. We have seen some little moments between them and how he interacts with the Occult club. Now the club knows about his role in Great War! How will it turn out?
What kind of moments will we see between Naruto and Asia? How will Rias and her peerage act around him from now onward? What else will we see next time? Let's find out in next chapter!
I think that's all I can say for now…Thank you for your time to read it.
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