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Chapter 7


"Ugh, man. I wonder if I'll be able to get a nap in. Nah, probably not. I still need to cook dinner." Lincoln sighed as he rubbed at his slightly weary eyes with his right hand, his left hand holding onto the steering wheel of Vanzilla.

After the adrenaline of his earlier brawl had worn off, he began to feel fatigued gradually. Other than said brawl, anything else that can be considered exciting hadn't occurred at work. The boredom from that didn't help him out. He tried not to let his tiredness get to him too much. Because seeing as he's currently driving home from work, he needed all of his focus on the road. Less he wanted to suffer an unfortunate fate.

Now if only he knew what he was going home to as he failed to remember that people actually recorded the fight. Sure, he got a lot of praise and attention for his actions when him and Mollie went back on patrol after their talk with Quintessa. But he figured that those were just people who witnessed the fight in person. There was a large crowd watching at the time. Oh, how wrong he was as he had quickly and unintentionally accumulated quite the fanbase. Most of it being made up of those of the opposite sex.

After hearing Quintessa's story, Lincoln and Mollie gave a completely different reaction to the one she was expecting them to give as they couldn't help but laugh hysterically. They won't lie, hearing how hard she had played Dan was just too good not to laugh at. After their laughter, Lincoln, in a patient and caring manner, advised Quintessa that she be more careful when it comes to her committing such deceiving acts, as she now knows just how negatively a guy can truly react to that kind of trickery. She gladly took his advice to heart. She felt happy to hear him express genuine concern for her. Unlike the "concern" guys like Danny show her, Lincoln's was expressed in the most realist way possible. Which made her heart race when it dawned on her. At some point after that, the police had come and taken Danny and his lackeys away, much to the delight of Quintessa and the security guards. When the officers had suggested the idea to Quin, she would be more than happy to press assault charges against the bastards.

With the five problems out of the way, Lincoln concluded the friendly interrogation as he let Quin go to continue on with her day. However, little did he know, Quintessa didn't wish to go at the time. But she knew that Lincoln and Mollie still had a job to do. So in the end, she relented and left them to their duty. After all of the madness that had happened this morning, the buxom brunette opted to just go home to take an early afternoon nap and maybe get to doing what Lincoln had suggested and ask her little sister to train her how to fight.

What Quintessa regretted doing, or rather not doing, when she had left the mall was not asking Lincoln for his phone number. She really wanted to inquire about it, but she didn't want to come on too strong like that. She did just meet the guy after all. Ah well, she can only hope that she sees him around the next time she tries to go on a shopping spree. Hopefully that one won't end in pervs trying to hit on or attack her. Hmm, she wonders how Lincoln would feel about escorting her around..

Anyway, back to present time!

Eventually, Lincoln made it home as he pulled into his driveway, putting Vanzilla in park before getting out. A yawn escaped him as he hopped his little bundle of keys in his left hand, stepping along the path that lead up to his home's porch.

As he ascended along the stairs, he smiled smally when the muffled voices of his little sisters hit his ears from inside the place. Even from outside, it wasn't too hard to hear them chatting or arguing up a storm. But in this case, it was the former as he could hear them talking excitedly.

And that's just how he liked it. "Home sweet home~" He approached the door, taking a deep breath before entering the house. "Yo, I'm home!" He announced his presence, shutting the door behind him after stepping inside.

What greeted his sights as soon as he entered was all of his sisters chilling in the living room. Or at least that's one way of putting it. The majority of them were bunched up on the family couch and surrounding Lori who was sitting in the middle, looking down at her phone in awe. That baffled Lincoln as he couldn't remember the last time Lori allowed anyone to look at her precious device. They must be watching something very interesting if it compelled Lori to allow their younger siblings to watch. At least, that's what it seemed like as they looked like they were watching a video of some sort. The only sister that wasn't amongst the Loud crowd was Lily as she was laying front down on the floor in front of the television while drawing a colorful picture with crayons, unaware of what had her fellow little sisters so clearly upbeat and distracted.

When Lily heard Lincoln's call and looked up at him, her face shined with glee as she shot up to her feet and sprinted towards him. "Linky!" She cheered his name, running at him with open arms.

"Hey there, sunshine!" Lincoln chirped as he kneeled to pick the baby Loud up, doing so with ease.

Once she was in his strong arms, Lily giggled as she went ahead and gave Lincoln a tight hug around his neck, expressing just how much she had missed him. As per usual, Lincoln didn't hesitate to reciprocate the motion, doing so with gentle pressure. "You're home! You're home!" Lily said in a giddy voice.

"That I am." Lincoln chuckled as he kissed the tot's nearest cheek. "So, how was school today, Lil?" He questioned casually after he leaned back and eyed Lily inquisitively, smiling warmly as he waited for her answer.

"Mmm.." Lily looked up in adorable wonder as she thought back on her day, answering Lincoln's question a few seconds later as she looked back at him with a slight grin. "School was okay. Kinda boring sometimes, but okay." She said whilst maintaining the grip she had on her big brother's neck.

"Really? Nothing exciting happened at all?" Lincoln inquired with a raised brow. He couldn't say the same thing about his day, that's for sure.

"Nu uh." Lily immediately denied, shaking her head.

"Hmm, now that's something I definitely can't let slide." Lincoln scoffed as he shook his head in light disappointment. He wasn't about to accept and let this day end on a boring note for Lily. After all, his little sunshine deserved nothing but the best. So with a determined glint in his eyes, he shrugged and said. "I suppose that just means me and you will have to play later on so your day isn't completely uneventful, huh?" He gladly proposed with a confident smirk.

No way was Lily going to say no to her Linky's generous offer as her mood was quick to amp up to eleven. "Really?! Do you mean it?!" She responded, sounding full of hope.

"That's right. We'll play anything you want. Just name it when the time comes." He said promisingly.

Not doubting his vow, Lily nodded eagerly in acknowledgement. "Yay! You're the best, Linky!" She cheered as she embraced the boy once again.

Lincoln took immense pride from the compliment and grinned, giving Lily a firm enough squeeze to make the hug on his end comfortable for her. "Anything for my little sunshine. You know how I roll." He chuckled as he gently kissed the youngling on the cheek, Lily happily leaning into it.

Now, time to address the more obvious issue that is before them.

"So, do you have any idea what the heck has these girls all hyped up?" Lincoln questioned as he narrowed his eyes curiously at his other nine sisters. They have yet to notice his presence, which surprised and bewildered him a great deal.

Once Lincoln turned enough to make it easy for Lily to observe the couch and its restless occupants, the youngest Loud shrugged while emitting an unknowing hum. "I don't know. Ever since we got home from school, they've just been watching some video on Lori's phone the whole time."

"The whole time?" Lincoln replied in disbelief.

"Mhm." Lily confirmed.

'Damn. Must be quite the captivating video if it has them this enthralled with it.' Internally commented Lincoln. If he was at least able to hear the audio, he may have gotten some clue as to what the girls were watching. But unfortunately, that wasn't going to happen as he could barely hear a thing over their nonstop chattering. "Were you able to give it a watch yourself?" He went on to ask while gazing back at the five year old.

Side to side, Lily shook her head in denial, replying to his question with an ever so casual. "Nope."

"Do you want to watch it? Or are you even curious about it at all?"

"Umm... Not really, no." Lily said carelessly, cocking her head slightly to one side as she flashed him a closed smile.

"Ah, well alrighty then." With that, Lincoln ended that brief discussion there. He softly chuckled as he shrugged and kissed the girl on the head. Suppose he shouldn't be too surprised to hear that from his little sunshine. Because unlike most children in this day and age, Lily was hardly ever interested in anything technology. The only exceptions being the television on occasion and her iPad, as she often loved to look at video tutorials and play app games that were related to her most greatest interest.

Yup! Just like how all of her older siblings had their own talents and passions that made them each unique within the family, Lily had her own as well. Lincoln had Martial Arts, Lori had golfing and social media, if the latter can even be considered a passion, Leni had fashion, Luna had music, Luan had comedy, Lynn had sports, Lucy had poetry, Lana had mechanical engineering and plumbing, Lola had pageanting, Lisa had inventing and academics, and last but certainly not least, Lily... had art. Whether it's drawing, painting, crafting, or whatever the heck! As long as it had something to do with art, one can bet that Lily loves to do it.

"Well, I guess while they are doing their thing and giving us the opportunity to have some more me and you time. Care to play my kitchen assistant and help me cook dinner?" Lincoln asked of Lily as he cocked his head over towards the kitchen's direction.

Feeling ever so honored, Lily was more than happy to play that "game" with him. Sure, it could be a dangerous and messy one. But she had helped Lincoln out enough in the past to know that he'd be careful and take the necessary precautions. "Yeah! I can do that!" She answered chipperly. Seeing as her unfinished drawing and crayons weren't going anywhere, she opted to leave them where they were.

"You just don't know how to let me down, do ya?" Lincoln snickered as he carried Lily off to the kitchen.

"Nope!" Lily chirped with certainty, feeling quite proud of herself as she shared a laugh with her big brother while they exited the living room.

"So, what do you think we should whip up today?" Lincoln inquired after recovering from his laughter.

"How about..." Lily paused to think about their options. "Oo, I know! Spaghetti and meatballs!" The little girl suggested as they entered the kitchen, Lincoln putting her down when they stood in the middle of it. Much to her disappointment as she flashed a slight pout.

"Hmm.. It has been awhile since we last had that. Eh, what the heck. Let's do it!" The Loud boy gladly went along with the choice.

"Yes!" Lily cheered with a pump of her arms, her enthusiasm earning herself a light laugh from Lincoln.

Lincoln lightly ruffled the child's head before moving to retrieve his apron. Instead of putting it on himself though, he went ahead and gave it to Lily. Lily bowed her head as Lincoln descended the apron onto her steadily and with grace, the girl feeling like a princess receiving her tiara. She smiled gently as she always did love wearing her big brother's apron. It smelled just like him. This was a common occurrence between the two of them whenever they would cook together. So it wasn't of any surprise to Lily in the slightest. "All right, my little chef." Lincoln spoke as he moved behind Lily to knot up the apron, doing so swiftly. "Let's get to work." He continued once he was sure she was ready to go, moving back in front of her as he grinned down at her.

"Let's do it!" Clearly pumped, Lily also expressed her readiness in the form of a strong nod. Determination dawned on her features.

And without further delay from Lincoln, their cooking game had commenced.


Meanwhile..

"L... L-Lincoln~!" As she moaned the name of her beloved hero, Quintessa, who's voluptuous naked form glistened from the water that rained down upon her, nearly collapsed onto the floor of her walk in shower when a tidal wave of orgasmic euphoria had struck her quivering core, almost forcing her legs to give out on her as they trembled frantically. Her glazed eyes rolled back into her head as her whole body quaked along with her legs, her plump thighs squeezing tightly together to trap her left hand at her gushing pussy while her other hand tended to her wet bosom that heaved with each shaky breath. She was slumped back against the bathroom's marble wall. Her left hand prolonging her most recent climax as her fingertips rubbed furious circles over her swollen clit, the abused nub throbbing with delight. At the same time, her opposite hand played with her right juicy globe as her fingers ruthlessly pinched and plucked at her pert nipple. The motions making her bountiful chest bounce whenever the digits earned themselves a bodily twitch.

During almost the whole duration of her long and hot shower, the brunette was trying, and so far failing, to satiate the lust that had overcome her not too long ago. A lust that surrounded the freckled young man on her mind. She didn't know what the hell came over her, but if she's to be honest, she didn't care that things ended up this way. She welcomed it in fact as it succeeded in making her feel a way that she hadn't felt before. In other words, she had never been so damned turned on in her life prior to now. Initially, she intended to take just a normal, peaceful shower. However, as soon as Lincoln had entered her thoughts, that idea was thrown right out the window as that was when the arousal started to take over. And it did not take long to completely dominate her. It was rather sudden to hit her; the arousal. One second, she's thinking about what to make for dinner for both her and her roommate, who happens to also be her little sister. Then come the next, she's thinking about the white-haired fighter who had so willingly put his well-being on the line in order to protect her own. She truly couldn't be anymore grateful of him for that. Now if only she could show him just how much she means that. Well, at least in her mind, she is..

For the first time in her twenty years of life, she had finally found a man who is an absolute catch. Sure, there's still many things that she doesn't know about Lincoln. But she has a strong feeling that there isn't much baggage to go off on anyway. Only amazing things. With all her heart, she believed him to be a rare kind of man; one worthy of legendary status. A decent man who knew what it meant to truly love and respect his woman. And who also wouldn't hesitate to put his life on the line for her if the situation called for it. Oh, how badly she wanted to be that lucky woman. Because in the end, isn't he the sort of guy any self-respecting girl yearns for? Honestly, if he doesn't have a girlfriend at this point, her brain would have a damn meltdown trying to comprehend that fact. Yet at the same time, she'd be ecstatic about it.

But anyway! As her orgasm came to its ultimate conclusion, Quintessa allowed air to fill her lungs once more as she broke into a rapid panting fit. Her shapely body had lost all of that wonderful sort of tension as she now felt like a pile of satisfied putty. She was amazed that her legs were even still standing. As she was basking in the afterglow of her undeniably fun time, Quintessa had a tired grin on her face as she looked back to what got her all riled up to begin with. She had to say, it was quite the wild fantasy. And she can say for certain that she had never experienced one that intense and vivid before. Yeah, she had her fair share of crazy fantasies in the past, who doesn't? But, even those paled in comparison to this one..


A/N: Well screw me, eh? How dare I end this chapter on such a tease! XD I'm sorry, but at the same time, not sorry. Lol I'm a bastard, I know. But one thing to know about me is that I have a wicked tendency to end chapters leading up to a lemon, mostly because I like to have a chapter focus almost purely on the lemon. So yeah, that's something you're going to have to get used to if you choose to follow me. I might not do it all the time, but probably most of the time I will. *shrugs*

Yes, I know that this may not be a lemon that affects the overall plot or develops the relationship between Lincoln and QT. So I'll admit, I gave into the temptation to add in a senseless lemon around here. But with it being between Thicc QT and a hunky Lincoln. I just couldn't resist. XD Seems harmless to me anyway. Oh, and there's a lemon next chapter if it wasn't already obvious. So there's ya warning! :D

Also, I apologize for this chapter being so short compared to the others ones. But I felt like this was a good part to end it off. May not be to you, but it is to me. c:


Okay, now to finally respond to some reviews..

FrancisVamp0822: I got chu, homie!

Guest (Light): He does not I'm afraid. Sorry there, bud.

nuuo: Yes, I know. and I'm sorry to keep making you wait. But I'm not trying to rush anything too much. With how I wrote up the first interaction between Lincoln and Rita. I realized that I possibly could have rushed enough. XD The harem will come eventually. But you know, need some building up to it first.

Dread55: Whoops. Heheh.. ha.. Well first off, I don't think I intend for this to be a really long story. Definitely not a million words, I'll tell you that much. Lol As for your question, it is mostly because of lack of time. Though there are times where I'm too damn tired and stressed out from my day that I just don't want to write anything, or do anything for that matter. So I guess writer's block plays a role sometimes.. ? XD Plus, I got other stories as well. So... there's that too. Heh..

JRC1700: Sorry..? XD

Jason Chandler: Sorry to disappoint you mate. But that event will come eventually.

Mark the Mark: Um.. We'll get back to them, eh? c:


The Harem!

- The Loud Sisters

- Rita Loud

- Mollie Hart

- Thicc QT ( Quintessa Taylor )

- Becky Anderson

- Dana Miller

- Whitney Miles

- Carol Pingrey

- Jackie Sanders

- Mandee Baker

- Fiona Garret

- Haiku Valentine

- Christina Taylor

- Girl Jordan Pierce

- Stella GarcĂ­a

- Tabby McKinley

- Maggie White

- Sam Sharp

- Ms. DiMartino ( Felicia DiMartino )

Yup, I know what you're thinking. This is fucking dumb. XD But damn it, it's happening! Lol Yeah, I kinda lost patience with myself and just decided to unveil the harem in this update. It's a crazy ass list, sure. But that's just how damn ridiculous I am. Lol Now, I should've addressed this when I started this story, and I apologize sincerely for taking this long to do that, but to all of those who're expecting Ronnie Anne to be in the harem. Yeah, that ain't happening, sorry. With what I got planned for the climax of this fic, it just really wouldn't work out. Trust me. Such is the case for some of the girls who you aren't seeing on the list. Sorry again to disappoint you there. But it's the way it's gotta be.


All right, that's all I gotta say for now. So I'll leave y'all to carry on with your day or night. I hope y'all at least somewhat enjoyed this update and are looking forward for what's to come next chapter. ;) Have a good one!

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Until next chapter, whenever the hell that'll be, deuces!