I apologize for the momentary chapter cancellation, frequenters of my profile will already be aware of my...less than stable self-esteem..or lack there of. Anyway, non-vanilla elements: Oral, incest.


Stevonnie had been missing her parents. Her parents on Connie's side less so, as they checked in on her via email once a week every, every week. They didn't fully understand what Connie's choice to fuse with Steven meant, nor had they ever even seen Stevonnie, which she planned to keep as long as possible, as she didn't look forward to her mother's freak out and her father's threatening to call the police.

But Greg, he already knew and understood the whole thing. Stevonnie had been putting off visiting Greg though, as she was worried that seeing his son on his girlfriend fused, permanently might make him uncomfortable, and she didn't want to cause that.

Thankfully, she'd been wrong. Greg was happy to see Stevonnie, and eager to hear about how things had gone. Stevonnie smiled, glad that it had just been paranoia on her part, and a little upset at herself for waiting this long to actually talk to Greg. They sat down at Greg's van and talked, Stevonnie recounting what all she had been through since she'd formed.

Granted, she left out quite a few of the raunchier details. She mentioned that Amethyst, Lapis, and Peridot were a relationship now, but didn't mention that they'd made it official with a foursome. She mentioned that she had convinced the others to let Bismuth go on missions with them now, but left out the details as to how she pacified Bismuth and what she did for the others in return. Just little stuff like that.

She had accidentally let it slip that she'd gone home with Kiki and Jenny, but she hoped that Greg wouldn't put the pieces together and realize what exactly she had done with the twins when she had gotten there, and tried to make it seem like she had just spent the night because she hadn't wanted to drive back at night.

"Sounds like you've been busy." Greg said with a smile, "You two have gotten so strong together. Rose would be proud. Heh, and Garnet's probably over the moon about it." Stevonnie giggled, nodding, "You should have seen her face the first time Steven and Connie talked about forming me for good. They thought she was going to explode."

Greg was going to have to get used to Stevonnie thinking of herself as her own being, one different from Steven and Connie, but he didn't seem up-happy about it at all. "How's Pearl been doing?" Greg asked.

"She's been..you know, Pearl." Stevonnie laughed, "Mostly panicking about her girlfriend. They've been out on dates a few times, but I don't think they've done anything yet. Pearl's probably freaking out about it."

Greg laughed at this, "Good to know she's finally getting a test out what it's really like to live among the humans. Only took her, what, six thousand years?" Greg and Stevonnie laughed at this, "Guess Pearl just really wanted to hold out. I'm glad she's enjoying herself with it. She's been happier and less obsessive every since it started. Well, less obsessive until you bring her up."

"Yeah, that sounds like Pearl alright." Greg chuckled as he got up. "Well, I gotta get to work washing these cars. I can only put off working for so long before people start complaining." "Why are you working at all?" Stevonnie asked, "Aren't you still rich?"

Greg wasn't even halfway through the money he had gotten from Marty, still having more than six million dollars. Even of the four million he had spent already, most of it had gone to repairing things broken by the gems and purchasing gifts for his friends. Greg was a simple man, he didn't need much, even now that he was the richest man in Beach city, and living in the lowest quality housing; his van.

Greg shrugged, "Gotta keep myself busy somehow you know? I might just go stir crazy if I didn't do any work. Besides, I'm the only car wash in Beach city, without me, people would have to suffer the terrible fate of having to do something themselves." He laughed, Stevonnie chuckling to, "Well, I'll help you out then." She said, picking up a bucket of water.

"You sure?" Greg asked, "You don't need to." "Neither do you," Stevonnie reminded him, "Let's get to work." Rolling his eyes, Greg got out two sponges, and they set to washing cars. The result was a bit unexpected, if only to Greg and Stevonnie who hadn't been thinking about it.

After the first two cars they had washed were done, suddenly, and for the first time in quite awhile, Greg ended up with several customers all at once,. Some of them didn't even have messy cars. Greg was confused by this at first, until the realization that they had all come to gawk at Stevonnie hit him.

Stevonnie, enjoying herself with the task as she usually did with all things, had ended up with more than a little water and soap on herself. That, combined with the way she tried to more efficiently clean cars by gracefully floating over them, twirling in the air to wash the tops and reflexively landing in a combat pose, which gave the care behind her a great view of her rump, had resulted in word spreading like wildfire about the sexy chick at the car wash.

Greg knew Stevonnie wouldn't mind, and might even be enjoying the attention, but he wasn't much of a fan of seeing them get looked over like that. In an attempt to scare some of the onlookers off, Greg more than once called to her, referring to her as, 'son', or assuring customers that 'he' would do a great job. When Stevonnie didn't correct him, many people begun to realize the error in their viewing material, and left.

But even then, there were quite a few people lingering afterwards, both women who and even several men who didn't seem to care what Stevonnie was. Stevonnie picked up on it awhile later, laughing at the fact, but getting a little upset when she saw how glad Greg was when the car wash hit closing time and the cars left.

All at once, Stevonnie realized how upset she had gotten him, and was starting to feel guilty. Greg, not wanting Stevonnie to be upset when she'd done nothing wrong, put on some music to lighten the mood. Rtyy soon, they were both enjoying themselves again.

Stevonnie even got up from the back of the van and started to dance. Greg smiled as he washed, then began to squirm uncomfortably again. Stevonnie's looks really were astounding, and as she danced, her hips moving to the music, Greg body betrayed him, and in spite of himself, got stiff.

He didn't notice it at first, and felt terrible when he did, worse still when Stevonnie turned and saw it. Greg's face when a deep red as he tried to adjust himself to hide his shameful arousal, but Stevonnie didn't look upset or grossed out. No, she was grinning..

Stevonnie walked over to her Greg was sitting, "Sorry, sometimes when I'm dancing I forget there's anyone around. When that happens my dancing gets a little...suggestive. Guess that's my fault." She said, looking down at Greg's crotch, where his hands tried to cover the tent in his pants.

"I-it's fine, really." Greg said, blushing deeper as Stevonnie moved closer to him, "Thanks, but I'd still like to make it up to you." Stevonnie's hand moved down slowly, Greg nearly jumping back in surprise when she brushed against his bulge.

"St-Stevonnie, w-what are you-" Stevonnie cut Greg off, "It's okay, really. I've done this before, it'll be great~" She said, lowering down onto her knees in front of Greg. "We shouldn't be doing this." Greg said, trying to push himself back away, but stopped by Stevonnie's hands, "It's fine, no one's gonna see us."

Between the angle the van was at and how dark it was getting now, it really was unlikely that they would be spotted, but that wasn't the point. "No, I'm me we shouldn't do this at all, you're my.." Greg wasn't certain what pronoun he was supposed to use to finish that sentence, and Stevonnie pouted up at him.

"Come on, you know it'd be fun. I know you'd never do this with Steven or Connie, that'd just be weird, but with me, I don't see any problem with it. You've talked to Garnet before about Ruby and Sapphire, you know a fusion isn't just two things crammed together, I'm more than that, let me show you~"

Stevonnie undid Greg's pants and pulled them down, and was shocked when she was nearly hit in the eye with Greg's massive cock. It was huge, even bigger than Stevonnie's, and it was so hard...Stevonnie wanted it.

Greg tried again to scoot back, but Stevonnie didn't even deep to put any grip on him to make him stop and let her keep going. He wanted it to, even if he refused to admit it. 'This is wrong,' He told himself as Stevonnie licked her lips and opened her mouth, 'this is so wrong.'

Stevonnie took Greg's tip into her mouth, sealing her lips around it and starting to suck on it. She flicked it with her tongue, tasting his pre-cum. It was good, and Stevonnie sucked harder to draw out more as she pushed her head down to take more.

Greg grit his teeth, trying desperately not to moan, not to let himself enjoy it. But it was difficult; Stevonnie's mouth felt so good, and the look on her face, how much she was enjoying the action herself even though she was on the giving end of it, it was too much.

When she heard Greg start moaning, Stevonnie was more determined than ever to please him, and she started bobbing her head up and down, looking up at him as she did. Greg nearly came from the sight of Stevonnie's face as she sucked him off alone, how much she wanted to make him cum, it was hypnotic.

Despite this, Greg still didn't cum, and Stevonnie tried to deep-throat him. For the first time since her mini-orgy in the barn with Amethyst, Lapis, and Peridot, Stevonnie was actually having trouble. It was just so thick and large, and Stevonnie gagged slightly when she felt it pushing into her throat.

Still, she was determined, and kept moving her head faster, sucking harder, brushing her tongue against Greg's length as she took more and more of his cock. Soon, she reached the base, her tongue swirling around his length as it throbbing in her throat.

That was what pushed Greg over the edge. He gripped the edge of the van hard, grunting loudly as his cum erupted from his cock. Stevonnie hadn't been prepared for just how much would end up coming out, and ended up coughing and sputtering as her mouth and throat were flooded with thick seed.

Still, Stevonnie managed to swallow a fair bit of it before looking looking up at Greg, who was red-faced and panting hard. He was still hard though, she realized. She grinned, getting up. Greg looked over, his face burning even more when he saw her remove her shorts. Despite Stevonnie's member, her body was still near flawless from what Greg saw.

Stevonnie had Greg move back into the van, and she went in after him, closing the van door and straddling him. Greg's member throbbed against Stevonnie's slit, which was already soaking wet. She smiled, lowering herself down slowly, moaning as she took Greg's member inside. It wasn't as ridiculously large as some of the times she'd done it with Amethyst, but it was still much bigger than she was used to, and made her tense up as it stretched out her pussy.

Greg couldn't even think properly, his mind to shot from how good Stevonnie's wet slit felt as his cock pushed deeper inside. Stevonnie had trouble working her way down, and started moving her hips when she got to the halfway point, figuring she'd get the rest as they went.

Hearing Stevonnie moan, and figuring that they were miles passed the point of no return now, Greg moved his hands to Stevonnie's hips and helped move her up and down his cock, thrusting up into her. He was instinctively cautious at first, but started picking up the face and thrusting harder into her soon after.

Stevonnie moaned loudly, loving how it felt. She wanted more, and started bucking her hips harder, bouncing on Greg's stiff cock as he thrust up into her. It quickly became apparent that, though Greg didn't have much stamina when it came to things like running and worrying, he certainly did when it came to this. After nearly thirty minutes of fucking, neither had slowed down, and both had picked up the pace, slamming their hips together hard and fast.

Greg's entire cock pumped into Stevonnie with every thrust now, and it was Stevonnie who ended up cumming first. Granted, they had both been right on the edge. It had been the sudden thought of how the van must have looked from the outside, windows fogged over and bouncing from her and Greg's movements, that pushed Stevonnie into her climax.

Greg followed right behind her, the feeling of Stevonnie's pussy clamping down on him and the sensation of her juices running down his cock caused him to reach his limit. He pulled Stevonnie down hard, thrusting as deeply into her as he could before cumming, causing Stevonnie to cry out loudly, nearly cumming again from the feeling alone.

Stevonnie dropped down, panting hard as she laid down next to Greg, cuddling up to him affectionately. Greg, too tired to think about it anymore, held Stevonnie close as they both drifted off to sleep.