Non-vanilla elements: herm-on-male, anal.


Stevonnie was not having the greatest of weeks in the world. The Home World attacks had picked up quite a bit. Granted, they were prepared for a lot of them now, as Jasper was willing to share info so long as Lapis let her form Malachite at least once a week, but even still things weren't going perfect.

The Crystal Gems were needing to resort to forming Sardonyx, Opal, or Sugilite for almost every battle these days. They had almost needed to form Alexandrite for one of them, but had decided against it, as they wanted to keep the power of Alexandrite and Malachite secret in case a full scale invasion needed to fought off. Which, according to Jasper, it would be eventually.

They had managed to win that battle, a combination of Sugilite, Stevonnie with Lion, Bismuth, and Peridot's metal powers, which had gotten good enough for her to fight with ten weapons at once (which also finally made playing her one person metal band possible, which she was eager to show to anyone who would watch).

But even with the all the victories they had been having, they had still suffered their first defeat that week. The Home World gems had re-captured the moon base. The moon base had no weapons, and even if they planned on building weapons there, it would be weeks before any were optional, but the fact remained that there were hostile gems literally directly above them, and there wasn't much they could do about it, as there was no way for them to fight with a stealth attack, as they needed Lion to get there, and a full frontal assault would not end well for them.

So things were going terribly on the gem side of things. Made worse by the fact that Stevonnie had had to sit out of three different battles that week. She had been curing more and more of the corrupted gems in the bubble room, and it had left her too exhausted to help the others in the fights. It was good that they were getting the gems healed, especially seeing as the majority of them were either crystal gems or abandoned Home World gems that were eager to get payback for what Home World had done to them, but most of them were still too weak to fight, needing time to rest and recover.

And then, as if she wasn't dealing with enough stress in her gem life, Stevonnie had a brand new annoyance to deal with on the human side of things. Well, not a brand new one, an old annoyance that had gotten worse and worse and come back to haunt her, like a terrible recurring rash. Said rash was named Kevin.

It was shocking to Stevonnie that Kevin had finally found a situation wherein he was not the worst thing in it, but even Kevin would have a hard time measuring up to the looming threat of a Home World invasion. Not for lack of trying mind you.

Where before Kevin's annoyance had been potent but rare, as he was always moving around and only occasionally popped up on the radar, now he was actually seeking Stevonnie out, having evidently become as obsessed with her as he kept claiming she was with him.

Stevonnie lost track of how many times he had asked her out, and how many times she had explained to him, quite clearly, that she wasn't interested, as she was literally her own perfect loving relationship.

But where that knowledge would have scared off other, Kevin only seemed more determined. Evidently, Stevonnie's being her own relationship made her seem like something of a forbidden fruit to Kevin, which had only made his advances seem worse and worse to her.

She had thought for sure that telling him that she was a herm would be enough to put him off of her, but he didn't seemed to care. Points for being opened minded, Stevonnie thought, but it didn't make him any less of an insensitive jerk.

More than once Stevonnie had considered threatening him with her sword, maybe that would be enough to scare him off. If not, maybe she could demonstrate how sharp it was on Kevin's car just so he knew she absolutely meant business

But no, that wasn't how Crystal Gems did things. It was against the rules for a Crystal Gem to draw their weapons against a human. In six thousand years the rule had been broken only once, and considering it had been when Ronaldo had been about to literally dissect Steven, it was probably justified.

But Kevin wasn't any actual threat. A raging dick perhaps, but not a threat worth drawing her sword. It would have been easier to take if people other than her knew what a jerk he was. Sure, Kiki, Jenny, and the gems knew how terrible he was, but everyone else in Beach City swooned at his mere presence, and every time it happened Stevonnie wanted to shake them and order them to open their eyes and see Kevin for what he really was.

But Kevin was good at hiding his true nature behind his looks, and people continued to treat him like a prince. But Stevonnie took relish in the knowledge that she, the one person he wanted so desperately to fool with his tricks and games, would never fall for them again.

But that didn't make him go away. He seemed to get more and more determined each day, to the point that Stevonnie was starting to lose sleep, knowing that he could very well still be waiting for her in his car right outside the house.

Garnet had offered to get rid of him, but Stevonnie had insisted she would handle it. And today, she planned to. Se recalled how Lapis had handled her situation with Jasper, giving Jasper what she wanted, but doing so her own way and only in her own way. Stevonnie intended to do the same, and if all went well, Kevin would be leaving her alone after today.

"Here's the deal," Stevonnie said, "I'm going to make you an offer right here and now. If you refuse it, Garnet is gonna be on the look out for you." Stevonnie said, knowing that even Kevin wasn't dumb or desperate enough to mess around with Garnet watching.

Kevin smirked, "Alright, what's the deal hotness?" He asked, Stevonnie slapping him immediately and without hesitation, "First of all, none of that. Secondly, you want me so badly? Fine, I'll let you have me, but you'll be taking it MY way, for as long as I want, exactly the way I want. You can feel free to tag out whenever you want, but if you do, you have to leave me alone. And if you can't handle it, you have to leave me alone."

"And if I can handle it?" Kevin questioned, Stevonnie grinning, "Then I'll have a new play toy. So, what'll it be?" Stevonnie knew he would accept before he even opened his mouth, it was the kind of guy he was. "Good. clothes off." Stevonnie ordered.

"Right here?" Kevin asked, looking around. With where Kevin was parked in relation to the house, they were pretty well hidden, but still outside and would be in full view of anyone who came around from the beach side.

Stevonnie nodded, "Yeah, that a problem?" Keeping his calm, Kevin shook his head, "Nope, of course not." Kevin stripped down. To his credit, he didn't look bed naked either. He was muscled, though not nearly as much as Stevonnie preferred. His body was quite slender, almost feminine even, a sight that made Stevonnie grin.

Kevin's member was getting stiff, stiffer still when Stevonnie started undressing, removing her top first so he had a view of her chest. He was about seven inches in length, and his jaw dropped when Stevonnie's underwear came off and he saw her member.

Of course, he had known she had one, she had told him point blank, but it was still a shock to see it, especially considering that it was bigger than his own was. Or maybe he had thought that Stevonnie had been lying to get rid of him, and was genuinely shocked to learn she was a herm. Either way, he was surprised.

Stevonnie beckoned Kevin over. Unsurprisingly, he was a bit less eager now, but not about to give up what could very well be his only chance. He walked over, Stevonnie grabbing him and pushing him against the side of the house, his front facing the wall and his back to her. Stevonnie licked her lips at the sight of his ass, which actually looked tighter and more feminine that Jamie's had.

"W-what are you doing?" He asked, Stevonnie responding by smacking his ass, hard. It caused him to cry out at the sudden pain, and left a red mark on his rump. "I'll give you this much," Stevonnie said, lining herself up, "You've got an amazing ass~"

Kevin didn't even get the chance to let out the obnoxious remark that was probably winding up in his head before he cried out even loudly when Stevonnie jerked her hips forward, forcing her cock into his tight, formerly virgin asshole. She was going in dry, so it required even more force to get in, but Stevonnie had no problems providing that extra force, and it felt that much better as Kevin's walls clamped down around her, trying and failing to keep her cock from getting deeper.

Stevonnie held Kevin by his hips, putting more strength into her next thrust and getting her cock even deeper into him, hilting herself in his ass. This was more strength than she had used with a human before, hell it was more than she ever used with Peridot or Pearl, but Kevin deserved it.

Kevin, consequently, was shrieking. Whether in pain or pleasure, it was unclear. Probably pain from the way he kept squirming and pleading for Stevonnie to slow down. Not that she did, if anything, she made a point to pick up the pace, smacking Kevin's ass and slamming her hips in harder whenever he told her to go easier or to stop.

Kevin, realizing that Stevonnie was planning on seeing if he could handle taking it like this for as long as she wanted, grit his teeth, his groans of pain getting quieter as he held them in, his determination to beat her still strong.

Stevonnie couldn't help but respect this drive, but just like with Jasper, Stevonnie's drive to break it was just as strong, and she kept going, the force of her thrusts pushing Kevin's face hard against the wood of the wall, scratching his face whenever Stevonnie slammed in particularly hard.

Stevonnie had been meaning to stay like that for longer, but she had underestimated how tight Kevin's ass would be, and ended up cumming after only twenty minutes. Kevin screamed out as his ass was flooded with hot seed, a feeling he had never planned on feeling as was exactly as painful and strange as he had expected.

Stevonnie panted for a few moments, but before Kevin could ask if she was done, she grabbed him by his shoulders and changed their position, moving him to his car and bending him over it before slamming her cock back in just as hard, showing his poor anus no mercy as she hammered into it.

Kevin grunted, his face now rubbed against his car as Stevonnie fucked him against it. The vehicle began to move with Stevonnie's thrusts, a sight that excited her and made her pick up the pace, adding a little more strength than she should probably have been using with a human so she could feel his ass tighten and see the car shake more.

The result, other than Kevin likely having an odd limp for the next few days, was Kevin cumming. Not necessarily out of enjoyment mind you, more from constant sensation. Kevin's body could only take so much before it blew, whether he was actually liking what he was getting or not. His ass clenched hard around Stevonnie's cock as his own cock shot a spurt of cum onto his car.

Stevonnie grunted, the tightness of Kevin's ass and the knowledge that he'd just blow all over his own car because of her causing her to cum again, filling his ass even more. Stevonnie panted, giving Kevin a little longer to rest, as she needed a little as well, before standing up and lifting Kevin up with her.

Kevin was facing Stevonnie this time as she dropped him down onto her cock, the whole thing sinking into his as she started bucking her hips again, Kevin's hand holding onto Stevonnie's shoulders to keep from falling to the ground.

Stevonnie's arms were wrapped around his torso, holding him up as much as she could with her focus being so centered and thrusting up into him, fucking him harder and deeper with every thrust. His ass still attempted to stop her from going deeper, but the tightness this caused just made it feel even better to invade his anus harder.

Kevin was forced to cum again when she hit his prostate, making him scream out as he fired cum onto her stomach. Stevonnie realized that this was probably the only circumstance where he could do so without her ripping his arm off and using it to punch his perfect teeth in. Grinning to herself, Stevonnie kept thrusting up, hitting Kevin's button harder.

Kevin came twice more, once after another fifteen minutes of Kevin ramming into him, and once more five minutes later when Stevonnie came, unloading into his ass a third time, this time coating his prostate with burning hot cum.

Stevonnie's legs gave, and she dropped to the ground on top of Kevin. But she was in too much of a frenzy to stop, and was only stopped for a few moments before she started thrusting her hips again, railing him into the sand.

Kevin's eyes started to gaze over as he felt Stevonnie's cock bottom out inside of him, slamming against the deepest parts of his ass harder and harder with every movement and showing no signs of stopping. Kevin was certain she would have to be done soon, but it was another forty minutes before she came, letting out the largest, hottest, thickest load yet, filling Kevin so much his stomach puffed up.

Stevonnie panted as she pulled out, now satisfied. She got dressed and headed back into the house. She wasn't sure when Kevin had left, probably immediately after he regained consciousness, but when she checked later he and his car were gone. Stevonnie didn't think she would be seeing him again, and if she did, she'd have a new cock-sleeve.